95. One more ~~~
Yang Tuo and Xi Fu had a good time on the desert island, although they slept in a bad place, they could only be in a tent in the wild, and they could feel all kinds of movements from the ground, but they could sleep with another person, and this negligible disadvantage was left behind.
Xi Fu put one hand on Yang Tuo's waist and touched it, although there were only two people in the tent, and there was no camera in the tent, but there was the program team on the side, and any wind and grass here could be heard outside immediately, Xi Fu could only get over it. He didn't stop moving, and said with emotion: "It's also a good experience to be able to come to the field, now the company's development is also mature, and I have a lot more free time. ”
Yang Tuo restrained Xi Fu's hand, he was not a good sheep, after controlling Xi Fu, he reached out and flicked Xi Fu's buttocks, as if he felt very elastic and fun, and pinched a few more.
He replied a little nonchalantly: "You have the final say where you go, as long as there is something delicious where you go." What I appreciate most about this show is that he didn't forbid me to hunt, otherwise I really haven't posted it for more than ten days, so I have to live by eating fruit. Don't say that there are so many stupid birds on this island, and they are all delicious, and if you eat poultry, you have to pick wild ones, and I don't choose rare and protected species, such as pheasants. If you want to say that the poultry meat bought in the city comes from breeding, then the chicken is not strong enough. Birds must be free-range to develop their taste, so let them bounce more often, don't just keep them in cages, so how can they raise delicious meat. ”
After Yang Tuo said this, he slapped Xi Fu's ass quite excitedly, making Xi Fu feel speechless again. Xi Fu just wanted to talk to Yang Tuo about another way to spend his honeymoon, who would have thought that he could talk about poultry farming.
It's a pity that Yang Tuo has been complaining for a long time about the lack of taste of chicken and duck meat in the city, he slapped it lightly, and even felt that he was still unsatisfied, which was another analogy, "Look, you also exercise more to maintain a body that makes me feel delicious, so animals also need to exercise more." ”
In the end, this is endless, Xi Fu turned over and kissed Yang Tuo directly, not letting his mouth chatter, eating chickens and ducks and eating him are two completely different things, and they can also be compared by this alpaca who stupidly fell into the food sooner or later.
The two-person tent is not too big, Yang Tuo is really afraid that Xi Fu will go off, he is really discussing how to keep the ingredients delicious, why is this person full of sex? Yang Tuo immediately pushed Xi Fu away, "Don't make trouble!" I'm talking about serious things, tomorrow we are going to eat roast pheasant, how about another one called flower chicken, today is not enjoyable at all. ”
"Don't think about it, go to sleep, otherwise the gluttonous worms in your stomach will come out, and you won't be able to sleep." Xi Fu has gone from helplessness to getting used to Yang Tuo sometimes not being on the same channel, and the best way to do this is to divert Yang Tuo's attention, otherwise he will really get up and fight the pheasant in the dark.
Yang Tuo deliberately looked at Xi Fu with aggrieved eyes, "At this time, you shouldn't spoil and say, alpaca and camel, I'll give you three pheasants, one roasted, one stewed, and one called flower chicken to eat?" ”
Xi Fu touched Yang Tuo's face and told Yang Tuo with an expression that he really thought too much. "You know what? Some time ago, there was a gossip news that a couple of lovers in the United States went camping in the mountains, and they snapped in the tent, but the tent was not firmly set up enough, and the wind blew the tent away, and the couple was blown to the ground with the strong wind and fell to their deaths. ”
Yang Tuo was puzzled, "What do you want to express in this matter?" We didn't snap, and there was no strong wind here, and the flat ground couldn't blow at the foot of the mountain. ”
Xi Fu pinched Yang Tuo's small belly very seriously, "What I want to say is that if you eat like this, you will not be blown away by the wind." So now that there is no strong wind and no need to worry about being blown away, the conclusion is that you don't need as much food to maintain your weight. ”
Yang Tuo reacted, Xi Fu was sarcastic about him, absolutely. If you really don't hurry up and comfort him, he's going to perform a glass heart, and he will be able to play the verb of bedside fight soon.
Xi Fu didn't really want to be sarcastic about Yang Tuo, he hoped that Yang Tuo could understand some of the amorous feelings, and cooperate with him to talk about honeymoon travel, even if he didn't say it, don't talk about food at night with a quilt chatting, even if he also likes to eat food, but it's not as crazy as Yang Tuo. However, Xi Fu didn't forget that if it weren't for this, he wouldn't have hooked up with Yang Tuo, and he couldn't have a daughter-in-law marrying a matchmaker and throwing it over the wall, if he threw away the matchmaker, whether it was possible for Yang Tuo not to let him into the house was a question that didn't need to be asked.
Xi Fu kissed Yang Tuo again, "Good, go to bed early, I'll make you pheasants to eat tomorrow, it's hard to say these bare drooling now." ”
Yang Tuo didn't fry his hair as soon as he heard that Xi Fu was going to cook, and he also knew that it was not kind to eat at night, and Xi Fu's gluttony was also hooked, he slept obediently, and the alpacas who got up early had meat to eat.
The next day, Shu Ji found that Yang Tuo and Xi Fu were in a particularly good state today, as if they were equipped with radar, and they always encountered animals that could be eaten. According to the military, there are not many large beasts on this island, so some herbivores have fewer natural predators and reproduce faster, so they have to hunt and kill some every time an army comes to practice, so as not to reproduce too fast.
And Yang Tuo can be said to be a bumper harvest today, first met four pheasants, they were gathered together to comb their hair, but Yang Tuo did not let go of any of them, and found a bird's nest and took out a few eggs, fortunately did not lose heart and did not leave a little egg baby for the bird father and mother bird. Then I even met a sheep, in Yang Tuo's eyes, this is a running lamb skewer, of course, you can also add grilled lamb chops, roast lamb legs, mutton soup, etc., this saliva is about to flow down.
So the food of the group of nine people on this day was very rich, how could they come to the desert island to adventure, this is simply to come to the desert island for dinner. Maybe this is the reason why Yang Tuo insists on not filming variety shows, no matter what variety shows he shoots, they will eventually become food shows, allowing a group of people to watch him eat.
To say that it generally attracts diners to follow in Yang Tuo's footsteps to the restaurant, but today's rhythm is not right, and the aroma of this food directly attracts a fierce beast?
At twelve o'clock at noon, Yang Tuo found a good place to prepare for a big meal, his eyes were basically only staring at Xi Fu's hands, so the beautiful hands with distinct bones are suitable for playing the piano but more suitable for cooking, looking at the action of turning the pot, he must love Xi Fu forever, this will always be the day when there are no ingredients in the universe. If there is a day, Yang Tuo said that his life should also come to an end.
Although Yang Tuo stared at Xi Fu and the meat that Xi Fu was burning no longer had much sense, after all, he was a man who had experienced a hundred battles, and according to his words, he accidentally smelled the uneasy breath coming from the wind, and then met a pair of green eyes.
"It's a wolf!" The wolf was also spotted by two bodyguards, who looked hungry, staring straight at Xi Fu's barbecue with eyes and suspected saliva at the corners of his mouth.
It's a good question whether to kill the wolf or not, the wolf is a social animal, what if you kill this one and come to a group!
Shu Ji is not calm, it's not that there aren't too many fierce beasts on the island, what's going on with this wolf that came out?
Of course, this wolf has not yet reached the level of a beast, it is still a young wolf, the kind of little man who can still hold it with one hand. And it was very thin, with gray hair on its body and mottled blood on its left leg. This wolf really doesn't look aggressive, and the whole wolf is wilted, and the tail is drooping.
Of course, the wolf does not wilt and does not stand up its tail, and the one with the tail stands up is the dog.
"Along the way, we didn't find any wolf footprints, nor did we find wolf excrement. The wolf cub was only four or five months old, and it didn't look like it was being cared for by its parents. I guess it's likely that its parents were wolves that swam from another island, but they were injured and died, leaving the cubs alone, leaving it like this. ”
The person who spoke was a wilderness survival expert of the zuò group, and his point of view could not be said to be wrong, according to the military, there were no wolves on this island, and now they will only encounter occasional foreigners, and this cub is so badly mixed, I think it is also because he lost his parents at a young age.
If this expert is speculating based on his own experience, Yang Tuo has already communicated with the young wolf's spiritual power.
This young wolf did not fully open its senses, which means that it is impossible for it to express itself in a very humane way like rice balls, but Yang Tuo can also read some of its thoughts, such as the death of its parents in the fight with the python, it was also injured, and it still can't hunt at all, so it has never eaten enough. I smelled the fragrance today, and even if there was fire, I couldn't help but sneak over.
"Huh?" The young wolf met Yang Tuo, who could communicate spiritual power, and he couldn't understand the situation, this long man was a little special, and the long man who made the fragrance was not the same, could it be given the rhythm of eating meat?
"Huh-" The howl of the young wolf was not scary at all, but it made people hear the pitiful taste, it only expressed one meaning to Yang Tuo, can you share some meat with me? One chicken is enough.
Yang Tuo looked at the young wolf that came out halfway, this is to take the meat from the sheep's mouth, and he is bold enough. However, such an animal with high natural mental power is rare on the earth, so why not share some of its meat?
The young wolf saw that Yang Tuo didn't react, it was really anxious, the meat in front of it tasted so fragrant, it really wanted to eat it. So the young wolf forgot that there were nine legs here, and its little one was not useful at all, and it trotted to Yang Tuo's legs.
The two bodyguards first wanted to move the guy with a straight face, but Yang Tuo stopped them with his eyes, only to see the young wolf rubbing Yang Tuo's leg like a dog, making a soft and cute whining sound.
Yang Tuo didn't reach out to touch the young wolf, mainly because he felt that it was too dirty, and then he met the young wolf's eyes, which were the same as when the rice ball begged for dried fish, with a hint of flattery.
"Well, you're a mighty wolf!" Yang Tuo was a little helpless, if a group of killer wolves came, they could kill each other, anyway, it was not against the dead animals here. But here comes such a young wolf who looks like a rice ball, and obviously has a tendency to treat him as a father, what should I do?
Yang Tuo looked at Xi Fu and cast an inquiring look.
The young wolf god also looked at Xi Fu at the same time, and cast a questioning look at him. Don't look at it as young, but you can accurately tell that the meat here should belong to this long man, so can it eat a pheasant?