After handing in the test papers, Jiang Wu replied with satisfaction, and the first thing he wanted to share was Jin Ling, but after sending out the words "I have taken the exam today", the empty interface cooled his heart a little restless.

didn't reply, no matter what he said, it was his own solo, and he couldn't feel the other party's mood when he saw his news, he remembered the words of the fifth brother to the oriental love, and he began to wonder, "I'm in a painful stage, but can I really wait until the twilight to look back?" ”

No one heard, and naturally no one answered.

"Mr. Zhang's delivery is back? Help bring tickets in the afternoon! The manager said to Zhang Shu, who walked into the store. Whose goods? "Lei Fang, a small circle of tubes, customers don't want to return, didn't open door-to-door delivery, but after all, it is our old customer, just send it by the way."

"Okay!" After saying that, he sat down.

"Mr. Zhang, why did you call a woman to answer the phone, I thought it was a mistake, what about your mobile phone? Didn't you still see what you brought in the morning? Wang Zhi, who walked in the door, said to Zhang Shu, who was in Kan Mountain.

"Remember the mold factory we sent this morning?" "Remember, what's wrong?"

"I saw a banana-shaped girl who was definitely my favorite, so I used a little trick and deliberately dropped my phone next to that girl" Zhang Shu looked like Zhizhu was holding it, so everyone was stunned.

Wang Zhi was even more curious: "What is a banana-shaped girl?" Zhang Shu smiled ambiguously, "The so-called banana-shaped girl looks very yellow on the surface, but when peeled off, both the skin and the inside are pure white, and water will flow out after a long time of contact with the air!" ”

"I said Zhang Shu, can you not be so dirty" Hearing Liu Dan speak, Zhang Shu had an innocent expression, "What's wrong?" If I provoke someone, don't you just comment on a fruit. ”

Liu Run was aroused interested, "Mr. Zhang, then tell me what type of girl Sister Dan is", a word aroused a thousand waves, and everyone was aroused to curiosity.

Zhang Shu looked at Liu Dan, who was looking at the computer expressionlessly, and his heart tightened, but he still said with a good face, "Sister Dan is a pear-shaped girl, crisp and delicious at the beginning, slowly a little hard, and it turned out to be astringent in the end." ”

"Mr. Zhang, my admiration for you is really if the surging river is endless, you dare to say this kind of thing in front of Sister Dan" Wang Zhi looked admired.

Liu Xiao was full of interest, "Mr. Zhang, what type of girls do you have to talk about, let us increase our knowledge." ”

"Some girls are durians, have a bad temper, and don't know how to dress up, but when they are peeled off, they are smooth and tender, and they are sweet and greasy to eat."

"Mr. Zhang, every time I hear you say peel it off, I feel weird, can you not peel it?"

Zhang Shu replied with a serious face, "The girl doesn't peel, so why are you?" Hearing this, there was a burst of boos.

"There are also girls who are apples, red fluttering beautiful and delicious, only to find that there are hollow hearts in the end, she loves more than you" Zhang Shu's expression was particularly deep when he said this, and there was a feeling of enlightenment after the vicissitudes of life.

It seems that the pragmatist is also a person with a story, not everyone is what they are at the beginning, it is life that has made them what they are now.

When everyone saw Zhang Shu's expression when he said the apple girl, they suddenly understood a little, "Mr. Zhang, what is a pomegranate-type girl like?" Wang Zhi took the initiative to ask, wanting Zhang Shu to forget about the apple girl just now.

"Pomegranate-type girls are beautiful and guarded, and it is difficult to peel them off, even if you barely peel them off, you will find that there are many scary eyes, and I don't like this kind of girl the most." "I don't like watermelon-type girls either, I don't know how much I mean, I don't know how much I mean, and I have a lot of eyes, although there is a lot of water there, and the taste is sweet and delicious, but I feel blessed."

When they heard that there was a lot of water there, many boys laughed directly and gave a thumbs up secretly, while the girls looked embarrassed.

"Sure enough, I smell that there is a sequence, and there is a specialization in the art industry, Mr. Zhang, I am convinced, by the way, please ask, what type of girl do you think is the most suitable for being a wife?"

"The most suitable wife is, of course, the cherry girl, beautiful, slender, uncomplicated, sweet, and all she has to eat in one bite."

"It makes sense, Mr. Zhang, I said so much, in fact, I'm curious about what is the role of you deliberately dropping your phone next to that girl?"

"Is the phone case transparent?" "Yes!" "I put a piece of paper in my phone case with a handsome selfie and a paragraph of my handsome selfie."

Hearing this, Wang Zhi gave a thumbs up, and everyone looked at each other and nodded. "It is written, if the mobile phone is lost, please contact the owner Zhang Shu, contact information 1333333...... Wait a minute...... I went out and met a ghost, I actually left my mobile phone number, and she played a yarn! ”

"Hahaha......" Hearing this, everyone who was still admiring just now was instantly happy.

"Mr. Wang, quick, take me to the mold factory, that's my newly bought Apple 6PLUS!" "It's time to eat soon, if you don't have to eat before you go, you can call and ask first."

Zhang Shu, who was a little panicked, calmed down, "Yes, lend me the phone" "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off ......" "I met a ghost when I went out!" I actually forgot to charge it. ”

Everyone who listened wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, after all, schadenfreude was not good, but they almost held back internal injuries, but fortunately, when the food car came, everyone was relieved and went to eat one after another, "It's okay to go after eating, didn't Wang Zhi say that a woman answered the phone, indicating that the phone was on the woman's body." ”

A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and he still has to think a little more about everything, maybe many things are just a little bit worse!