1. Chapter I
Chen Ling, my high school classmate, was a little panicked when he suddenly said that something was looking for me, and I originally refused, because a friend I hadn't seen for a long time suddenly came to you, either married or borrowed money.
But I thought that I don't have much money now, and I won't participate in it when I get married, or even more shamelessly go to participate without giving money to the bag, wipe my mouth and leave, but after thinking about it, I finally couldn't bear the boredom, couldn't bear the loneliness, couldn't bear the curiosity, and replied to her on WeChat: Huh?
It's a big deal to pretend not to be there, it's not a big deal, anyway, the boat of friendship can capsize.
Unexpectedly, an hour later, I sat in the pantry of the DR company.
She first chatted with me, saying that I had no conscience and hadn't contacted her in the past few years.
Chen Ling was a person who smelled like me in high school, we talked about everything, but her beginning and rhythm made me very uneasy, if according to the plot in the TV series, she should boast about herself and say that she is so accomplished now, what about you?
But no, the Chen Ling in front of me is still the Chen Ling I knew in high school, without being arrogant and holding his fingers.
She and I looked at the stars and the moon, from the poetry and song to the philosophy of life after finally cut to the point, she said that she signed into the company a month ago, a few days ago her assistant suddenly took leave because of a serious illness, so for a while the company will not find someone to replace, a few days ago in the circle of friends saw the news of my resignation, immediately found me.
I pondered for a long time, and felt that there was no boasting in her words, so I asked, "Why did this company sign you?" ”
It's not that I doubt it, if you have watched entertainment news and chased stars, who doesn't know how good DR film and television is in the industry, and Chen Ling.
I looked at her from top to bottom, thinking, this company must have signed her because of her talent, or she is a relative of one of the company's executives, or.
I swallowed, and she slept with the higher-ups.
Because of her face, which is not even as good as the eighteenth-tier Internet celebrity, it is difficult for me to think about it.
Thinking of this, we passed behind a high-level looking person, with a big face and a fat belly, walking and shaking his head, and a small attendant behind him, I looked down at Chen Ling and twitched the corners of my mouth.
She smiled and took me out of my mind. pulled it out in the lewd and said to me: "Internet celebrity, you don't know that I'm an Internet celebrity." ”
I said, "I don't know. ”
She took out Weibo, took out her homepage and showed me it, and I let out a long oh, it turned out that the "can't eat and go" that has been very popular recently is her.
I didn't pay attention to it, and I didn't watch it, but I heard that she often recorded some videos that taught people to be greedy and cheap, and by the way, she hacked herself and became popular.
Oh, I saw the senior come back again.
I apologize to Chen Ling in my heart, I am guilty, I shouldn't be so dirty.
Maybe the high school years were too good, and our next chat didn't have a sense of distance, but maybe it was because she was a funny Internet celebrity joker.
Such a person is born with familiarity.
She told me that there was no point in saying this, first she said that she thought she was a liar when she saw the company signing it, and the next second she could turn the topic to an uncle when she went out in the morning, and that uncle was so obscene and so obscene.
I looked at the time and it was already 6 o'clock in the evening, but I didn't see the time, but when I looked at it, I suddenly felt that I was hungry.
Just as I was about to interrupt her, from the corner outside the glass window in front of me, a person came to me, and the sudden appearance of this person frightened my hand, and the coffee cup in my hand fell directly, and fell on the table with a bang, and the coffee spilled down.
Regardless of Chen Ling's calling his father and mother at the moment, he said: "Zero One, what are you doing, this dress is precious." ”
I just stared at the figure outside the window.
Maybe my gaze was too hot, as hot as fire, and that person also glanced at me, with a surprise in his eyes, and quietly dropped the text in his hand to the ground.
Her assistant rushed up from behind her, picked it up for her, rearranged it and put it in her hand.
She didn't look at me again, just bowed her head to the assistant and said a few words, and walked down the hallway until she was gone.
"Xue Lingyi, are you listening to me!" Chen Ling jerked a tissue and handed it to me, and said loudly, "You see your skirt is all coffee, hurry up and wipe it." ”
Fortunately, there is no one in this pantry at the moment, otherwise Chen Ling's image is estimated to be ruined.
But she doesn't have any image, what image does a joker want.
I grabbed a handful of paper towels to wipe my skirt, another handful of paper towels to wipe the table, and a large handful of paper towels to wipe the coffee on the floor, and finally got it tiring me.
suddenly remembered the picture just now, people just dropped a piece of paper, and there were people who served her like a person, this is the gap between people.
Chen Ling said: "What you just watched was so fascinating. ”
I wanted to make an excuse that I was actually fascinated by the high-level executive, but I was afraid that if I said it, it would reveal my obscene thoughts, so I had to give up.
But Chen Ling said while changing a cup of coffee for me: "Did you see a woman passing by just now?" ”
I looked down: "See." ”
She smiled, "Hit the red flower, Roy." ”
I said, "I know." ”
She smiled: "You know, I thought you didn't pay attention to the entertainment industry." ”
I chuckled, it's not that I don't pay attention to the entertainment industry, I don't pay attention to you.
Roy, how could I not know her, she turned to ashes I do, uh, turned to ashes I am afraid I don't know, but she was disfigured I should know.
Isn't that too vicious?
Anyway, I know her too well to be more acquainted, but maybe not so well now, I know her four years ago.
Fortunately, Chen Ling was focusing on pouring my coffee just now, and he didn't see the change in my expression, otherwise, otherwise.
Otherwise, nothing more than treating me as a person who drools at the sight of beautiful women.
In the following time, she was finally willing to talk to me about the key points, asked me if I would like to be her assistant, in order not to embarrass me, said let me think about it, and said that if I considered being willing to do it, I could leave at any time if I felt that I was not doing it well in the future, and she would deal with it later.
Anyway, now that the Chinese New Year is approaching, I don't plan to look for a job, or I'll do this first, otherwise I can't even afford my parents' red envelopes this year, but I have to press the New Year's money, which is really embarrassing.
But there was still something to be done in person, and we left each other's contact information, pretending to want to reply to her tomorrow overnight.
When I got home at night, I was bored and opened the so-called "can't eat and walk"
I think I really don't pay attention to her, because the top of the homepage is her video, and when you click on it, you can see her laughing in the video, and then talking about it on the side of the road.
Life is really wonderful, I've long seen in popular searches that I can't eat and go, but I just didn't click on it.
If I had gone in earlier and seen her earlier, I might have scolded her, and her face would have changed a lot, and she probably wouldn't have been the way she talked when she saw me today.
So, life is really wonderful.
But on second thought, I probably wouldn't have bothered her, I had long since lost the skill of making friends.
After watching more than a dozen of her videos, I feel a little tired, although she is very funny, I'm sorry I can only describe it as funny, after all, this is the only advantage in her body. But this is so funny, I feel a little tired, just like if you see all the cold jokes, the whole person will become very cold, as if you have seen through the mortal dust and comprehended the truth.
After following her and exiting her Weibo, I clicked into Roy's Weibo.
Her Weibo is very simple, occasionally advertise the company, occasionally post about her current status, the most recent one, this morning, she wrote a "Good morning." ”
She is now the head of the house, and the reply at the moment has been 20,000, so I clicked on it when I thought about it, and there were a lot of comments.
I quit after writing "good night" and turned off Weibo.
Maybe it's because I saw her today, and my courage has become fat, and zombie fans dare to speak, and I used to dare to reply when I saw her Weibo.
Thinking about it, I was a little flustered.
But after thinking about it, people don't care about you, you are just a small piece of 20,000 comments, and you will soon be drowned, who do you think you are.
But I still feel a little panicked when I think about it.
With this panic, I gradually fell asleep, and I didn't sleep very well this night, and the whole dream was filled with the voice of this person, sometimes far and sometimes near.
The next day, I was woken up by Chen Ling's phone call, and in the few seconds I woke up, my brain was spinning rapidly, who was Chen Ling jumping on the screen, oh, it turned out to be my high school tablemate.
I picked up the phone, and the furious voice on the other end shouted, "Erxue! Do you know what happened in the morning?! ”
I've never been interested in this, you guess, you guess.
"What's the matter?"
I can imagine that she must be excited right now, because my whole room is filled with her voice, and she thinks I've turned on the amplification.
She said: "One of Roy's advertisements actually named me to be a supporting role, me and Roy! Roy! ”
I paused in my heart, oh.
She said, "Come quickly, I'll send you the address later, but you can't be late." ”
She hung up, and a few seconds later, the address came.
I didn't seem to have personally promised her to be her assistant, although I had already agreed in my heart, but the reserved procedure you pushed me to let me go yet.
But now it's not good to call her and say that I haven't said yes, it seems like I really don't agree.
Forget it, so be it.
I went to the so-called set with doubts and apprehensions, and I was a little excited when I first came into contact with the entertainment industry, but this small excitement was quickly suppressed by Chen Ling's big excitement.
As soon as she saw me, she hugged me, and then said, "Erxue Erxue, I'm working with Roy, I think I'm about to soar." ”
I thought to myself, fortune tellers don't dare to say that to you, you yourself are quite angry.
Internet celebrities are Internet celebrities, and they are so excited to run a trick, and they are still running a trick of a lens, with the risk of being cut out in the later stage.
I took her clothes and watched her float around with a silk scarf in the camera, it was actually a very beautiful picture, I don't know why it seemed very funny to me, maybe it was affected by the dozen or so videos last night, and I always felt that her painting style would change suddenly in the next second.
It's a pity that she didn't, she is still very careful and serious about this kind of thing.
After the camera was over, she came over and took a sip of the water in my hand, sat on the chair and looked left and right, I coughed and couldn't help asking, "Isn't it an advertisement with Roy?" What about Roy? ”
As soon as the words fell, a car drove in the distance.
It may be a bit deliberate to say this, but the picture that everyone has in mind is a sports car coming in, with a huge engine sound, and finally stopping with huge brakes.
Sports cars are actually very noisy, but it is expensive, because it is expensive, everyone will automatically ignore its noise, you want to be a small car, and the sound is so loud, it will definitely be towed away by the police.
But no, it was actually a nanny car, and it drove very quietly, just because my face was facing the street and I was right in sight.
Then the door opened, and a man stepped out of it.
She was wearing a trench coat and high heels, maybe because she was wearing sunglasses, I dared to look at her so unscrupulously, but come to think of it, she probably knew, because she looked back at me without looking at me, maybe with her peripheral vision, just by looking, you can see how demented my gaze is at the moment.
Thinking of this, I immediately sat down next to the stool, and after sitting like this, I realized that my heart was beating unusually fast.
Chen Ling said excitedly beside me: "Hey, Roy is here." ”