One day, there was a problem on Zhihu:

Do boys like smart girls?

All the great gods are gearing up, one after another, the gods reply frequently, the subject Shui Qingyuan is dazzled, and can't help but sigh that Chinese culture is really broad and profound.

"Nonsense, of course I don't like it."

"Men are not bad, women are not loved, women are not stupid, men dare not love."

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, but it's smart enough to tell from a hair which woman you've had dinner with where."

"There are no stupid women, only women who become stupid for the sake of love."

Shui Qingyuan looked at it again and felt that it didn't fit her and Xiao Xuan's situation.

She had no choice but to ask for help from everyone in the dormitory, "If you want to pick one to be your girlfriend, will you pick me or Wei Ziran?" ”

Ah Hua replied decisively: "You, you are a big man like you, and you are rushing to pay for a meal, and you don't pick who you choose." ”

Ah Yuan replied decisively: "You, Wei Ziran's type is too frustrating for men. ”

Aru replied decisively: "You, you have big breasts and no brains, and you can play for a lifetime." ”

Omitting some of the more violent answers, she felt that she was more suitable to be a girlfriend, and she couldn't help but think of what Xiao Xuan said to her that day, and she didn't know if he was joking when he mentioned her grades, or was he disdainful.

Although Shui Qingyuan's brain is a little blunt, she actually understands it in her heart, what she cares about most is what others think of her, whether the skirt she wore when she was a child was good or not, she had to ask her friends over and over again, as long as someone said it was not good-looking, she would immediately change to a skirt, no matter what her mother said, she didn't want to wear that skirt anymore.

She has always felt that although she is not as good as the other three roommates in the dormitory, she is not very bad, so after Xiao Xuan said this about her that day, she inevitably thought about it more.

Xiao Xuan will go for a morning run and dance practice with Shui Qingyuan every weekend, at first he was reluctant, and then he developed a habit every week, Xiao Xuan felt that not to mention putting down his dancing skills, at least his body had become better, so he had no complaints about the only time he got up early every week.

It's just that Shui Qingyuan seems to be a little reluctant.

He understands that after all, the weather is cold now, and girls always like to nest in the bed, so when two people go out for a morning run, one of them plugs in a pair of headphones and is happy.

Shui Qingyuan pouted and followed Xiao Xuan, running without saying a word, running all the way through the school's sycamore path, the cool breeze hit her face, arousing her goosebumps, she couldn't help but wrap the sportswear on her body, but the sportswear was just autumn clothes, and she couldn't resist the cold wind at all, so she had to stop breathing and use it to keep warm.

Xiao Xuan occasionally turned around, saw that she was a lot slower, slowed down a little puzzled, and asked her, "Are you cold?" ”

Shui Qingyuan didn't want to pay attention to him, just nodded.

Xiao Xuan didn't speak, just urged her: "Run faster, you'll be hot." ”

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Shui Qingyuan quickened her pace, and gradually became faster than Xiao Xuan, she ran in front of Xiao Xuan, Xiao Xuan couldn't see her expression, so she felt that her ponytail flicked quite interestingly.

When she ran to the door of the cafeteria as usual, Shui Qingyuan decided not to invite Xiao Xuan to dinner today, because they had been running together for so many weeks, but Xiao Xuan didn't apologize at all, and she gave him a hint one by one, but she was as entangled as a fool alone.

"Male god! Male god! ”

Suddenly, a deep voice came from the door of the cafeteria, and the two of them looked at it and found that it was several people in the 2333 dormitory.

The one who broke through the sky just now was the monkey brother He Yongxu.

"Oh, junior sister, what a coincidence, you also come here for breakfast hahaha." Brother Monkey looks flattering, living like a slave oppressed by the aristocracy in the Middle Ages.

Wang Zhi rolled his eyes, pretending to be forced at this time, he was not afraid of being struck by lightning.

Xiao Xuan frowned and looked at the other two people in the bedroom, only Wang Zhi had the habit of getting up early in their bedroom, and the other two people had the same urine sex as him, and they would never get up if they didn't sleep until they were old, but they usually got up a little earlier than him, and now they appeared here at seven o'clock inexplicably, there must be a conspiracy.

Xiao Nanshen in the bedroom got up on time at 6 o'clock every Wednesday and went out without a trace, at first he didn't know what they were doing in the bedroom except for Wang Zhi, but after a long time, the other two people felt that something was wrong.

Before Wang Zhi went out, Brother Monkey decisively stopped him: "Wang Zhi, why did the male god get up so early?" ”

Wang Zhi didn't intend to hide it, and since he asked, he said, "Morning run." ”

Brother Monkey and Niangniang instantly sobered up, and asked incredibly: "Morning jog?" Male god? What the hell are you kidding me? ”

Xiao Nanshen is so strict when he gets up, unless there is some reason to get up early in the bedroom, no one dares to disturb him, and now the person who gets up the most strictly can get up regularly every week to go out for a morning run, this world is simply incredible.

"yes, with that dance student."

Brother Monkey grabbed the pole next to the bed to barely let himself fall: "Is it the goddess student from the dance department?" ”

Wang Zhi nodded: "Yes." ”

"! , you're still sleeping a fart! Hurry up, get up! Let's join in the fun. Brother Monkey suddenly felt energetic all over his body, and smiled obscenely, "As an outstanding member of the big FFF group, I must make outstanding contributions to my group!" ”

The three single dogs in the 2333 dormitory quickly washed up within five minutes and were ready to go.

So now they are surrounding them in front of the cafeteria.

After recalling, Shui Qingyuan smiled sweetly: "Good morning, senior brother!" ”

Brother Monkey only felt that his heart was about to melt, and he was sweetly called the word senior brother by such a cute and charming elementary school girl, and the whole college life became colorful, Niangniang came to him and whispered: "Pay attention to saliva!" Be reserved! ”

Brother Monkey immediately coughed and made a gentleman's motion: "Senior sister, please!" What do my sisters usually eat in the morning? Is it noodles or big steamed buns? Do you add chili peppers? ”

Shui Qingyuan replied politely: "I drink porridge." ”

Brother Monkey immediately praised the doglegs: "It's good to drink porridge!" How can a southern girl like a school girl eat coarse food? You have to eat delicate and sweet millet porridge, and the faint fragrance is in your heart, ah! ”

Shui Qingyuan smiled faintly: "I drink mung bean porridge." ”

"Mung bean porridge? Mung bean porridge is better, huh? Nutritious and good-looking, that green luster"

Wang Zhi tugged at Xiao Xuan's sleeve: "Male god, take him in, it's too dog-legged, it's like a traitor in an anti-Japanese TV series, and he exudes a temperament that he can't live if he doesn't beat him." ”

Xiao Xuan walked to the window and swiped more than ten yuan of breakfast, and replied calmly: "People are cheap and have their own harvest." ”

And Niangniang's focus is not on Brother Monkey, on Xiao Xuan's full breakfast: "Male god, when did you eat so much in the morning?" ”

Xiao Xuan didn't speak, just walked to Shui Qingyuan, who was still being asked by Brother Monkey, and stuffed potato cakes and mung bean porridge into her hands: "Your breakfast, hurry up." ”

Shui Qingyuan, who had decided not to invite Xiao Xuan to breakfast today, took it in a daze, and found that things were not going as she thought.

So this table is like a cluster of flowers, but there are only two flowers, three grasses, but one of the grass called Brother Monkey is not only not low-key, but also gnawed on the big steamed bun while smiling and greeting the onlookers: "Hahahaha hello, I am He Yongxu of the Institute of Telecommunications, unmarried and single, interested parties contact hahaha." ”

Several people present said that they did not know this brother.

"Senior sister, you must teach our male god well, our male god is good anywhere, it's just that this dancing is really wasteful, hey, you can't blame the male god, who let him have such a mother dancing in a tutu or something, it's really a cheat, no, a pit son"

Brother Monkey lost his soul when he saw that the beauty was lost, and he couldn't control his mouth at all, he was thinking wholeheartedly about currying favor with Shui Qingyuan at the moment, and he had completely ignored the expressions of the other two roommates and the dark iceberg face of a certain male god, or Shui Qingyuan couldn't help but laugh when he saw such a colorful and lively expression, and only then did he pull Brother Monkey's thoughts back.

A muscular man blinked his little eyes at this time, and asked cutely, "Huh?" Is it so funny schoolgirl? ”

"He Yongxu, high-frequency electronic circuits, you are destined to hang." Xiao Xuan's tone was not as calm as usual, and it sounded like gritting teeth.

Brother Monkey immediately withered: "Ahhhh I just can't control my mouth, ah, ah, you forgive me, forgive high-frequency electronics, it's still small and ignorant! "I almost knelt down and pleaded guilty.

Shui Qingyuan tilted his neck cutely, not noticing the hellish death aura at the moment, and asked with interest: "Senior Brother Xiao, what about you being stuffed into the dance class by your mother?" ”

Xiao Xuan really wanted to give He Yongxu the title of "China's good roommate", the derogatory kind.

Thinking about his freshman year, he shouldn't have participated in the dormitory version of Truth or Dare in a young and innocent way, he didn't drink at that time, he could only admit it, and the adventure card he drew was written on it, "Tell me the most embarrassing thing when you were a child", Xiao Xuan didn't know how to think of the stupid dance experience when he was young, he frowned and thought about how to get past, and then the three roommates pressed hard, he frowned and said it, looking at the expressions of the three people in the bedroom who wanted to laugh and held back, Xiao Xuan felt that it was a night talk in the bedroom anyway, No one else knows.

This big flag was finally erected today.

"And then there is no then, after eating, let's go." Xiao Xuan didn't want to stay longer, so he got up and was about to leave.

Shui Qingyuan hurriedly drank the last bite of porridge, and chased after him with the uneaten potato cake: "Senior brother, wait for me!" ”

Looking at the backs of the two leaving one after another, the feelings of the other three roommates were complicated.

"Brother Monkey, I think you just knelt for three days and three nights and handed over the out-of-print skin, which can't make up for your damage to high-frequency electronics." The mother sighed.

Wang Zhi stabbed gently: "If you are willing to sacrifice your little life, maybe it's okay." ”

Brother Monkey cried silently, thinking about where to borrow some firewood, and knelt down at night to apologize to the male god.

"Senior brother, if you learned to dance when you were a child, why are you still so rusty about dancing now?" Shui Qingyuan followed Xiao Xuan's ass and asked him.

"If you don't jump for more than ten years, you try."

Shui Qingyuan stuffed the last bite of potato cake into his mouth, patted his chest with his hand, and hiccuped with satisfaction after successfully swallowing it, and then trotted in front of Xiao Xuan, and said in a brisk tone: "No, I think dance is deeply rooted in my roots, and I won't forget it even if I enter the coffin in the future." ”

Xiao Xuan looked at her with a bright face, and couldn't help but make up for it: "That's not what your grades say." ”

"Senior brother!" Shui Qingyuan glanced at him with disgust, and his eyebrows were full of amorousness, "A person's value cannot be measured by achievements." ”

Why did she forget about this stubble, and the person in front of her would joke about her grades.

"Wait, as soon as you pass my hands, I guarantee a full score for the elective!" In order to prove her abilities, she needs to properly brag about it.

Xiao Xuan smiled faintly: "Then I'll wait and see." ”

His appearance was as clear and gentle as the breeze and the bright moon, and he smiled slightly at this time, which made Shui Qingyuan's heart beat wildly unconsciously, and then failed to calm down for a long time.