Chapter 11: English Dafa is good
Shui Qingyuan was a little unyielding: "I want to meet Xiao Xuan twice a week." β
Ah Hua looked at Shui Qingyuan affectionately: "My dear, we see each other every day, are you in love with me?" β
Shui Qingyuan gave up and prepared to go to bed to prepare for tomorrow's class.
"Is there a class in the first class tomorrow?"
Ah Hua was still sitting on her desk and patting toner, and Shui Qingyuan felt her face hurt, and she sighed: "You have English class." β
"Hey." With a sigh, Shui Qingyuan lay on his small bed and said in a low tone: "Then do you need me to bring breakfast tomorrow morning?" β
Ah Yuan and Ah Lu are used to getting up early to practice basic skills, only Ah Hua is lazy and doesn't get up until eight o'clock, so only Ah Hua speaks: "I want to eat Guilin rice noodles, add chili peppers, the spiciest kind." β
Ah Hua is an authentic Chongqing girl, although the personality is heroic, but the figure is the most petite in the whole bedroom, like to eat spicy but just don't have acne, the people in the bedroom in order to maintain a flower-like face are rarely spicy, she just relies on the geographical advantage is unscrupulous, all in all, her personality and appearance are completely inversely proportional.
"Qingyuan, do you need us to call you tomorrow morning?" Ah Yuan also went to bed, she slept opposite Shui Qingyuan, and asked her while doing sit-ups.
Shui Qingyuan nodded: "Well, if I don't get up, you will be roaring in my ear on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau." β
Ah Hua laughed: "The last time your alarm clock rang "Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow" didn't wake you up, the lethality of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is too small." β
Shui Qingyuan's whole head was buried in the soft pillow, and he said with great annoyance: "Ah, I must pass the fourth level this year and strive for English exemption." β
The school stipulates that students can apply for level 4 in their freshman year, and if they pass the fourth level, they can apply for exemption from English classes, and the four people in the 1111 dormitory have sharpened their knives and reported to level 4 when they are freshmen, Shui Qingyuan feels that he can pass the college entrance examination English 110 more than level 4, but on the day of the fourth level, the aunt came to visit and aggravate the cold, and those English letters seemed to be performing stage plays in her eyes, turning around, so on the day the fourth level results came out, Ah Yuan was the first student in the dormitory, and the fourth level was 600+ strong passes, Alu 500+, even the scumbag Ah Hua has 470 points, Shui Qingyuan has 424 points, and cruelly said goodbye to the fourth-level certificate.
Because the shadow was too big, she didn't report for the fourth grade in the second semester of her freshman year, and she planned to heal her wounds well, so now it has become, whenever there is an English class, she has to go to English class in the whole dormitory.
"It is said that it is best to report to the fourth level immediately after the college entrance examination, and pass it properly, the later it is delayed, the more difficult it will be."
Shui Qingyuan thinks this sentence is very reasonable, before the college entrance examination, a group of people knew astronomy and geography, and solved mathematical geography, although she was not as tall as a science student, but at least it was no problem to memorize the 5,000-year history of China, even a brief history of Europe, a brief history of the Americas can be memorized, and the airflow around the latitude and longitude is not a problem, and now she is a sophomore sister, in addition to watching some TV series every day and brushing some Weibo, even the time of the European Renaissance has forgotten jì, Not to mention the impact and historical significance of it, which is really ashamed to think about.
After Ah Hua finished the facial treatment, she also climbed into bed in twos and threes, and said to Shui Qingyuan: "Qingyuan, in fact, if you can seduce Senior Brother Xiao, then your fourth-level is handy!" β
Shui Qingyuan rolled his eyes: "Didn't you say that we only have a simple master-apprentice relationship?" β
Ah Hua waved her hand and sighed twice: "Hey, that's not what I said, although it's a daydream, what if I see the hell one day?" β
Shui Qingyuan sighed: "Hua Yunchen, I want to break off my friendship with you." β
"Shuishui, you are so cruel~" Ah Huajiao snorted, and then fell on the bed like a little woman.
"Aru, remember to turn off the lights when you come up."
Aru is a hard-working dormitory director, and she usually does these voluntary labors, and the other three people in the dormitory enjoy the treatment of the landlord class with peace of mind, Aru responded casually, and then there was no movement.
Ah Hua leaned into Shui Qingyuan's ear and whispered, "Ah Lu is probably chatting with her ex-boyfriend again." β
Outsiders are not qualified to comment on emotional matters at all, Aru's infatuation has not been able to change the look back of her first boyfriend, and the other three people in the bedroom feel sorry for what happened to her, but they have no way to say anything.
After all, feelings, you love me, if you are injured, at most one party is cheap, and one party is ruthless.
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The next morning, Shui Qingyuan was woken up by Ah Hua, who had just gotten up to go to the toilet.
"Qingyuan, if you don't get up, you're going to be late! Liu Laogen is going to be verbose again! β
When Shui Qingyuan heard this, he immediately sat up with a carp, and even the process of waking up was directly exempted, and he asked, "What time is it?" β
"7:42, come on." After Ah Hua finished speaking, she continued to climb into bed and used the campus network to swipe Weibo.
Shui Qingyuan hurriedly got out of bed, swished twice, put on his clothes, picked up a mouthwash cup and a towel, and went to the washstand to brush his teeth and wash his face, and said inarticulately: "Ah Yuan, didn't they wake me up?" β
Ah Hua replied: "This morning they started calling you from half past six, and until seven o'clock, I was woken up, and you still slept soundly without moving, congratulations, you have set a record again." β
In fact, there is a biological clock in the human body, when the biological clock is working, the alarm clock has no use at all, Shui Qingyuan has always had an early habit, and the biological clock has always been very accurate, but once it is a morning with class, her biological clock is like a brain to send instructions, and there is no need for morning exercise tomorrow morning, so the biological clock will automatically strike, and Shui Qingyuan's brain is not enough.
Except for the people in the dormitory, almost everyone didn't think that Shui Qingyuan was a person who would get up early and exercise in the morning.
When she brushed her teeth, washed her face, combed her hair, and took her schoolbag, Shui Qingyuan fiddled with the small bow on her collar in the dressing mirror, and was ready to go out satisfied.
"7:52, that's good."
"I'm gone! Come back and help you bring breakfast! β
As a long-legged and willful goddess, Shui Qingyuan was not slow to run, so in just eight minutes, she had already sprinted along the 100-meter sprint from the dormitory to the teaching building.
Wearing old elegant glasses and a striped shirt, Liu Laogen's head is still so shining today, and the hair that Mousse has caressed is lying on both sides of his head one by one, and it is the two invisible wings that are alive, Liu Laogen helped his eyes, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a sarcastic smile: "Yes, I'm not late today." β
Shui Qingyuan smiled, found a random place to sit down, put down the backpack, and planned to eat some small biscuits in it to satisfy his hunger, when he was suddenly patted on the back.
She looked back and found a boy with crooked eyebrows and red lips smiling happily at her.
English class is a big class, and it is common for him not to recognize all the classmates who are in class together, Shui Qingyuan blinked and asked him, "Classmate, do you have anything to do?" β
The delicate boy grinned, and a row of white teeth was exposed: "Senior sister, don't you remember me?" Although he smiled cheerfully, there was a hint of flushing on his face.
Shui Qingyuan recalled carefully, and suddenly remembered that this was the junior brother who gave her a place when she was playing basketball.
She sighed, "It's you, but why are you taking classes here?" β
The purpose is so obvious, the junior brother looked shy again, Shui Qingyuan felt a little hypocritical after he asked this, but the junior brother was so daring to speak out, he looked at Shui Qingyuan with firm eyes, and said word by word: "Come to see you." β
Shui Qingyuan, who had been confessed more or less implicitly or explicitly in her life, felt a little blushing for the first time, and always felt that the current atmosphere was a little embarrassing, she herself felt nothing, but the other party's shy expression made her feel very embarrassed.
"Hehe, what's your name?" After laughing dryly twice, Shui Qingyuan felt that it was better to find a staircase to go down.
The junior brother replied: "My name is Rong Han, and I am from Class 3 of the Communication Major of the Institute of Telecommunications. β
Taking the initiative to report to his home like this, Shui Qingyuan can only know if he doesn't want to know.
Liu Laogen has already started class, Shui Qingyuan has never had the habit of listening to English classes, and Liu Laogen has a very strict accent when he speaks English, every time he speaks with a strong local accent "Crooked Ruilais" to praise students, Shui Qingyuan can't help but laugh quietly at the bottom, Liu Laogen, who is first-class in hearing, will be glared at fiercely, Shui Qingyuan can't remember the lesson, and will laugh next time.
"Senior sister, have you had breakfast?"
Rong Han asked her in a low voice, and Shui Qingyuan subconsciously shook his head.
"I'll treat you to breakfast later."
Such an enthusiastic junior brother Shui Qingyuan is not unseen, she has already practiced a set of grinding foreign workers*, for such an invitation to refuse it is a light car, just as she opened her mouth to refuse this junior brother, she heard Liu Laogen's thick cough on the podium, and when she heard it, she knew that her throat and eyes were phlegm.
Shui Qingyuan stuck out his tongue and used lip language to communicate with the junior brother.
"Let's talk about it after class."
The junior brother also nodded obediently, and then did not disturb Shui Qingyuan again.
If there is any boring Cheng dΓΉ and Mao Yi in college, it is definitely an English class, Shui Qingyuan listened to Liu Laogen's spoken language with a strong local accent, and felt more and more that it was more beautiful than the lullaby that her mother played in her ears with a tape when she was a child, it was simply a hypnotic comedy, she lay on the table, looked at the dense English words on the English book, and finally couldn't help but close her eyes.
At the moment before losing consciousness, she seemed to hear Ah Hua's complaining:
"You said that Liu Laogen's spoken language is so bad, why is there such a big chance of passing the fourth or sixth level of the class he leads? It's no wonder that as long as the English teacher is young and beautiful now, he is the only one who has been soaring among the thousands of flowers, which is so eye-catching. β
Whenever he saw those beautiful English teachers walking out of the teaching room wearing all kinds of beautiful flower skirts, followed by Liu Laogen in a striped shirt, Shui Qingyuan couldn't help but laugh even when he was dreaming.
"Senior sister! Senpai! The teacher called you! β
When did Ah Hua's voice become so manly?
As soon as Shui Qingyuan raised her head, before she had time to wipe off the silver thread on her mouth, she found her lovely and cruel Comrade Liu Laogen standing in front of her, looking at her with a constipated expression.
"Shui Qingyuan, can you explain why you slept so soundly in my English class?"
Teachers in universities are generally relatively relaxed, and it doesn't affect classroom discipline, brush Weibo or sleep and close one eye, but for high-profile students like Shui Qingyuan, Liu Laogen can't ignore it if he wants to.
It is not uncommon for students majoring in dance to take English classes together, but Shui Qingyuan, as the first goddess of Qing University, her class schedule has long been circulated by everyone at the beginning of the school year, and dance students pay attention to using their bodies to express their feelings, rather than using those bird languages to communicate with people, so they want to skip a class from time to time. The key is that the students didn't look at him in class, but looked at Shui Qingyuan sleeping in the dark on the seat, but Shui Qingyuan slept quietly on his own, without disturbing anyone, Liu Laogen sighed at this world of brushing his face.
And so he finally broke out.
"Teacher, your voice is so penetrating, it shocks and comforts my soul, and I can't help but want to fall asleep."
The logic doesn't make sense, it's just serious nonsense, Liu Laogen decided to give Shui Qingyuan a bad review.