3. No matter how cute the cat's butt is, it can't be poked

After half a ring, the Taoist who should have been in meditation opened his closed eyes, ruthless and desireless, dark and deep, as if he was about to inhale a qiē.

After a while, the Taoist looked down at the pu fan beside him, there was a hair ball sitting on it, even the tail was half a pu fan, Hongjun poked the plush little butt in front of him expressionlessly, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

The unknown hairpin's loosely pulled sideburns, leaving a long waist-length hair falling on the pu fan, a few strands hanging down on the tip of the cub's nose, and the big amber eyes couldn't stop spinning.

"Smack!"

Li Qi stretched out his claws and slapped away the other party's sinful hand stretched out to his buttocks, his amber eyes were full of anger, and he was not in the mood to eat the crystal clear dragon snake meat, his plush ears were pursed back, and he said, "Meow...... Meow! ”

Stupid dad, I know you have a bad idea of the beautiful mother, but you can't poke the master's ass!!

Even if it looks nice to touch, it doesn't work!

Do you still want a wife, do you want to be with your five-fingered girl for the rest of your life??

Hongjun Daozu, who was smashed and accused by his own son for the first time, suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and slipped the black and white kitten who was kicking his head in front of him, and nodded his hairy head, "Don't be naughty!" ”

Yun was light and breezy, as if the person who tried to poke the kitten's ass just now was not him.

Iron butt!!!

The black and white kitten felt the soft meat on the back of his head being pinched, and immediately exploded, and with a wave of his hand, he slapped the remaining dragon snake meat in his claws on the other party's face.

Special meow, the master is not powerful, I am really a plush toy!

How many times have I said it, the piece of meat on the back of the master's head is not allowed to be pinched, not pinched, believe it or not, you have a face of dragon and snake meat!!

Dragons have scales, and snakes have seven inches.

Everything in the world has a fatal place, it is the door of life, the so-called cat's life door is the back of the head is much softer than ordinary small piece of meat, a light mention, can make it powerless.

Li Qi didn't care at first, he still ate and drank, and posed as arrogant all day long, until one day, he was pinched by his stupid father and slipped into the air, and his limbs were completely unable to resist Youmu! ! I can't wait to be so cool that I meow and have a !!

When I think about it, I can't wait for it to happen, and this incident has become an unspeakable secret, not to mention the soft flesh in the back of the head, who mentions it.

In short, after venting his anger, Li Siqi remembered that something was wrong, and looked down at his empty paws in disbelief, and the whole cat froze as if it had been struck by lightning.

Σ(-д-; He ...... He actually threw away the meat!!

Li Qi felt that his head exploded with a buzz, and the whole meow was dumbfounded, and he didn't care about getting angry, he desperately struggled to jump back to the ground, and kept spinning around the snake meat that was pushed away by the unknown momentum around Hongjun and fell to the ground, meowing distressedly, eager to pick it up and stuff it into his mouth.

"Meow meow meow."

- My meat!! I was not a ghost just now, and the meat in my hand could be easily pasted, knowing that the stupid father brought his own turtle shell, and there was nothing left when he was excited, it didn't seem to be stupid!!

You must know that Hongjun is usually cultivated, and it is not easy for him to eat, plus he has to be restrained, and there are even fewer in his hands, usually he eats one bite and two bites, such a large piece of meat, enough for him to reminisce for half a day!!

"This is something outside the body, and the mind must not be weakened by the desire of the tongue."

Although the little black furball keeps circling around the snake meat is very cute, but the cultivator is a cultivator, and it is inappropriate for the cub to be so overly said and behaved, Hongjun couldn't help but knock on the road.

It's all your fault......

The little hairball withdrew its hungry gaze at the flesh and turned its vicious gaze to the culprit.

It looks even angrier than Hongjun, who was almost miserably slapped.

"Whew!" Li Qi didn't mean to be beaten at all, three or two times, grabbed the placket of his stupid father with a cruel smile and climbed up, and followed the other party's neatly combed hair is a claw.

I don't have any meat to eat, mess up your hair!!

The cat cub is light and soft, and no matter how good the talent is, it still has no effect in the face of Hongjun's hundreds of millions of years of cultivation. It's like a spring breeze blowing on your face, leaving no trace.

"Buckle".

Outside, there was a few knocks on the door, and when the little furball heard the sound, not only did not restrain it in the slightest, but became more and more arrogant, and its limbs were directly spread out like a blanket covering the head of the Taoist. His mouth chewed on the scattered shredded hair, and his big round eyes rolled around and let out a dissatisfied grunt.

There was a creak, and the door was opened from the outside.

A girl wearing a cloud skirt and combing her horns and sideburns walked in with a coffee table, and without making any sound, she quietly put the food on the plate in front of the father and son.

"Sir, the things have arrived." As if she didn't see the black and white kitten crawling overhead, the girl lowered her eyes, so docile that she didn't have a trace of popularity.

Hongjun was expressionless, handsome and dusty, and noble, but the overall temperament was destroyed by the hair ball on his head, and he commanded lightly:

"Stand down!"

"Yes." Carefully placing the food on the coffee table, she replied respectfully and left lightly.

When the girl's back disappeared, Hongjun reached out and gently lifted the kitten off his head, and with helplessness, he nodded at the other party's plush head and said, "...... Monkey business. ”

Instead of anger, the words of reproach were tinged with subtle tolerance.

I don't know if it's because of the original creation of the jade saucer, this child is not only not like himself, but a bit of the reckless behavior of the demons.

The black and white kitten has no meaning of the other bird at all, completely looks like the biggest, your dick's underwhelming expression, flicks his tail, holds his chin high, and meows a few times at his stupid father.

Yo, stupid father, you finally know that the master is indispensable, so you use food to please me?

Don't be so troublesome, who is with you and me, spicy and familiar, polite!

The black and white kitten's eyes became more and more burning when he looked at the food on the coffee table, and he couldn't help but flutter out of the other party's hand, holding his tail, and shrinking into a ball, looking like he wanted to wear it.

But since you have asked so sincerely, then the master will taste it reluctantly.

The crystal clear dragon snake meat was cut into slices and spread on the bottom of the plate, and the silk ice crystals spread along the meat.

In mid-air, the dragon snake transformed by the breath above the dragon snake meat and the red beast transformed by the flame flesh looked at each other from a distance, and the momentum continued to collide.

Sniffing his nose, Li Qi dared to swear by his character, he smelled a smell of sulfur, and it was a very strong one.

Damn it! What's in the volcano!

Li Qi felt that he had been deceived, moved his tail unhappily, swallowed saliva with difficulty, and thought with chagrin that he didn't want to eat, why he couldn't stop the saliva secretion in his mouth.

No matter what, since it's served, you'll definitely be able to eat it yourself.

The black and white kitten pursed its ears, looked dignified, raised its paws and pushed the hand of its stupid father next to it, indicating that he was hungry.

“…… Cannot. A moment ago, you only ate three pieces of dragon snake meat, and after a while, it was time for your stomach to ache. Frowning, Hongjun said a rare long sentence, picked up the dissatisfied kitten on the ground, and gently pushed, and his thin and powerful fingers rubbed the white fluffy cat's belly comfortingly.

So comfortable!

The slightly cool fingers touched Li Qi's plush belly, the strength was moderate, and the discomfort that was originally a little full was slowly eliminated by skillful kneading, and a sense of happiness that had never been experienced before occupied the heart.

"Hmm......" The little hair ball made a comfortable purr, and when he felt the fingers on his stomach, he picked it up and put it in his mouth, and his two small front paws grasped the fingers tightly, and the tongue like a small brush licked carefully.

Even so, the kitten looked very arrogant, as if to say, "I am very satisfied with your service, so I should not hurry up and thank you!" ”

“…… Is it comfortable? After being silent for a long time, Hongjun finally couldn't help but ask.

Nonsense! The black kitten couldn't bear it anymore, and rewarded the other party with a slap, and his ears were finally cleared.

Hongjun's hand was slapped by the kitten, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he was still expressionless, but his movements gently poked the plush butt of the pampered kitten.

The kitten was stunned for a moment, as if it didn't react, and then began to meow at Hongjun with its teeth and claws.

Didn't I tell you that you weren't allowed to poke my master's ass? So stupid, what do you say about the beauty lady who likes you?? Really, such a sticky master, it's annoying!!

"In that case, why doesn't Luo Yu like it?" Hongjun reached out and pressed the kitten's fluffy tail, and said in an unhurried tone.

Li Qi was silent for a while, and felt that the whole meow was not good.

Big brother, even if you like people, you have to distinguish the way you like it, who can stand your kind of 'caressing'.

As soon as he remembered that he saw the earth-shattering battle when he was born, Li Qi couldn't help but have a black line, and he forgot to get angry when he was held down by his tail.

"Meow meow."

The black hair ball barely straightened up, and its paws were just enough to touch Hongjun's waist, and he patted it with a serious face. In the future, the master will never dislike you again, after all, it is not easy to live until now with such a low emotional intelligence.

"......" was once again smashed by his own son and disliked Hongjun Daozu.

Now the cubs are so hard to??

Rubbing the corners of his forehead, Hongjun took out a red spherical object from his sleeve and threw it out. For a shovel officer with rich experience in raising cats, a little bit of tsundere of the meow cub is really no problem at all, after all, the father has raised it, are you still afraid of the cub??

"Meow!" Sure enough, with the appearance of the red ball, the originally loveless meow dumpling gave in without the slightest backbone, and the cheerful meow was endless, and when I looked at it, the short limbs of the black and white kitten rolled away with the red hydrangea, and the fluffy tail was also attached to the ball, and for a while it looked a bit like a black blanket wrapped around the red ball.

"......" Hongjun was speechless, this kid is too cooperative! He didn't even know what to put on a good expression.

The hall was silent for a moment, and Li Qi also raised his head from the wonderful touch of the ball, and saw Hongjun's smiling eyes, which suddenly stiffened, and the tail that clinged to the ball fell directly.

The two small paws in front of the ball, which kept fluttering the ball, also slowly retracted.

"Smack!"

The fluffy paws slapped on his face, and Li Qi had a loveless expression, because everything was exposed, and everyone else came over to cheat his father and mother, and he didn't pit anyone, only himself.

Why do you say you're so uncompetitive!! What's so interesting about red balls, they are all people who have lived a lifetime.

"Lighter, you're too young to use force!" Hongjun saw the kitten's annoyed expression, and his heart was relieved, after all, he was a cub, and he couldn't hide his thoughts.

“…… Meow?? Li Qi looked suspicious and expressionless, a fairy wind bone. Stupid dad, don't you really use any crooked ways?? How do you feel that you have catnip or something?