Chapter 081: His Laugh Is Poisonous
081 His laughter is poisonous
When Muris arrived at the training base, he found everyone huddled in the lounge and chatting about something.
"Mulris, come—" Luke saw him coming, and hurriedly beckoned to him.
Muurice walked over and Luke pushed the iPadmini over and asked him to look at what was on it.
It was a very popular reality show sports program recently, "The Big Coffee is Coming", which was invested by Spanish National Television, and many sports celebrities went up.
Muris didn't know about this, but just two days ago, a certain 90 million Mr. Real Madrid asked him to see it.
The guests of that episode were Chris and Ricciardo, who were in the limelight and were screaming from the fans throughout.
Five presenters of the show, whom he also met at Chris's birthday party. It is the most popular idol group angels in the whole of Europe. I heard that these young people are very good at sports, and each of them knows at least two and three unique skills.
I used to think they were only playing music, but when I took off my clothes, they were all muscles.
One of the scenes he remembers most vividly is that Chris and Blue have a narrow road, and the two of them are more archery. 🔥 It is said that the level of archery is very high, comparable to that of a professional level.
For each target, there is a number of rings. Each ring number corresponds to a reward and punishment measure. If you miss the target, you should soak in an ice bucket. Chris shoots first, he hits the five rings, blows up twenty balloons, and they all have to explode. Blue thought that this punishment was too kind to Chris, and when he shot the ten rings, he also grazed Chris's arrow, which directly made him miss the target.
The Portuguese protested to no avail, and were directly immersed in ice buckets.
Muris originally thought that Mr. 90 million, who was embarrassed, would not want his friends to see this program, so he forced others to watch it.
He really couldn't understand the Mr. Dai Hua.
"Muris, let me tell you, this show is super popular now, there are only two episodes a week, except for individual participation. I've also heard that on this show, Spanish national television will also broadcast team and individual goal shows during the sports channel advertising time, each time it is ten minutes long, which is amazing! ”
This is a program promoted by Spanish national television in order to popularize sports for all. As a football powerhouse, football accounts for a large proportion of this column.
In addition to Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo, Barcelona's midfield duo has also gone up. As soon as a few big names arrived, the show was completely popular.
This is not so much a column to popularize sports for all, but rather a move to attract money. At a time when La Liga is in full swing, it is still very popular to carry out such a column.
And the reason why this show is so popular is that he gives countless fans a chance to get to know the bigwigs of football up close. Judging by the two on the field, these majestic football generals are playing cute and amusing in private, which attracts the attention of others.
At the end of the last episode, the guests of the next episode were famous goalkeepers such as San Cascivaldés.
I heard that the column group is going to do a phase of iron guard, but before that, as the first dark horse in La Liga this season, the whole team was also invited by the column group.
This is also the reason why the Malaga players are so excited during training time.
Many of them, if they want to talk about personal fame, can't be on this show. Although a little embarrassed, "The Big Coffee is Coming" invites all the big names. It's fine for the whole team, even if there will be very few shots on everyone.
"The season isn't over yet, is it too early to talk about these things?"
As he spoke, Murice had already changed his jersey. looked at the time, it was already up, and looked at Arnau, who was also a little excited.
"Captain."
“…… Oh, it's training time, let's train first, and we'll talk about that later. Arnau clapped his hands and told everyone to pack up and start warm-up training.
During training time, Muurice found that everyone couldn't settle down, except for the marshal and the beast, the two players who had been looked after by countless flashes, and the other players, whether they were veterans or young players, were a little too excited.
For Muris, who doesn't like the camera, everyone's mood is indeed a little difficult for him to understand.
Málaga have a tough season to do, and there is no room for distractions from trivial matters.
The club was still strongly in favor of it, and it was a good opportunity to promote the Malaga team.
In the past, Malaga had not received such an accolade.
They also want to take this opportunity to let countless people see that Malaga is no longer the bottom team in La Liga.
Pellegrini saw that the players were discussing the matter enthusiastically during training time, and severely reprimanded the group of hot-headed guys.
As a manager, he doesn't want his players to be in those sensationalist shows, their main duty is to win!
Since he is so energetic, he will train and spend all his sweat and pride on the training ground.
But the club agreed, and the show was recorded two weeks later, after the match against Real Madrid. After Real Madrid, Malaga's next few opponents are not so strong. The schedule is also a lot easier, and there is no problem at all in recording a show.
The intentions of the club are clear to Peigong.
For the big bosses who run the club, profit is very important. Málaga's participation in this program not only shows Málaga's excellent performance in this season, but also shows that Málaga is frequently seen on sports channels.
How could such a great opportunity to raise the club's profile be missed?
When the fame is greater, there are more fans. And the more fans there are, the more money the club can make.
With summer transfers and winter transfers, the UAE boss throwing a big transfer fee out, and it's time for him to enjoy the return on his investment.
What's more, when watching football with other club owners, you no longer have to carry the name of a third-rate team.
Pei Gong reprimanded the team members, and finally made the team members sober up a little.
Muris couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw everyone's heads drooping. Tomorrow is the game against Almeria, so it's not going to be in such a state.
"With two defeats, don't you feel embarrassed to participate in the recording of the show?"
“……”
"If you want to be happy to record the show, you will try to win these two games." Muurice found that he couldn't help but soften his heart when dealing with this group of teammates who got along day and night.
The bosses are not small, and when they are scolded by the coach, they still keep their heads down and look pitiful.
"Oh! - "The training ground suddenly shouted like thunder, and one by one almost ran away from vomiting, but now I was in 10,000 points of spirit, and I actually started to run in the training ground.
Luke flew with joy and climbed onto Fernando's back, who flipped him over and rolled his eyes as he fell to the ground.
Williton jumped over him with a playful smile, and as he saw that his teammates were left behind, he slammed on the gas pedal to overtake him.
There are also the veterans of the team who are usually steady, and they are also full of energy and look a lot younger.
Muris touched his nose, he was going to revisit the recording of the show. It seems that the teacher's rebuke is much more stimulating to this group of people.
The next day's match against Almeria showed that even more fully.
The players in Málaga came on the pitch as if they had been beaten and were more active than ever. The strikers are also not in front of the opposition goal, and are happy to help their teammates defend.
As soon as Muris acted, he was as clever as a monkey. The fight is extremely brave, and each of them has become an immortal on the field. As soon as the ball is at his feet, he tries to show all his unique skills.
At the end of the first half, Malaga had already led Almeria by two goals.
Pellegrini doesn't know if he's happy or angry, this group of cubs, they were so happy in the last show? One by one, they can run like this, don't play dead on the field for him in the future, he will call them hard!
Seeing that everyone is in such good shape, Pellegrini replaced Muris early.
The trump card is still left in the game against Real Madrid.
As soon as they saw Peigong's move, the fans were excited. Peigong is already thinking about saving the ace's body, and they can look forward to the next game against Real Madrid.
That would be another good battle.
After Muurice went off the field, the guys were completely out of the game.
The beast connected three people and scored domineeringly, but the ball dramatically hit the crotch of the opposing goalkeeper and was ejected.
Coming up with a substitute goalkeeper, the guy was in surprisingly good shape today, with two shots from outside the box from Luque and Fernando being confiscated by him.
Camacho couldn't stand it, and under the cover of Maresca, he dribbled to the opponent's penalty area. One struck the east and the west, and successfully swept the ball into the net.
In the last ten minutes, the Malaga players, who were physically exhausted, were still sweating and running on the field.
Luke brushed his wet hair to the top of his head and shook it handsomely; Willyton's classic cross-waist twisting step, looking back with an evil smile; And when the veteran Fernando scored a goal and the murderous Scissorhands were cute, Muris seemed to understand the intentions of the guys.
The corners of his eyes are a little broken, and fans have also found that the overall style of Malaga today is a bit strange. But it doesn't matter, it's good to win.
In the case that the ace only played the first half, this group of people directly kicked Almeria 4:0, which made the fans sigh: The meat in the mouth of the strong team is really pitiful~
This kind of excitement is inexplicable, and it is also expressed in their weekday training.
On this day, Malaga is playing an intra-team match. The next opponent is Real Madrid, everyone is nervous, and the joke is still going to be made.
From the moment Luke learned that he was going to be on the show, he was so excited.
Seeing that Muurice always had a poker face, his little eyes rolled, and he fell on the turf while covering his legs.
"Ouch—"
As soon as Luke snorted, everyone ran over, and the game was about to start, and no main force was injured at this time.
Muris was a little confused, but he also walked over.
"My legs ...... It hurts...... It must have been twisted...... Ligament tear...... Super Intensity Sprain ...... Help me...... Muris help ......"
Luke rolled on the ground in pain, not to mention, that little look, it was really similar.
"Don't move, let me see."
Muris crouched down to check Luke's injuries. Before his hand could touch his leg, Luke screamed.
"Don't look at it, Muris, now only you can save me, bring me some ointment for Sergio......"
Muris looked at the small figure rolling on the ground, slowly stood up, and looked at it for a long time, but Luke still didn't realize that he had been recognized, and was still humming hard.
Muurice couldn't take it anymore and kicked Luke in the ass.
Luke leaned forward and nibbled on a mouthful of grass.
The teammates finally knew that he was pretending and thought Luke was too boring, so they shook their heads and left.
The opponent is Real Madrid, and everyone does not dare to relax.
And this is the fourth time they have met, and the other party must have figured out their bottom very clearly, and it will be even more difficult to win by surprise.
Every now and then, Luke jokes and gets Muris drunk, which will definitely bring some goals to Malagado. The power of his drunkenness was terrifying.
Muris glanced over, and Luke, who was still chattering, closed his mouth in recognition.
The serious and strict Mouris, if it were not for special circumstances, would not allow himself to get drunk. Not only did he not learn his lesson, but he also ridiculed this matter, which is really not like words.
Luke knew he was wrong, and as reparation, he dedicated his treasured Brunie's super-large photoshoot. Every time he looked at these things, he sprayed a nosebleed. He can't bear it, and Muris must be even worse.
In his opinion, Morris is an otaku, and according to his eye, he is a sullen type, although he doesn't say it, he must like it.
He also hopes that after accepting this precious gift, Muris can feed him two more balls on the field. Who knows, Muris gave him an intriguing look after looking at the gift he had given.
At that moment, Luke clearly felt the hairs on his back stand up, and the harsh winter seemed to be coming.
Ramos and Ronaldo, after contemptuous of Muris's ability in a certain aspect, have left a lot of psychological shadows so far.
This stupid guy who came to the door didn't know that he was in trouble. This is not a matter of lying to him for three months of lunch, hundreds of soccer balls emptying his wallet.
Speaking of Ronaldo and Ramos, after that incident, every time Muris's name was mentioned, it was embarrassing to be capitalized.
Especially when they saw Muris on the court, wearing a black jersey and being cold and ascetic, they always recalled the evil dressed beast at Ronaldo's birthday party.
Especially when he hooks his lips and smiles, it's just a demon. When he looks at a person with a smile, even if it is a big man, he can't help but run away, unable to resist the hot and dry face.
They wondered, how can a man laugh more than the hottest beauty?
Sure enough, Muris's laugh was poisonous.