Chapter 253: True Lies
"Brother, are you alright?" Yang Wei, who opened his eyes, saw a strange man's face appear in front of him, and he could smell a sour smell between his noses.
"!" Yang Wei was startled, and stepped back for the first time, Yang Wei's brain was a little blank at this time, he was obviously still in the room, who was this guy, how could he come to his room.
Yang Wei's first reaction was to reach out to cover his chrysanthemum, he didn't want to lose his body inexplicably.
Yang Wei took a few steps back, took advantage of the chaos and glanced around, this is a barren forest, very, very desolate, Yang Wei does not have this place in his impression.
"Brother?"
"Stop!" Yang Wei took a few steps back, looking at the man in front of him who was about the same height as himself, but he was wearing a strange dress.
The brain was stunned for just a few seconds, and the word "Hanfu" flashed in Yang Wei's mind.
Could it be that filming is going on here? Yang Wei glanced around and did not find any traces of filming.
"Brother, what are you looking for? Are you okay? The man in front of him stepped forward, and Yang Wei was so frightened that he took a few steps back.
"Don't move, what's this place?" Yang Wei glanced around again, he didn't have any impression, if this was where he lived, even if it was Shanqian County, Yang Wei dared to say that it was impossible not to have an impression, even if he hadn't been to a place where he was still in the room just now, it was impossible for him to come here.
Yang Wei's first reaction was that he might have been kidnapped, but then Yang Wei couldn't help but be happy, he was not a beauty, he was still a poor dick, he had no friends, let alone a grudge with others, and he had no revenge when others kidnapped him, no color, no money, what did he do kidnapping himself?
"Oh, this is Yuzhang County." The man in front of him looked at Yang Wei, and a trace of worry flashed in his eyes.
"Yuzhang County?" Yang Wei opened his mouth wide, and his expression at this time was like a fish that went ashore and lacked oxygen.
"Yes." When the man saw Yang Wei's expression, the worry in his eyes became even worse.
"How could I come to Yuzhang County and wait, Yuzhang County?" Yang Wei thought he had misheard, and looked at the man in front of him with a surprised expression.
"Yes, you just rushed out from the side, I was about to hit the wild boar with a stone, but you suddenly rushed out and hit you, don't worry, I will be responsible for you." When the man said this, he was absolutely categorical.
"You don't have to be responsible, I just want to ask you, is this still not Xijiang Province?" At this time, Yang Wei vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"Xijiang Province?" The man's expression was a little stunned, as if he had heard it for the first time, and then he shook his head: "I haven't heard of Xijiang, Jiujiang and Lujiang know it." ”
"Yes, Jiujiang is also okay, it also belongs to Xijiang." Yang Wei nodded, looking a little ecstatic.
The man's eyes looked at Yang Wei with a hint of weirdness.
"Jiujiang, Lujiang, and Yuzhang all belong to Yangzhou."
"Yangzhou !!" Yang Wei opened his mouth wide, and suddenly became a little messy, Yangzhou is from Sujiang Province, when was Jiujiang transferred to Sujiang Province, and there was an inexplicable Lujiang.
"Yes, it's Yangzhou, Yangzhou has jurisdiction over 160 counties including Jiujiang, Lujiang, Danyang, Huiji, Jian'an, Wujun, Yuzhang, Luling, and southern Luling, as well as Bingzhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, and Youzhou" Without waiting for the man's words to finish, Yang Wei hurriedly interrupted, and asked with a flustered face: "Is this Huaxia, are we still in Huaxia?" ”
The man looked at Yang Wei, who looked nervous, and suddenly sighed.
"Brother, I know it's all my fault, the stone just now must have hurt your head, you should go with Brother Wei to see the doctor."
"You answer Lao Tzu's question first." Yang Wei looked at the man in front of him nervously, and suddenly yelled.
The man in front of him was stunned for a moment, but he was not angry.
"Brother, this is the Han Dynasty, not China."
"!" Yang Wei couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and the whole person was like being struck by lightning, and he was stupid on the spot.
"Brother?" The man glanced at Yang Wei with some concern.
"Holy! My 20G Island Country Collection A.V, I worked hard to sort out and collect, and the collection was out of print day and night! Yang Wei suddenly looked up to the sky and roared with grief and indignation.
"How far away is where you live?" At this time, Yang Wei was a little listless, and those who were excited to cross and eat viagra The protagonist of the novel, Yang Wei at this time was bitter and couldn't say it, for a senior otaku who was used to mobile phones and computers to surf the Internet, suddenly came to an era without mobile phones and computers, and the sense of grief and indignation can be imagined.
More importantly, there is no law to talk about in this era, and if you are not careful, you will be beheaded, and even Ling Chi, the risk of being cut by a thousand knives makes Yang Wei feel that his stomach trembles, and he can't wait for this to be a dream.
"What are you pinching me for?" The man walking in front glanced at Yang Wei a little strangely.
"It's nothing, I'm just making sure I'm dreaming, okay, have you arrived at your home?"
"It's here, it's ahead." The man pointed to a nearby wood.
"Where? Why didn't I see it? Yang Wei stretched his neck, and what he saw in front of him was nothing but trees or trees, and there was no trace of a house.
At this time, Yang Wei's eyes were already dizzy from hunger, and his legs were weak, as if he had been masturbating dozens of rounds in a row, and he had been out of food for a week.
During this time, he has been relying on spiritual food to satisfy his hunger, drink saliva when he is hungry, he has been staying in the room before and has not walked much, at this time he has been walking for almost half an hour, he has long been unable to support it, the original fear has been left behind at this time, Yang Wei at this time only thinks about eating a big meal to make up for the empty stomach.
"Right there." The man pointed to the front with his hand, but Yang Wei still couldn't see it.
"Okay, don't point it, take me quickly, I'm dying of hunger."
The man nodded, not talking nonsense.
Ten minutes later, he finally arrived at the house in the man's mouth, a thatched house built on more than ten meters high branches, if it was a tourist, such a house might be a novelty, but for Yang Wei, who was already hungry at this time, he only had to scold his mother.
"Go, hurry up and get something to eat." Saying that, Yang Weizai couldn't hold on, sat on the ground, and gasped.
The man glanced at Yang Wei, no nonsense, one foot stepped on the tree on the side, the whole person soared almost three meters high, and between pauses, the other foot stepped on the tree again, looking like he was running on the tree.
In a blink of an eye, when Yang Dawei opened his mouth, the man's figure had disappeared into the thatched house.
"! Is this a effort? After a while, Yang Wei came back from his astonishment, and he couldn't believe his eyes.
After a while, the man jumped down from the air with a big leaf in his hand, and he didn't even hesitate at a height of more than ten meters, and in the blink of an eye, he was already standing firmly in front of Yang Wei.
"Give." The man shook the leaves, and dozens of black-like things appeared in front of Yang Wei.
"What's that?" Yang Wei covered his nose and took a few steps back, this is the Han Dynasty and not a dynasty that has not yet been civilized by savages, so it will not even eat.
When the man saw Yang Wei's expression, he immediately smiled, without saying a word, picked up a black ball from the ground and put it in his mouth.
Seeing the man's expression of enjoyment on his face, and even licking the two fingers holding the black ball, Yang Wei felt his stomach churn and almost didn't vomit on the spot.
"This is a grass fruit, made of preserved meat, it smells stinky, but it tastes very fragrant, very delicious, you try it."
"No, is there anything else to eat?" Yang Wei hurriedly shook his head and refused.
"Brother, how can such precious food be given to this kind of person, he doesn't want to eat it, and we won't give it yet." With the words, a young girl dressed in sackcloth jumped down from a tree and stood beside the man.
Yang Wei just glanced at it, and he couldn't take his eyes off.
Yang Wei couldn't help but have a word in his mind: "The eyebrows are like willows, and the eyes are like lakes,"
The girl in front of her has a small nose, and her cherry lips are red without dotting. The skin is as white and tender as snow, and there is an elegant momentum in every gesture. The three-foot green silk on the head is black and shiny, and a wooden hairpin is obliquely suspended, the wooden hairpin is delicate but not luxurious, which complements this plain outfit.
Even this simple linen dress can't hide the girl's stunning beauty and noble temperament.
Seeing Yang Wei's eyes, a trace of anger flashed in the beautiful eyes of the girl in front of her.
"Adulterous thief, death."
Yang Wei didn't even have time to react, he was slapped in the chest, as if he had been hit by a train, and Yang Wei, who was already extremely weak, couldn't support it, his eyes were black on the spot, and he fainted.
"Okay, my fantasy is over, this is indeed not a novel, but my own fantasy, fantasizing that one day I can travel back in time and change history." Without waiting for Zhang Xiaomei to ask, Ye Tian admitted it himself.
"You" Zhang Xiaomei stood up angrily.
"I'm just a true lie, the two stories I told you are true, but I think it's true."