246 [Children's play] matche7

As Chonglian's pace went away, the Nine Styles of the Lotus God became out of reach, and a mouthful of thick blood sprayed on the ground, and the internal injuries were very serious. Suddenly, a ringing in her ears came, and she leaned against the peach blossom tree, full of peach blossoms, and the sky swirled, shattering into a pale pink sandstorm...... Encore woke up dizzy and with an evil fire in his chest.

In a daze, Barton's eyes lit up and he said to her, "Auntie, are you okay?" ”

Hearing this familiar voice, Encore woke up completely, she rolled her stagnant eyes, patted her chest, and gasped: "Huhuhuhu-I'm angry!" I'm! What a broken dream this is! Feed! What about you? ”

Barton smiled mechanically: "Huh. ”

Encore exclaimed, "You're still laughing!" I hate Chonglian so much now! He...... He's so hateful! ”

Barton said, "Shhhh ”

"Oh." Anke remembered that it was in the young room, and quickly looked back, but fortunately did not wake him up.

Barton said, "Didn't I warn you before, it could be a nightmare." ”

"How do I know it's this kind of undisciplined and angry dream, I thought it was a fight and killing in the rivers and lakes or something. Fortunately, it's a dream, otherwise how would I live in the future, I was played like that by Chonglian, and I would be disgraced! ”

Barton snickered: "Hehe, hehehe. Do you still like your cousin-in-law now? ”

An Ke hesitated for a moment and said, "I still think that my cousin-in-law is my cousin-in-law, and Chonglian is Chonglian, they are two people." ”

Barton said, "So you still have fantasies about your cousin-in-law?" ”

Encore didn't speak, as if by default.

Barton said: "Actually, that's your delusion, the real situation is that your cousin-in-law is Chonglian, and Chonglian is your cousin-in-law, although their names and looks different, but in your subconscious they are the same person." Chonglian choked you enough this time, but you still like him very much, you still can't help but want to get close to him and please him, and the goodwill accumulated over the years will not disappear all at once. ”

Encore said: "Nonsense! If I see Chonglian again, I will definitely kill him! Hum. ”

Barton said, "I hope so." ”

"What?"

Barton said, "Nothing, I mean, it's time to go to bed, won't you put your arms around me and sleep?" ”

Encore said: "No, I have to be quiet and quiet today and think about it." ”

Barton snorted, "I won't make any noise with you, I'll lie down next to you very quietly and obediently." ”

Encore imagined that scene for a moment, immediately shook his head, and said, "No, no, I don't want to sleep with a cold, hard robot in my arms." ”

Barton said: "I can warm myself, I can add it to the normal human body temperature of thirty-seven degrees, which is the body temperature of a man, warmer than my aunt's body, as for the hardness, just get used to it." ”

Encore thumped his chest, a little disgusting: "No, I really can't stand it, forget it today." ”

Barton said: "Okay, let's decide, from tomorrow onwards, I'm a toy, and my aunt can't talk and don't count, deceive the innocent me." ”

Encore rolled her eyes unbearably and went back to her room to sleep.

In the middle of the night, Anke tossed and turned in bed, and couldn't sleep, so he got up and secretly lay at the door of the young room, to see what Barton was doing, but he didn't want to be discovered by Barton: "Auntie, what's the matter, haven't you slept yet?" ”

Encore took Barton out of the young room, sat on the sofa in the living room, and asked him very seriously: "You say, if I learn the Nine Forms of the Lotus God, can I defeat the Heavy Lotus?" ”

"It's possible, but it's not necessarily," Barton said. What's wrong, why beat him? ”

Encore said, "Of course, it's for this breath." But his martial arts are so high, I don't seem to have any other way than to learn the Nine Styles of the Lotus God. ”

Barton said, "Don't forget that Chonglian also has a copy of the Hibiscus Heart Sutra, and the two of them need to practice it together." However, Chonglian is a martial arts dominator from the beginning of the setting, and your subconscious perception of this is also deep-rooted, and he is almost impossible to defeat. ”

Encore said, "You say almost? ”

Barton said: "Yes, it's not impossible to defeat him, do you remember the sword that Chonglian got in the Sword God Mausoleum?" ”

"Nameless Sword?"

"Yes, only the Nameless Sword can defeat Chonglian."

An Keshou: "I remember that Bu Shu used Lin Yuhuang's life to blackmail Chonglian, and Chonglian handed over the Lotus God Nine Styles, and then he could use the Nameless Sword." ”

"Then it's too late," Barton said, "and you'll perish in the order of your subconscious." The method is to go the other way, first obtain the Nine Styles of the Lotus God and the Furong Heart Sutra, and then practice for a period of time, and then steal the nameless sword of the heavy lotus. You know, "Lotus Wing" is the secret book of Chonghuo Palace, Chonglian has been practicing for more than 20 years, and you are just a little rough, it is impossible to defeat him without more than 20 years of kung fu, but you think about it, Chonglian's own qualifications are martial arts wizards, and your qualifications are mediocre, after you have practiced for more than 20 years, one possibility is that Chonglian is dead, and the other possibility is that he is more powerful, you know, he is not only a different person but also practices martial arts very hard, and can reach the point of self-abuse addiction, Can you guarantee that you will defeat him with more than forty years of skill? That being said, but don't be discouraged, the Hibiscus Heart Sutra is difficult to master, but the Lotus God Nine Styles are not difficult in terms of tricks, Yanjiu has once dismantled three moves, you only need to combine the Hibiscus Heart Sutra to practice the Lotus God Nine Styles for a month, on the basis of Yanjiu, you can dismantle four or five moves, if you add the help of the nameless sword, it will make you better in moves, and you will have a chance of defeating Chonglian. ”

Encore's eyes lit up: "Really? It seems that the Nameless Sword is really a shortcut. But how can I get the Nine Lotus God Styles and the Hibiscus Heart Sutra, Chonglian seems to have taken precautions against me. ”

Barton said: "Lotus Wings is hidden in a very secret place, but this place is not a corner, but the most secret place in your subconscious, remember, it is not hidden by others, it is hidden by yourself, you can rely on the clues of memory to find." ”

Encore said: "Isn't it the one that Chonglian is carrying?" ”

"If you think it's hidden in him, it's hidden in him, and if you think it's hidden somewhere else, it's somewhere else, and if you think it's a book, it's going to be a book, and if you think it's a piece of amber, then it's going to be a piece of amber." Don't forget, it's your own subconscious edifice, and Chonglian is also your own fantasy, where he can hide, you must know. ”

Encore nodded: "So, I don't need to pass his level to get the Lotus Wing?" ”

Barton said, "Yes. However, you always think that the cheats are very closely watched by Chonglian, so you have to pass the level of Chonglian, which is completely a level set for yourself, in a word, how complex your inner world is, how difficult it is for you to defeat Chonglian. ”

Encore felt very uncomfortable: "What should I do? It is said that the biggest enemy of people is actually themselves, and the levels I set for myself are too difficult. ”

"The only way to do that is to relax," Barton said. ”

"Relax?"

"Yes."

"How to relax?"

"Give yourself mental cues, relax, suggest that you're just a little baby, a little villain, a little monster, a little naughty, a little turtle, a little white rabbit, or a bikachu...... Anything goes, in short, you have to believe that you are naΓ―ve, simple, and easy to satisfy. No matter what happens during the day, at night you will always turn back into a child before you go to bed. This implies that after a period of time, the subconscious will return to childhood, children's dreams are very childish, and the characters in the dreams will become very simple, so it will be easier to deal with. ”

"Oh......"

Barton said: "Do you find that the people in the dream are actually yourself, and there are many sub-personalities that have split from your total personality, and if I tell you that this is not only the case in dreams, but also in the real world, will you believe me?" ”

"I don't know, I don't understand you at all," said Encore. ”

"It's not that difficult," Barton said, "just try to accomplish what you are going to do in your dreams, and then you will gradually come to your senses." ”

"Well, okay, let's hint that I'm a kid first."

Barton said, "I'll give you a piece of advice, auntie, if you put your arms around me to sleep, you can go back to your childhood immediately, hehe, really, don't lie to you." ”

Encore said, "Hey, you're not going to do that, right?" ”

"Of course not, I'm not going to lie, everything I say is corroborated on the chip," Barton said. ”

Encore nodded: "Okay, then let's try it, come, hug it first." ”

Barton happily closed his eyes (with the lights out) and waited for Encore to pick him up, but after waiting for a long time, Encore's hand did not touch it, and when he opened his eyes, Encore's hand was stretched out in the air and hesitated.

She was thinking, am I crazy, I actually listened to the command of a toy, why did the carefree little life unconsciously become led by the nose by artificial intelligence?

Barton knew exactly what she was thinking, and in order to convince her, he said, "Auntie, if you don't sleep with me in your arms, you will probably have the same dream tonight as you just did." Aren't you afraid? ”

Encore gritted his teeth: "Hmph, I don't listen to your command!" ”

She kicked Barton to the floor, then ran into the bedroom, covered her head and fell asleep. Although he soon fell asleep, the shameless dream continued to play out......

It's also the annual Huamanlou Oiran election competition, although Bu Shu has married Chonglian, but I heard that she is still going to run for election this year in order to show off her beauty.

In the center of the hall stood a row of women, a dense crowd of human heads, and an earth-shattering cheer. Most people came to see Bushu, after all, many juniors have never seen the appearance of the world's first beauty, and those who have seen her want to come.

Bu Shu did not stand in the middle, but in the second on the left hand, and everyone, both men and women, twisted their heads in that direction.

As we all know, there are six doors in the Red Dress Temple, which are filled with six kinds of beauty: glamorous, delicate, cold, skillful, soft, and wild. The competition also selects a small Oiran according to each of the six categories, and then selects a large Oiran from the six small Oiran.

This year, Bu Shu is still running for election with Yanmen. Because she respects Yanjiu in her heart, she prefers this Yanzi.

In the last session, she ran for election with Yanmen, and she became an Oiran without much effort, and she rode on the heads of several door owners to show off her beauty, although her beauty can no longer be divided by six words of six doors.

Now she is Chonglian's wife, Chonglian's person, who dares not to give face, what suspense is there in such a beauty pageant, it is not exciting at all. On the surface, Bu Shu's move is purely redundant.

However, Bu Shu must have her own reasons.

Bu Shu is the only one of the six top cards who has the condition to sell himself. It is not a sin to have a request, and she has only two demands. But because of this, she was scolded by countless men: one, Yanjiu. Second, Chonglian. That's her condition.

Note that Yanjiu is still ranked in front of her current husband.

In previous beauty pageants, she came to participate, not to show off her beauty, but to announce her ownership, she is a wine person. What is the purpose of her coming to the beauty pageant this time?

A woman who mixes in hero fighting and martial arts strife is always easy to become famous. Bu Shu has always been a strange woman. She's like an expensive vase of the finest flowers, with only two plants to be inserted.

One is a red peony that captivates the country and the city.

One is a wild dog's tail grass.

The hall full of flowers is definitely a grand category, but at this moment it is crowded and unimposing. The building is triple inside and outside, and it is surrounded by water. People who don't know think that there is a serious accident here, and the citizens are watching.

The crowd was too crowded, and the little people who were full of flowers blocked the road and didn't let the audience walk around casually. However, Lin Yuhuang squeezed forward with two big swollen eye bubbles, leaning his neck and squeezing forward, not knowing that after a year, people's quality has improved a lot, everyone made way for him, let him squeeze into the first row, squeeze under the nose of the master of the six gates, and see what he still wants.

The masters of the six gates all knew him, and knew that he had to make up for all the excitement related to Chonglian. Each of the six masters gave him a roll of the eyes. Only when he is the air.

If there is a man in this world whose face can be worthy of Bu Shu, then this man must be Chonglian.

I don't know if I came out of the beauty pageant and said hello to Chonglian.

After a period of hustle and bustle, the little Oiran competition ended without any suspense, and the crystal box in front of Bu Shu had the most silver medals, and then four or five boxes were added, and it was still full.

Surrounding the second floor is a hollow flower railing, and there are several private rooms in the back, and floor-to-ceiling curtains hang in front of the private rooms. Among them was the largest room, in which a man sit.

The selection process of the Great Oiran only requires six small Oiran to take turns to stay in the largest room for a pillar of incense before coming out, and finally the people in the room announce who the Great Oiran is.

This beauty contest organized by the Tianshan faction has never revealed who is in that room. Everyone guessed that it must be a heavyweight who replaced Yanjiu, because the man inside was veiled, and it was well known that Yanjiu's ability was not good, some people guessed that it might be the Great Lord Bai Ling, and some people guessed that there might be more than one person.

In short, when the little Oiran walked into that room, they would do everything they could to please that person.

Some people say that because Bu Shu is too beautiful and doesn't believe in true love, she thinks that the men who fall in love with her are all for her beauty, and only men who don't love her are worthy of her love, so she married Chonglian.

Some people also say that she married Chonglian because only Chonglian would not want her beauty, so Chonglian either really loves her or has other intentions.

In these two conclusions, Bu Shu always wants to prove one of them.

In this world, except for Lin Yuhuang, few people know that Chonglian and Yanjiu are the same person. Bu Shu may never know.

The first to enter was the Oiran of Roumon.

The audience craned their necks to listen to the sound, and Lin Yuhuang's neck stretched the longest.

Soon, there was a burst of coquettish gasps inside: "Choose someone...... Ah, ah, palace master, people are so painful, why don't you choose someone......"

But the man's voice was not at all, and he did not hear the man speak, and in a short time the Oiran of Roumen went out disappointed.

The second one to go in was the little Oiran of the Jiaomen.

The voice made of water is very tender, and just listening to the words makes people crisp: "Palace master, I have been in love with the palace master for a long time, but I have never been reciprocated, has it not been reciprocated this time...... Whining...... Light, lighter. ”

is still a silent answer, and he is off the list.

The third one to go in is the cold one.

"The palace master chose me. Uh-huh...... Ahhh......h

The fourth one to enter was Qiaomen.

"Palace master, it's the first time the slave family has seen you today, if I feel scared and do something wrong, I hope the palace master will forgive me."

The fifth is the Wild Gate.

"The palace master doesn't have to do it, I'll do it myself, ahhh......hh I can't imagine that the palace master is so powerful, and it is worth ...... death."

Listening to this voice, I don't know, I think that the man inside is really a stand-in for Yanjiu, but I don't know that these women who are full of flowers are all very good at calling / bed.

Bu Shu's identity is special, so it is ranked last.

She hadn't seen this person in the house for a long time.

It is said that Yanjiu only spoils women but does not love them, if Yanjiu no longer chooses her because Bu Shu married Chonglian, it means that he must still care a little bit about this woman.

Now it is doubtful what is the purpose of Bu Shu.

Bu Shu walked in, and there was a sound of teacups colliding in the room, followed by the voice of a nice man: "Girl, why are you here." ”

"Palace Master, can I take the Oiran today?"

Yanjiu laughed, his laughter was hearty and clear, and it sounded very charming: "Are you just here to be an oiran?" ”

"I'm really just here to be an Oiran."

Yanjiu suppressed the laughter, another teacup collision, and then a very emotionless sentence: "Then, take off your clothes." ”

I didn't hear the sound of Bushu.

The audience was silent.

Soon, Bu Shu finally spoke: "However, I am already a wife. ”

Yanjiu seemed to sneer: "Huamanlou is not a place for you to be willful. ”

Bu Shu said: "Could it be that the palace master no longer favors me?" Because...... Afraid of Chonglian? ”

Yanjiu smiled very unstressedly: "Hahaha...... Before you married Chonglian, you were already my woman, and if you want to be good, I am very much in favor of it. However, since you are already a wife, you should not come to this kind of occasion again, if I let you be an oiran, Chonglian will inevitably misunderstand. I'm not a person who likes to fight with others, especially women, you know that. ”

"I know." Bu Shu said very firmly: "But I really need to be this Oiran." ”

Yanjiu said: "Huamanlou is a place to do business, and it is absolutely not okay to just say it with your mouth." ”

"I can't help myself, please raise your noble hand to the palace master."

Yanjiu said lightly: "Yes." ”

Bu Shu was overjoyed: "Thank you palace master!" ”

Yanjiu said again: "It's okay not to take off your clothes." ”

Bu Shu said: "What, what do you mean?" ”

Yanjiu slowly poured herself a cup of tea: "Give you a cup of tea, make me comfortable." way, think for yourself. ”

The steps were silent for a long time. I only heard Yanjiu pick up the tea cup three times, and after putting it down, it collided with a clanging sound. After putting down the teacup for the fourth time, Yanjiu snorted comfortably: "Uh-huh......"

Then, Bu Shu began to speak again: "Is the palace master satisfied?" ”

Yanjiu smiled lightly: "Satisfied." What do you want, say it. ”

Bu Shu said: "I want you...... Help me dismantle the Nine Styles of the Lotus God. ”

One sentence caused an uproar in the hall outside the room.

Yanjiu's voice was not loud, but he overpowered everyone at once: "The reason." ”

Bu Shu replied: "The reason is that I want to defeat Chonglian. ”

Yanjiu laughed unscrupulously: "Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

After the laughter passed, Bu Shu asked him, "Why are you laughing?" ”

"Because it's funny. Do you think you can defeat him by demolition? ”

"No, you can't."

Yan Jiu said: "Naturally not, if you want to defeat him, you also need to add an artifact, the Nameless Sword." ”

Although Bu Shu had already heard of the Nameless Sword, she was still surprised, she was not afraid that there would be many people here, and she would be listened to by Chonglian's subordinates: "Thank you Palace Master for your guidance, I have my own way to the Nameless Sword, please help me dismantle the move." ”

"Okay."

"Thank you here first."

Yan Jiu said: "Seven days later, see you in Smoke Studios." ”

"Goodbye!"

As soon as Bu Shu's voice fell, she flew out of the door curtain with a swish, no one could see her face clearly, and the reason why she rushed out of everyone's sight at the speed of the charter wife, it is not difficult to guess that eighty percent of the makeup was on the lower body of Yanjiu, and it was not good to see people again.

The red dress view announced that the Oiran of this year's Huamanlou is still sparse. People have different expressions, some people applaud and cheer, even though Bu Shu is no longer the saint who came to the title of Oiran with a word, and the value of marrying a woman is naturally going to be degraded in this kind of place, but there are still a lot of people to support her. Others scoffed at this and vowed never to come to the beauty pageant again. However, it is estimated that next year's beauty pageant, this place will have to be expanded to accommodate those who are waiting to see Bu Shu's value drop again and again, maybe in another two years, Bu Shu's value will change from priceless to valuable, and then there will naturally be a large group of rich people carrying gold bricks to buy her body.

Not to mention what everyone thought, after walking away, she went straight to a shallow river outside the city, she picked her throat and eyes by the river, vomited for most of the hour, made her eyes red, and her face was full of tears. Letting the river stir, she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have heard someone say before that it was not so easy to defeat Chonglian, and it was not enough to study "Lotus Wing", but also to steal Chonglian's nameless sword.

Step Shu secretly thought: I'm really killed by this kind of setting, how come the most powerful things in the world are in Chonglian's hands, I thought it was a particularly cool setting at the beginning, but now from the standpoint of the villain, one trap at a time, all of them are cheating terriers.

If Bu Shu knew that Chonglian and Yanjiu were the same person, it is estimated that she jumped into the river directly.

But at this moment, she thought in her heart: Fortunately, there is still a Yanjiu who can dismantle tricks, and I will go to Smoke Studios to find him in seven days, and I am willing to be coquettish with him again, and he is willing to help me steal the nameless sword.

Bu Shu washed his face by the river, took out the alabaster bought in the frost flower shop, rubbed his face, and took a photo by the water, still beautiful and charming. The fish in the river just floated up, and I want to see which aunt this is, and her lips are painted like Sister Pomegranate? After washing their faces, the fish took a look, and they were terrible, Chonglian's daughter-in-law, all of them sank to the bottom of the water.

Bu Shu stood up, raised his face, and looked at what time it was, a row of geese flew over in the sky, and they all fell into the mountain stream, Bu Shu was used to it, it was not early, and he went straight to the heavy fire realm, he should be able to go back to the palace before the sun set, but she didn't want to go back so early.

Just now in Huamanlou, I saw Lin Yuhuang in the crowd, presumably he was already on the road at this time, if he was told to go back one step earlier, he would definitely report to Chonglian, it was better to go slowly and let him arrive first.

Bu Shu thought that the two men, Chonglian and Yanjiu, would meet sooner or later.

At the beginning, Bu Shu compared the two of them, there was no other meaning, it was completely a curiosity hunting psychology, Chonglian and Yanjiu were the most beautiful men and the ugliest men in the world. If it is beautiful, it must be earth-shatteringly beautiful, and it must be so ugly that the ghost cries and howls. But all women are willing to undress in front of these two kinds of men. This kind of perverted psychology of Bu Shu is not the long-cherished wish of every ordinary woman.

Bu Shu thought as he walked, and when he returned to the Heavy Fire Palace, it was already the middle of the night. There was still a candlelight in Chonglian's bedroom. Bu Shu was fully prepared and ready for his cross-examination.

As soon as the door was opened, I saw Chonglian holding a book in her hand, crooked on the couch and falling asleep. Bu Shu made a loud noise when he deliberately closed the door, Chonglian woke up, frowned slightly, and saw Bu Shu walk in.

"Why is the lady only coming back now? Where did it go? ”

Bu Shu thought to himself, don't pretend to be confused with me, didn't Lin Yuhuang's broken mouth tell you a long time ago?

"I ...... I ......" Bu Shu pretended not to answer, and looked flustered.

Chonglian put down the scroll in her hand, walked over, took off the big coat on her body, draped it on Bu Shu's shoulders, and said softly: "Go out to play and remember the two palace maids you have with you, Chonghuo Realm is the first time you have moved in, be careful not to lose it." ”

"Hmm." Bu Shu nodded, and scolded in his heart, TMD pretended to be a model husband with me at this time, and my wife came back so late, and she didn't ask where she went, and she was still called a man.

Chonglian helped her to the couch, and then asked, "After parting in the peach blossom forest in the morning, where did the lady go?" I searched for a whole day and didn't find it, is there a good place in the heavy fire realm that I don't know, so that the lady will not want to return? ”

"I went...... Flowers are all over the building. ”

"What is the place where the flowers are full of buildings?"

Bu Shu scolded in his heart, Chonglian, don't pretend to be garlic with me, haven't you been to Huamanlou, haven't you been there, even if you have been there once and forgotten it, you can guess more than ninety percent when you hear the name of such a flower, unless you are deliberately playing hide and seek with me.

Chonglian patted her head: "Oh, I remember, it's a place for the lady to redeem herself, what is there to be nostalgic for in that kind of place, why does the lady still go?" Did you forget to take something? ”

Bu Shu was scolding in his heart, don't pretend to be good, don't you remember that today is the annual beauty contest, on this day last year, Lin Yuhuang got a little Oiran there. Do you remember this unforgettable thing?

"Husband, why did you forget, today is the beauty contest of the Red Dress Conception. I...... I went to a beauty pageant. ”

Bu Shu's tone was slurking, as if he was afraid that Chonglian would be angry and hit someone.

Chonglian said: "Oh, went to the beauty pageant? The result? Did you pick it? ”

"I chose, it's an Oiran."

Chonglian smiled and said: "It's not right for the lady to do this, since she is already my Chonglian's insider, she shouldn't go to that kind of place to show her face again, besides, I heard that the rules of the Tianshan faction beauty pageant are not as simple as showing your face, the lady came back so late, could it be that she did something that hurt the dignity of the palace?" ”

Bu Shu thought about it, and finally asked the key, but his face was not red or red, how did he feel like asking, lady, have you eaten at noon.

Bu Shu took out a handkerchief, covered his mouth, and said with a sob: "I...... I was insulted in front of people by that wine, and I almost couldn't jump into the river at the thought of not having the face to come back to see you. ”

Chonglian said: "How Yanjiu insulted you, tell me quickly!" ”

"Woo...... Husband, I can't stand you, I didn't mean to ......" Bu Shu lay on the couch and cried darkly. But I thought in my heart, Chonglian, I see how you can endure it this time.

Chonglian said: "Don't cry, lady, I'll boil you some yam porridge, it is said that the most replenishing body, let's make up the body first, and then go back to Yanjiu to settle the account, this account has to be calculated carefully, from before you and I got married, plus today's sum, he now owes me at least 100,000 taels." ”

Bu Shu was puzzled, raised his tearful face, and looked at him: "Husband, what did you say?" ”

"I mean, the lady is a re-elected Oiran and is worth a lot, so I need to ask him for silver."

Bu Shu suddenly pressed his chest, only to feel a thick blood volcano erupt gushing up......