Several other men thought that they were looking for trouble, and Hulala all stood up and surrounded him. This gang of gangsters is like this, they don't necessarily have the courage to fight alone, and they like to bully people in groups.

Yu Guo looked as usual, and said seriously: "Big brother, I'm doing this for your good, it's already dark, and you said the word 'ghost' when you said 'really ghost', you want to say 'good brother'." ”

Brother Chang looked at him wearing glasses and Wenwen's weak appearance, and laughed: "Ha, fuck, you nerd, you watch too many horror movies, right?" I can't say, why can you say? ”

The crowd laughed.

Yu Guo said with a straight face: "Big brother, I'm telling the truth, I said yes, you said it really can't." I'm not a local, I'm just here for a tourist. But when I looked at the village head over there, there was a faint black gas, and in our feng shui, let's talk about a 'wangqi' first. The so-called: if the complexion is bright, it will be prosperous, and if the complexion is dark, it will be defeated. If the qi is red, it will be rich, if the qi is black, it will be woeful, and if the qi is purple, it will be rich.

"Above the head of the village, there is a dark aura, more gloomy than the gloomy aura of defeat, if I have learned well over the years, there should be a strong ghost. In normal times, at night, the yang energy is weak and the yin energy is strong, and it is easy to attract ghosts when you say ghost words, let alone in a place where ghosts haunt you? ”

Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and one of the thin men said timidly: "Brother Chang, isn't that direction Dajiangjia Village?" Isn't it ginger ......?"

Brother Chang said angrily: "Shut up for me!" Is there something you can talk about about the bosses? Then put away his disdain and contempt, changed his serious attitude, and asked Yu Guo suspiciously: "You...... Do you look at Feng Shui? ”

Yu Guo shook his head: "No, I only know a little about feng shui, I am a professional exorcist, mainly for ghost exorcism." ”

Brother Chang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, and the others also laughed in order to cooperate and please Brother Chang, but obviously, most of them lacked confidence and were not as enthusiastic as just now.

Yu Guo didn't get angry, but smiled: "Big brother, you are all northerners, and it's normal not to believe it." In the south, my profession is very prosperous, and there are even special masters to take in apprentices, and they are divided into different departments, and they are very carefully developed. In the south, from officials and bosses to hawker workers, they will come to us when they encounter something that is difficult to explain.

"Of course, if you mix well, you can exorcise ghosts for big officials and big bosses, make a lot of money, and we have to support our family after all. Although I am a professional exorcist, I also have to learn some feng shui related to exorcism, which is like if you study physics, you also have to have a certain knowledge of mathematics, and if you study social economics, you also have to have a certain knowledge of history, right?

"So, I said that the word ghost is okay, ghosts are naturally jealous of me, after all, you are not in this business, interlaced like a mountain, of course you don't understand. Ladies and gentlemen, I happened to be passing by, and I kindly reminded you that don't say ghosts or anything related to this after the sun sets, otherwise it will be easy to be tricked. Well, leave it at that. ”

Just about to leave, as Yu Guo expected, that Chang brother shouted: "Wait! Stop! ”

Yu Guo pretended to be surprised and turned around: "This big brother, is there anything else?" ”

Brother Chang looked him up and down for a long time and asked, "You kid...... At such a young age, you can drive ...... What do you drive? ”

Yu Guole said: "Big brother, this doesn't depend on the age. People like us, if they can have an early epiphany, they will have a high level. This is like the rank of martial arts, it does not mean that whoever is big will definitely be able to win the small one. ”

Brother Chang is still full of doubts: "There are really ...... 'good brothers' in this world!" I don't believe in fairies and monsters! ”

Yu Guo pretended to be stunned at first, and then smiled: "Big brother, you really regard us as feudal superstitions. I'm telling you, I don't believe in fairies and monsters either, but ghosts are not superstitions. When a person dies, if the resentment is too heavy, or if there is an unfulfilled wish, the mind is too strong, the brain waves will not dissipate with the decay of the body, but will stay in the space for a long time.

It's just that some can only stand still, with weak brain waves, and can only constantly remember the moment before death or the wish they want to fulfill, which is called reincarnation in superstition, and this kind of ghost is usually called the earth-bound spirit. The brain waves that are detached from the body cannot think normally like the brain, so just like a newborn child, they only have simple thoughts, and sometimes they do not necessarily only retaliate against the person who killed him, and I am afraid that it will also hurt the innocent.

"Even worse, it can occupy other people's brains, which is the so-called finding a substitute, a ghost. And some people who have been cultivating for a long time don't have to stand still, and can even float around, which is even more powerful, maybe they will mix into the hospital and enter the body of a newborn who has no ability to resist, which is called 'reincarnation' in superstition.

"There are also ghosts that are more powerful, can produce a certain body, and can even control the thinking of living people, affect the senses of living people, and then affect the material world, which involves parallel space and superstring theory, you can look at quantum mechanics when you have time, all of them are figured out.

"The highest-ranking ghost is the quantum state, which conforms to Schrödinger's cat theory, that is, it is in a superposition state between two probability waves of life and death, but cannot withstand the observer, and once it is seen, it will collapse from the macrocosm to the microcosm. This explains why you suddenly feel that the ghost is behind you, but when you look back, you find that there is nothing. In fact, these are scientific phenomena that can be explained, but for the current level of science, they are somewhat supernatural.

This nonsense was so fantastical that Brother Chang and the others were dumbfounded, completely immersed in it, and almost sixty percent believed it.

The system laughed loudly: "You can really pull a calf!" Oops, I'm convinced! Isn't the ghost of the quantum state just the one you use when you ignore the state? I've always admired your intelligence, but I didn't expect you to be a genius among geniuses when it comes to lying! ”

For half a minute, unconsciously, there were a lot of people around, and Brother Chang woke up, still frowning, and said with a reluctant smile: "You're kidding me, right?" And talk about such a miraculous ......"

In order to flatter him, a dog-faced man at the outermost time hurriedly said, "! Brother Chang, this kid is just, I don't believe it, what's wrong with the word ghost when I say it? Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost ...... me! ”

But he didn't pay attention to it, Yu Guo had already quietly watched him and hypnotized him, in other words, this dog-faced man thought that he was saying this flattering word to Brother Chang with his own will, but in fact, this was already within the range set by Yu Guo.

Brother Chang also smiled and patted him: "Ah Dog, you're right, you're still a 'professional exorcist'?" Is this kid really fucking stupid? ”

Yu Guo chose this dog-faced man Ah Dog because Ah Dog is the farthest away from Yu Guo, on the other side of the dinner table, once he is hypnotized and goes crazy, and a ghost drama is staged, then others are frightened, and they will not think that Yu Guo did his hands and feet, after all, it is three or four meters away, Yu Guo and Ah Dog do not have any physical contact, how can they do hands and feet?

At this moment, Ah Gou's smile suddenly stiffened, and then his shoulders gradually trembled, from weak to violent, and the amplitude became larger and larger.

Brother Chang was startled at first, and then immediately took a few steps back as if he had been burned, and asked in a trembling voice: "Ah ...... Dog? What happened to you? You know, if it is replaced by other diners, he still has a trace of suspicion, but Ah Gou has been with him for many years, he is an authentic local, and he fights and drinks with him every day, so it is impossible to collude with this strange-faced outsider to play himself.

The dog suddenly barked wildly, tore at his hair with both hands, and began to spill and bump around, knocking down the dinner table and splashing wine. Immediately he fell to the ground again, rolling back and forth, kicking his feet in the air, as if there was an invisible bicycle at his disposal, this is still a literary statement, to put it mildly, this is simply the most ugly street dance in human history.

He just screamed and beat like this, and his limbs moved wildly, like a turtle that couldn't turn over, and he looked very uncomfortable. Everyone was frightened, including Brother Chang, and they all spread out in a big circle. On the contrary, there were more and more onlookers outside, and they were even standing on tiptoe to see what was going on.

Brother Chang motioned to the thin man beside him: "Go, go and help him up!" ”

The thin man was shocked: "Me? But he had to carry out the order, so he had to bite the bullet, slowly bow his waist, and reach out to pull the dog.

Who would have thought that Ah Gou suddenly shook off the thin man's hand, rolled his eyes, and roared in a deep voice: "Do you want to die too?" ”

The thin man was like a frightened monkey, and he bounced up with a roar and ran away.

Ah Dog screamed again, knocked down Brother Chang's other little brother at once, opened his mouth and bit down, fortunately, he bit on the jeans, but he didn't bite through, but the little brother had immediately feces and urine incontinence, fortunately it was a cold winter, if it was summer, it would stink.

People who are hypnotized by hypnosis, just like people who are addicted to drugs, will have strength that does not match usual, so this move makes people feel that Ah Dog is ghosted, usually he is the most timid, bullying the common people is okay, and his brother is awkward, he has never won, how dare he beat other brothers? His hands-on ability is also the worst, if it wasn't for the ghost upper body now, how could it be so fierce?

Brother Chang felt ashamed, but he couldn't ignore his little brother, and suddenly thought of a ready-made professional exorcist beside him, and hurriedly asked Yu Guo: "Master, are you ...... Can you help? ”

Yu Guoqiang couldn't hold back a smile, and said lightly: "I am kind enough to persuade you, but none of you will listen." This person is the weakest yang qi among you, and ghosts like to entangle this kind of person the most, so naturally choose him first. ”

Brother Chang was anxious: "Master! Hurry up! I...... I'll give the money! ”

Yu Guo had to sigh: "Okay, our professional ethics still have to be abided by, and we can't see death without help." He stepped forward, faced Ah Gou, and shouted, "Evil obstacles! If you die, don't you hurry up and reincarnate, and dare to kill innocents in the yang world? Get out of him quickly! ”

Ah Gou turned around suddenly, let out a low roar in his throat, whining, his eyes emitted an evil light, and he stared at Yu Guo viciously. When they saw that he was really as fierce as his name, as fierce and fierce as a dog that had lost his mind and had rabies, they were all frightened, and the circle expanded again, and no one dared to get too close so as not to be hurt.

Yu Guo said word by word: "Don't act for the tiger, the fox is fake and the tiger is mighty!" Get out now! The ghosts here will devour everything, including weak ghosts like you! ”