Chapter 30: Dafa for Intellectual Disability is Good

Rong Han performed Chopin's classic piece "Etude in E major", which was originally a piano piece, but when played on the violin, there was no sense of disobedience.

There is a quiet moonlight on the stage here, comfortable and beautiful, and several people in the audience can't feel it at all.

Xiao Xuan asked lightly: "Is he chasing you?" ”

Shui Qingyuan nodded stunnedly: "En." ”

Xiao Xuan asked again: "Do you know? ”

Rong Han confessed to her, she did refuse at that time, but the junior brother's set of reasoning made her speechless, yes, he chased her, it was his business, as long as it didn't bother her, she was not qualified to question what he did.

Shui Qingyuan nodded.

Xiao Xuan frowned slightly: "Then do you like him?" ”

This question is really a bit explicit, and the other three people in the 2333 dormitory feel that the high/tide is coming, is there about to make a great confession of the century?

Shui Qingyuan shook his head.

Xiao Xuan's brows furrowed a little more: "Don't you refuse?" ”

"There's no reason for me to refuse him."

In Xiao Xuan's opinion, Shui Qingyuan has a good impression of this boy, otherwise she would not have refused this boy's pursuit when she knew that this boy liked her.

Thinking of this, Xiao Xuan's mood was a little stuffy.

Xiao Xuan, who has always been in love, made the people around him obviously feel that he was in a bad mood.

He instinctively disgusted Shui Qingyuan's approach, and said directly: "It's wrong for you to do this." ”

Shui Qingyuan knew what Xiao Xuan meant by this, but she didn't want to explain, he felt that her behavior of not taking the initiative or refusing to just accept it silently was very bad, this should not be what a principled girl should do, in other words, this is what only a green tea does.

She's not a green tea, but she does what a green tea does.

Knowing that Senior Brother Xiao had someone he liked, he still approached him again and again, and said such ambiguous words, Shui Qingyuan had no way to refute it at the moment.

She was a little aggrieved, she stood there without speaking, and the atmosphere was a little stiff for a while.

The other three people in the 2333 dormitory were some of the onlookers.

What's going on? Why is it different from what was said in the script? What is this God unfolding?

"Senior Brother Xiao, you have someone you like, what are you doing with me?"

Shui Qingyuan's brain circuit is very simple, maybe because of the aggrieved love, the last trace of the girl's reserve has been suppressed, and at this moment she can't care about any face, and directly asked the question she wants to ask the most.

Since she has a sweetheart, why do you want to disturb her pool of spring water.

Xiao Xuan didn't quite understand her question, is there any direct relationship between the two?

Because he was thinking about her words, he didn't answer for a few seconds, Shui Qingyuan thought he had nothing to say, so he directly said what he thought in his heart: "If you don't like me, don't talk to me." ”

my sister! 2333 The rest of the dormitory applauded.

According to the plot of the idol drama, this is the rhythm of being together!

They continued to watch and eat melons in the front row.

Xiao Xuan was silent for a few seconds, and then asked a question he wanted to ask.

It can be seen that he is really confused about this issue.

"Are you mentally retarded?" I don't like what you're talking about here?

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Shui Qingyuan spent at least two minutes digesting Xiao Xuan's question, and he asked her if she was mentally retarded! He asked her if she was mentally retarded! He asked her if she was mentally retarded! He asked her yes! No! Be! Wisdom! Obstruct!

the groove.

Being asked by his own male god and the person he likes if he is mentally retarded, I'm afraid few girls have experienced it.

Shui Qingyuan was very unfortunate to experience it.

She said she wanted to kill herself.

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2333 The heart roared in the dormitory, this is not the same as saying yes! What a development is this?

Male god, can you be a little more venomous! Is this how you face such a beautiful junior sister! You deserve to be single for 10,000 years!

Shui Qingyuan smiled lightly: "Okay, I'm mentally retarded." ”

After she said this, she turned and left the studio.

It wasn't until her figure completely disappeared into the studio that Xiao Xuan turned around and asked the three people in his bedroom: "What's wrong with her?" ”

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The male god has lived for twenty years, and he has never been exposed to the emotional aspect, so it is understandable that they have low emotional intelligence, but it is not scientific to be low like this.

They thought that this kind of man with low emotional intelligence would only appear in TV series, this question is too outlined to answer.

Brother Monkey raised his forehead and said, "Male god, confess." ”

"What?"

"Confess to my sister." Brother Monkey repeated, "I'm 100% sure that she will definitely promise you." ”

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Ah Hua looked at Shui Qingyuan in disbelief, and asked again, "What did you say?" ”

Shui Qingyuan opened a pair of big eyes as clear as a fawn: "He asked me if I was mentally retarded." ”

Ah Hua tilted her head: "??? ”

She knew that Shui Qingyuan's IQ was not high, but it should not be as good as Cheng DΓΉ, who was mentally retarded.

"Is this the new flirtatious girl*?" A-Yuan asked.

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Ah Hua was a little sad and helped her forehead: "It seems that I still can't keep up with this era, you young people are too good at playing." ”

Shui Qingyuan has no loveless face: "Am I out of love?" ”

Ah Yuan stepped forward and patted Shui Qingyuan's shoulder: "Let's go, go eat Malatang to calm down." ”

"It's going to be fat."

Ah Hua roared: "I'm afraid! Piece! Fart! Psychological trauma to be filled with the stomach know no! ”

Shui Qingyuan suddenly remembered: "Ah, that junior just asked me to have supper, and I forgot about it when I was angry." ”

"Tsk, if it weren't for that junior brother Xiao Xuan, would he have scolded you for being mentally retarded? If I want to block him for sure, let's go, I didn't eat dinner today, and the baby is starving. ”

The three of them went out to eat spicy hot, during which Ah Hua kept trying to tell jokes to make Shui Qingyuan happy, but Shui Qingyuan, who was famous for his heartlessness on weekdays, couldn't laugh at all at the moment.

Ah Hua also admitted defeat: "Originally, it was sad enough to have Aru in the dormitory, but now there is another you." ”

Ah Yuan patted Ah Hua's head vigorously: "Not all lovelorn people are like this!" If you have the ability, don't fall out of love, if you fall out of love, I'll set off firecrackers downstairs in the dormitory, see if you can laugh or not. ”

"Ah Yuan, firecrackers are not allowed in the school, and you will be arrested as a reactionary by the aunt in charge of the dormitory."

"Hua Yunchen, you are enough, you deserve to be single for 10,000 years."

Ah Hua stopped: "I won't say it, I suddenly feel that men really don't have a good thing, and light will make us sad." ”

She didn't say this very loudly, but it was not a whisper, and at this moment, the couples under the 11 buildings looked at Ah Hua unconsciously, and the parties shrank their necks weakly.

Ah Yuan was a little worried about Aru at the moment: "I don't know what Aru is doing now?" She's been getting more and more late lately. ”

"Heal your wounds." Ah Hua said, "Aru is originally that kind of character, and he would rather hide in the corner alone and cry than say his sadness." ”

Ah Yuan sighed slightly.

As he spoke, he walked to the spicy stall, Shui Qingyuan sat down heroically and shouted, "Auntie! Bring me a lettuce! A serving of tofu! One serving of rice tofu! A skewer of tenderloin! Let's make noodles! ”

Ah Hua looked at Shui Qingyuan with some admiration: "Awesome, you can eat so much if you lose your love." ”

Shui Qingyuan snorted: "I'm going to turn all my sorrow into an appetite!" ”

"Are you out of love?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice rang out.

Shui Qingyuan felt that something was wrong, and when he looked back, it was indeed Wei Ziran.

This woman is so ghostly. Shui Qingyuan has some support.

Wei Ziran sat down next to her and said with a smile: "I really heard good news. ”

Shui Qingyuan rolled his eyes and ignored Wei Ziran, Ah Hua was a little uneven, and said to Wei Ziran angrily: "What's your business with falling out of love." ”

Wei Ziran raised her eyebrows: "What do you want to eat, I'll invite you." ”

"No need." Shui Qingyuan directly refused.

When she saw Wei Ziran like this, she especially wanted to tell Wei Ziran, you woman! You've been ntr by your man! You're still laughing at me here! You idiot!

But she held back.

"What's the big deal about falling out of love." Wei Ziran smiled lightly, "Eating, singing, shopping, tired for a day and then falling asleep, the next day there will be nothing." ”

Shui Qingyuan pouted: "You seem to have fallen out of love." ”

Wei Ziran shrugged: "I lost it, and it was the one who was dumped hard." ”

Shui Qingyuan didn't believe that a queen like Wei Ziran would be dumped by a man, and what did Wei Ziran mean by this? Are you comforting her?

"Although I regard you as an opponent, you are not an enemy, we have no grievances, and I am not so bad." Wei Ziran knew what she was thinking and explained.

Shui Qingyuan looked away, and changed the topic with a little weakness: "You are, how did you fall out of love?" It's okay if you don't want to say it. ”

Wei Ziran seemed to fall into memory: "He was my first love, I gave him everything, but in the second year of high school, he wanted to go abroad, I tried my best to keep him, he said that he didn't want to delay me or broke up, but after he went abroad for a month, he got a new girlfriend." ”

is such a short paragraph, as if there is a lot of heartache and despair hidden, Shui Qingyuan doesn't know what kind of mental journey Wei Ziran has gone through, so that she can tell her story without sadness at this time as if it were someone else's story.

Wei Ziran patted her shoulder: "A girl who falls out of love once will grow up once, congratulations on growing up." ”

Shui Qingyuan pouted, what kind of comfort is this.

"What reason did Senior Brother Xiao use to dump you?" Wei Ziran asked.

Shui Qingyuan rolled her eyes, and she knew that she was still here to laugh at her: "He said I was mentally retarded. ”

Wei Ziran blinked, obviously unable to digest her words, and asked again uncertainly: "What did you say?" ”

"I said, he said I was mentally retarded."

Wei Ziran, who is usually a terrible iceberg, Queen Wei, is about to come out with tears of laughter at this moment, she holds her stomach and keeps laughing, just like eating Xuanmai and can't stop at all, Shui Qingyuan looked at Wei Ziran a little speechlessly, and silently despised her a hundred times in her heart, knowing that this woman is still such a nasty character.

Wei Ziran wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes: "Hahahahahaha, Shui Qingyuan, are you stupid." ”

Shui Qingyuan nodded: "Yes, I'm mentally retarded." ”

Wei Ziran calmed down her breath and knocked Shui Qingyuan's head: "I didn't mean that, I mean, do you think he dumped you just because of Xiao Xuan's words?" ”

There are some reasons for this, Shui Qingyuan didn't want to say anything, and nodded perfunctorily.

"Fool." Wei Ziran shook her head, "The boy will say this because you don't understand his heart, do you think that only the heart of a girl is difficult to guess?" It's hard to guess a boy's heart, and sometimes you don't understand why he did it, and he will be speechless, why he did so much and you still don't understand it. ”

Shui Qingyuan was a little unconvinced: "But he scolded me for being mentally retarded." ”

"In my opinion, retarded is about the same as a fool." Wei Ziran said, "It's just a buzzword, if you're serious, you'll lose." ”

Shui Qingyuan blinked: "So? Maybe I'm not out of love? ”

Wei Ziran spread his hands: "You should ask him specifically, after all, I am not him." ”

Shui Qingyuan's spicy tang had already been cooked, and she generously pushed the bowl in front of Wei Ziran: "Please eat, and you can help me analyze and analyze it." ”

Wei Ziran looked at the bowl of Malatang with some disdain: "Just send me away with a bowl of Malatang?" I'm not that cheap. ”

Shui Qingyuan felt that he was going to look at Wei Ziran differently, he used to think that Wei Ziran was a woman with a bad personality and would only pretend to be cold, every time she saw her, she looked like she was high up and couldn't kill everyone in seconds, but she didn't expect to be so cute at a critical moment.

"Two bowls, no more."

Wei Ziran sneered: "No matter how much it is, it's useless, I lose weight and don't eat Malatang." ”

Shui Qingyuan asked her, "Are you leaving?" ”

"Or else? I was going to laugh at you, but it was so disappointing to me. Wei Ziran waved her hand, "Malatang, you can eat it yourself, I wish you to eat a big fat man, and then you will really be dumped by Xiao Xuan, so that I can laugh at you openly." ”

Shui Qingyuan immediately put the spicy tang in front of Ah Hua.

"Do you have to say it so ugly?" Shui Qingyuan pursed her lips, obviously with a good heart, and cursed her for making herself look like an old witch.

Wei Ziran raised her head coldly: "That's just my sympathy for girls." After saying that, he turned around and walked away.

It wasn't until she walked far away that Wei Ziran held her forehead with some annoyance, she thought that Shui Qingyuan's sad appearance was really out of love, and she wanted to comfort her with some kindness.

As a result, the mentally retarded is that IQ, and the stupid sadness is there.

It's really a waste of effort, Wei Ziran felt that what she did today was a bit of a damage to her image, and secretly told sΓΉ that she couldn't do it next time.

Ah Hua and Ah Yuan kept silently watching these two people talking, and it wasn't until Wei Ziran left that they said to Shui Qingyuan: "I didn't expect Wei Ziran to be this kind of goddess. ”

"yes." Shui Qingyuan also nodded.

may not have a good impression when they first met, so the 1111 dormitory has always regarded Wei Ziran as a villain in that kind of TV series, but now it seems that there are so many villains.

Shui Qingyuan suddenly said: "I feel that I am about to fall in love with Wei Ziran. ”

Ah Hua smacked her lips: "Shui Qingyuan, you are definitely M, a proper M." ”

"Then should I ask Senior Brother Xiao for clarification?" Shui Qingyuan suddenly thought, "Ask him if he said that I am mentally retarded sincerely." ”

"You're stupid." Ah Yuan rolled his eyes, feeling that what Xiao Xuan said was really right, Shui Qingyuan was a mentally retarded person with a capital letter, "Of course you want to find out whether Senior Brother Xiao likes you or not." ”

Ah Hua echoed: "Yes, the person that Senior Brother Xiao likes may be you." ”

Shui Qingyuan was a little unconvinced: "Then why didn't he tell me directly?" ”

Ah Yuan: "Maybe it's because Senior Brother Xiao is also mentally retarded." ”

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Ah Yuan added: "I mean, Senior Brother Xiao may be like you, he has never been in a relationship, so his EQ is very low. ”

Everyone nodded, it was indeed possible.

So is the next step to verify whether Senior Brother Xiao is mentally retarded?

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"Male god, are you going to confess with such a bouquet of flowers?"

He Yongxu looked at Xiao Xuan with some disdain, it was the first time he looked at Xiao Xuan with such contemptuous eyes.

Xiao Xuan moved his eyes from Taobao to He Yongxu, and asked rhetorically, "Then what should I do?" ”

He Yongxu, who was forced by his sister to watch all Taiwanese, Thai and Korean idol dramas since he was a child, can be said to have a lot of information about confession, although he has not actually done it, but it is more than enough to talk on paper, so he pretended to think and said: "You can confess there in Xinghu Square." ”

"How do you confess?"

"It's easy." He Yongxu was very excited, as if he was confessing to himself, "You just buy fireworks for a few hundred yuan, and then put the fireworks in a heart shape, stand in the middle of the heart shape, and then trick Senior Sister Shui over." ”

Niang Niang said lightly: "Fireworks are prohibited in the school. ”

"Oh, yes." He Yongxu lowered his head and thought again, "Or ask her to go to the bar and sing her a song." ”

Niangniang said lightly: "Let's not talk about the male god, He Yongxu, have you ever been to the bar?" ”

"I haven't been there, my mother has taught me since I was a child that I can't go there, what if I get drugged at that time?"

"I don't know if you were drugged or not, I'm just worried that the male god and Senior Sister Shui will be drugged when they go to the bar."

He Yongxu lowered his head and thought again: "Then buy a dozen hydrogen balloons, and then write 'I like you' on them?" "He's not sure about this idea himself.

Niangniang stopped talking directly, and Xiao Xuan didn't speak either.

He Yongxu smiled: "Okay, it's too old-fashioned." ”

At this time, Wang Zhi, who was in LOL, suddenly said: "It's better to make a program, and run it with the words 'I like you'." ”

An engineering man is an engineering man, and the confessions are so advanced, Xiao Xuan asked, "What software do you use?" ”

"C, DXP, UV4, MCU, anything goes, anyway, it's a tall thing for Senior Sister Shui." Wang Zhi said without hesitation.

Xiao Xuan suddenly thought of Shui Qingyuan looking at him operating the instrument with that kind of adoring eyes, she seemed to have always felt that the kind of thing she couldn't understand was the highest.

If he wrote a program, like Descartes, and confessed to her with something she thought was high, right?

He Yongxu felt that Brother Zhi was demolishing his platform, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Now engineering men use this set, and the male god also uses this set to get out." ”

Wang Zhi kicked the ball directly to He Yongxu: "When I didn't say it, you can continue to think about it." After saying that, he put on his headphones and continued to fight.

Bedroom 2333 fell silent again.

"Then use a single-chip microcomputer, male god, you write a program to come out, and then make an LED display, and give it to Senior Sister Shui when the time comes." Niangniang said, "As soon as she saw those detours of the components and programs, she felt wow, so advanced, and then after the LED showed the confession of love, tears instantly burst out of her eyes, tsk, so moved." ”

Xiao Xuan frowned: "As for crying?" ”

Niangniang smacked her lips: "You don't understand this, the more she cries, the more moved she is, if you can make her cry all night, it is estimated that the marriage proposal will be successful, you don't see that the women who propose marriage on the Internet are crying messily." ”

There is some truth to that.

"Okay, then I'll start writing."

"Come on, male god."

He Yongxu felt that he was moving out of dormitory 2333 because there was no place for him to stay.

Brother Zhi doesn't love him anymore, Niangniang ignores him, and the male god is about to get rid of the single.

He was suddenly very sad and sad in his heart.