Chapter 1 .5 I'm in the Vampire Demolition
Xu Lening took Song Lin to the door of a box, he first looked back at Song Lin, and then slowly pushed the box door open. As soon as the door was opened, the sound of music poured out from inside.
"Now, everyone is here, let's officially start the party." As soon as Xu Lening entered the room, he took a bottle of wine, put it in his hand and shook it. As soon as the cap soared into the sky, countless foams scrambled to overflow from the mouth of the bottle.
Song Lin stepped into the room, and as soon as he entered, a bunch of people surrounded him.
"Song Lin, show us your child."
"That's right, classmate Le Ning said that this is his eldest nephew."
"Song Lin, what did you buy?"
"These dinosaur pajamas are so cute, hahaha."
"Song Lin"
Song Lin took a step back, "Hey, you're enough." ”
Xu Lening poured himself a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Brother Lin, I am holding a birthday banquet for my eldest nephew, although I don't know what day his birthday is, but it is set for today, because today is the first day I met my eldest nephew." ”
When Song Lin heard this, he wanted to kick Xu Lening, but before he could kick it, he saw many hands stretched out towards him, and the targets were the vampires he was holding.
Xu Lening stood outside the crowd, looked back at Song Lin being surrounded, and took a sip of wine in a good mood, "Okay, don't freak out my eldest nephew, he's sleeping." ”
"Sleeping? That's good. ”
"Come, give it to your uncle, and your uncle will give you a big red envelope."
“”
This group of people
When Song Lin was about to open his mouth to curse, the vampire in his arms moved.
The little dinosaur's head on Song Lin's shoulder moved slightly, and then slowly lifted up. Xi Deng's eyes were confused and ignorant, but his gaze was accurate and looked at one place.
Song Lin looked over first, and found that Xu Lening was smiling at him with a glass of red liquid.
Looking at the reaction of the vampire in his arms, I'm afraid it's blood.
After Xi Deng looked up, the people who were still making a lot of noise before suddenly quieted down. Xi Deng didn't seem to notice the people around him at all, and even ignored Song Lin, looking directly at Xu Lening, it should be the wine glass that Xu Lening was holding.
Song Lin ignored the faint feeling of unhappiness in his heart, and shouted at Xu Lening: "This is your gift?" ”
Xu Lening shook his head, "Of course not, this is just a meeting gift from me to my eldest nephew." ”
Song Lin was about to say something, but the people around him had already begun to be restless.
"Ahhhh
"Song Lin, give me your vampire."
"Song Lin, where did you buy it? This is also very good. ”
"What's your name? How old are you this year? ”
……
Song Lin stretched out his hand to block the hands that tried to touch Xi Deng's face, "I'll show you later, he doesn't like to be close to people very much, you must get his consent if you want to hug him later, and of course my consent, you can't have too much perfume smell on your body, and you can't have a weird smell." ”
Xu Lening smiled, "A vampire is a single-celled creature, a cup of blood can coax it." ”
Xu Lening's words suddenly stepped on Song Lin's death hole, and Song Lin recalled that he used a cup of blood to coax the lamp, and even many things were coaxed with blood.
Damn, why did Xu Lening's disgusting index rise all of a sudden?
Xu Lening walked over with a cup at this time, and the person next to him gave him a place, so he walked up to Song Lin and Xi Deng, "Eldest nephew, when you meet for the first time, is it okay for your uncle to give you this?" Xu Lening's eyes were full of banter, "I don't want you to call uncle, you nod, this is yours." ”
Song Lin also spoke, "Xi Deng, ignore him." ”
Song Lin didn't have much confidence when he said this, he also understood Xi Deng, if the other party's skills were coquettish and cute, then Xi Deng's specialty must be eating and sleeping, of course, sleeping is even more powerful.
Song Lin didn't believe that Xi Deng would refuse the temptation of blood, even if there was never a vampire.
It is said that a hundred years ago there was a particularly sensational vampire riot, but in the end it was easily defused by a particularly simple trick, when the government came up with many new weapons, but none of them came in handy. The newly appointed general, faced with a huge army of vampires, simply asked the soldiers to go to the hospital blood bank and bring all the blood with him.
At that time, the media gave the riot a name - "funny and ignorant riot".
After Song Lin finished speaking, he kept looking at Xi Deng, and saw that the other party's eyes were staring directly at the cup full of blood.
Xu Lening slowly handed over the cup with a smug smile, but Xi Deng made a move that everyone didn't expect, he frowned, turned his head, hugged Song Lin's neck, leaned his head on Song Lin's shoulder, and didn't move.
"Oh my God, this is the first vampire I've ever seen that has refused blood."
"Song Lin, you're also raising yourself too well, right, does he recognize the master?"
Song Lin was proud in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be light-hearted, "No, it's better than other vampires." ”
"What did you name him?"
"I didn't call him, for fear that he wouldn't be used to it, so I used his original name, Xi Deng."
"Xi Deng?" This sentence was said by Xu Lening, and when he read these two words, it seemed that he had tasted them with the tip of his tongue, so that almost everyone who listened to them felt like they were electrified.
Sure enough, someone scolded, ", Xu Lening, what are you doing with good and exuding medicinal properties?" ”
Xu Lening hooked the corner of his left lip, his eyes blinked slightly, he was like a skilled hunter, laying a seamless trap, just waiting for the stupid prey to come to the door, "I'm just thinking about it casually, why do you have evil thoughts about me again?" Okay, I've been a vegetarian lately, so whether you want me to sleep or want to sleep with me, please wait. ”
"Damn, who's going to be slept with by you."
"Xu Dayi, your shameless index is higher."
Over the years, everyone knows that Xu Lening has never slept with his friends, and if he sleeps, he is not a friend, and no one knows how many of these friends are secretly thinking, probably only the person concerned knows.
Song Lin is one of them, he has liked Xu Lening for many years, so long that he sometimes forgets jì, he is used to getting along with him as a friend, it is not that he has not tried, Song Lin also imagined that he may be Xu Lening's last love when he was in high school. Once he drank wine and knew that Xu Lening was on the rooftop, so he ran up. He was all planned, rushed up to kiss the other party first, and after kissing the person, he would tell his heart. But when he really rushed to the other party, Song Lin looked at Xu Lening's angular and automatic face with three points of evil, but he couldn't do anything he wanted to do. Song Lin swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and a fire burned from the palm of his foot to the top of his head, before he mustered up the courage to say, "Le Ning, I'...... There's something to say. ”
Xu Lening raised his eyebrows, "Say." ”
"That"
Xu Lening's mobile phone rang, he made an embarrassed expression, and then picked up the phone, "Beibei, miss me?" With whom? Why don't you just be with me, what do you want? He's my best friend, how could I have had a leg with him and slept with him? God, what are you thinking, I grew up with him, and I can't get hard at all when I see each other's naked bodies, okay? Hey, Li Bei, you guess like this again, break up."
Song Lin looked at the sky at that time, and there was no trace of rain, otherwise he would have cried.
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Song Lin was very happy that his vampire had rejected Xu Lening, and felt as if his revenge had been avenged. However, immediately, Song Lin was a little crying and laughing.
Xi Deng was completely awake at this time and shrank on the sofa. His dinosaur hat was taken off and replaced by a birthday boy trumpet hat, the expression on his face was obviously a little nervous, his red eyes kept purring, but no matter how he turned, he could meet his eyes.
Due to Song Lin's compulsion, everyone is now sitting on the ground one meter away from the lamp and watching him, and then this scene still seems to frighten the vampire on the sofa a little.
Song Lin stood in the outer circle, looking at Xi Deng and feeling a little distressed, "Hey, don't scare him." ”
"It's really a daddy, no, don't worry."
"yes, don't worry."
Five minutes later, Song Lin saw a beautiful woman trick Xi Deng into her arms with a piece of cake and sat in her arms. The beauty was obviously surprised when she hugged Xi Deng, her mouth couldn't close, and she kept turning back to Song Lin and said, "Ahhhhhh Is it really edible? ”
Song Lin forced a smile, "You can give him a try." ”
Anyway, if it's not delicious, Xi Deng will lose his temper.
Song Lin didn't expect that after Xi Deng licked a bite of the cake, although he didn't lick the second bite, he did sit still in the arms of that beautiful woman, although he would hide when he touched his face, but he was indeed deceived by someone with a piece of cake.
Is this kid, who doesn't like blood now, and is starting to be attracted to something weird? It can't be that you are crooked, right?
Song Lin kept staring, counting when the lamp would start to struggle.
When he counted to the 145th second, he saw Xi Deng turn his head, his eyes saw himself, and his eyes as beautiful as red agate immediately lit up. Xi Deng stretched out a hand to Song Lin.
Song Lin was about to walk over, when he found that the hand was held by another person.
Xu Lening bent down and smiled, "Xi Deng, why are you reaching out to your uncle?" Do you want a red envelope? ”