Chapter 72: A Special Way of Being Jealous
Regarding the matter of the cp article on the Internet, it was indeed sued by Xi Wang. Xi Wang deliberately attached all the address links to these websites and sent them to Xi Fu, telling him that this was a new trick in the entertainment industry. And Xi Fu actually knew earlier than Yang Tuo.
Xi Fu opened the door to the evil world during the lunch break at work, and then no one in the company wanted to be close to his office in those days, the cold air emitted there could really save several years of air conditioning fees, and the employees silently said that since it was autumn, they should not torture themselves so much, one cold and one hot are easy to catch a cold, and it is better for them to stay away from Xi Fu.
Xi Fu was angry in his heart, and at the same time he scanned all the cp articles on the Internet, this is a masochistic process, and he is in order to know himself and his opponent in order to win all battles. When Yang Tuo called in the past two days, he used more than 20 years of good cultivation to not show anything wrong on the phone, no matter what, Yang Tuo was innocent and should not be angry with him.
But sanity is one thing, jealousy is another. Especially when he saw the rice ball coming back with Yang Tuo, it really made him want to bite Yang Tuo hard. Of course, Xi Fu then put it into action, and did not take off his apron and hugged Yang Tuo directly for a deep kiss, and by the way, he smeared the oil on his hand on Yang Tuo's face.
"Why did you bring this cat back, it doesn't want anyone anymore. If you like to have pets, tomorrow we will go to raise a dog, the fiercer kind, and the cat will not dare to come in the future. ”
Why are you so naïve! Yang Tuo didn't say this, but his eyes when he looked at Xi Fu were red. Bare. Naked, who told sù Xifu that cats must be afraid of dogs? Onigiri is a fine cat, but it's not something that ordinary dogs can deal with.
Fangiri can understand human language a little, and it knows that Xi Fu does not welcome it, the reason is obvious, its stepfather's bad popularity has affected the cat, this is anger. However, as a pot-bellied cat, it will not flinch because of Xi Fu's small rejection, on the contrary, in order to be able to eat delicious food, it can sell all kinds of cuteness without a lower limit.
"Meow~" The rice ball hugged Xi Fu's thigh, his eyes widened and showed an aggrieved expression, it didn't ask for much, just a large plate of vinegar fish fillet, it already smelled the smell.
Xi Fu was hugged by a cat on the thigh, what can he do to the rice ball, it is impossible to kick the rice ball away. Not to mention, seeing the aggrieved appearance of the rice ball, Xi Fu really wanted to pinch its fat face.
Xi Fu turned his head away from the rice ball and said to Yang Tuo with a straight face, "Is it like talking!" Hug your thighs when you see people, such an unreserved cat must not be raised, what if you follow the learning? Why don't you hurry up and get it away, the fire on the kitchen stove hasn't been extinguished yet. ”
Yang Tuo really didn't want to raise rice balls, but he adopted it for a few days, and he still didn't allow it to enter the bedroom. Xi Fu didn't understand, but just now he heard the rice ball saying, 'Kiss one more, yo, kiss another', this kind of blind coaxing cat is not a good pet.
Yang Tuo pinched the back of the rice ball's neck and had an in-depth communication with it, telling it not to look at or listen to indecent people, otherwise it would only be given cat food for the past seven days. The hair on the cat's face on the rice ball covered up its thick pity, for an unmarried cat, watching the love story of humans is one of the few interesting things, Yang Tuo is even deprived of such an interest, and there is no way to recognize it for the sake of food.
When Xi Fu brought out the vinegared fish fillet, the cat with its tail wagging listlessly on the rice ball instantly raised its head, and its nose smelled in the air like a dog, as if it was about to pounce on the dish.
Xi Fu scolded for being useless, although he forced Yang Tuo to hug the rice ball aside, he still specially distributed a plate of vinegared fish fillets for the rice ball. This is not something that Xi Fu made specifically for rice balls, but most of today's dishes are related to vinegar, what vinegar cucumbers, vinegared shredded potatoes, vinegared fish fillets, sweet and sour pork ribs, sauerkraut and mutton casserole, it can be regarded as a mistake to make the rice ball eat the vinegared fish fillet it wants.
Yang Tuo didn't understand anything after reading today's dishes, it seems that Xi Fu knows everything, so Yang Tuo thinks about his stomach, he feels that he has to pretend to be better.
"I've worked hard to cook Xi, I've served a good meal, do you think these are enough? If it's not enough, I'll add it to you. Yang Tuo took the initiative to help Xi Fu take off his apron with a very eye-catching look, and smiled innocently at him.
Xi Fu looked at Yang Tuo's smiling face and sulked a little again, can't he stop smiling, he always feels exactly the same as the cat that has been planted in the rice bowl. So Xi Fu only said three words to Yang Tuo, "I'm hot." ”
Yang Tuo is stupid, there is air conditioning in the kitchen, this person is also making air conditioning, he is hot wool! Can't you be more distracted when you open your eyes and talk nonsense?
Yang Tuo reacted quickly and understood that Xi Fu didn't want to go to the heart, but to go to the kidney. "Then when you have a good meal, I will help you take a bath and ensure that you wash it in vain."
Xi Fu smiled with satisfaction, Yang Xiaotuo is still very kind to him, today he can finally play in the bathroom, he has been thinking about things like smearing soap on each other for a long time. In other words, pressing Yang Tuo on the frosted glass in the bathroom should be very feeling, and there is also a reaction to be able to see him in the mirror. Xi Fu will say that these are references to those evil little. Yellow. Text? No, he thought it was really going to be hot.
How could Yang Tuo not think of Xi Fu's evil thoughts, it's just that as an alpaca who loves his partner very much, he is spoiling the other party unconditionally, and he really has achieved the ultimate in generosity.
So the meal passed peacefully in Xi Fu's brain supplement bathroom plot and Yang Tuo's brain supplement spoiling plot.
But the one who should come always can't escape, and after the meal, Xi Fu still discussed with Yang Tuo about the evil cp on the Internet. "Therefore, we should stop the spread of unhealthy tendencies, and I must absolutely fight them and become the victors."
"What are you going to do?" Yang Tuo said that it was rare for him to see Xi Fu naïve, and he would cooperate with Xi Fu wherever he wanted to play.
Xi Fu asked Yang Tuo to sit down, opened a document and asked him, "Leave the rest to me, you just need to make a recommendation for this article "I Love You When I Become an Alpaca". ”
What the hell is this?
Yang Tuo was thundered when he saw the name of this document, and then he knew that the thunder in the name of the article was only the first of the nine heavenly thunders, this was actually a cp article written by Xi Fu, and the protagonists were of course Yang Tuo and Xi Fu. Of course, how can there be such a fair use of his real name, and it is not used to set it all human, but to say that after Yang Tuo was reincarnated, the alpaca lost the memory of being a human, so Xi Fu did not choose to become a human when he was reincarnated, but chose to become another alpaca, he crossed the ocean from Australia, and finally found a fate mate in the Americas, and finally the two alpacas loved each other together.
This story has not been written, Xi Fu has just written 30,000 words, and Yang Tuo is honored to glance at the outline first. And this article has been serialized on the J.J Literature Network for ten days.
Xi Fu hugged Xi Fu's waist with one hand, controlled the mouse with the other hand, and showed Yang Tuo the chat record between him and the j.j editor, "You see that the editor has asked me out, it seems that I have a lot of potential in this article and want to sign a contract with me." But even if you sign a contract, we don't miss the money. Anyway, I'm not afraid that there will be no exposure, and the money for hundreds of mines every day is still enough, or find a way to let the company help operate the other party's server in the dark, and put this article at the top, do you think this idea is better. I really want the whole world to know that you are my Yang Tuo, so I have nothing to do with those people. When will the law of same-sex marriage be passed? ”
Yang Tuo really wanted to cover his face, he felt that he was very undisciplined, and today he learned that the reliable Xi Fu was even more undisciplined. "Is that really good? It's better to have pictures and texts, I'll illustrate these two alpacas, you get one to give me a license, and I'll adapt the story into a comic version. ”
"Okay." Of course, Xi Fu immediately agreed, his Yang Tuo is good, and they can show their affection in this way. In this way, the vinegar in Xi Fu's heart also dissipated a lot, and he decided to be gentle with Yang Tuo in the bathroom.
Fangiri said that it was useless for Yang Tuo to just let it stay in the living room, and even if it couldn't witness the love action movie between two humans, it could still hear the sound from the bathroom. Humans are really a race that likes sports, and it's like it has to sleep when it's full. It didn't want the two of them to do it for too long, its hearing was not bad, and it really couldn't sleep peacefully in such a spring-like place.