090 If you say something, if you don't accept it, you will be bitten
After New Year's Day, after more than half a month of devilish study, Liang Xia finally ended his hellish life and excitedly ushered in the winter vacation.
On the day of the holiday, she got the test results, who knew that Shen Yi was more anxious than her, and she knew the results two days in advance, but she just pretended not to know, hanging her appetite.
In fact, she didn't care about her grades at all, but she didn't dare to tell Shen Yi, and the province was exchanged for his complaint, you don't care about me so much? She found that the guy always had a way to soften her heart, and she just couldn't stand his bitter and complaining look.
Liang Xia took the transcript, looked at the scores of each subject listed on it, and angrily crumpled the transcript and threw it into the trash.
Shen Yi slowly took out one from Wen Jiàn's folder and threw it on the table in front of her, in exchange for her angry glare, "I said, I don't want to watch, I don't want to watch!" ”
Shen Yi stretched out two fingers and buckled the tabletop, his cold eyes scraped towards her, and he smiled coldly, "You throw, then throw, throw it casually, I have made more than 100 copies, and I'm afraid that you won't throw it away!" ”
Liang Xia's chest rose and fell, panting heavily, looking at his cold black eyes, and glaring back fiercely, "I said that I would take a cheat sheet, which Cheng thought that this would be so much, and he was able to get it." I'm out of luck! ”
"You're still reasonable, aren't you? The results of more than a month of hard work were ruined by this indifferent cheat sheet that you thought was! What kind of brain do you have? Tofu brain? "She's angry, he's even angrier than her! Thinking of the good things this girl has done, he is so angry that his stomach hurts.
Originally, she had the worst grades in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and she actually passed the exam this time, but she usually got the best grades in history, but she took a big duck egg, the reason was that this dead girl made a cheat sheet and was caught by the teacher.
As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't wait to step forward and strangle her, and see that she still had the righteous virtue that I was not wrong with, and she would not change her nature!
Liang Xia was angry and took the case, "You are only tofu brain, your whole family is tofu brain!" Hey, the old lady is happy to be like this, she just likes big duck eggs, what's wrong with you, don't accept it, there's a kind of come and bite me! ”
Shen Yi rubbed his aching eyebrows, suppressed the anger in his heart, got up suddenly, clasped the back of her head, and bit her mouth hard.
Liang Xia was stunned by his sudden action, and she didn't come back to her senses until there was a hot pain on her lips, but the culprit had already sat back, took a sip of tea elegantly, and saw her stupid gaze, raised her eyebrows and smiled wickedly, "You said, if you don't accept it, I will bite you!" "I didn't accept it, so I bitten!
Liang Xia clasped the edge of the table tightly with both hands, glared at him angrily with round eyes, and stepped on ten thousand grass and mud horses in his heart.
The owner of the leisure cottage came over with refreshments, and saw that one of the two was glaring angrily, and the other was leisurely drinking tea, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, he smiled and shook his head helplessly.
This young couple has been soaking in his leisurely cottage almost every day for more than a month, and he sees the boy's * drowning in girls, and every time a girl gets angry and messes with him, he has always been tolerant and indulgent.
This time is no exception, don't look at them arguing fiercely now, the boys will have to surrender in a while, what is this called, this is the masters, the pure masters who will hurt their daughters-in-law.
The boss went back to the bar and shared his thoughts with his wife, who gave him a look and said, "Why are you so gossipy, you are in charge of other people's houses?" Glancing over there, he continued, "I don't see, you don't see how gloomy the boy's face is, as if he was going to eat the girl." ”
When the boss heard this, there was a black line on his face, hello, you don't gossip, you can even see people's expressions clearly!
It's a pity that he is a "tracheitis" and dares to be angry but dare not speak.
Liang Xia pulled her schoolbag in a huff, rushed out of the hut without looking back, and the sliding door was smashed by her, and she swayed for a long time before stopping.
The boss saw that Shen Yi was still sitting in place and drinking tea elegantly and leisurely, with no anxiety at all and no intention of getting up, so he couldn't help frowning two thick eyebrows. hi book network
This kid doesn't give him back so much, just after praising him, he is now splashing water. The proprietress who was wiping the bar also stopped curiously, threw away the rag, and handed her husband a look, what's going on?
The boss shrugged in confusion, how do I know!
The proprietress squeezed her eyebrows at him, you go and investigate!
The boss lowered his face, and then received a fierce glaring from the boss's wife, and stepped forward to ask.
He made Shen Yi a small pot of hot tea again, pretending to be unintentional and asked, "I saw the little girl running away angrily, why don't you chase it?" Girls need to be coaxed, she is angry again, as long as you say something good, coax her well, she will definitely smile. ”
Uncle Shen Yi picked up the teacup, slowly blew the hot air curling above the teacup, smelled the refreshing fragrance of tea, gently rested the teacup on the table again, and said faintly, "Sometimes a woman can't get used to her, she can * her, love her, and indulge her, but she can't get used to her." This habit will get used to some bad things, which will hurt her. ”
The boss was choked and speechless for a while, but nodded happily in agreement. He ran over and relayed Shen Yi's words to his wife, and the proprietress pouted disappreciatively, "When a man can't get his wife, in order to save face, this is his best excuse." ”
The boss considers the problem from a man's point of view, and he disagrees with what his wife said, "I don't think so, women just can't get used to it, that's right!" I raise my hands in approval! ”
The proprietress was angry, touched her hands on her apron, stepped forward and grabbed the placket of his clothes, her face showed a fierce light, and she gritted her teeth and said, "What do you mean by this?" In fact, this is what you have always wanted to say in your heart, right, you have wanted to resist for a long time, right, but you don't have a chance, and now you are catching up, so you insinuate what you want? ”
The boss inadvertently glanced at Shen Yi's disdainful eyes, his old face turned red, and he was very ashamed, he was looked down upon by a hairy child, he really lived more and more.
He closed his eyes, his heart was crossed, he desperately tore open his wife's big bear paws, and said without fear of death, "What's the matter, you, don't go too far, this is in the store, not at home, what is the noise, go home and say something." ”
The proprietress became even more popular, and greeted the boss with both hands and legs, "It's against you!" ”
There were few customers in the store, except for Shen Yi, there were only two teams of couples left. When they saw the fierce appearance of the proprietress, they hurriedly checked out and left.
In the empty hut, one sat silently by the window, sipping his tea without caring about himself, while the other two were in a mess on the ground. Of course, the boss of the group on the ground, and the boss lady who is responsible for fighting.
Suddenly, the door was vigorously pushed open from the outside, and a cold wind followed in, making the two people who were in a ball shiver at the same time and woke up.
Shen Yi looked at the familiar figure at the door who was wrapped in a dumpling, and the smile between his eyebrows and eyes became even deeper.
"Shen Yi, the old lady will give you five seconds, and if you don't come out after five seconds, I'll let Dudu remarry!" Liang Xia crossed her hands on her hips and came back with a fierce killing, seeing that the guy was still drinking tea, the resentment that she had finally extinguished just now appeared again.
Just now, in order to put out the fire, she froze outside for more than ten minutes, and now her hands and feet are numb, this guy is good, it's quite comfortable, can she balance her heart.
"You dare!" Shen Yi smiled and put the teacup on the table, but did not make any movement to get up.
"Hmph, do you see if the old lady dare, that eunuch, not that gelding rabbit, I have long seen that it is not pleasing to the eye, just deal with it." Liang Xia snorted, ignored his threat, slammed the door and left. She came in a hurry, and walked in a hurry, looking at the two people lying together on the ground.
Shen Yi couldn't sit still any longer, settled the account, and chased after him in stride, without even looking at the two who almost broke up the family because of his words.
The boss and the proprietress looked at each other, which one is this singing?
At this time, the cashier, who had been nesting in the corner, moved, she pushed the big frame of eyes on her face, and said coldly, "Dad, Mom, everyone has reconciled, what kind of trouble are you doing?" Don't let me work part-time next time, I can't afford to lose that person! ”
“……”
Shen Yi walked out of the leisure hut, caught up with Liang Xia in a few steps, clasped her wrist tightly with his big palm, and a cold voice fell from the top of his head, "If you dare to change your companion for Dudu, I will slaughter those rabbit cubs." ”
Liang Xia shook his hand, didn't shake it off, and glared at him angrily, "You just bear it?" Don't forget that they are also the children of your gelding. ”
As soon as Shen Yi heard the word castration rabbit, an evil fire was inexplicably born in his heart, as if she was talking about herself, and his dignity as a man was deeply insulted.
"Rather than let them be bitten to death by their stepfather in the future, it is better to slaughter them now. And what is a gelding rabbit, it is only sterilized, and it is not a eunuch, they live in harmony with the couple, haven't you seen it? ”
Liang Xia's old face turned red when she heard this, she gritted her teeth and pointed at Shen Yi's nose and shouted, "Stinky shameless, stinky rascal, you, you ......"
Shen Yi narrowed his dangerous black eyes slightly, his cold eyes swept over her reddened little face, and grinded his back teeth, "Let me hear one more word, and I'll bite off your mouth!" He smiled coldly, revealing two rows of teeth that glowed coldly.
Liang Xia hurriedly covered his mouth, glared at him angrily, and protested silently, bastard, Wang Balamb, you know that you are a scoundrel, shameless!
Shen Yi seemed to be very satisfied with her dare not resist, and rubbed her cold little face with both hands, feeling distressed, she was thrown away by him again in the clouds.
He stretched out his arms around her shoulders and took her into his arms, his tone soft and gentle, "Next time, be angry with me, don't abuse yourself again, all your current qiē is mine, especially the body and mind!" ”
Liang Xia nestled in his warm arms, enjoying the love he gave under his domineering.
Her little face rubbed against his thick cotton clothes, a trace of cunning flashed in her clear eyes, a triumphant smile hung on the corner of her mouth, and she murmured softly, "En......"