68. How do you eat alpacas?

Yang Tuo had a good time on the farm, and this was the first time Yang Tuo had been so close to nature.

At that time, the interstellar era was a time of war, and it was absolutely impossible to have a pet or something. Yang Tuo first went to the military academy, and as soon as he graduated, he went to the front line, and then when he got sick, he retreated to the desert star, a planet with few creatures.

After getting to know the alpaca in the book, because it has the same pronunciation as his own name, Yang Tuo instantly felt close, not to mention that the alpaca has such a cute face, body and hair. In fact, Yang Tuo is also a member of the Appearance Association, if the alpaca is not cute, then the same name as it will make Yang Tuo very distressed.

Fortunately, life is very kind to him, and his brother is an animal with his own cute attributes, which makes him happy on the farm. There are a total of 62 alpacas on the farm, and Yang Tuo has been able to accurately distinguish each one of them in five days, and has successfully become one of them, the sixty-third alpaca.

Alpacas have roughly the same personality, they are curious, and they will always run to see what is going on with the humans that appear. However, some of them are timid and will only look through the railing, some of them will run to Yang Tuo's feet to ask for touch, and some of them like to play. Alpacas have a very special way of playing, they like to stack ladders, that is, they put their long necks on the body of another alpaca, and three alpacas have to stage a game of good friends playing with each other's necks every day.

Yang Tuo is currently shaving several alpacas, usually in the spring, because these were born at the end of last year, and now they are growing and dense, and it is time to prune.

Xi Fu gave the two baby alpacas grass for the sake of grass, and when he saw Yang Tuo who was seriously shaving, he really felt like he was lifting a stone and hitting his feet. Who would have thought that in the past five days, Yang Tuo has mingled with the alpacas, achieved a different kind of self-release, and would run on the grassland with the alpacas, and he would have no energy at night. Xi Fu slept next to Yang Tuo, for Yang Tuo, who fell asleep almost in a second, he really had the urge to give this person a bite, these alpacas are so cute? So cute that Yang Tuo can ignore the big living people around him?

"I said you were so nice to the alpacas, you shaved them so hard that you hadn't shaved me yet. Aren't you bored with this herd of alpacas? Xi Fu's words definitely had a strong sour taste, and it fell on the sake of competing for favor with a group of alpacas, which also made him drunk.

Yang Tuo's hands kept moving, and his eyes didn't look at Xi Fu, "I'm doing something very important, don't you know that the key to determining an alpaca's appearance is in their hair." If the hair is sheared well, they will be cute, and if they are not cut well, they will be decadent. Look at the one who rested his neck on the fence and looked at the sky, the hair on his head was not shaved, and now he can't even see his eyes. And the unshaved one next to me has such a fat face. So how can something as fun as styling them be boring? ”

Xi Fu was speechless when he listened to Yang Tuo's explanation, fortunately, he had already asked the person in charge of the farm, what are the daily projects for these alpacas, and he was relieved, Yang Tuo had already played everything he could in the past few days, and after shaving these alpacas today, he was finally able to let go of the long neck of the alpacas, and took the time to hold him.

Even if he was able to comfort himself like this, Xi Fu was still a little unhappy, but he hid this cautious unhappiness very well.

Who would have thought that Yang Tuo would also make up for it, "Actually, we should shave the alpacas together, but your craftsmanship, it's not that I dislike you, the alpaca spit on half of your face yesterday, just because you didn't have a sense of proportion." So I don't recommend you to participate, your hands-on ability in this area is really ......, of course, the ruler is long and the inch is short, you just need to light up the skills of the stunt chef. As the saying goes, a white covers a hundred ugliness, you are cooking in hand, invincible. Don't be jealous, the alpacas can't compete with you, I won't be here for a few days. ”

Xi Fu's face is really dark, can he not open which pot he doesn't want to mention, he doesn't want to miss the taste of alpaca saliva at all! If you have to like the saliva of an alpaca, it can only come from the saliva of the humanoid alpaca demon Yang Tuo, and if you have a few more kisses, he has no opinion at all.

"We're going horseback riding tomorrow!" Xi Fu insisted on taking Yang Tuo away from the alpaca herd, he glared at the alpacas around him, these little alpaca goblins competing for favor, your boss is mine, and I am alone.

There is a black-haired alpaca not far from Xi Fu, it is stupidly maintaining the action of biting a grass in its mouth, and it doesn't move its teeth to gnaw for half a sound, I don't know where it is, and after receiving Xi Fu's murderous eyes, it shook its body and ran away, swallowing the grass while running.

The consequence of the black hair spreading his hooves and running was that the dirt raised by the hind hooves pasted Xi Fu's face, making his black face even more frozen.

Yang Tuo witnessed this scene, and the villain in his heart laughed wildly, but he still couldn't help but laugh at Xi Fu in person. The daughter-in-law must be loved, and he must not be allowed to blow up his hair, otherwise the consequences will be very strict. "Listen to you, we're going to ride tomorrow, you go and wipe your face."

Xi Fu stood up and rubbed Yang Tuo's hair, turning his hair into a chicken nest before stopping, "Then I'm going to cook, it's almost dinner, and you're almost cut it, don't play crazy with them, save some effort, lest you can't ride tomorrow." ”

**

The next day, Yang Tuo was very trustworthy and accompanied Xi Fu to ride a horse. When he arrived at the horse farm, Xi Fu professionally taught Yang Tuo how to ride a horse, and asked him to put on all the protective gear before letting him get on the horse.

It's just that Yang Tuo learned to ride a horse very quickly, maybe he was born with motor cells, and soon mastered the skill of horseback riding, and he stopped running after running around the racecourse for several laps.

"You better run away with me." Yang Tuo mastered this skill quickly, but he didn't have much enthusiasm for the sport, perhaps because the speed of horseback riding seemed too slow to him, and he couldn't enjoy the passion in speed. However, because he has already said that he will play in the horse farm with Xi Fu today, he will do what he says and will not ruin Xi Fu's interest.

Xi Fu's eyes lit up, this was really something he couldn't ask for, he originally thought that there was no such benefit. "Then I'll hold you in the back, you just have to watch the scenery, we can run to the small hill behind, this piece is allowed to run horses."

Yang Tuo is still very good at enjoying it, he is so happy that he doesn't make any effort to lean on Xi Fu's arms, Xi Fu's speed is not fast, this bumpy frequency really makes people want to sleep, especially the climate here is pleasant, and the warm wind blows on the body and has the urge to doze off.

"You think it's more fun than playing with alpacas on the farm, right? Otherwise, we won't be on the farm for the next few days, you haven't been to the United States before, and there is still half a month of vacation, so we will go around, or do you want to go to Hollywood for a walk? I haven't actually been. ”

Xi Fu was thinking about how to snatch Yang Tuo's attention away from the alpacas, and the most clever way was to separate them and take Yang Tuo away from those artiodactyls, whether those animals could still be chased out.

Xi Fu didn't wait for Yang Tuo's answer, he turned his head sideways and saw that Yang Tuo didn't know when his head started to nap little by little, which really made Xi Fu cry and laugh, this person is really big enough, he can fall asleep in this situation, isn't he afraid of falling off the horse, how much trust he has to trust himself to fall asleep?

It is a happy thing to be trusted by Yang Tuo, but at this time, it is also ignored that the rare atmosphere of the two-person world between the two is ignored. Xi Fu wanted to kiss Yang Tuo's ear to wake him up, but he calmly had a better idea. Because he wore few clothes in early summer, Xi Fu secretly reached into Yang Tuo's clothes with one hand and touched Yang Tuo's waist. Xi Fu righteously guaranteed that this was all in good intentions, hugging Yang Tuo's waist so that he could sleep more peacefully, and there would be no risk of falling.

Of course, not only that, Xi Fu looked at the back of Yang Tuo's neck, but he couldn't help but kiss it, and planted a small strawberry with a deep kiss.

Yang Tuo couldn't have felt it, he had woken up in a daze, of course, the main reason was not because his neck was kissed, but because the two of them were so close to each other on the horse, he could feel the body temperature of the person behind him, especially the chrysanthemum part felt a heat source with the horse's step, which made Yang Tuo have a very intuitive sense of someone's ambition.

Yang Tuo turned his head and saw Xi Fu laughing out of his dimples, this person has definitely been planning for a long time, and he wants to pretend that nothing happens, your dimples have betrayed you.

"I kind of know why you like horseback riding!" Forgive Yang Tuo's thinking from the interstellar era, there was really no dirty joke about riding together at that time, so he didn't have any concept beforehand.

Xi Fu continued to smile at Yang Tuo, his dimples deepened, and he could still maintain a serious tone and say, "Don't worry, my favorite thing to ride is definitely not a horse, you know." ”

Yang Tuo smirked, he was a pure alpaca, so he wouldn't understand that Xi Fu wanted to ride himself the most.

Yang Tuo turned his head and didn't speak, this time he finally couldn't sleep, there was this heat behind him, how could he sleep.

Xi Fu decided to completely abandon the cheeky Cunzài, and he continued to whisper in Yang Tuo's ear, "Yang Xiaotuo, you see that I have taught you to ride a horse, so in order to reward me, let's try it tonight, I guarantee that the taste is cooler than riding a horse." ”

"You've tried! I haven't tried it, so what's the guarantee. Yang Tuo asked without looking back, why did he let Xi Fu on it for the first time and wanted to ride him, this is really a sweet dream, can Xi Fu beat him? The answer is no way.

Xi Fu lamented in his heart, this is the tragedy of finding a boyfriend with high force value, if you don't agree with each other, you have to fight, but the poor thing is that they haven't done it yet.

"I haven't tried it, but you really don't want to try it? You know that you care about the alpacas, not about my sex. Blessed. ”

Yang Tuo really felt that Xi Fu was controlled by aliens, this person also has the potential to act, this aggrieved tone is really realistic, and the expression is still very calm I have to smile. Yang Tuo pinched Xi Fu's nose and turned his head again, he had the intention to open a new door this time, but he forgot to play with the alpacas a few days ago, and it was better to choose a day than to hit the day or open meat today.

Yang Tuo is actually quite curious, he has a small calculation in his heart, it is not a matter of minutes to push Xi Fu, so let Xi Fu be on it for the first time, and he will be able to bully Xi Fu a few more times in the future. However, you can't relax on your lips, and being lightly yì will not be cherished enough.

Xi Fu was a little depressed when he didn't get Yang Tuo's approval, but he quickly adjusted his mentality, and Yang Tuo didn't refuse, saying that this is Yang Tuo's shy nature showing up, and he said that he didn't want it on the surface, but he actually wanted it in his heart.

After eating dinner and washing, Xi Fu looked at Yang Tuo lying on the bed and tentatively touched Yang Tuo's legs, how can a man's skin be so good, it is so comfortable to touch, and he is about to touch his calves upwards when he touches it. Xi Fu looked at Yang Tuo, who was watching TV and did not refuse his touch.

"Wait a minute." Yang Tuo suddenly let go of Xi Fu's hand, and he stuffed a tube of ointment into Xi Fu's hand, "On the first day of riding, the skin on my thighs was a little worn out, you help me apply it." ”

"Why did you say now, you should have taken the medicine earlier." Xi Fu was stunned for a moment, opened Yang Tuo's pajamas, and saw that the skin on his thighs was a little red, but fortunately it was not broken. Xi Fu's heart fire just now was temporarily rested by this one, and his mouth was still muttering Yang Tuo, "You can really bear it, but it's also my fault, just seeing you running fast, I forgot that the skin of the first horseback riding will be worn out." ”

"Okay, stop nagging, I don't hurt. Quietly drugged! Yang Tuo really didn't mean to tease Xi Fu, and he didn't want to apply ointment, but since he was honest, it was better to confess himself, lest Xi Fu find out and be verbose.

Xi Fu is really quietly taking medicine, but the position of this skin wear is more sensitive. Sense, he was originally concentrating on medicine, but gradually his hand touched and touched it, and the very elastic buttocks were seducing him, and his proud willpower finally collapsed, and he couldn't help touching it anymore.

"Yang Xiaotuo, I'll help you apply another place, I'm ready for the lubricant." Xi Fu kissed Yang Tuo's ear as he spoke, and he had to kiss Yang Tuo's sensitive point first.

Yang Tuo's back was numb, he rolled his eyes at Xi Fu, and pretended to be very calm and said, "Well, you are on it once, and I will be replaced ten times on it, and if you agree, I will promise you to give it a try today." ”

In this case, of course, Xi Fu agreed to the unfair trade, as for whether the deal can be reached, it will be said later, and he will never let go of the alpaca meat in his mouth now.