The cinema on Christmas Eve, full of the smell of *.

Brother Monkey rushed out of the crowd with three movie tickets and said to Niangniang: "I have a lot of Nima, have you bought popcorn and Coke?" ”

Wang Zhi shook the Coke and popcorn in his hand, and Niangniang handed him the cup of Brother Monkey and asked him, "What movie tickets did you buy?" ”

"I don't know, I bought it for 13 yuan 8 today, it seems to be a love movie." Brother Monkey didn't watch it carefully, anyway, it's Christmas Eve today, it's not bad to follow the mainstream idea of watching love movies, isn't Niangniang the most favorite to watch this type of film.

Wang Zhi didn't want to see it: "Ah, I'll fall asleep." ”

Brother Monkey waved his hand indifferently: "It's not a loss to sleep for more than an hour." ”

The three big men are particularly eye-catching in a group of couples, are there any girls who glance at them, Brother Monkey's inner narcissism came up again, scratching his head and posing in a pose that he thought was very handsome, waiting for the group of girls to come forward and talk.

Unfortunately, no one came forward to talk to them, although they did stand out.

The ticket inspection has begun, and the three people walked towards the ticket gate with the ticket, Brother Monkey has the best eyesight, and when he looked at a large piece of human head in front of him, he accurately found two extremely familiar back of the head.

"Damn, look at whether that's a male god and a junior sister!" Brother Monkey pointed to the back of the two incomparably familiar heads to show the other two.

Niangniang fixed her eyes and looked at it, although the back of the person's head looks similar, but she has known a person for a long time, and she can indeed recognize the other party just by looking at the back of her head.

Wang Zhi wears glasses, but his eyesight is not as good as Brother Monkey and Niangniang, and after their fingers, it is confirmed that it is indeed a male god.

Brother Monkey smacked his lips: "What kind of fate is this, born with a light bulb physique?" ”

Niangniang didn't care too much: "It's good to pretend that you didn't see it, anyway, there are people around, and they don't necessarily see us." ”

The three of them reached an agreement, but I don't know if they were too tacit or intentional or unintentional, in short, the footsteps have been following the two people in front of them.

"Senior Sister Shui knew that she was carefully dressed up today." Brother Monkey sighed.

"Nonsense, how can you go out on a date without dressing up?" Niangniang rolled her eyes, "I don't know what movie they watched?" What hall are we? ”

"Uh, Hall 2."

Then, they saw Xiao Nanshen and Senior Sister Shui walking into Hall 2, Brother Monkey twitched the corners of his mouth, Xiao Nanshen is not so stingy, he actually took his girlfriend out on a date for the first time just to watch a 13 8 special movie?

When he walked into the hall, Brother Monkey and the three of them couldn't see the shadows of Senior Brother Xiao and Senior Sister Shui, he looked left and right, but unfortunately this hall was too big and didn't find it.

"We're row eight." Niangniang said, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing in a daze, come here." ”

The seats of the three people are serialized, and after they sit down, they find that the two familiar backs of their heads are in the front row, Brother Monkey really thinks that God is playing him this time, he has a bad problem with watching movies, that is, he likes to complain very much, and he usually watches and complains by himself in the bedroom, but it is very annoying to chirp like a sparrow in the movie theater, Brother Monkey knows this fact, but he can't help it every time, and now it's good, even if they charter the venue, they can't speak, because his voice is too recognizable, The male god will definitely find out.

The three of them, you look at me, I look at you, and soon came to a tacit conclusion: by the end of the movie, they are mute.

At this time, Shui Qingyuan in the front row suddenly spoke, she turned her head, and the three of them saw her beautiful side face and curled long eyelashes clearly, her voice was soft, but the three people with good hearing still heard what she said: "Thank you, senior brother, I have always wanted to watch this movie." ”

The three of them immediately understood, it turned out that it was not the special ticket bought by Xiao Nanshen, but Senior Sister Shui wanted to watch this love movie.

The publicity of this love movie is very good, more than a month before the release, there are all kinds of films, plus although the movie is a romantic comedy, but the star coffee positions in it are bigger than the other, there are popular little fresh meat, there are also goddess-level Hua Dan, and there are old-timers in the film industry to join, and the average little girl is already ready to move.

The ad on the big screen has been played, and the next thing is the feature film.

"I don't understand why girls like this kind of appearance nowadays, obviously a steely man like me is handsome." Brother Monkey looked at the enlarged face of the little fresh meat on the screen, a little indignant, the powder beat was about to catch up with anemia, there was no acne at all, the chin was smooth and he couldn't see that he had a beard, just like a girl, what was there to see, I didn't understand what those girls were screaming.

Shui Qingyuan in the front row was also a nymphomaniac, with starry eyes: "So handsome!" ”

Every girl has a dream of stardom, Shui Qingyuan once fantasized in her heart, assuming that one day, she enters that circle, and she can be the same as a female star, wearing gorgeous dresses, putting on exquisite makeup, and standing against such a handsome male star, how happy it is.

Maybe it's vanity, or maybe it's the common idea in the hearts of girls, even if they understand that there are so many unclean things in that circle, they still want to step in and give it a try.

Xiao Xuan coughed: "Is it handsome?" ”

Shui Qingyuan turned his head to look at Xiao Xuan, his face was expressionless when he asked this, and now he was also expressionless when he was waiting for her answer, so Shui Qingyuan was not sure if he was jealous.

"yes." Shui Qingyuan nodded honestly.

Xiao Xuan didn't speak anymore and continued to stare at the big screen.

And Brother Monkey Niangniang and Wang Zhi in the back row were not interested in this movie, Wang Zhi simply took out his mobile phone and turned down the brightness to play the game.

"You give me a word, have you ever loved me?" The heroine and the male protagonist on the screen are in a cold war, and many days later the heroine asks the male protagonist this question with red eyes.

Brother Monkey complained: "Is there something wrong with this woman, it's obvious love, or this man would even disobey his mother's orders for her." ”

And the actor on the screen is obviously not as upright as Brother Monkey, so he sneered and asked: "You ask me?" ”

The heroine's tears dripped down her cheeks, and her tone was unsteady: "I feel now, maybe you love me, but you love yourself more." ”

Brother Monkey complained again: "Isn't this woman talking nonsense?" Of course, people love themselves the most, and how can they love others if they don't love themselves. ”

The actor was expressionless: "Whatever you think." After speaking, he picked up his coat and walked out of the hotel room.

Brother Monkey couldn't help it: ", two mentally retarded!" Retarded! ”

Niangniang reminded in a low voice: "Brother Monkey, be calm, this is not a bedroom, and you will be discovered by the male god if you are so loud." ”

I don't understand that Brother Monkey has watched so many idol dramas since he was a child, isn't it necessary for the hero and heroine to have no brains? Why haven't you gotten used to this setting yet?

Brother Monkey hurriedly covered his mouth and complained silently in his heart.

This movie is a love movie, so it's normal to have parts that are not suitable for children, the hero and heroine kiss and start to take it off, and take it off and go to bed, and then there is Rong Nai who is too old to watch it under the age of eighteen.

At this time, there were small sighs in the movie theater, and there were also bold couples who began to kiss, I don't know if it was because of the butterfly effect, one couple began to kiss, and many couples also began to kiss.

Anyway, everyone knows that they are not doing what they should do in public, so they are simply not afraid, and they don't panic about collective crimes.

Niangniang, who was sitting between Brother Monkey and Wang Zhi, usually felt for the first time that it was so Alexander sitting next to his two roommates.

There is a couple in the back, even if there is a couple, they also make a special slug saliva, and the mother's face is red when she hears it, and she hates herself for being so innocent for the first time that she can't stand this kind of scene.

Brother Monkey is much calmer than Niangniang, and he still has time to talk nonsense with him: "Do you say that the male god and the junior sister will be able to?" ”

Niangniang: "You are in charge of people's homes." ”

"Hey, we have lived together for two years, how can we say that we are also a family, why can't we manage this?" Brother Monkey asked rhetorically, suddenly felt that something was wrong with Niangniang, and poked him, "What's wrong with you?" Why is it stiff? ”

Wang Zhi continued to play his entertainment calmly, unaware of the situation at the scene.

Brother Monkey's IQ is not very high, but in this case, his brain is unusually flexible: ", aren't you shy!" ”

Niangniang almost tore Brother Monkey's mouth: "You be quiet!" ”

"Oooh." Brother Monkey shut up, and then touched the mother dishonestly, "Are you really shy?" I thought you were just pretending to like watching innocent movies on the surface, but I didn't expect you to be so innocent. ”

"He Yongxu, I'll settle accounts with you when I get out."

Brother Monkey stopped ridiculing and changed the topic: "Why do you say that the male god doesn't know how to look at the atmosphere, won't this atmosphere be sent out after kissing for the first kiss?" ”

Everyone in the 2333 bedroom knows that although Xiao Nanshen is handsome and has a large number of followers, he has been silently waiting for the appearance of true love for so many years, although Xiao Nanshen himself rolls his eyes at the word "Shou Ruyu", but they all know that the male god is still an innocent little virgin, and he kept it all well on the first kiss and first night, leaving it to his future wife.

Regardless of whether Senior Sister Shui is the future wife or not, but now Senior Sister Shui is the most qualified person to have the pure body of Xiao Male God.

Niangniang didn't want to speak, and she regretted a little why she knew He Yongxu, a fool.

Just when He Yongxu sighed, the heads of Xiao Nanshen and Senior Sister Shui suddenly came together, and he didn't know what to say, the voice was too small for him to hear clearly, but after a few seconds, Xiao Nanshen made a move that made He Yongxu extremely shocked and admired.

He reached out and grabbed the back of Senior Sister Shui's head, and then sent his lips over.

Looking at the two overlapping heads, He Yongxu thought to himself, must have been kissed, right?