Chapter 49: Jinjiang

Gu Mengmeng glanced at the classmates next to her, and said with a smile, "Don't worry! There's a chance! The classmate who just spoke, come, come and stand in my position, right! Here, hold your baby's left and right feet together and lift them above their tummy! Right! That's it, you're in good hands! I'm letting it go! Hey, don't shake your hands! ”

"Moe, moe! It's good, it's soft, it's so small! What to do? He's kicking, kicking—me, ahhhh Woo~ Meng Meng help! I'm scared! What if I break my grip? Woo ~ Dad! ”

Gu Mengmeng twitched~ twitched the corners of her mouth, and glanced at the corners of her eyes, Nima's squatting Zhang Ning was already kneeling on the ground with a bloodless face, and her hands were still in the state of holding a little baby, and her soul didn't know where to go. The angry Gu Mengmeng hugged the little baby and slapped them on the back of their heads.

"You're still not men? Especially you, don't you say better than you sing? Why is it even more withered than Zhang Ning at this time? Still called Daddy? It's a shame that you called it out! Did the baby bite you or kick you? ”

"Poof—" The remaining five students stood aside and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? Your teeth are white, huh? You might be more cowardly than the two of them! Laugh and laugh and laugh, do you plan to let the machine qì person bathe the baby? ”

"Uh, no, no!" The five quails replied weakly.

"Which of you have the most guts? Hurry up and fight, the baby is uncomfortable, and it should be crying again in a while! Gu Mengmeng asked while patting the baby's back.

"Moe, moe! I, I'm called Fang, Fang Daring! My dad said he gave me this name in the hope that I would be bolder! So I'm willing to give it a try! The thin boy raised his hand and said tremblingly.

Gu Mengmeng was overjoyed, it was good for someone to come out, "Good!" Come here, Zhang Ning, and you, sober me up, go to the side! Dare you come over and hold the baby's neck and be backed by the back as I just said, right! Well done! You've all come and see clearly, Zhang Ning! Help me bring the unkempt over and adjust the water temperature to reduce the water flow! Watch my movements carefully."

"Uh~hey~ah~ha~hee~" Fang Daring can no longer hear the sound of the outside world, as if his ears and brain have automatically filtered out other sounds, and only the soft, light and heavy weight of his hands is left in his eyes! The big dark and bright eyes, the whispers made when sucking ~ sucking fingers, exploded in Fang Daring's mind.

Gu Mengmeng continued, "Hold the baby's feet and gently lift it to the baby's belly, at this time, the baby's body has not yet developed well, so the bones are very soft, so it won't hurt to lift it like this, is Zhang Ningshui okay?" Take it, remember to cover the water with your hands, yes, that's it, especially the legs, clucking sockets, and the folds on the neck should be cleaned, oh! The most important thing is to laugh*-"

"Poof-small, small, *!!"

Gu Mengmeng also flicked the little baby's little * badly, and said with a smile, "What's the matter, blushing like this?" Turn around and look at it honestly, you have to carefully break the small * to the other side and then gently scrub it with water and fingers, and pay attention to the strength of your fingers, do you know? Don't forget the other side when you wash it, the next thing is the fart~stock, and the fart~ thigh~thigh, remember to wash it! Hey, hey, hey! Did you listen carefully to what I said? You're shy of yarn! Hi~" Gu Mengmeng asked while pulling the quilt to dry the baby's body, "Have you heard the story of Buddha Yin and Su Dongpo?" Without waiting for everyone to answer, Gu Mengmeng continued to talk to herself.

"Foyin and Su Dongpo are good friends, and they are also good friends who take pleasure in making fun of each other. One day, the two of them took a boat - well, playing by the river, Su Dongpo saw the reflection of the Buddha seal in the water, and when he thought about it, he sneered, "Buddha seal, Buddha seal, your reflection in the water is like!" Hahaha' Buddha Yin looked at his own reflection in the water, and then looked at the reflection of his good friend and suddenly said, "I think your reflection looks like a Buddha!" Su Dongpo was very proud, he went back and met his sister - E~ brother, sued his younger brother for scolding the Buddha seal like shit, but he said that he was like a Buddha, is this person stupid! Unexpectedly, Su Dongpo's younger brother looked at Su Dongpo like a fool~ Zizi looked at Su Dongpo deadly, "People are pretending to be Buddha in their hearts, and they naturally see everything as Buddha, and you have shit in your heart, and you naturally see everything as shit!" You're the one who is really stupid! Gu Mengmeng dried the baby's body, picked up the baby, looked at the people standing in a daze, and made up for it without pity, "So what were you shy about just now?" ”

Everyone looked ashamed. "Not leaving? Was the bag returned? Hey~ The baby is so good! Teacher-well, Meng Meng will take you to a new quilt~ Let's go! Zhang Ning, you go and get two clean quilts first! I'll take a look at what the baby's number is, well, it's this! Gu Mengmeng held the baby and led a group of people to the baby's bed~, teasing the baby and waiting for the arrival of the quilt.

"Bag, bag, come!" Zhang Ning ran out of breath, he rushed over as soon as he saw the classmates who came back, and he didn't have time to say anything, grabbed two quilts.

"First take it to the dryer and warm the quilt and bring it over, I will first remove the secretions from the corners of the baby's eyes, you remember that you must start quickly and lightly, you know? Otherwise, it will hurt the baby! In fact, it is best to use a cotton swab to stick warm water to clean the baby's nose, ears and eyes, but I can't find a cotton swab here for a while, so I will scrub it with a bag today! ”

Finally took the warm quilt, Gu Mengmeng picked up the baby and took out the quilt in the small bed and replaced it. Then fold the warm quilt in half, carefully lay it in the cot, and then lay another piece of quilt in a diamond shape and lay it in the crib, and fold it in half a small corner. Remove the bag from your baby's body. Carefully hold the baby and put him on the quilt, "Everyone should pay attention to it for a while, first fold a corner of the square quilt, and then put the baby's shoulders flush with the crease, so that when the bag is up, it will not make the baby breathe." The baby's hands and legs are bent in their natural state, so we can't wrap them too tightly when wrapping them, and wrapping them too close will affect their development, do you know? After placing the baby, we pick up the left corner to cover the baby's belly, bypass the baby's right hand and lay the nest, under the adjustment, do not cover the baby's neck, and then gently pull up the corner of the baby's feet to cover the belly, and pull up the right corner to cover the left corner and press the horn under the baby's fart~ thigh. That's it! ”

"Meng, Mengmeng, will it be uncomfortable to be tied up like this?"

"Yes, yes! And wrapped like this, it feels like a caterpillar! ”

Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes, "What if the baby catches a cold?" If you catch a cold, you will get sick and have diarrhea! And did you see the baby crying? Don't you see that the little ones are sleeping comfortably? ”

"Oh, really, really! How long has it been? The little one is asleep! It's amazing! ”

"Really! Look, look! The corners of the baby's mouth are still up! ”

"Shhhhhh Isn't it a double win to wrap babies when they are young and to feel safe, so that they won't catch a cold and help them sleep? So your task today is to try to wrap the babies up! Can it be done? Gu Mengmeng glanced at the seven people with excited faces.

"Yes!"

"Good! Then you will first divide into three teams, two people and two people, Zhang Ning will follow me, go to recruit Abu and them, lead seven people for every two people, and then go to call the machine qì people to bring more quilts, just say that they want to change the quilts. You have to pay attention, don't touch the baby who is still sleeping, it will be detained by the machine, do you know? Let's start with the waking baby! Got it? Gu Mengmeng said solemnly.

"Hmmm! Got it! ”

In this way, Gu Mengmeng led everyone to start competing with the machine qì people for the care of the baby. Most people will get stuck at the beginning, as if because the program doesn't contain instructions for this to happen. But as soon as the number of times this jam is too much, it will automatically feed back to the optical brain.

Therefore, when Gu Mengmeng was about to wrap the baby again, the machine qì person came over, grabbed Gu Mengmeng's hand, and her electronic eyes flashed non-stop, "No need to bag, trouble!" ”

Gu Mengmeng was stunned for a moment, this is obviously not a program dialogue entered in advance, this should be the light brain, right? Gu Mengmeng paused, opened her eyes sternly and said nonsense, "This is the topic of our latest research - how to effectively prevent newborns from getting sick." It's a bit of a hassle, but you should see that all the babies wrapped in the baby fall asleep quickly, right? And it doesn't tie their hands and feet without causing compression of bones and internal organs, and I believe that the number of jù you get after scanning is the strongest evidence. ”

The machine qì person kept holding Gu Mengmeng's hand motionless, as if he was really analyzing the number jù. After a long time, Gu Mengmeng was released. After a flash of light on his chest, the other people stopped what they were doing and went to the corner to automatically connect the power supply on their feet, as if they were charging.

Zhang Ning came over mysteriously, "Meng Meng!" You're amazing, what did you say to them, they just put down their work and went to rest? ”

Gu Mengmeng glanced at Zhang Ning, "What did you say, did you still hear it?" Go ahead! Don't be lazy! ”

Zhang Ning smiled and rubbed back to his place to feed the baby.

In the headquarters of the Tianshu Star, the central light brain is receiving a number from the '□□' of the Yuheng Star.

"Xiao Tian? Little God! Why don't you ignore me when I call you? Are you listening to me? Emperor Liu angrily stretched out his virtual tentacles to make a mess of the various numbers on the light brain screen. But in a single breath, the light brain recovered, "Well, don't be naughty. Listen, how did Wei Qi make you angry this time? ”

"Humph! Wei Qi, this stingy ghost! I've just stabbed a mech, and he's going to lock me up in a dark room! In the virtual screen, the little Emperor Liu was crouching on the ground and poking his fingers.

The central light brain felt both helpless and funny, since Wei Qi deceived Emperor Liu back from Yaoguang Xing, he didn't give him a unique weapon, Emperor Liu was in trouble for three days, and he drove a mecha everywhere to challenge people, and he also used Wei Qi's name to start with a sinister and shameless attack, directly smearing Wei Qi's reputation to black. Wei Qi was still wondering why the person who came to him for advice recently started to do it, but later learned that it was Emperor Liu's good deeds, and afterwards, Wei Qi couldn't bear it, and directly threw Emperor Liu to the central light brain and asked him to help educate Emperor Liu.

However, Wei Qi couldn't even imagine that the central light brain had been lonely for so many years, and now a new consciousness finally appeared, how could he be 'ruthless' to educate the emperor? Even when Emperor Liu's various thunders and rains cried that he wanted a weapon of his own, the central light brain actually used his old roots. Well, that's right, the central optical brain also has a salary, but its salary is generally used to maintain its various parts. Therefore, after so many years of accumulation, it is a considerable amount of crystal coins!