01. My sister's measurements always pop up inadvertently

Now that I think back to Halloween that day, maybe it was one of my darkest days~ If someone asked me about the psychological shadow area when I was asked for a blanket by my boss at that time, I would answer:

95% of the universe is dark, and my mental shadow area at that time was only 2,333 times that of this.

Long'er, who had barely slept all night, looked at the three girls in front of him, and then looked back at the hotel that brought him painful memories. Long Er swore a heavy oath in his heart:

I'm going to come back to this hotel, I'm a dog!

However, many ancient sayings of our predecessors tell us that if you don't hook up with the goddess of fate~, you must not make an oath or something. Because what he likes most is to play with others.

And Long Er obviously didn't understand this.

Where, on the night of December 24.

It's still 9258, it's still this familiar room, it's still this familiar taste. and the popping candy and jelly warmly prepared by the owner, as well as small squares.

And in front of me, my sister is taking off her wet clothes. Let Long'er also have all kinds of tastes in his heart.

"If I dare to break in, I'll kill you! You know?! ”

Kirino took off his coat and stared viciously at the dragon outside the icarat and threatened.

"Wow !!"

Ryu'er answered Kirino directly with the barking of a dog.

"What do you mean? Are you really used to being the little guy next door's dog? ”

Kirino looked at Long Er in surprise.

"Ha Qiu ~ strange? Got a cold? "Dahe, who was eating Christmas cake at home, sneezed inexplicably.

"Woohoo! Woohoo! ”

If it weren't for the fact that the dragon still had some changes in rhythm and tone when he was learning to bark, Kirino would have basically thought that the dragon was playing himself.

"If you don't talk anymore, I don't mind adding another heroine's dog slave boyfriend, I'm sure you'll help me experience that feeling."

From the small bag he carried, Kirino, who took out a dog collar, said to Long'er after sparing his fingers.

"Wang! …… Ahem! I mean, don't worry! I'm never going to peek! I'm sending four! ”

Long Er raised four fingers and said to Kirino with a reverent expression.

"!!"

A kick hit Long'er's calf.,Kirino who was holding a towel angrily went to the bathroom.。

"Woo~ What the hell did I do wrong again~"

The dragon who was holding his calf felt a little like crying without tears.

After a long time, Long Er felt the feeling of his calf gradually improve, and then stood up. Look at the room on all sides, which brings infinite shadows to you. Last time, I was kicked out by Ami and Dahe before I looked carefully~

Pink lights. Stains~ It's really dazzling.

Turn on the TV and the little yellow film will appear. Stains~ I've really seen them all.

The smell of shower gel emanating from the bathroom all the way around the tip of the nose. Stains~ It really makes people want to look at where they go all the time~

The bathroom door is equipped with a unique frosted glass, and Kirino can be faintly seen. Stains~ It's really a deer!!!!

Yes! What should I do!! By this pink light, the little yellow film plus the posture of my sister or something. A smell of silver ~ has completely filled the whole room!! Wrong! I want to calm down, the person inside is my sister! It's my sister who helps take a bath from the bottom and likes to take a bath with me until Kirino is eleven or twelve years old, and likes to get into my bed!!

Wrong!! Now is not the time to think about that! The more I think about it, the more chaotic it is!

That's right! Think of something that can be distracting! Taizi recently urged the draft again.,Tongnai's measurements are B82/W54/H81......

Wrong!!! I thought wrong again~ What should I do!!

The dragon kept banging his head against the wall, hoping to calm down.

However, under the influence of the continuous sound of the shower, the overflowing heat, and the deep fragrance that made people breathe, Long'er knew that everything he wanted to calm down and did was useless.

“…… Why did it come to this......

Well, that's a long story.

At the beginning of December, although there is a shadow of Halloween, it is a perfect time to spend November and make the dragon excited! Thinking about November 11th, it would be nice to be able to get through it. Thinking about it, I've spent 25 "Independence Day" (plus the number of times before I crossed it), and one more time is not a big deal, isn't it~ Although the idea of comforting yourself like this is so sad.

Of course! That's not the point.,The point is that Long'er was told by his sister that "because I had a bad record of watching small yellow films with my computer notebook.,So I can only play games in my room in the future",Long'er is also forced to in Kirino's room!

"Hey! Hurry up and give me milk! The guy on the other side actually dared to have a hard top with me when he knew that I had a wet nurse! I had to teach her how to behave!! ”

As Kirino spoke, he saw a sound of the keyboard and mouse.

"Hi Hi ~ Milk is ~ Immediately ~ As a qualified auxiliary, especially a milk auxiliary! All we have to do is milk! There is also the hero opposite A, do a good vision, and ...... Take a leisurely sip of drink~~~"

The one-handed dragon clicks the mouse at will. It's not pleasant to drink and sell tea.

"You guy should make me a little nervous...... Yes! It's not good to get into the grass on the other side! ”

Kirino listened to the slow voice, and the boss was unhappy for a while.

"It's okay~ It's okay, don't you just plug it in when you look at the field of vision~ You continue to mess with him! It doesn't matter if you're nervous or not, anyway, as long as you don't send it, I'll keep you from dying...... Ah~I'm so sleepy~"

After clicking the mouse at random to light up the field of vision, Long Er continued to speak leisurely.

"If I'm dead, I'll kill you! …… By the way, my novel is going to be turned into a physical book. ”

Kirino threatened Long'er as usual, and then suddenly changed his words.

"Oh~ Your book is about to be published~ Congratulations...... What do you say?! ”

Long'er, who was casually dealing with Tongnai's words, suddenly felt that something was wrong after his words came out.

"I said, my novel is going to become a physical book!!"

In the flat tone, the joy could not be concealed.

"The novel you're talking about won't be the one that is strong (female) black cat...... Ahem, that's not right! It's a strong (female) heroine based on a black cat...... I don't mean to go here~ Anyway, that novel of yours is going to become a physical book?! ”

The dragon was so frightened that he forgot to control the mouse.

"Yes~ The website I posted can have a place for publication as long as I maintain the first place for a month...... Feed! You guy breasted me!! Not good! …… You take responsibility for me!! ”

Looking at the black and white screen in front of him, Tong Nai suddenly grabbed the dragon angrily and hit the old fist.

"It hurts~! No, can you blame me for that? It's not that your news is too scary! And come again~What's the hurry~~"

After digesting the exciting news of Kirino , Long'er also returned to a leisurely state again.

"There was a wave on the other side! You tell me how to come again! ”

On the black-and-white screen, the opposing five began to tear down the incisor tower, looking at the resurrection time of themselves and their teammates. Long Er knew that this was indeed hopeless.

"Ahem~ Okay, this is indeed my responsibility, you can kill me!"

The dragon went to the ground and formed a big font, looking like you were being humiliated~.

"Dead open! It's disgusting to see your appearance, if you don't die, there is good news today, and I will kill you a long time ago! ”

Kirino looked at Long'er's appearance and didn't want to pay attention to it, so he picked up his phone and played. As for the game, it's long over.

"Hehe~Then I'll find a place to die~"

After patting the non-existent dust on his body, Long Er prepared to go back to his room.

"Come back! Create some residual value for me before you die! Sit down! ”

Pointing to the cushion next to him, Kirino said commandingly.

"Yes, yes, yes~ Anyway, I don't have the right to speak now~~"

Long'er, who knew that he was ashamed, could only obey Kirino and sit beside him.

"You've said a lot~ You see this is the website where I publish my novels."

Approaching Long'er's side, Kirino took his mobile phone and showed it to Long'er.

There's no need to get close here~ The faint fragrance that can be easily smelled, the tips of the hair that sweep over the ears, and the face that can be kissed as long as you turn your head, so that Long Er didn't hear what Kirino was saying at all.

"Hey! Have you seen it? ”

Finding out that something was wrong with the dragon, Kirino reminded loudly.

"Oh...... Yes! What are you seeing!! ”

"You guy! Never mind...... You see, this is my novel! ”

Kirino pointed to the first position of the leaderboard displayed on his mobile phone and gestured to Long'er.

"Oh!! Isn't this very good~ It seems that there is no problem with the publication of the novel, do you want to tell Taizi~ Although I found that the new writer is not Taizi's main job, it is still okay to recommend it. When the time comes......

Although Kirino's novel does have a lot to complain about, but since there are such results, it shows that the public can still accept and like it, so it's okay to ask Taizi to recommend it.

"Absolutely not!!"

Before he could finish listening to Long'er's words, Kirino immediately objected fiercely.

"Why not? Kirino has you wanted to publish it, so this is the quickest way to do it. ”

Looking at Kirino who was fiercely opposed, Long Er was puzzled.

You guy, how could there be any editorial recommendations at that time, it's not like publishing a physical book by your own efforts~ What if...... If you rely on Taizi's help now, you'll be pulled too far away

An imperceptible voice came out of Kirino's mouth, so that Long Er couldn't hear too clearly with his ears pricked up.

"Total ...... In a word! This matter is absolutely non-negotiable! Taizi's side must never be told! ”

Kirino said solemnly to Long'er.

"Well, then~ in that case, what is the publishing path on your side?"

Seeing Kirino with a resolute attitude, Long Er stopped persuading and asked Kirino instead.

"Hmph~ this kind of thing! I...... I don't know either~~"

Kirino was a little depressed in an instant.

"Clams? You don't know what it means! ”

"How do I know now!! Now the website is just asking me to talk about it this Saturday. ”

"Oh~ Then you can go, come back and tell me!"

"You! Come with me that day! That's it! ”

Pointing his finger at the dragon, Kirino ordered in a resolute tone!

"Clam ?!!"

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The follow-up plot will be discussed in the next chapter~