"I couldn't help myself at the time, and then I was blinded by a ghost, so I followed you, a dead madman, where are you going with me? What is your birthday wish? Zhong Qiuyun pretended not to know and asked knowingly.

Yang Fengfeng said mysteriously: "My birthday wish is...... Yun'er can sleep with me every night......"

"Ouch......" Zhong Qiuyun shuddered, gritting his teeth in fear, but there was a trace of expectation in his heart, "I...... Can you sleep on your own tonight? ”

"Tomorrow night, you're going to give me yourself as a birthday present tonight."

"That'...... There's a request......"

"Say it. As long as I can do it, I will promise you anything. ”

"Can you tap it...... Slow down...... Be gentle......"

"......" Yang Fengfeng nodded solemnly and said, "Okay, I will agree to all three requests." ”

It's just a request, but this guy says three......

It seems that it is not easy to be a woman, find a useless man, and have to endure loneliness; If you find a particularly useful man, you have to endure it......

……

The next day, Yang Dingfeng called Lin Dayuan and quit his job in the repair shop. He never read books, so he drove to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a lot of books and came back, and then sat in the hall soaking and reading books.

Zhong Qiuyun saw that he was just flipping through the book vigorously, and it didn't take long for him to finish the book, and then, closing it, putting it away, closing his eyes and leaning back against the sofa was thinking.

When I opened my eyes, I took another book from the pile of books and flipped through it again......

Zhong Qiuyun was looking for information before and after, and felt that there was so much information on the Internet now, and it was a waste of time and money to find information in books. "Hey, madman Yang, it's not worth it for you to buy so many books to check the information. A book costs dozens of dollars, and you can't read it after a few clicks, it's a waste of money. ”

Yang Dingfeng heard her say this, and knew that this girl was distressed about money again. He is also from a poor background, and he knows this kind of hard-won money.

"There's no waste, I've read it all and understood the content. There are too many advertisements on the Internet, too watery, so it is too wasteful to find a way to find a way, and it is better to look at the book quickly. ”

Zhong Qiuyun gave him a roll of the eye and said, "What did you say?" Are you kidding? Just like you, page by page, reading a page of a book for no more than half a second, who do you think you are, a genius with ten lines at a glance can't do it, right? ”

Yang Dingfeng continued to flip through the book, and if she didn't answer her, she didn't believe it.

Zhong Qiuyun picked up the books that Yang Dingfeng was reading and opened them, and found that these were some books related to auto parts. What engine parts, drive train parts, brake system parts......

"Hey, dead madman, you've really read all of this? How much do you think you can remember? ”

Yang Dingfeng said while flipping through the book: "Remember everything you can remember, don't worry about it, I won't waste money." ”

Zhong Qiuyun didn't believe it, "Really? ”

"Well, really. These will not be wasted, there is no collection of books at home, after I read it, I will buy a bookshelf, when it is a collection of books to put on it? ”

"You...... Can you really read a book so fast? The CT scan isn't that fast, is it? Curiosity and impulsiveness made Zhong Qiuyun plan to break the sand pot and ask to the end.

Yang Dingfeng just nodded and waved his hand, signaling her not to disturb herself.

"Hey, crazy Yang, borrow a few minutes." Zhong Qiuyun begged.

Yang Fengfeng put down the book in his hand, "What's the matter, let's talk about it." ”

Zhong Qiuyun smiled charmingly, first held Yang Fengfeng's face with his white hands, and gave him a kiss that was neither deep nor shallow, before saying: "I want to know why you can read books so quickly, with your 'primary school doctor' education level, you can't recognize some words in these books." What's more, these books on auto parts are also in English, some of which are in English, and even I, a freshman who has read college, don't know me, can you really understand it? ”

"Isn't there an English dictionary?" Yang Fengfeng said.

Zhong Qiuyun pursed her lips and snorted: "However, I have secretly observed for a long time, and I haven't seen you check the dictionary." ”

Yang Dingfeng looked at her blankly, thought for a long time, and then said: "Kiss one more, kiss for a long time, and I'll tell you." ”

"Phew! The pervert ......, "Zhong Qiuyun can't do it, anyway, I've kissed him, and I can't lose anything if I kiss it again." I had to kiss him deeply again......

After the lips parted, Yang Fengfeng took a deep breath and looked intoxicated.

Zhong Qiuyun slapped him on the head, "Why do you take a kiss and get drunk like a drug addict......"

"Oh! Yun'er's kiss is fragrant and sweet, she must be intoxicated......" Yang Fengfeng smiled secretly. Vitality, it turns out that he can absorb a small amount of vitality when kissing, which is really cool. This part of the vitality is scattered and rare, but only those who cultivate the Tao know its preciousness.

Of course, ordinary people can't absorb these vitality. It was Yang Dingfeng, a caring guy, who noticed this. He had to sigh that the vitality of this human body was a bit like a storage battery. When the vitality is still there, people are alive, and as soon as the vitality is used up, people are hanging.

But this is just an analogy, and it is not completely consistent.

"The kiss has been given to you, get it from the truth!" Zhong Qiuyun said.

"It's very easy, I know that my culture is too high, before reading these books, I also bought back two big dictionaries - a sea of Chinese words and a song in English, read both books once, memorize these Chinese characters and English words, isn't it?" Yang Fengfeng was in a good mood, and the kiss just now made him discover a new continent. Before, he thought that he could only inhale vitality when he crossed circles with women, but he didn't think that kissing was okay.

Although kissing is slow, kissing is easier than forking and looping. However, at the same time, he was a little worried, would he become a crooked cultivator if he sucked it like this?

Anyway, there is no record of orthodox monasticism. The golden silk jade scroll he got only taught him to suck the qi of heaven and earth, not the vitality of women! Therefore, he only inhaled the scattered vitality on Zhong Qiuyun's body, those vitality that was orderly in his body, and he didn't dare to inhale it, for fear of hurting her roots.

It's like a person who can see the vapor and only uses his method to collect the vapor evaporated from the cup to condense the droplets, instead of drinking the water in the cup.

The evaporation of water vapor cannot be stopped under normal circumstances, and if no one collects it, it will evaporate and be wasted.

In the same way, the scattered vitality in those human bodies is the same, even if Yang Fengfeng doesn't suck it, they will slowly dissipate.

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