83.Chapter 83: The Funeral

"How do I know that this grandson is so fat. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Zhang Lingfeng said helplessly.

"Fuck it." I scolded, the person had already rushed out, and his hands quickly pinched: "Sue the gods of the nine directions, there are demons under it, gather and invite the Taishang Tianzun, edict!" ”

A golden light flew out of my fingertips, and a hole was blown in the root of the tree with a bang, but it didn't work, it continued to roll Luo Xiuxiu's bone altar without stopping!

Luo Xiuxiu's soul was so anxious that she was about to cry around the root of the tree, she was just a lonely ghost, and the black demonic aura emanating from the root of the tree made her helpless.

If she let the roots snatch away her bones, she will not be able to return to her roots, and she will never be reincarnated!

"Heaven and earth are infinite, and Qiankun borrows the law." Suddenly, Zhang Lingfeng jumped out from behind me, waved his right hand, and with a whoosh, a palm-long blood-colored sword flew towards the root of the tree.

Bang! The blood-colored sword slashed the roots of the tree, and the roots of the tree swayed violently like snakes and fell to the ground, and disappeared into the ground.

It was too late, and then it was too fast, I jumped over with an arrow, and a flying pounce caught the bone altar, but as soon as I landed, three roots suddenly appeared on the ground, wrapped around my body, and dragged me to the ground, which was going to bury me alive.

"Brother Fengzi, catch it." I shouted, threw Luo Xiuxiu's bone altar at Zhang Lingfeng, and then quickly pinched the trick: "The Tao is slim, the gods and ghosts are hidden, the demon is broken, and the rush is like a law." ”

After saying that, my right hand glowed with golden light, and with a slap to the ground, there was a boom, and the three roots of the tree broke at the same time.

"Get up." At this time, Zhang Lingfeng had already rushed to me and reached out to pull me out of the pit.

"Kill him." I scolded, this turtle son is definitely not a good monster in Zhang Lingfeng's mouth, and he has to rob Luo Xiuxiu's bone altar and bury Lao Tzu alive, so he must die!

"Take it." Zhang Lingfeng also simply threw the bone altar to me, reached out and ripped off a copper coin hanging from his neck, and rushed into the mountains and forests.

"Childe, are you alright?" Luo Xiuxiu floated over and looked at me gratefully.

"It's fine." I said, "Don't worry, if that turtle son dares to provoke me, he must die today." ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Lingfeng's shout sounded in the mountains and forests, and then, a red light lit up, and with a bang, a flame rose into the sky.

"Ah...... Yes....... In the firelight, there was a large tree, which was screaming at this time.

"Why does this thing look so similar to the grandma in "A Chinese Ghost Story"?" I stared at the tree and muttered.

Zhang Lingfeng ran out of the forest: "That grandma was originally a tree demon who has cultivated for thousands of years, and if you let this tree demon cultivate for a thousand years, you can be so bullish." ”

I nodded, a thousand years is enough for a small demon to cultivate into a big demon, and for a small ghost to become a very powerful ghost, after all, it is rare to see a strange thing like Luo Xiuxiu.

Killed the tree demon, we re-buried Luo Xiuxiu's bone altar and erected a monument, this time for insurance, Zhang Lingfeng also pressed two yellow talismans in the soil of the burial, listening to what he said, there is a talisman town, and then there are monsters of the level of the tree demon just now, they are helpless.

When leaving, Luo Xiuxiu knelt down directly to me and Zhang Lingfeng, kowtowed three times, and then disappeared into the grave.

Sitting in the car, I could feel that the "corpse eye" was a little lighter, proving that this time the Yin Virtue had begun to suppress the corpse qi, which was good news for me.

"Boy, I helped you tonight, and you'll help me tomorrow." Zhang Lingfeng said suddenly.

"Say it." I said simply, as long as I can accumulate yin virtue, I will do it, as for my studies, I still take care of my life first.

"Come with me tomorrow to officiate at a funeral." Zhang Lingfeng said.

"Funeral?" I looked at Zhang Lingfeng, "You can't handle a funeral by yourself?" ”

Zhang Lingfeng smiled bitterly: "MD, it's troublesome, you need someone to help you share your money." ”

I didn't rush to speak, Zhang Lingfeng said that it was troublesome, it must be troublesome, last time I went with him to kill the red-robed fire ghost, which caused all the yin virtues I had accumulated to be lost, and this time I was looking for me again, and I was a little shadowy.

"Have you investigated this time?" I asked, this matter can't be careless, last time it was lucky, the accumulated Yin Virtue just offset the backlash of sanitizing the dead red-robed fire ghost, and now I have just accumulated two Yin Virtues, if I make another mistake, I can mutate with one back.

"Don't worry, it's just a funeral." Zhang Lingfeng said, thought about it, and added: "It's just a pregnant woman." ”

"I'll rub, Brother Fengzi, are you jealous that I look more handsome than you, and you are cheating on me?" I stared at Zhang Lingfeng, the funeral of white things, the most taboo three, one of which is that Chen Fang's tragic death was resentful and buried seven times, this is definitely a ghost! The second is that the throat does not disperse, and if this kind of work is not good, it will deceive the corpse! The third is the burial of the son and mother, if it is not handled well, it can make a "son and mother yin", this thing is much more fierce than the two lifetimes of resentment.

Once the ghost becomes a ghost, the mother and son are connected, and once they come out, they must be one big and one small! And the baby died before it was born, this kind of resentment is the greatest, and there is such a sentence on the Yin and Yang Ghost Catcher Forum, "I'd rather kill ten powerful ghosts than fight a baby", which shows how powerful the baby ghost is.

"Two hundred thousand." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Lingfeng raised two fingers and said.

"Ouch, Brother Fengzi is righteous, and he thinks about his buddies in everything." I immediately said, just kidding, it's 200,000 yuan as soon as I make a shot, which is a huge amount of money!

"I'll pick you up tomorrow morning at eight o'clock." Zhang Lingfeng said a word and concentrated on driving.

I wanted to ask him about tomorrow's funeral in the car, but this grandson pretended to be cold to me, and no matter how I asked, he didn't speak.

Back in the dormitory, I fell asleep and slept until dawn.

Knowing that there is something serious today, I didn't lie in bed, the talisman I drew before was used up, I hurriedly drew two "Da Luo Tianzun talismans", today is the "mother and son funeral", in case of an accident it must be a big trouble, saving life is the most important thing.

After drawing the talisman, I looked at the time, it was already a quarter past eight, and I walked towards the school gate with two talismans in my hand.

From a distance, I saw Zhang Lingfeng Audi parked at the door, this guy was wearing a black suit, smoking a cigarette next to the Audi car, the wind was blowing, his hair was fluttering, handsome mess, several girls stood next to him.

He also saw me, probably because he was afraid that I would give him the one from yesterday, and the cigarette butt was thrown on the ground and stepped on it vigorously, and then he got into the car, and I followed into the car, and vaguely heard a girl scolding: "Groove, it's this dead glass again." ”

"Boy, you're late." Zhang Lingfeng said.

I stuffed him with a "Da Luo Tianzun Body Talisman": "Draw a talisman to save your life." ”

"Good stuff." Zhang Lingfeng glanced at the yellow talisman and stuffed it into his pocket: "Many of the yellow talismans in your book are out of print, and we can't find them in Longhu Mountain." ”

With that, he started the car and sped off.

An hour later, the car arrived at the villa area in the north of the city and stopped at the door of a villa.

As soon as I got out of the car, I frowned and glared at Zhang Lingfeng: "Brother Fengzi, you didn't wipe your tears, did you?" Wipe it off. ”