Chapter 42: The Lucky Cat Fights
Hao Jun was shocked, and quickly reacted, the Tianjiao battlefield has a sound synchronization function, as long as it is a player participating in the battle, no matter what kind of strange creatures it is, it can make human words.
"Big stupid cat, if you dare to despise me, you are dead. ”
"Dead sissy!"
Hearing the orange cat's milky greeting, Hao Jun's head was full of black lines, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, whose cat is this, why is it so uneducated, and angry with the old lady...... Ah, no, I'm so angry with Young Master Ben.
"Trash cat, you wait for me ......"
Before the voice fell, the countdown was ready to end.
Hao Jun was so angry that before he could react, the cat shadow flashed in front of him, and the orange cat in his sight instantly magnified a hundred times.
Hao Junhua's face was pale, his pupils shrank suddenly, and the orange cat pounced heavily on his face, causing him to fall on his back.
The orange cat raised its fluffy paws, popped out the sharp golden claw knife, and scratched at Hao Jun's proud face.
The golden claw knife was infinitely enlarged in his pupils, and Hao Jun faced the threat of breaking the phase, and yelled, "I admit defeat." ”
In the screams of killing pigs, Hao Jun's figure disappeared, known as a sword as fast as a meteor, a sword did not stab out, from the beginning of the battle to the end, it was said that it was too late, it did not exceed three seconds.
The audience all over the world was stunned, only to see the orange cat instantly pounce on Hao Jun's face, Hao Jun shouted to admit defeat, as if joking, Hao Jun didn't last three seconds.
The battlefield fireworks were dazzling, and a line of golden characters lit up.
The beckoning cat wins, and the proud sword flower boy is out!
The Kyushu warriors burst into laughter and began to discuss.
"Hahaha, it didn't last three seconds, it's too vegetable. ”
"The little fresh meat is really unreliable, it's all silver-like wax tips. ”
"It's so embarrassing that I didn't even survive the beckoning cat. ”
"Hao three seconds, get out of the martial arts circle. ”
The mutant animals cheered in unison and let out an excited roar, but the beckoning cat did not quit and excitedly accepted another challenge.
The second challenge, Lucky Cat VS Feiyun Swordsman!
Both sides enter the battlefield to prepare, and the countdown is 180 seconds!
Feiyun Swordsman squinted his eyes, his face was gloomy like water, and he stared at the beckoning cat with fear, he had just finished watching Hao Jun's defeated game, and before he could rush to come up with a countermeasure to deal with the perverted beckoning cat, he unexpectedly appeared.
The orange cat vigilantly observed the enemy, and the Feiyun swordsman looked ordinary, wearing a dark gray sword-sleeved robe, carrying an ancient sword around his waist, and fast-boots with ox tendon soles on the soles of his feet, exuding a dangerous aura.
"Brother Cat, the chief disciple of the Feiyun Sect of my Sword Alliance, Feiyun Swordsman Wang Dian, for the sake of the love of fellow Kyushu fellows, Brother Cat gives face, can you not slap your face?"
Wang Dian was the first to speak, unfolding his usual routine, disintegrating the enemy through language, and gaining the opportunity on the battlefield, the orange cat is just a mutant cat, with a low IQ, and he can still play the routine.
The orange cat tilted its little head and looked at him with big winked eyes, but did not say a word.
"Thank you, Brother Cat, you and I are both from the martial arts of Kyushu, it won't be beautiful if there are dead or injured, so don't hurt the harmony. ”
Wang Dian said a few words, to weaken the lethality of the beckoning cat, and strive for the greatest advantage for himself.
As for whether he wants to abide by it, the promise is not just a fart, it is just a routine he is used to, so he will not abide by it.
It's just a matter of killing a cat, fighting to the death on the battlefield, who can say more?
Looking at the orange cat nodding again and again, if he agreed with the point, Wang Dian was even more proud, a pet is a pet, no matter how strong it is, it is a cat, so easily deceived.
Wang Dian chattered endlessly: "As the saying goes, the martial arts in the world are one, Brother Cat is strong, and he ranks second on the heavenly list, so he should let the younger brother make three moves, what do you think?"
The orange cat smiled sweetly, its big green eyes narrowed into crescents, nodded the cat's head slyly, took out mustard oil and secretly smeared it on the golden claw knife, and took out a small bag of lime powder, which was secretly hidden in the little paws.
Wang Dian was proud, his smile became brighter and brighter, the cat was easy to deceive, not only agreed not to slap his face, but also agreed to point to the end, and let him make three moves, so he couldn't win, he was an idiot.
The warriors of Kyushu booed, despised Wang Dian's shameless behavior, played routines and intrigues, deceived the cute beckoning cat, a big cat that had just mutated, it was a shame for the warriors.
"It's so shameless, Senior Brother of the Flying Cloud Sect. ”
"What a cute cat, there is a kind of fighting with strength, why do you want to be a routine cat. ”
"This thing is even more shameless than the Devil-Faced Maniac, the scum of the warriors. ”
"The ghost-faced madman doesn't play tricks, this thing is a slut. ”
Wang Dian drew out his long sword, he naturally couldn't hear the martial artist's verbal criticism, even if he heard it, he would only laugh it off, as long as he defeated the beckoning cat, got the reward of ranking second in the heavenly list, obtained precious cultivation resources, and became a street rat?
"Brother Cat said okay, let me make three moves first!"
Wang Dian told again, and when the countdown was over, the long sword stabbed out in an instant, and the sword flashed like a poisonous snake, piercing the orange cat's green eyes.
"The first move, the spirit snake spits out the letter!"
The orange cat rolled on the spot, dodged the fierce sword, and did not attack immediately, but waved his paw and motioned for Wang Dian to continue.
Wang Dian's heart was full of joy, and he was ready to stab the second sword, but the beckoning cat was really deceived, and he was stupid to defend in situ, waiting to be slaughtered.
"The second move, a sword to seal the throat!"
The long sword passed through the air, releasing a terrifying aura, which was going to pierce the throat of the orange cat, killing with one blow!
When the tip of the sword was three centimeters away from the orange cat's throat, the orange cat suddenly tilted its head, and the tip of the sword grazed its neck and stabbed into the air.
With a meow, the orange cat swooped back, pinching the lime powder bag with one paw, and the white lime powder dispersed into a cloud of white mist, enveloping Wang Dian's head.
"Ah!" Wang Dian was defenseless, thinking that the orange cat would not fight back, and his eyes instantly entered lime powder, which was so irritated that tears flowed and he couldn't open his eyes in pain.
Before Wang Dian could react, the orange cat pounced on his head, instantly knocked him to the ground, picked up the claw knife coated with mustard oil, and began to scratch his face frantically.
"Damn, you liar cat, shamelessly sprinkle lime powder, you play with me.....!"
"Ao, don't slap your face...... Don't scratch your face!"
"Don't scratch your face...... Stop!"
"I throw in the towel!"
The moment Wang Dian's figure disappeared, the orange cat's eyes were quick and ripped off the storage bag on Wang Dian's waist.
The battlefield was dazzling with fireworks in the air, and a line of golden characters lit up.
The beckoning cat wins, and the Feiyun swordsman is out!
Seeing the tragic situation of the Feiyun swordsman's face full of flowers, the warriors from all over the world laughed and couldn't cover their mouths.
"I'm laughing to death, this cat is still playing tricks!"
"Deserves it, this thing still wants to trick the cat, but the cat is tricked. ”
"This is the rogue cat, the tricks are too shameless, and they also play the trick of sprinkling lime. ”
"The beckoning cat is so cute, the young lady is the first to fan you, what's the matter!"
The third challenge, Lucky Cat VS Fairy Fairy!
Both sides enter the battlefield to prepare, and the countdown is 180 seconds!
The battlefield prompts that the fairy refuses to enter the battlefield and takes the initiative to give up the game, and the beckoning cat wins.
The beckoning cat has won three consecutive victories, and the fairy is out!
In the Tianjiao battlefield, the orange cat showed an innocent smile of treatment, this cat was so terrifying, the fairy was too frightened to fight, and then the figure was illusory and disappeared on the battlefield.
Audiences around the world were stunned, the beckoning cat won another game, unexpectedly won three consecutive victories, and the fairy admitted defeat without daring to appear, and it was too easy to win.
In the antique bedroom, the fairy hid in the quilt, covered her beautiful little face with both hands, and said to herself aggrievedly: "What a terrible big cat, this fairy would rather admit defeat than break his appearance." ”
The fairy stretched out her little hand, revealing the face of a shy flower in the closed moon, a sinking fish and a goose, and said angrily: "Big flower cat, you wait for me, this fairy will not let you go, and sooner or later I will accept you as a pet." ”