32. I'm going to beat you in the ass

Jian and the Demon Ancestor insisted inexplicably, and the cat cub who was smashed as a child finally succumbed to the force of the other party, jumped from Hongjun's hands aggrievedly, turned into a prototype, and prepared to carry Hongjun to Zixiao Palace and become a living advertisement on the move!

But what seems wrong?

Stupid father, do you know that your Zixiao Palace is broken because of your sanctification? Li Qi looked at the dilapidated and messy palace, and couldn't see the original grandeur at all, so he moved his buttocks, glad that he had just wisely chosen the cub form.

I saw that the original Zixiao Palace was already desolate, and the white jade roof was directly smashed in half, and the chaotic aura seemed to have been consumed because of the battle just now. Originally, the purple qi just made a hole in the top, but he didn't expect that the prototype of the cat cub would be so huge, so there was still a lot of powder stepped on by Li Qi.

However, it seems to have its own part. The black kitten was a little weak to block the powder he stepped on when he transformed, but unfortunately with his figure, he couldn't stop anything, but showed all of it.

"............" Why are you so stupid?? Luo Yu was speechless for an instant, he would never admit that this was his species.

Fu Xi was fine, but he looked at the cat cub in a little surprise, blinked, and realized that his prototype was not good at talking to Li Qi in the form of the cat cub, and one flew away, turning from the original side into a more familiar human form of the latter.

It doesn't look like a demon cultivator, it's more like the gentle and jade-like temperament of a Taoist cultivator.

"Why don't you turn into a prototype? More can be blocked! Fu Xi bent down and lowered his head, his narrow eyes were not raised like the prototype, but smiled. Stretched out his hand and gently poked the small hair ball, and kindly began to remind.

When Li Qi heard this, he suddenly realized! yes, why didn't he turn into a prototype?

As soon as he said and did, a white light flashed, and the huge divine beast that had just disappeared returned to its original place.

The head of the lion was very hideous, and he looked at Hongjun's expressionless handsome face, stepped on it uneasily, took a sneaky look, and then made a butt on the ruins.

Luo Yu on the side saw that he stumbled under his feet and almost fell on his heels. Glancing at Li Qi, who was sitting stupidly on the ruins, he suddenly became angry, this guy is stupid, how big is the prototype of Zixiao Palace? Don't you know the destruction of corpses?

At first glance, the demon ancestor who was a journeyman kept complaining in his heart about the stupidity of his cubs. So, Demon Ancestor, don't you care about the destroyed Zixiao Palace? Why pay attention to whether there is a complete destruction, how can there be no traces of the crime at all!!

It can be seen that where did the kitten's destructive factor come from.

Luo Yu decided to teach this stupid boy a lesson, and directly turned into a big cat covered in pitch black, disappeared in place in three or two clicks, and when he reappeared, it was already the top of the head of the prototype cat cub.

Stretch out your claws and shoot!

The head of the cat cub that didn't look amazing was slapped directly into the ground, and Luo Yu said with a look of hatred, "Give this seat immediately, immediately, carry the wood next to it to Zixiao Palace!" ”

is also because the kitten prototype is hard, not afraid of fighting, not afraid of falling, and even smashed a hole in the ruins of Zixiao Palace.

Li Qi pulled his head out, shook his head hard, and finally lost the dizziness that rushed up, and then roared rationally, "That place was smashed, how did the master get over!" ”

Don't you know that there is such a thing as a professional mismatch? Do you think everyone is as versatile as Daddy? If it's really that powerful, is the master still being bullied by you now?

Li Qi has always complained about his body type, you said that if you didn't grow up, you would be small, but I didn't expect to grow up, still younger than the beauty mother, and now I don't have the confidence to take revenge!

"Rubbish!" The big cat lazily flicked his tail, threw out a sentence, choked the kitten cub, and then jumped on Hongjun's shoulder, looked at the white-haired Taoist condescendingly, and slapped the latter's face. "Didn't you see that the Zixiao Palace over there was destroyed?" Why not fix it!

For Uncle Cat, it's always your fault, your fault, or your fault.

The cat cub who was scolded for being a waste and Hongjun, who was also scolded for being blind, looked at each other widely, and then wisely chose to remain silent as well. Looking at it like this, Luo Yu (the beauty of the mother) is not in a very good mood, so let's be obedient.

Hongjun made the first move, looked at the gray palace, and then waved his sleeves, and the jade disc of creation above his head automatically flew to the palace, and countless lines composed of the laws of the Great Dao continued to entangle, cross, and merge with each other. First the clamps of the palace, and then the jade-white foundation, layer by layer, like the dominoes that Li Qi saw in his previous life, piled up together.

Then the temple was pitch black, and the whole piece was put together. Finally, the pale yellow roof glazed tiles are like starlight coming together little by little.

As for why he used the Creation Jade Plate, it was not that Hongjun's ability could not even be cultivated in a palace, but as the foundation of the Heavenly Dao, the innate spirit stone could no longer withstand his own coercion, and if he was not careful, the palace might collapse directly.

In other words, because Hongjun has its own aura of destruction, the tofu scum project will automatically break.

In this way, the quality inspection department in the previous life was simply weak, as long as the stupid father went to that station, there would be no demons and monsters.

Hongjun, who was dressed in white like snow, had a handsome face, his black eyes were extremely cold, there was no movement or wave, and as soon as the momentum was released, everything in the room automatically exploded.

The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it!

Li Qi couldn't bear to look directly at the hole in his brain, or forget it, he was afraid that the department didn't make enough money to be ruined by his stupid father!

Zixiao Palace is completed!

Li Qi took a look, and immediately lost interest, except for the participation of the Jade Disc in the process, this room was exactly the same as the original. He has already seen a lot of it, and now of course there is nothing new.

"Roar!" Let's go, this place is nothing like the original! Li Qi, who was not interested, said directly to Hongjun, who was just slightly tired beside him, unlike the blood pupils that Luo Yu turned into the prototype, the cat cub was still a crystal clear amber color, full of concern.

A roar!

The lion-like divine beast has changed its body in an instant, it is thousands of feet tall, and the Dao Ancestor on its body has also changed its true body, and the image it has made shines on the entire desolation.

"Three thousand guests of the Tao, listen in the Zixiao Palace!" The golden lotus, which exuded the power of the saint, kept pouring out from the ground, especially thirty-three days away, and had turned into a sea of flowers transformed by the golden light of merit. Hongjun sat on the cat cub, still expressionless, thin lips lightly opened, like the voice of the cold front that has not melted for thousands of years on the snow mountain has flashed in the minds of all beings.

Whether it's out of the customs or in retreat! Fortunately, Hongjun has no malice, otherwise this flood will experience another catastrophe!

In Zixiao Palace.

Li Qi 'snapped' and turned into a cub form, lying on the ground, with only one sentence in his heart, he ran away after pretending, it was really exciting!! Thinking back to the appearance of Hongjun's stupid father just now like a kaolin flower, he was embarrassed in an instant.

"Out of breath!" Luo Yu, who also turned into a big cat form, was too calm, and I saw that he came to Zixiao Palace with an attitude as if he was patrolling his territory, and when he passed by the cat cub, he raised his paw, which was a slap! I hate the appearance of iron, and I was scared by such a small scene, what will I do in the future.

Li Qi didn't have the strength to continue messing with him now, so he rolled in the direction of Hongjun with all his strength. The small black hair ball rolled to Hongjun's feet like a ball, the big fluffy tail looked soft, and he raised his head to look at Hongjun Dada, who looked as usual, "Stupid father, how did you say that kind of thing!" ”

The middle second degree is too explosive, not inferior to those famous anime in some island countries in the previous life. Although it looks very emotional, if you say it seriously, it is really shameful, I didn't expect him to not only see it this time, but also get so close!

“………… Be careful! Hongjun was silent for a long time, so long that the cat cub lying on the ground was impatient, and began to stretch out his paws to scratch his clothes, before throwing out a sentence.

Ahem, of course, ordinary people don't understand the meaning of the two words that Hongjun said. But is our protagonist a normal person? So Li Qi understood it in seconds when he heard it, and immediately smiled maliciously.

The plush cat had a thief's smile on its face, stretched out its front paws and poked Hongjun, and when the latter turned his gaze to himself, he sneered, "Stupid father, are you shy?" ”

That's why he shut up!

Hongjun was speechless. He continued to be silent, as if he hadn't heard the words, but instead the big cat with nothing to do on the side noticed what was happening here.

The big black cat came to Li Qi with a banner magic weapon that emitted a faint light in his mouth, stepped in a domineering and exposed step, put down the magic weapon, stretched out his paws and held it, and barked at the cat cub, "Meow meow woo!" "Do you see this magic weapon, is there still an image in your memory??

That's right, the Demon Ancestor is still thinking about his claw grinding board! And the magic weapon of the banner that emitted clear light was the plain cloud realm flag in the innate five party flags.

After the innate five-party flag passed through the growth period of the cat cub, it can be said that he has experienced thousands of tortures, and the plain cloud realm flag is not surprising, when he finally returned to Luo Yu, the demon ancestor was greatly distressed, needless to say.

No, after enduring it for a long time, Luo Yu, who couldn't bear it in the end, still chose to find the culprit and settle the account.

Memory? Did he have such a thing in his memory?

The black kitten was lying on the ground, with two small front paws hugging Hongjun's big feet, and then with a face What are you talking about, how can Ben Meow not understand, what cat's paw board, what innate five-square flag, how can the master understand, look at my pure and innocent little eyes ヽ(*′з'*)-

"Get up, don't play stupid!" The big cat didn't eat this set, and regardless of Hongjun's distressed gaze for a moment, he directly opened his mouth and bit the tail of the kitten!! This little cub can't do it if he doesn't teach him a lesson today, and he even dares to move the things in this seat!

#论一根猫抓板引起的血案#

#父子相斗, what unknown reasons are hidden behind the scenes, is it the sinking of human nature or the corruption of morality! #

"Meow-" The tail was bitten, and the kitten immediately exploded, and the long, fluffy fluffy hair stood up at the roots, and immediately more than doubled in size.

Reflexively gave the big cat a claw, but because of the claw, it didn't leave many traces, which caused the Demon Ancestor to be very angry!

Rebel, dare to treat this seat like this!!

Luo Yu narrowed his eyes dangerously and looked at the kitten viciously. Li Qi was not afraid of the other party's coercion at all, straightened up his small chest, and glared back.

"Do you dare to treat the cat's paw board like this, and want to be beaten?"

"If you have the ability, you can beat it!"

"Beat it!"

Lord Demon Ancestor has lived for so long, and he still can't help but provoke, and in the face of the catcub's initiative to find and beat, he completely ignored his reason and came up with his claws.

The kitten cub was like this, without taking into account the huge size difference between himself and the other party, he jumped directly on the back of the big cat in three or two, and bit down like this while holding the fluffy cat ears.

When Hongjun came back to his senses, he saw this scene. The kitten's whole body was pressed against the big cat, its mouth was tightly biting its ears, and the big cat was bitten and grinned, desperately kicking its hind legs, trying to get the former down.

was about to reach out to separate the two, but the two cats united and stretched out their claws to scratch them, and they couldn't, so they had to withdraw their hands and continue to watch the next plot development.

Fu Xi sat next to him and watched very happily, holding a cup of tea in his hand, this is the innate spiritual root, the tea made is very far, and the jade table made of jade next to it, with a few cyan tea cups on it, looks like they complement each other.

On weekdays, although his boss is moody, and even does what he says, he still hasn't seen this face in the end. was climbed on top of his head by a kitten, and he was so powerful that he even got into his mouth.

Don't say it's an ear, others just touch it, this uncle has to be disgusted for a long time, at least half to death, or at worst to destroy the corpse. Of course, most of them are still destroyed and destroyed.

Of course, the strength of the kitten cannot be compared with the strength of the adult big cat, don't look at the bite as soon as you open your mouth, in the final analysis, it still takes the opportunity for the other party not to pay attention. As the saying goes, the first strike is strong, and the second strike suffers. However, strength is strength, and the big black cat, with its rich experience and strength, directly threw the cat cub off.

"Meow !!"

Look, how can this roof move!!

Li Qi was thrown out, and the whole meow was not good, and he began to scream in mid-air, until he landed on the ground, and he was still rolling.

Luo Yu didn't let the kitten cub go so easily, he was going to. No matter what happens, he has to teach this cat cub a good lesson.

A pounce, the big black cat covered in pitch black pounced directly on the kitten's body, with a flick of its paws, completely ignoring the latter's struggle, and directly biting the other party's head.

"Smack!"

Not to be outdone, the kitten stretched out its paws and slapped the chin of the big black cat behind him!

"Rebel, I'm going to beat you in the ass!!"

The big black paws landed on the plush little buttocks of the same color, and Li Qi couldn't help but struggle, "Meow meow!! "Let go of me!!

The two hairballs were torn apart, completely ignoring the surrounding scene, and Hongjun saw it above, his face was as usual, without the slightest change.

"Meow—" Hurt, hurt, hurt!! Luo Yu is not Hongjun, he will be soft-hearted for some unknown reasons, and his move is ruthless, naturally, the cat cub also hurts enough!

The small hairball was spanked in the big cat's paws and made a faint meow, which was really sad for the hearer and weeping for the listener. Such a cute kitten, how can someone be ruthless?

The big cat looked at the poor cat cub in his hand with a solemn face, stretched out his paw and flicked it gently, wondering if he had too much strength just now, after all, the child was still young.

When I opened it, I found a cat face with a hippie smile, and I was immediately angry, stretched out my claws, and threw the cat cub in my hand out in disgust. This bear child is pretending to be pitiful!