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"Brother, thank you for today, take it to have supper with the brothers." Tang Ren laughed.

"Thank you!" The security guard was not polite either.

"Hmm." Tang Ren also likes the character of the security guard, if he doesn't take it, Tang Ren will mind a little.

The two of them came to the dressing room.

"Our show will have to wait for a while, let's rest first." Zhang Ou said to Tang.

"Hmm." The Tang people also have no opinion.

They have already rehearsed the show, and then they just need to show their good state.

After a while, Tang and Zhang Ou were called.

Tang and Zhang Ou did not wear long shirts like traditional cross talk this time, both of them wore suits.

Walking onto the stage, Tang Ren saw some people sitting in the audience who looked like judges.

As soon as Tang and Zhang Ou came to power, many people's eyes lit up.

The two bowed to the audience, and it was a performance.

Tang Ren smiled: "Hello everyone, I am an actor, Tang Ren." ”

Zhang Ou smiled: "Hello everyone, I am a cross talk actor, Zhang Ou." ”

"Teacher Zhang Ou, he is also well-known in the cross talk world!" The Tang man boasted.

"It's okay, it's okay."

"The cross talk is good!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome."

"There are a lot of people watching, too."

"That's all the audience's friends."

"There's a lot of money!"

"This, well, barely, barely." Zhang Ou looked very embarrassed.

"Hahaha" someone laughed.

"It's okay, everyone is human, we all have to live, and it's normal for people to make money?"

"Yes, yes."

"How much did you earn?"

"Uh. Living, living. ”

"Haha, it seems that Mr. Zhang Ou has earned a lot, unlike me, poor!" Tang Ren said helplessly,

"Alas, alas, alas." Zhang Ou stopped Tang Ren: "Are you poor? You're making movies, singing, writing songs, and starting a company, and you're still poor? ”

"That's right! I'm poor, what's wrong? Don't you need money to make movies, sing, write songs, and start a company? There are so many people in the company, don't they all have to be raised by me! I made two movies this year, and one of them was not released to support so many people? ”

"If I want to have money, I've been to the Maldives, Hawaii, Dubai a long time ago, and there must be some hot girls around me, Thunderbolt Baby, 36d...

"Hey, hey, hey! You're the one who has a girlfriend!! Zhang Ou hurriedly reminded.

"That's right! This, my girlfriend is a hot girl, Thunderbolt Baby, 36. This is a secret! Tang Ren hurriedly said.

"Hahaha!" There was another burst of joy underground.

"In short, I will never be able to accompany you, the old man, to talk about cross talk here."

"That's the same reason!" Zhang Ou nodded.

"That's right, poor, as soon as this person is poor, he has to find a way to make money!"

"Well, we'll have to figure it out."

"I just thought of a way, you said that a cross talk actor like you wants to lock you in a big iron cage, put aside some food, sell tickets to visit, and definitely attract a lot of people, right?

"That's right! If you still lock me up, someone will see who you lock up. ”

"That's it!"

"What! Is it about people? ”

"I'll let people pass it once!"

"In a cage?"

"It's like a cage!"

"What?"

"Elevator."

"Elevator?"

"Old elevator. A big iron fence gate, tight, you can see the inside from the outside, you can see the outside from the inside, and there is a big iron stone next to it, as soon as the iron stone goes up, the elevator will come down, and as soon as the elevator goes up, the iron stone will come down, and I will close this place. ”

"What kind of elevator is this?"

"I can't say for sure, my grandmother calls it uncle in terms of seniority."

"Where else is there an elevator like this?"

"Just the new efficiency building in our district."

"Efficiency Building...... What are you doing there? ”

"Reflect the problem!"

"What's the problem?"

"In our residential building, the water is always cut off in the summer, and the children are bathed in dry mud, and the children in our building are all like carrots!"

Don: "Then hurry up and reflect!" ”

"Reflected? Reflecting from summer to winter, the water is coming! ”

"Not bad!"

"The heating is out again!"

"Worse than that!"

"The neighborhood committee hurriedly set up a disco study class for the elderly, saying that it was to solve the heating problem."

"Is that settled?"

"No, the aunt of the neighborhood committee found me and said that we can speak well as actors, which is easy to attract the attention of leaders, let me reflect it again, and I will come to this efficiency building!"

"Sensei, the efficiency must be low."

"As soon as I entered the door, I saw the big elevator like an iron cage, one here, one there, which one do you say I should go to?"

"Whew, you can go on casually!"

"If you're unlucky, you're unlucky here! As the saying goes, it's easy to go up and hard to come down, and I didn't come down after I hit it! ”

"The elevator won't go?"

"Not leaving? Hurry up! Just listen to "Bang-Bang!" ””

"What's wrong?"

"This big iron fence gate is locked! Listen to the "whoosh" again, and go to the 5th floor! ”

"So fast?"

"No way to be unhappy! What weight does that iron mean, what weight does it weigh me, and it's not like it's a joke?! ”

"Why do I sound so mysterious!"

"Xuan?"

"What's more mysterious is yet to come! When I got to the 5th floor, I was just about to open the door when I heard "whoosh-""

"How?"

"It's coming down again."

"White?"

"It's not in vain. Just listen to the "whoosh" it came up again, the "whoosh" it came down again, the "whoosh", the "whoosh" - good guys, it "swished" me more than 60 times in less than 20 minutes! ”

"That's the elevator malfunctioning, you need to figure it out!"

"I've thought of everything! I was jumping and jumping, smashing and banging, kicking and scratching......"

"You have to be careful, if you shake that big iron stone down, you will slip out to the end!"

"Don't say it, I'm so tossing, this elevator is really stopping! If you don't say that you can't panic when something happens, you are like me, scratch it twice...... (looking up and down) just scratches people, doesn't it? ”

"Didn't it stop?"

"Stop is stop, it's not a place!"

"Where?"

"On the 3rd floor, you can see my two feet through the iron fence, and on the 4th floor, you can see me half-pulling my head!"

"It's a mess!!"

"I blame you, I came up with an idea, let me get on casually, I was going to get on the elevator over there, I ...... I looked through the iron fence, and wow, the elevator over there was also stuck! ”

"There's something wrong, you, call someone!"

"Shout, I shout "Oh~~~~~~~~~"

"What's the matter?"

"Just this one, it really works, recruit all the people on the first floor and two roads!"

"yes, people don't know what's going on here!"

"Everyone is looking for it, there is a sharp-eyed person on the 4th floor: "Don't look for it!" In the elevator over here! Hey, get it! Okay, it's big, it's alive! "Ouch, you're still blinking!" ””

Don: "That's, still panting!" ”

At this time, the leader also came: "Open and open, what will be caught!" I'll see, I'll see what's caught...... Hehe, isn't this the acting Tang man? ”

"Recognize you!"

"Playing here!"

"Is this play?"

"Oh, deep into life...... He's really deep enough, and he just shows his head halfway! A well-known actor, really slippery, taking the elevator is different from others, he is alone on the two floors, what a real artist's demeanor!! ”

“。。。” (To be continued.) )