round 25 (down)
The life of the bright is very step-by-step, always two o'clock and one line, go out to work at 8 o'clock, get home from work at 19 o'clock, and will not go out on weekends, cleaning at home, washing clothes, reading, bathing sesame seeds, and shopping for food and fruits online.
Now, there is no need to buy supplies online, because there are people delivering meals every day, and there are gifts every other day - fruit baskets.
Dinner is delivered at 7:15 p.m. from Monday to Friday, and at 8 a.m., 12 p.m., and 7 p.m. on weekends, which is more thoughtful than the hotel's room service.
She doesn't even have to worry about her preferences, she doesn't even have to worry about saltiness.
For this reason, she told Kangxi many times that she has hands and feet, and she will not starve to death.
His answer was always - for glutinous rice.
Reason: The accommodation fee, dog food fee, domestication fee, and beauty fee of glutinous rice are all included in the meal.
If she continued, it would be hypocrisy, so she had to compromise.
So, this meal was delivered for two weeks, rain or shine.
Ji Xiaonan came to Wanwan's house on time at 19:15 with a food box and rang the doorbell, but no one responded.
He tapped the door again, making sure that she was not at home, it was estimated that there was a traffic jam on the way to get off work, and it didn't matter if he waited for a few minutes, but the fragrance in the food box was too strong, which made him a little unable to control it.
Today is Penglai Pavilion's Conpoy Guifei Chicken, his favorite, a must-order dish in Penglai Pavilion, that is really smooth skin, tender meat, fragrant bones, full of chicken flavor, and endless aftertaste.
His eyes rolled and he didn't come back anyway, so he wouldn't be found out if he ate a little, so he ate a chicken wing...... Add another chicken thigh.
He hid in the corner and sneakily opened the food box.
In the hallway is a sensor light, which will go out if there is no movement, and the black light is blinding, and he is eating happily.
An Hui came to see the strawberry cake she had just bought, and found that there was a figure in the corner, and she didn't know what she was doing secretly, so she screamed on the spot, "There is a thief!" ”
With this call, the lights in the corridor immediately turned on, illuminating Ji Xiaonan up and down.
He still had chicken legs stuffed in his mouth, and when he heard An Hui's voice, he immediately turned his head, swallowed the chicken in his mouth, and shouted, "What are you calling!" ”
He almost choked on chicken bones.
An Hui recognized him, didn't think much about it, and said, "Why are you here?" ”
"What's the little suffer?" Ji Xiaonan naturally recognized her, and the woman who grabbed the ribs with him, "Which eye of yours sees me like a little uncomfortable." ”
He admits that he looks a little creamy, but he doesn't fall to the point of being a little suffered, he is definitely a 100% straight man.
"What kind of eyes do you have, don't you see me clear and handsome, with a manly face?"
He threw the leftover chicken bones into the trash can not far away to destroy the evidence of stealing.
An Hui glanced at him, and everyone who was related to Kangxi would have a bad review.
"What a clear and handsome, less gold on your face, you are at most 9 yuan and 9 free shipping."
"What do you mean? Do you make it clear!? He had a gut feeling that it was not good.
"Don't you understand?" An Hui covered her mouth and snickered, "If Kangxi is genuine, the surname Wei is Gao Fang, Geng Bumei is a Taobao special purchase, you ......" She looked him up and down, and said with the same expression as looking at the stalls: "9 yuan and 9 free shipping, I am too expensive!" ”
Ji Xiaonan has never met such a sharp-tongued, scolding woman without swearing in his life, and he dares to say that he is ugly.
When he was in college, who didn't say that he was a jade tree, a dignified appearance, a broad chest, and a tall talent.
If in ancient times, wearing a felt scarf on his head and wearing an ink brocade robe, how could he belong to the category of a pear blossom pressed begonia and a jade-faced little white dragon.
What kind of taste this woman has!
He learned from An Hui's appearance, and also looked her up and down, and said disdainfully: "If I were 9 yuan 9, you wouldn't be much better, you would die!" ”
"You dare to scold me!" An Hui's eyes widened angrily, and her voice trembled when she spoke.
Ji Xiaonan stuck out his tongue at her and grimaced: "What's wrong with scolding you?" Dead three-eight! ”
This is definitely adding fuel to the fire.
An Hui was furious, she had played a shrew, her anger was like a flood that filled the embankment, suddenly collapsed the embankment, smashed the cake in her hand directly into his face, and then picked up the small bag on her shoulder and pumped him.
Ji Xiaonan didn't expect her to make a move, dodging the cake she threw and grabbing her bag reflexively, the two were like a tug-of-war, and no one would let anyone.
The cake fell to the ground and became a puddle of mud.
"You can't let go!" An Hui tugged at her bag and tried to stomp on his foot with her hatred.
"Wow, did you know that heels are lethal weapons?" Ji Xiaonan just twisted around to avoid her, and it was not his style to do things to women.
"You let go!" An Hui desperately tried to snatch the bag back.
How could Ji Xiaonan let go, letting it go doesn't mean giving her a chance to attack herself, he is not so stupid.
With a hiss, a crack appeared in the humiliating part of the packet.
An Hui was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, "You let me go!" I just bought a new bag! ”
EL2.55 Cruise Limited Edition Square Buckle Badge Bag, priced at RMB36000, is the first time she has used it today.
She was distressed to death, her face was so anxious that her face turned red, and when she saw that the crack was getting bigger and bigger, she looked like she was about to cry, Ji Xiaonan's heart softened, and her hand was released.
An Hui was still pulling hard, and as soon as he let go, due to inertia, she fell back directly.
Ji Xiaonan was startled, and hurriedly reached out to grab her wrist, afraid that the back of her head would hit the ground and her brain would burst out, but it would be unreasonable.
I don't know if he had just eaten chicken, his hands were not wiped clean, and he was too greasy, or An Hui's skin was too smooth and tender, and he didn't catch her.
When An Hui saw him approaching, her first reaction was to grab his clothes with her hands to stabilize herself, and the 10-inch hate sky high on her feet stepped on the cream on the ground, she screamed, grabbed Ji Xiaonan's clothes harder, and used the weight of her entire body.
Ji Xiaonan was grabbed by her like this, but he didn't stabilize it, and fell down with him.
An Hui's face turned white, I am afraid that something big will happen in this fall, Ji Xiaonan is morally and stretched out his hand to protect the back of her head.
With a bang, the two fell to the ground and stacked together, men and women, and there was an intimate contact - mouth to mouth.
This froze both of them, and the world fell silent.
As an actress, An Hui is no stranger to kissing, for her, kissing is flesh to meat, there is no passion at all, but she has never received such a greasy kiss, and there is a smell of chicken.
Ji Xiaonan just ate a mouthful of chicken, and his mouth was not wiped, so it was naturally greasy, and he was obviously scared.
"You scoundrel!" An Hui erupted, raising her small fist and slamming him.
His head hit him several times, and he couldn't hide.
Exercise! It was his first kiss! After 27 years of cleansing herself, she was ruined at the hands of this shrew.
An Hui pushed him away with all her strength, regardless of the cream on her body, she got up from the ground, picked up the bag in her hand and pumped it at him again, "Dare to eat Lao Niang's tofu, I will kill you." ”
She was so mad that she forgot that the bag in her hand was no longer worth destroying.
"You have something to say, don't do it!" Ji Xiaonan used the food box to block her repeated attacks, and he didn't fight back because of the good man and not the woman, he didn't fight back, desperately hid in the corner, and in the end he could only squat on the ground and hold his head to bear her whipping.
"Stop fighting! Grandma! He begged for mercy.
"You bastard! The old lady is young and invincible, beautiful as a flower, and she actually let you take advantage! ”
As soon as she turned the corner when she went upstairs, she saw this funny scene, An Hui was dressed like a dominatrix, desperately beating Ji Xiaonan who was hiding in the corner, like the mother of the house teaching the slaves.
As soon as An Hui saw her, she immediately called for help: "Wanyi, this rascal, he ...... He...... He...... Thin and thin me! ”
The three words "light and thin me" made Wanwan's face sink, and her dark black pupils instantly gushed out, protecting An Hui behind her, exuding a boundless murderous aura towards Ji Xiaonan.
Ji Xiaonan was so frightened that his teeth chattered, this murderous look was even more terrifying than when Kangxi was angry.
He immediately held up the lunch box, made a gesture of submission, and shrank in the corner and explained, "I'm here to deliver food!" Misunderstand! What a misunderstanding! Accident! As if he was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, he pointed to An Hui again: "She scolded me first!" ”
She knew that An Hui had the ability to drive saints crazy, especially with a sharp mouth, and she would sneer at people she didn't like when she saw them.
An Hui looked like she was not afraid of heaven and earth, and shouted: "What's wrong with me scolding you? You deserve it! Beat him up! You see, he also broke my bag. ”
Ji Xiaonan immediately retorted: "You are a wicked person who sues first, and it is you who use the bag to smoke me, and it will be so bad." ”
This woman is so unreasonable.
The two of you and I will say a word, and you will understand a general idea, and she must have provoked An Hui first, she knows her temper best, and she has no bottom when she goes crazy.
"Come in!" She opened the door and dragged An Hui by the collar.
She still has an account, and she has to settle it with her.
"You, why don't you help me, but help him." An Hui pouted, her face puffing out.
Ji Xiaonan hurriedly got up from the ground, in case the queen mother is also a short-term protector, his life is over, and it is better to go.
At this time, Jing Sa suddenly appeared, followed by a man.
She looked at her in surprise, "Why are you here too?" ”
It's because she's not messy enough, isn't it?
Jing Sa didn't say a word, hanging his head, like a schoolboy who had made a mistake.
"What's wrong?" She had no impression of the man behind Jing Sa at all.
Jing Sa raised her head, folded her hands, and bowed to her, "Wanwan, I'm sorry, I'm a goof!" ”
She frowned, not quite understanding the meaning of the sentence.
What goofs?
The man behind Jing Sa spoke: "Miss Duanmu, I'm ...... the Public Security Bureau."
Cao Zhen's words were not finished yet, and the three words of the Public Security Bureau were enough for Wanxi to understand the meaning of goofs.
She glared at Jing Sa fiercely, Jing Sa shrunk her neck and lowered her head again.
Wanwan strode forward, dragged Jing Sa into the house, and then took the food box in Ji Xiaonan's hand, without saying a word, the door closed, directly isolating the two men.
Cao Zhen, the captain of the Criminal Police Brigade of the Public Security Bureau, couldn't cry or laugh at the closed door, and sure enough, as Jingsa said, she didn't like to see the living.
He glanced at Ji Xiaonan beside him, couldn't be sure of his identity, and asked tentatively, "Boyfriend?" ”
Ji Xiaonan's head immediately shook like a rattle, "Takeaway." ”
With that, he pulled his leg and slipped away.
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Long live is not online today, don't worry, there will be later.
Congratulations to the old plan, my wife is about to arrive.
Ha ha~~~~
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