After nearly half a month of non-stop running, Youyu finally looked at the gate of the Central Plains Pass, feeling both familiar and unfamiliar, it is his hometown and his forbidden place.

Youyu raised his hand to signal everyone to stop: "Everyone is tired, and rest for a while." ”

Looking at the city wall, Dahan couldn't help but sigh: "The city wall of the Central Plains is really tall, I can be regarded as an eye-opener, it is made of huge stones, it is not easy." ”

Mu Lang: "Not only high, but also very long, not only made of boulders, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is built with human blood mixed with mud, I heard that the city wall of the Central Plains was built by officers and soldiers whipping the people with whips and torture instruments, and I don't know how many white bones lie at the foot of the city." ”

Dahan was dumbfounded, feeling gloomy and terrible, and was indignant: "The emperor of the Central Plains is too cold-blooded and ruthless, and he is simply inhumane, how can such an emperor rule the world." ”

"Conquest by force," Youyu said in a salty and non-trivial manner, while taking out the disguise supplies carried in the package, "Shunchang is perishing, if you don't obey the slavery, you can only wait for death." ”

Dahan was even more puzzled: "What is 'slavery'?" ”

"It is unconditional to be a cow and a horse, and let the ruler drive it."

"Then why didn't the people turn against him?"

"Before the people were completely angered, the uprising of the people was a blow to a stone with an egg, and they were beyond their strength. In short, after entering the Central Plains, say less about these words, otherwise you will be arrested. Remember that I told you about the punishment in the Central Plains, the five horses were divided into corpses, and Ling Chi was executed......"

Mu Lang stopped the fish: "Don't say it, it's all seeping when you listen to it." ”

"This section of the city wall is just a pass, and it will take more than half a month to get to the imperial capital Luzhou, so I won't tell you that I am a wanted criminal in the Central Plains..."

This sentence was said too late, and the men were dumbfounded.

Youyu lowered his head slightly, he didn't want to say it to worry everyone, but he had to let everyone know his dangerous identity and be on guard, "I need to dress up in disguise, and I must not let the officials of the court recognize me, otherwise I will, cough cough, five horses will be divided into corpses, and Ling Chi will be executed..."

Mu Lang took the messy powder and grease in Youyu's hand, mixed the mud under his feet to wipe Youyu's face into Bao Gong's face, and then traced Youyu's lips with an eyebrow pencil, and pasted a dog skin plaster on his face.

Mu Lang couldn't help laughing: "Haha, isn't this good, who would dare to look at you when you cry ugly." ”

Through Mu Lang's eyes, a fish could see that a pair of large eyes on his dark face were unusually bright, and suddenly remembered a song - the brightest star in the night sky. Youyu sneered and sprayed Mu Lang's face. This appearance simply lowered the appearance of the entire team.

Mu Lang wiped the saliva off his face unhappily, and saw that there were some sun-dried grass leaves in the fish package, which is a kind of herb unique to Bei Gong to treat mouth sores, as long as you chew it in your mouth for an hour, the mouth sores can be cured, but the teeth may take ten days and a half to be green. Therefore, the girls would rather endure the pain of mouth sores than suffer ten days of green smiles.

"Haha, you're thoughtful, come on, chew more." Mu Lang gloated and held a handful of blades of grass to Youyu.

It doesn't matter if there is a fish, anyway, there is no idol baggage, so I grab a handful of grass and gnaw it, and I eat it with relish. (Hey, the protagonist has a baggage!) ）

"Come, Guo Tanfu, laugh one."

There is a fish with bared teeth, and the two rows of green teeth embedded in blades of grass seem to have just eaten the green worm and secreted green plasma, and the disgust is so disgusting that the stomach is making a fuss.

Mu Lang frowned tightly and covered his eyes with unbearable eyes: "Enough is enough, I can see that I have left a shadow in my heart." ”

"Hahahaha...... "Youyu looked up to the sky proudly and roared, "I'm invincible!" ”

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More than ten days later, Youyu finally arrived in Luzhou and entered the city on the grounds of business, and was approved after a trial. The officers and men who had the "demonic" face of the fish never wanted to look at it again after seeing it for the first time, and they were disgusted and asked the fish to wrap it in a veil so as not to affect the "appearance of the city."

Lucheng was prosperous and prosperous, and the men were dumbfounded, especially the few mountain-like bronze people and majestic palaces in the city, which were ten times larger than they imagined, and they did not want to believe that it was created by man, but rather believed that it was given by the gods.

The big man's face was naïve: "The Central Plains people are so small, is it really necessary to be so atmospheric?" ”

Youyu said proudly: "I told you that the strength of the Central Plains people is not measured by that, but by heart." ”

Mu Lang: "Don't look at it, let's find an inn to stay in first." ”

Youyu thought for a while and said: "After setting up the residence, we will separately inquire if the doctors in each pharmacy have any prescriptions for treating hemp, if not, we can only find a way to cheat the prescription from the imperial court doctor, time is urgent, don't be distracted." ”

The men said in unison: "Yes." ”

"Alas~" The bearded entourage ran back with a sad face, his face was swollen and his nose was bleeding, as if he had been beaten violently. "The people of the Central Plains are quite unreasonable, and they are beaten when they pee."

Youyu looks at him and is not lightly injured, and people who can't even beat him with a beard must be extraordinary, "You won't pee on people's heads, right?" ”

"I'm not so cheap, I'm sprinkled under a willow tree." The bearded man was very angry, but after thinking for a while, he asked, "Does the Central Plains regard the willow tree as a holy object and cannot be desecrated?" ”

Youyu shook his head depressedly: "No, although the willow tree is poetic, it won't be beaten if you pee on it." ”

The lady who was buying vegetables on the side laughed and asked the bearded man: "A young man from outside, but he was beaten by a fisherman?" ”

"Yes, yes, he was fishing on the side, and without saying a word, he rushed over and punched me, auntie, do you know who he is, and his kung fu is so good."

The eldest lady laughed: "If you spill urine on King Chen's tomb, he will naturally beat you." Under the willow tree buried the mound of King Chen's clothes, you were beaten by Feng Shangshu. ”

Feng Shangshu! Youyu felt uncomfortable for a while, which was an indescribable uncomfortable feeling. Youyu couldn't help but think of Feng Danmiao, but imaginary him was followed by a Mo Yilou.

"Feng Shangshu? Who is Shangshu? The bearded man wondered.

"Shangshu is the official of the imperial court who manages food and housing, and his surname is Feng, so he is called Feng Shangshu."

The bearded man exclaimed: "An official who is in charge of food and housing is so powerful, Da Yan is really talented, admire and admire." ”

Auntie: "You can't defeat him, of course, although he is in charge of food and housing, he is the founding general of Dayan, and he is still glorious despite defeat under him!" ”

Youyu sorted out his thoughts, first the bearded man peed on the Chenwang Tomb, and then he was beaten by Feng Danmiao. In addition to Feng Danmiao, who usually doesn't beat people on the battlefield, who is King Chen, is it important to him, what about Mo Yilou, could it be that he is looking at Qin Duchu and has a big carrot?

Youyu shook his head and restrained himself from thinking too much.

The bearded man asked curiously, "Is King Chen a relative of Feng Shangshu or a friend?" ”

I didn't think that the bearded man asked the doubts in his heart for himself, and Youyu didn't care about it on his face, but his body involuntarily leaned over and listened.

"If you talk about the relationship between him and King Chen, tsk, subtle..."The eldest lady's voice became smaller, looking left and right, for fear that passers-by would hear it.

Youyu and a group of people had to come to the eldest lady and listen quietly.

"You foreigners don't know that on the day King Chen died, Feng Shangshu crashed into a big tree, and since then his brain has not been very good, and he has been stupidly going to the river outside the city to fish all day long, depressed..." ”

There are fish innocently lying on the gun, pouting in frustration, and turning their backs very reluctantly, but they are squeezed out of the crowd by the big men. There are fish crowded everywhere, trying to find the voice of the eldest lady.

The eldest lady's eyes were clean, her heart was smooth, and she continued: "I think Feng Shangshu and King Chen have broken sleeves, but it's a pity, King Chen has a wife. ”

The bearded man roared: "Auntie, what is a broken sleeve?" ”

"Hey, why don't you foreigners understand this, you don't understand that, the broken sleeve is the meaning of two men falling in love."

Mu Lang laughed: "Hahaha, two men love each other? He's the founding general, so he has to be a peerless talent, right, haha! ”

The men burst out laughing.

"Hey, don't laugh so loudly."

The big men restrained themselves from laughing, and they must have "cried with joy" in their hearts.

Youyu angrily waved the big men one by one, "Hurry up and find a place to live, what are you laughing at, the king is still in a hurry!" ”

The men stopped laughing for a while, and turned back to seriousness.

Youyu's originally anxious mood is now more abrasive irritability, and he finds that in Feng Danmiao's eyes, he is really not the same thing. He has just been gone for less than two years, and he has never forgotten him, he actually became an idiot for a king of Chen who came out of nowhere, he is stupid, not stupid and hateful.

There are fish who want to relieve their anger, but their hearts are desolate.

――

A day passed, and the men asked all the doctors in the city, but they did not find a cure for the hemp. I heard a few doctors say that Fangzi is only available in the imperial court, and it is rumored that the imperial court is using the epidemic to fight a war and can capture the city without spending a single soldier, so Fangzi is not allowed to spread among the people.

The men were filled with righteous indignation when they heard this, this kind of stinginess is simply a degradation of human nature and no heavenly reason. It seems that we can only start from the Imperial Doctor.

Then there was a fish with the treasure to go to the Taiyi Mansion to bribe the Tai Doctor, although the makeup was ugly, but it looked like a Central Plains person, bribes and private prescriptions, even if it was found out, at least he would not be charged with treason and defection to the enemy. So everyone unanimously recommends that there are fish to come forward.

However, the imperial doctor accepted the treasure, but the prescription was not given, Laipi!

Youyu returned empty-handed, was ridiculed by the men, stole the chickens and lost the rice, and the wife and the soldiers.

Mu Lang crossed his waist indignantly: "If you don't eat the soft ones, you can only come to the hard ones." ”

Youyu: "What can you do?" ”

Mu Lang raised the corners of his mouth coldly: "Imperial Doctor Lu has an only son, we - kidnap for ransom!" Why do we have to talk to the people of the Central Plains, we must use obscene and despicable means, and they will eat this. ”

The men are very good at kung fu, and the Taiyi Mansion is all medical literati, so kidnapping and ransom should work. Youyu reminded: "Remember to cover your face, tie up the son of the imperial doctor, and then leave a blackmail letter." Don't let the Imperial Doctor find out that we are the people of the Northern Bureau, lest it cause war. ”

Mu Lang: "Okay, Guo Tanfu, it's inconvenient for you to meet with the imperial doctor, I'll take someone to arrest me tonight." ”

Youyu: "Okay. ”

Mu Lang and his gang did things neatly, and as soon as twilight fell, they captured Lu Gongzi to a small dilapidated house outside the desert. Mu Lang clapped his palms and said proudly: "Uncle, I'm amazing, I didn't have to make a lot of effort to get the prince of the imperial doctor." ”

Youyu looked at the struggling man in the sack, and shushed at Mu Lang, making a look: "You be quiet, don't let him hear the sound." ”

"Don't worry, I've plugged his ears and blindfolded him, and he can't hear."

Youyu breathed a sigh of relief: "You have become smart. ”

Mu Lang: "Hmph, I have left a blackmail letter, ordering the imperial doctor to take the prescription tomorrow to replace the person, if nothing else, we can get the prescription tomorrow." ”

However, in the Imperial Doctor's Mansion, the Imperial Doctor's family was happily preparing for dinner, and the Imperial Physician picked up the letter left on the table and silently recited: Ling Lang is in my hands, and tomorrow morning the small thatched hut outside the city will hand over the prescription for the numbing medicine, and the officers and soldiers shall not be alarmed, and no fraud shall be allowed, otherwise the ticket will be torn up.

The imperial doctor looked back at his son who was gnawing on the chicken leg depressedly, threw away the note disapprovingly, walked towards his son and hit him on the head, and scolded: "Stupid, your boss is not too young and still plays with Lao Tzu." ”

"Dad..."Lu Gongzi didn't know why, "Why are you beating me?" ”

"You kid is still pretending to be garlic, you wrote the letter, do you think that I can't recognize it as your trick to deliberately write ugly words? Hmph, sue you, ginger is still old and spicy! ”

Lu Gongzi wanted to cry without tears: "Dad, what are you talking about?" ”

"Lao Tzu is not poor with you, why don't you call Feng Shangshu to eat?"

Feng Danmiao has had a headache recently, and she came to see a doctor tonight.

Maid: "I've called Feng Shangshu, but I can't find him, maybe he went back." ”

- "Hey, Guotantu, why do the faces of the Central Plains people look the same?" ”

Youyu looked at the struggling sack, and made a hesitant voice, and his heart was cold: "Mu Lang, don't tease me, okay..."