Chapter 482: Have some fun
For Liwei, it is an effect that Bai Zhizhi pursues after giving the other party a face and mutual benefit. The pen & fun > pavilion www.biquge.info often stared at the deputy secretary of the town party committee, the organization minister, and the deputy mayor under his hands, which was very majestic. And every time you stare at your eyes, it will have a good effect. These subordinates are all submissive, lest they disobey the will of this number one, and they do their best to curry favor, just so as not to be scolded. If you can make a smile, then it is really Amitabha.
It seems that "both grace and power" is very reasonable, and grace is for better prestige, such as this staring is the best example. Everything is done to establish the authority of the word.
For raw grinding, this is an important way for Shirachi to deal with the upper hand.
In order to eliminate the adverse effects of not receiving a good thangka, he carried out a bottomless "soft grinding and hard bubble" for Liu Yuzhi, first taking the initiative to apply for this year's county's grass-roots organization construction model, and then pulling Thangka, the person in charge of the town government, to apply for the county's rural practical talent training demonstration base in the name of the town party committee and the government.
Liu Yuyi just smiled and waved his hand at first, but then he was "grinded" to the point that he lost his temper and could only agree.
Bai Zhishan was immediately overjoyed, and pulled Thangka to dry several full cups. As a result, in silence, the "dirty move" of arranging for everyone to besiege the town government behind the scenes was covered up. Liu Yuzhi will also feel that Bai Zhizhi attaches great importance to party building and organizational work, leaving a good impression.
Some people say that treating leaders is like chasing girlfriends, no skin and no face, crying, laughing and hanging, as long as the skin is thick enough, it will definitely be able to grind out, it seems that this is really the case.
For pretending to be stupid, this is Bai Zhizhi's trick to deal with the criticism of his superiors.
In fact, when they toasted Zhong Ziyue and Liu Yuzhi with Thangka, these two people were quite critical of Bai Zhishan, and they came up with a reprimand. But this Bai Zhizhi is good, and he pretends not to hear, like a big fool.
Either you will leave the left and look at everything else, or you will find an excuse to prevaricate the past. In a word, pretending to be stupid and stunned is extremely strong, and after coming and going, these two county leaders lost their temper and began to fall into the whirlpool of "soft grinding and hard bubbles".
If a wise man is foolish, the emphasis is on pretending to be not. If you pretend to be a fool, you are the wise of the wise.
For the uncertain, it is Bai Zhishan, who has the above skills and methods, and has integrated and demonstrated the "power technique" strategy of virtual and real, real and virtual.
For those who plan to be close, they first pretend to be deep and indifferent, showing a reserved appearance. But it didn't take long for it to turn from cold to hot, and it was warm. And for those who are general friends, they are very enthusiastic at the beginning, and when others are interested and plan to talk deeply, they turn from flattering to contemplative, showing a trace of clarity, which makes people very confused.
It is this kind of unpredictability that gives Bai Zhishan the temperament of a "mountain carving", or wooing, or gracious, or punishing, or standing mighty, or repeatedly, or laipi.
Perhaps, such a secretary of a township party committee is the epitome of all township cadres today. Learn from this person, you can know the officials of the towns and counties in the world.
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After turning around like this for three or four times, Thangka's understanding of Bai Zhishan's has become deeper and deeper, and Bai Zhishan's understanding of him seems to be a little better, and his hostility has gradually disappeared. Just as the circle toast was about to end, I whispered to him: "Because Section Chief Zhang is going back for a while, it is estimated that this meal will not be too long at noon today, and the drink will not be too enjoyable, what are your brother's arrangements for the afternoon and evening?" ”
He was stunned: "Brother Bai! I don't have any plans, huh? I took a total of four or five changes of clothes, and nothing else! I'm just going to come here and stay here, and then I'll follow you, and where you go, I'll go with you. ”
"Oh?" Bai Zhizhi blinked: "You really think so, you will follow me wherever I go, and you are not afraid that I will take you badly?" ”
He laughed: "Hahaha! I really don't know what is good and what is bad. All I know is that the first lesson I need to learn at the moment is not good or bad, but what you call practical ability. Staying in the compound every day, Wenshan will soak in the sea, not grounded, this is the most fatal! As for whether it is good or not, whether it is bad or not, does it matter? ”
Bai Zhishan's eyes narrowed: "Good boy! It's good enough! In this way, after a while, I will accompany you to see your office and dormitory, and there is nothing to do in the afternoon, so you can rest in the dormitory. After work, I'll ask someone from the office to pick you up, and we'll have another good drink and have fun! ”
"Oh?" His mind spun rapidly, guessing what Bai Zhishan's "having fun" would be. As a person who knows how to do it, in fact, you don't need to guess to know that when Bai Zhishan says having fun, he must be referring to beauties and getting some things between men and women.
He deliberately pretended to be stupid: "Dude, what do you mean by having fun?" To tell you the truth, I'm a yellow flower girl, and I'm not married yet? ”
"Really?" Bai Zhishan's eyes widened, "Mayor Tang is not even married yet?" ”
He smiled bitterly: "Isn't it? Staying in the compound of the municipal party committee all the year round, working overtime every day, and almost treating himself to rust, how can he have time to fall in love, let alone get married? ”
"Haha!" Bai Zhishan smiled: "That's right! I used to live in the compound of the county party committee, and his grandmother was quite poor in that life. In addition to writing materials, I still write materials every day. Day after day, year after year. After a long time, I don't know whether I should marry a daughter-in-law or marry a material as a wife. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" He took over the conversation with a smile: "Dude, it seems that we have the same experience, and we really feel the same way!" So ...... have fun?"
"You have to find it!" Bai Zhizhi patted him on the shoulder: "When I was in the compound at that time, it was twenty years ago, and my mind was not yet civilized, and I didn't have this material condition. It's not like now, there is everything, there are flowers everywhere, you don't go to have fun, you don't know how to spend this day! Don't worry, at night, follow me, and I'll ask them to find you a tender one and keep it as you like! ”
"But......" he dragged out his last note, not knowing what to say.
Bai Zhizhi smiled and waved his hand: "Okay!" Brother Donald! Don't pretend to be innocent with me here! In these years, where are there still yellow flower girls and big girls! Don't think I don't know, even you college students have tasted it in school, and you are not a chick for a long time! If you want to say that you are not married, I believe it. But if you want to say that you are still a yellow flower girl, then I don't believe it! Besides, if your brother goes out to have fun and tells others that you are a big girl with yellow flowers, you are not afraid that others will laugh off your big teeth, hahaha! ”
"This ......," he paused deliberately, "all right! Brother Bai, I admit that at this point, I didn't tell you the truth. But it's not bad for me! Several of the secretaries in our municipal party committee compound are still unmarried. Now when I introduce myself, I say that I am smooth, and I habitually say that I am still a yellow flower girl, and I am still unmarried, which sketch joke seems to be from Song Dandan and Huang Hong, isn't it? ”
"Oh! Yeah! Bai Zhijiao laughed: "It's true, it's an old joke, it's about a blind date for a poor egg, and it's also an old calendar." However, this is not the case now. Your brother has studied a lot, and he must know better than me, who has never been in a relationship or rented a house to live in college? If you want to say that the yellow flower girls are rare, let alone the yellow flower girls, then if you really let others know, you have to laugh at you as a monster, isn't it? ”
"Okay!" He sighed: "Then I'll erase this sentence in the future, just say that I am not married." ”
"That's right!" Bai Zhizhi lowered his voice: "You just say that you are unmarried, or single, how good!" It's hard to buy! Now a person, without any stumbling blocks, is simply a life like a fairy, how many people can't ask for it, and even the risk of accidents is much smaller! You see, in the corruption cases recently reported by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, regardless of whether they are men or women, as long as they are married, there is one clause for fornicating with a certain person, and although this is not a violation of the law, it is a violation of party discipline. And you are still single, there is no restriction on marriage conditions, where did the fornication come from? At most, when you are looking for a girlfriend, you and I are willing, and there are some premarital impulses, and it is not even a violation of morality, what is this called? This is called being unmarried and light! Isn't it, dude? ”
"yes!" He smiled bitterly, remembering what he had done this time, if he hadn't reached an alliance under the city, he would really be stabbed out and let the Commission for Discipline Inspection make it public, and he would also be charged with "fornication".
Of course, the name of this fornication will not be written on his head, but on the head of the hot Wu Qionghua. Because although she has no marriage match, Wu Qionghua is an authentic married woman. Yang Xiaobo, the female mayor of Shanxi Gaoping, who has fornicated with many superiors and subordinates on the Internet these days, regrets that her intestines are green, and she thinks of 10,000 ways to make mistakes, but she doesn't expect that she will also be severely punished.
However, even if the charge of "fornication" is not written on himself but on Wu Qionghua's head, it will be a big joke in the world. Why? Because once it is announced, it will let out the wind, and nine times out of ten it will be verified to be true. When all kinds of rumors spread, that is, when he was beaten into the eighteenth layer of hell, when he wanted to raise his head, there was no door!
Fortunately, now that the alliance under the city has been made, this video is in a sealed state, and only a very limited number of people such as Zhang Yibing and Zong Xincheng know about it, and it has not yet been spread to Crouching Tiger Town, so Bai Zhizhi does not know about it yet.
Just as he was thinking about it, Bai Zhishan's eyes released an envious gaze: "So, you have a great advantage." But, then again, your brother is very tender, and if you have fun for a while, you can tell these girls that you are still a big girl with yellow flowers. They have rules in this industry, if you meet a real yellow flower girl, after their verification, they have to give you money, hahaha! Dude, why don't you think about making this money tonight? ”
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