Chapter 55: Fish and Water (Catching Insects)
Feng Danmiao's backhand went up, only taking the fish veil. Youyu is a person who has practiced in the end, his eyes are fast, and he grabbed Feng Danmiao's attacking wrist and reflexively knocked him down. Youyu took the opportunity to escape, after all, Feng Danmiao was not easy to deal with.
Feng Danmiao was taken aback, he was so fast, did he still know Mu Ne's fish? Feng Danmiao wanted to take off his veil more and more and see his face.
When Feng Danmiao was surprised, a fish was about to climb on the horse's back, and his blind evasive heart coupled with the speed of the horse that was difficult for others to surpass was simply "complementary and winged". Feng Danmiao was afraid that he would never be able to catch him back after he got on the horse, so he immediately kicked the stone under his feet and hit the acupuncture point on the horse's neck, so frightened that the horse ran away like crazy, and a fish pounced in the air and fell to the ground.
Feng Danmiao ran to help Youyu, but unexpectedly, Youyu turned over and ruthlessly pulled out a soft sword against his throat.
Youyu restrained his feelings far-fetchedly, and looked at Shang Feng Danmiao coldly, not allowing his eyes to reveal the slightest affection.
Feng Danmiao's brows couldn't help frowning slightly, those eyes must have fish, but his eyes were so unfamiliar. Just when Feng Danmiao couldn't be sure...
[Didi: Please complete the main quest of "Make a Promise by Yourself", with a reputation value of 1000.]
A "Didi" reminder bell completely betrayed Youyu, and under Feng Danmiao's shadow, under his nose, the system table turned out to be surrendered!
The corners of Feng Danmiao's mouth couldn't help but raise a smile, and he couldn't help but bow down, from Youyu's dodging eyes, Feng Danmiao knew that he didn't dare to make a move.
Watching Feng Danmiao slowly approach him, a fish seemed to smell his body, as if hearing his heartbeat, and suddenly felt a cold hair. His smile was complicated, and some fish didn't know what he wanted. "Don't think I can't do it."
"You won't do it, you don't hate me." Feng Danmiao tried to catch Youyu's gaze and wanted to look at him quietly, but he was very uncooperative. "It's great that you're alive."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Feng Danmiao doesn't dodge, but it is difficult to start with fish. The closer he got closer, the fish began to see his haggard face, thinner than before, and his eyebrows seemed to be more affectionate than before.
Feng Danmiao quickly tore off the veil of the fish, and finally saw his face that he had been thinking about day and night, but, "You have become ugly." ”
"Ugly uncle!" When a fish swings his sword, even if he can't kill him, it's better to cut off his hair.
"Are you really?" Feng Danmiao hurriedly dodged.
"Aren't you quite backbone? Look at the sword. ”
There is a fish to attack, Feng Danmiao thought that it was not a bad thing that he would make a knife and dance to rob, he wanted to let him have a few, but then he found out that he was wrong, now this stupid fish can no longer be the same, he is very strong in close combat, and he can't knock him down with his bare hands.
Feng Danmiao took a few steps back, was defeated, and had no choice but to squat down and pick up the fishing rod.
Youyu didn't have time to be complacent, watching him pick up the fishing rod and point it at himself, he quickly turned around and fled. Youyu knows very well how many catties and taels he has, and he will lose from afar.
Feng Danmiao jumped in front of Youyu, knocked out the soft sword in Youyu's hand in three or two blows, forced him to the bank of the river, and kicked him into the river mercilessly.
The river water poured into the mouth and nose of the fish, and the fish hurriedly came out of the water, but Feng Danmiao pressed the fish back into the water with one palm, back and forth more than a dozen times, and Feng Danmiao was willing to stop.
"The surname is sealed...... You... It's not good to die..."Youyu finally held on to the rocks on the shore, choking uncomfortably, panting, and glaring at Feng Danmiao angrily. He never imagined that he would be able to do it, if it weren't for his attribute being a fish, he might be killed by him.
Feng Danmiao's heart was beating rapidly, and her palm pressed on Youyu's head, along the bridge of his nose to the tip of his nose. What he touched was a live fish, and he not only lived well, but also learned kung fu!
Feng Danmiao's shattered fantasy suddenly became within reach, as if in a dream. His heart was surging, but his feelings were very steady, "The sloppy things on your face are gone, and you are the same as before." ”
Youyu subconsciously touched his face, and the powder on his face was really gone, and he looked at Feng Danmiao in horror, he seemed to be surprised.
Youyu opened Feng Danmiao's hand, lowered his eyes, pretended not to know, stepped on the boulder at the bottom of the water, and then jumped out of the water and knocked down Feng Danmiao, pressed Feng Danmiao to the ground, grabbed his throat with one hand, and hurriedly wrapped the veil with the other, and warned: "I don't know you, and you don't know me, for your sake of helping me, I won't kill you, but don't mess with me again." ”
Youyu's every move was cautious and careful, Feng Danmiao saw it all in his eyes, held Youyu's hand on his throat, and asked sternly and almost asking: "Is it Cangluan forcing you to death?" ”
Feng Danmiao's strict appearance is awe-inspiring, but how can Youyu know what he is thinking in his heart, in short, he can no longer be trusted.
Youyu shook off Feng Danmiao with a lot of strength and got up and walked away, knowing that he couldn't run so he didn't run, Feng Danmiao followed closely behind. In this situation, there is a fish in this scene that looks like a naughty child rolling in mud, and Feng Danmiao is like a stepmother with a whip in her hand.
"If you don't speak, I'll do it." Feng Danmiao once again grabbed Youyu.
"It's important to you! Go with your King Chen. Youyu didn't want to say the latter sentence, but he didn't vomit unpleasantly.
Feng Danmiao was stunned, "You don't know who King Chen is?" ”
"I don't care who he is, anyway, you don't care who I am."
Since he met Youyu again, he has not been waiting to see him, Feng Danmiao doesn't know why, if it is because of the previous lie, according to Youyu's character, he will not complain for two years. Feng Danmiao seemed to notice something, could it be because of King Chen, if this is the case, wouldn't you have trouble with yourself.
"Guo Tanfu, I admit that you are Guo Tanfu, please take care of you when you meet for the first time."
Youyu rolled his eyes disdainfully: "I don't need you to admit it, I'm not friends with you." ”
Feng Danmiao's blind concession was only exchanged for a fish to be more arrogant, and he almost forgot that a certain fish is a creature that eats hard and does not eat soft. Feng Danmiao changed her compromised tone and threatened: "Since you have a reason to hate me if you don't know me, then I also have a reason to believe that you are a fish, I will sue the emperor, you can do it." ”
Feng Danmiao turned around, turned around and walked towards the city gate.
Easily, Feng Danmiao had the upper hand. Youyu's heart tightened, and he didn't have the confidence to be sure that Feng Danmiao was joking, so he quickly changed his words: "I don't hate you." ”
"Really?" Feng Danmiao turned her head and looked at Youyu up and down, "What Mr. is thinking in his heart is not what he says. ”
Youyu far-fetched unfolded an enthusiastic smile, revealing two rows of green teeth: "Feng Shangshu is really good at laughing." ”
"That's good, the people of the Central Plains will hug each other when they show goodwill." Feng Danmiao narrowed her eyes and opened her arms.
How can there be such a rule in the Central Plains, and you really don't know why Feng Danmiao is pestering herself. "There is no such rule in the Central Plains."
"You're not from the Central Plains, how do you know."
Is this a challenge to IQ? Youyu took a breath, held his head high and said: "Our Huns show favor to the other party by punching each other." ”
"But this is the Central Plains, Guotanfu, you don't want to follow the customs?"
"Yes."
"Then you're a fish."
“!”
Forget it, meet and hold grudges. Youyu reluctantly gave Feng Danmiao a short hug, but was unexpectedly hugged tightly in Feng Danmiao's arms. With his chest against his chest, some fish were shocked to see that Feng Danmiao's heartbeat was violent, like a heavy and urgent knock on the door urging him to open his heart quickly, and some fish couldn't resist his warmth and softened his heart.
Feng Danmiao closed his eyes in enjoyment, immersed himself in sniffing the familiar taste, hugged Youyu like holding a soft quilt, his hands moved up and down, groping for the strong muscles and strong bones that Youyu had practiced, and lowered his head in Youyu's ears with satisfaction, and his voice was extremely gentle: "Actually, the way to show goodwill in the Central Plains is not only to hug, there is a set of rituals, which need to be completed step by step." ”
Some fish clearly felt Feng Danmiao's hands touching on his back, like holding a treasure that he couldn't put down, and there was a tingling and itching feeling on the back of the fish, like a nest of ants teasing the pores on his back, itchy and comfortable, and he couldn't rub it open. "The people of the Central Plains don't get too much inch..."
The words of the fish came to an abrupt end, the sky was gray, and the fish seemed to see the last person they wanted to see.
Feng Danmiao only felt that Youyu's limbs were tense, her breath began to be chaotic, her body trembled slightly with nervousness, and her hands tightly grabbed her clothes. Feng Danmiao realized that he must have been frightened, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?" ”
Youyu shrank his head in horror and went to Feng Danmiao's chin, the end of the road, he instinctively chose to believe and rely on Feng Danmiao, and his tone couldn't help but cry: "Behind you... I... I really want to see Cangluan, save me. ”
"Shh~" Feng Danmiao covered the back of the fish's head with his palm, and comforted, "It's okay with me, take off the watch on your wrist and put it away, don't make a sound." ”
Youyu hurriedly and quietly took off the system and put it in his arms, Feng Danmiao untied the hair towel on Youyu's head, and then sealed Youyu's mouth! There were fish hairs scattered and stretched to the chest.
"Feng Shangshu."
Cangluan's cold voice came, and the scalp of a fish was numb, and a catastrophe was coming.
Feng Danmiao pushed it to Youyu regardless of it, and then... Then tear off your clothes and pants directly! He rode on Youyu, leaned down and kissed the root of Youyu's ears.
"Uhhh~~" Youyu's eyes widened in horror, his whole body was hot, this was committing a crime against the wind, he was dying, he shouldn't have listened to a fool's words! There are fish struggling desperately, and the two are in a mess. There are fish who can't be like this, and if you want to die, you have to be a suave and well-dressed ghost!
Cang Luan opened his eyes with disdain, and the great eunuch noticed Cang Luan's displeasure, and hurriedly came up and pressed Feng Danmiao's shoulder, and stopped: "Feng Shangshu, Your Majesty called you, what kind of system do you have like this?" ”
The eunuch glanced at Youyu under Feng Danmiao's body, the naked/exposed upper body muscles were strong, but his face was covered by messy hair, and the contour of his face was a bit like King Chen.
Feng Danmiao recklessly pushed away the eunuch: "Don't stop me from being good with King Chen!" ”
"King Chen?" The eunuch saw that Feng Danmiao was so crazy that he couldn't figure it out, and persuaded, "King Chen is no longer here, why should Feng Shangshu deceive himself." ”
"You are all liars, you see, isn't King Chen here?"
The eunuch sighed, and reluctantly went back to report to Cangluan: "Your Majesty, Feng Shangshu is sick with thoughts, and he mistakenly thinks that passers-by are the kings of Chen, and he wants to do things of love." ”
Cangluan went out of the city to do errands, and when he saw Feng Danmiao by the riverside, he came up casually to say hello, but he didn't want to bump into lewdness/lust, which was simply spoiled. Fortunately, it was getting late, and the city gate was sparsely populated, so no one could see it.
"How can the Son of Heaven let him come nonsense, warn him, if he does not restrain and tarnish the reputation of Dayan, I will execute his King Chen."
"Yes."
The eunuch walked to Feng Danmiao's side again: "Feng Shangshu is not in a hurry, take King Chen back to the house, close the door and do it again, think about it, King Chen is a person who loves face, you are so reckless, King Chen will be angry." ”
At the same time as the eunuch reported to Cangluan, some fish did not know how many losses they had eaten.
Feng Danmiao immediately stopped moving, and asked stupidly, "Is King Chen really angry?" ”
"King Chen is really going to be angry."
"Oh, then I'll take King Chen back to his house."
"Yes."
After that, Feng Danmiao dressed Youyu in a decent manner. The eunuch went back to report to Cangluan, and Cangluan rode away.
Seeing a column of people and horses disappear into the night, Feng Danmiao exhaled and stood up. "Are you alright?"
"It's no wonder it's okay, your pants were torn by you!" After Yu Kong's assault on Feng Danmiao, he realized that Feng Danmiao had saved him, and his tone softened, "I'm sorry for getting out of control, thank you for saving me." ”
But... Why do you want to admit that he saved himself, isn't this the same as admitting that he is himself, Yu Youyu, are you stupid!
Feng Danmiao leisurely sorted out her clothes, seeing that Youyu looked embarrassed, and did not intend to pierce him. So, the two pretended that nothing had happened.
Now he knows that Feng Danmiao will not harm himself, but from the conversation between him and the eunuch, Youyu can hear that King Chen's status in his heart is not trivial, and Cangluan acknowledges his relationship with King Chen, and allows him to "come to Hu" with King Chen.
His relationship with King Chen was recognized by the king of a country, and under this relationship, he was allowed to have the behavior of mutual affection and willingness, wouldn't it be equivalent to getting a marriage certificate! He and King Chen are a legitimate husband and wife, and they obey the will of heaven and the people, no, they are legal husbands!
Feng Danmiao actually messed around with himself in front of King Chen's mound, although it was a fake to show Cangluan, but some fish felt that King Chen was sitting on the side and watching quietly, with a mocking smile on his face, as if to say: This palace is dead or not, you are all just concubines.
Youyu covered his forehead and stood up, the kiss mark on his neck was warm and hot, and his heart was full of bitterness, "You care so much about King Chen, stay with him, I'll go find Mu Lang and them, don't come with you." ”
"I care about King Chen, I will accompany him, and I will go with you to find them."
Youyu was a little impatient: "Don't you understand me, I told you to stay here." ”
"But King Chen doesn't stay here."
"Then don't follow me."
"Don't you want to know who King Chen is?"
"Who does he love!"
Feng Danmiao wanted to explain to Youyu, but Youyu didn't want to listen, just couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and one day he would know who King Chen was. Anyway, Mu Lang promised to take him back to Beifang with him, and he would have time to eat him clean. "Guo Tanfu, if you meet King Chen, give me a word, saying that I miss him very much, and I have been waiting for him here for more than a year."
"Promise your good words."
It's dark and the surname is deliberately scared! Do you wish you could send a message to a ghost? It's a fantasy. Not to mention whether King Chen is a human or a ghost, is it something that a junior is willing to do to match them! Youyu said perfunctorily: "I wish you two a hundred years of good together." ”
Feng Danmiao smiled slightly: "Thank you." ”
"You're welcome."