Gotta die!

The calm and calm little Mumu, when facing these cute little guys, will become very scary~

Seeing that the situation was not right, Messi stepped forward to take down the two-eyed little fat man Bob in the arms of the little flea, "Kuta, if you like it, I can buy it for you when I go back." But Messi didn't take it as he wanted, because the little flea not only did not let go, but hugged it tighter.

"No, I just like Big Brother Muris, Big Brother Muris's things here are much cuter than the ones in the store!"

"Obedient, Kuta."

"No, no, I want this." The little flea dodged Messi's big hand, and finally simply leaned on Murice's bed, pressed Bob with his body, and said nothing to say.

Alan Tea almost pumped over because of fright, Xiao Mumu, who has a habit of cleanliness, usually can't sit on his bed for others, and that little golden retriever actually relies on the whole person?!

Alan Tea turned his head and stared at Muris, lest he have a seizure, and went up to give the little golden retriever a second.

To Alan Cha's surprise, Muris was not angry, but his face softened by two points.

His eyes returned to the bed, and the little flea at this time writhed around on the bed like an earthworm because of Messi's itching, but no matter how he howled, the little bob was caught by him.

Messi had no choice at all, straightened up and shrugged apologetically at Murice.

"I'm sorry, Murice, Kuta always turns into a kid when he's stealing things from people. He's the same at home, no one can snatch him, unless Celia comes out herself. "But his mother, Celia, would not be bad if she didn't give Kuta the toys of the other children, how could she help them get something from Kuta?

"Bob, who has been squashed, just give it to him." If he was not mistaken, the little flea deliberately dripped two drops of saliva on Bob's small yellow body. Even if Muris was reluctant to give up the little doll, he couldn't help but feel disgusted with this little minion stained with little flea saliva.

"Thank you, Big Brother Murice!" The little flea is happy, takes the little yellow into his arms, and ravages/ravages hard.

Messi rubbed the little yellow hair of the flea helplessly, and when he was a guest at someone else's house, he didn't know how to pay attention to his image. Obviously very afraid of Muris, why is he so open at this time?

Before the little flea could set his sights on the other dolls, Alan Tea took him out of the room this time with great discernment. But the little flea's eyes were sharp, and when he was coaxed out of the room, he saw a few green trousers fluttering in the wind outside Murice's balcony.

When Muris first realized that he was not good, and was annoyed that he had not taken his clothes back, the little flea's eyes lit up like two small light bulbs, and he jumped to Murice's balcony.

"Wow, Brother Muris, are these your pants, look good~"

"No, it's the fat old man's." Muurice decided to let his fat old man take the blame for him, because he couldn't bear Messi's momentary bewildered face and the curious baby of the little flea.

Messi was really confused, and when he reacted, he was about to laugh crazy in his heart.

He once saw a post-match news of Malaga against Real Sociedad, where the Real Sociedad genius gave Mouris a pair of SpongeBob briefs, which was regarded as a joke by many people in the football circle.

Now it seems that Griezmann Amway has succeeded, Malaga Ace loves SpongeBob SquarePants very much, and so many SpongeBob SquarePants outside are very spectacular.

Seeing this scene, Messi really wanted to take a picture of it and put it on Twitter. I don't know how Muris's fans feel when they see this scene.

He's a very serious guy, this kind of thing that only Kuta can do, he can't be as childish as Kuta.

"Oh~ It turns out that my uncle is such a modern and fashionable person! I really admire! How cute these SpongeBob SquarePants are~" The little flea walked over, brushed the two SpongeBob SquarePants with his little hand, and then turned back brightly, revealing his big eyes that were as expectant as before.

"Brother Muris, can you give me two of these little pants? It's so cute, I'm going to wear SpongeBob SquarePants in the future—"

Everyone knew that the little pants belonged to Murice, but the little flea didn't seem to care. Well, judging by Messi, Kuta is pretending to be confused again.

But, decently, what does Kuta want Muris's trousers to do, and wants to bring them...... Don't? Could it be?!

Messi's head exploded on the ground, looking at the little flea against the sky, he only felt a headache.

Alan Cha shook her head, shaking her head without stopping.

Little Mumu, even in the face of that little golden retriever, you can't lose your IQ at this time! The seemingly innocent little golden retriever is actually a little fox. He has pants from many big-name stars in the circle, but he sells them for a lot of money. If you don't want your little pants to be robbed by countless people, don't reject him carelessly!

"No, you can't." Muris's words came over.

Alan Cha suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, at the moment of cuteness, Xiao Mumu still retains a little sanity. The little dolls are easy to say, and they will be given to the little golden retriever. The panties are different, they will blow up!

Alan Cha also wants to watch the show, but she believes she has an obligation to maintain the image of Muris. Well, even Xiao Mumu's pants have been collected so quickly, so it will be difficult for the next thing to have an impact.

"Can't you? Brother Murice didn't mean that his uncle was particularly generous, and a pair of small pants shouldn't be a problem. ”

"Those are all worn."

"I'm embarrassed to say anything new, I'll wear the old one."

“……”

"If you really like it, I can take two new ones for you. In the fat old man's room, there are many. ”

"Kuta, don't be too willful." As soon as Messi thought of what the little flea was going to do next, he felt that he had to stop him now.

“…… Okay, okay, just want a new one. Although the new ones are not worn, it is said that Brother Muris has held them in his hands, and there must be many people who are willing to pay a lot of money out of their pockets. The little flea's voice grew lower and lower, and a man muttered there.

"What did you say?" Muris asked.

"Nothing, nothing, thank you, Big Brother Murice! I'm very happy, it's really the best to come here with Brother Muris! There's chicken, there's a two-eyed bob, and there's SpongeBob pants, it's really awesome! ”

As he left the balcony, Little Flea glanced back at the SpongeBob SquarePants fluttering in the wind, and thought to himself that if there were so many of them, I would take one when I went back, and Brother Morris wouldn't find out.

It was still early, and the little flea was sitting in the house yelling and bored. It didn't take long for him to carry two soccer balls and stand in front of Messi, Muris and Alan Cha.

"Leo, Brother Muris, Sister Alan Cha, let's play the game!"

"What do you want to play?" Muris asked.

"I'm in a group with Sister Alan Cha, and Brother Muris is in a group with Leo, let's play the game of grabbing the ball, okay?"

"You're in a group with Alan Tea?" Alan Tea doesn't know how to kick a ball.

"Hmmm! I'm going to be in a group with Sister Alan Cha. If our group scores a goal, will Big Brother Muris give me a pair of pants? ”

It turns out that the purpose of this little golden retriever is here, to bring her, who can't play football, to make the group of Little Mumu and Messi take it lightly, and it is also just right to negotiate terms with them.

They don't need to win as a group, they just need to score a goal to get a small gift.

Who said that this little flea is a stupid person and a pounding egg white, this IQ, every minute and every second, a group of fools.

And Alan Tea also found that so far in front of Muris, it is only this little golden retriever who can take advantage of it and make Muris reluctant to be ruthless.

"Okay." Murice readily agreed. SpongeBob SquarePants who hasn't worn it, he will give him as many as he wants.

Anyway, his SpongeBob SquarePants, a certain Mr. Ninety Million, had already promised to be provided by him.

In other words, they lose and pay the bill.

"Oh oh oh oh oh! Sister Alan Cha, let's have a big fight! "Before the game even started, the little flea was already enthusiastic!

Every goal is in exchange for a lot of euros, and it's no wonder that this little flea is so excited!

“…… Yes. Alan Cha felt like an idiot like this.

"Sister Alan Cha, be a little motivated! Although Big Brother Muris and Leo are terrifying together, I am very strong! The little fleas habitually squatted down and made a popeye cow coaxing posture, which made Alan Tea even less hopeful for their group.

She thinks that if she and this little flea want to choose a team name, they can be called a fool combination.

And Messi and Xiao Mumu are a typical elite combination.

Fool to the elite, the only thing she can expect is "stupid and stupid".

On a small pitch in the backyard, a little flea wears a small green jersey and jumps around like a chicken.

Alan Cha also changed into a set of sportswear, because she is a football agent, she usually loves sports. Although I can't play football, the rules and some fancy things will still do.

Messi and Muurice warmed up gracefully there, and they were also there to discuss tactics.

They wouldn't have had to do that against two fools. But neither of them is an arrogant person, not to mention that although Alan Cha is a layman, the strength of the little flea cannot be underestimated.

And the little flea has always been known for its cunning and deceitful, and it is constantly thinking about ghosts on the field, which is very headache for opponents. Even Muris and Messi dare not underestimate that foolish pair.

"I'll be serious." Muurice stared at the small flea scurrying across the street.

"Don't worry, I won't release the water." Messi smiled at the little flea that had begun to be restless, "You still have to be careful, Kuta offered to play this game, there must be a backstroke." ”

"Hmm."

"Sister Alan Cha, did you find that those two people are discussing tactics."

"I always feel a little redundant."

"Sister Alan Cha, don't underestimate me. Those two masters know that they have to focus on guarding against me, and you should also face up to my strength. ”

"Okay, good, our Xiaojin is a famous deceitful little devil star, how dare I underestimate you."

"Kim?" Little flea tilts its head, this nickname is so strange.

"You're Xiaojin, how about it, do you like it very much?" You can't call him a little golden retriever, right?

"Sister Alan Tea really doesn't know how to call me, so just call me Beibei, I like this name."

"Kim is also cute."

"I'm a man, you can't describe me as cute at every turn." The little flea pouted like a big frog.

Alan Cha felt that the little ghost in front of him was so cute, and stretched out his hand and rubbed it vigorously.

"You can't touch your head either, it's okay to be touched by a man, if Sister Alan Cha is sister, you can be responsible for touching your head."

"How do you want me to be responsible?" Alan Cha jokingly asked, should this little ghost let her marry him?

"It's nothing, just go to the set every day in the future and bring me something delicious."

"It's that simple?" Then she doesn't touch it casually?

"Sister Alan Cha is a person who can do great things, and I firmly believe it at the first glance when I saw Sister Alan Cha."

"Why are you suddenly boasting about me?"

"It's the same this time, teaming up with Sister Alan Tea is to take a fancy to my sister's unfathomable potential."

"Why was I complimented by you, my back is a little cold?"

"Leo will leave it to me, Sister Alan Tea wants to help me drag Brother Muris?"

"You think too highly of me, I can't."

"Sister has to have confidence in herself, Brother Murice will not be cruel to women."

"No, you're wrong, your big brother Muris won't be cruel to you, but maybe ...... me" Alan Cha struggled and shook her head, feeling that the future was really bleak.

Alan Cha found that not only did Muris automatically lose his IQ in the face of this little monkey, but even she didn't know where to lose her IQ.

This little monkey is too ghostly! In this way, it is still the old fox trait of Xiao Mumu that is more likable. At least Xiao Mumu doesn't want to harm her, this little ghost is not merciful at all!

"In this way, I'll drag Messi, and you will deal with your big brother Murice." Messi's personality seems to be very good and humble, and she may still have a whole corpse when facing him.

"I'm sure I'll let Leo release water on me, but I'm not sure I'll let Big Brother Murice show mercy to my men." Little fleas rarely told the truth.

"Messi will release water on you?" Alan Cha shook his head, "Muris will remind him, he must be working harder than usual." ”

“……”

"What's wrong?"

"I think what my sister said makes sense."

Then Little Flea and Alan Tea switched positions, and the two sides crossed attacks, and the one who scored ten goals won first. If Little Flea doesn't score a single goal after Messi and Murice have scored ten goals, then Little Flea will have to accept the punishment of the two. As long as one goal is scored, the little flea will be rewarded.

At the beginning of the game, the little flea side takes the ball first.

With the ball dribbled by the little flea, Messi was the first to block in front of him.

"Kuta, hand over the ball obediently, I don't want to kick you."

"What a mad tone, Leo, even if it were you, I would have made you a fool!" The little flea smiled evilly like a little devil, and then accelerated towards Messi.

Messi kept retreating, not taking the initiative to base the little flea, but also blocked tightly in front of him, so that the little flea could not find the slightest chance to break through.

Muris stood not far behind Messi, and even if the little flea broke through Messi, there was still one person in front of him.

The little flea didn't seem to be in a hurry, he tried his best to break through, and at the same time his eyes abstracted in front of the other party's door.

Alan Tea had already sneaked up in front of the opponent's goal, and the little flea saw that the time was ripe and happily passed the ball over.

"Hey, hey! Leo, you've been tricked. The little flea was so proud that the ball reached the feet of Alan Tea without any problems.

Alan Cha saw that the goal was close in front of him and was about to hit the goal happily. Suddenly, the ball under his feet was taken away.

"What's going on?" By the time Alan Cha turned around, Muurice had already rushed to the opposite court with the ball. The little flea wanted to go up to defend but was blocked by Messi and watched as Muurice smashed the ball into the back of the net.

"Kuta, I deliberately let you pass the ball."

"Huh?" Small fleas scratch their heads.

"The ball is at your feet, and even for me, it's hard to get a tackle. As long as you hand over the ball, then there is no threat to your combination. In front of the goal was the fast-paced Mouris, and Miss Alan Cha couldn't break through him. ”

In other words, Alan Tea completely lost its role in this combination, as long as they continued the same tactics, the little flea could not even score the opponent's goal.

"I still have a way!" Little Flea crossed his hands on his hips, "Don't be complacent, Leo, this is just a small test, I have at least a hundred more options to break through your door." Let Big Brother Murice prepare his little pants, and I'll laugh them all. ”

Messi smiled and touched the little flea's head, "Kuta, let's talk first, even if you lose, you can't be really angry." ”

"Got it!" The little flea turned around, and he was very upset now.

"It's the puppy that's angry." Messi stretched out a finger, and the little flea bit when it saw this, and Messi skillfully pressed his head against it.

"Well, if you promise me not to steal Murice's pants, I'll release water in moderation during the game."

"I'm ......"

"Think about it and then answer, I'll only ask you once. If you say no, I'll be serious. ”

The little flea was angry, glared at Messi, and finally deflated himself first.

"Okay, I can promise you, but you must remember to help me at a critical moment, if only I could kick an own goal."

Messi clicked on the greedy little flea, "You treat me as you, kicking the own goal at every turn?" ”

"What's the matter, I'm obviously much better this year!"

"Come on, Kuta."

Messi returned to his half with a smile and received a scrutinizing look from Murice.

"Kuta asked me to release the water, and I said yes. But I'll watch and say those things just to comfort Kuta. ”

Muurice doesn't believe it, Messi will lie to him, but he won't lie to the little flea.

It was he who was wrong, he thought Messi would be a very principled person. Well, but in front of that little flea, Messi often forgets about principles.

All he had to do was make the flea happy.

What's more, this is a game, no one takes it seriously, how could he let that little flea be beaten and screamed by them? If he is not happy, it will be Messi who has a headache.

He knew this too well, so he knew what he was going to do.

But then, Muris was a little surprised, whether it was offensive or defensive, Messi did a good job.

The little flea lay on the ground in frustration, screaming because of being crossed and robbed.

That guy Leo, not only is it not waterproof, but it's even stronger than before.

The little flea glanced at Messi, it was already the eighth goal, hurry up and release the water, otherwise it will be too late.

Who knew that Messi was playing stupid with him, making the little flea want to bite him to death.

"I've been tricked, Leo is so bad."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Humph! Leo must have deliberately told me that he was going to release the water so that I would trust him and not use all my strength when defending him. ”

"Did he really tell you he was going to release the water?"

"I haven't played with him for a year, and Leo has become cunning."

"So what now, we lost by only two goals."

"I'm not so easy to deal with, dare to confuse me, I'll stare him to death!"

"And what about Muris?"

"Sister Alan Cha, you will go to be the goalkeeper for the next two balls, stand in front of the goal......" The little flea leaned up and said a few words in Alan Cha's ear.

Alan Cha was taken aback, then shook her head. "No, I can't do it."

"Sister Alan Cha saw that I was deceived so badly by them, don't you think it's a shame for our group?"

“…… That's right, but wouldn't that be an exaggeration? ”

"They're going to use tricks, and so will we. Hmph, and it's the strongest beauty trick, Sister Alan Cha, believe in your charm! ”

"I never doubted my charm, but I doubted you."

"Huh?"

"Are you three considered men, you don't even look at me when you face a beauty like me, and you bully me like this. Look at me lying on the ground, and don't come to help me......"

It's not just the little flea who is wronged, but the powerful royal sister Alan Cha is actually very annoyed!

Messi was very good with the ball, and when he blocked her with his open hands, although he did not collide with her. But he dribbled the ball so fast that he knocked her down with him.

Little Mumu had completely forgotten how many cute dolls she had gotten for him, and when she shot the goal, the ball flew past her ear room. She was so frightened that she fell to the ground and didn't dare to get up for a long time.

"Sister Alan Cha, you can blame Leo and Big Brother Muris, but for me who is also lying on the ground and grazing, you can forgive me a lot."

"Also, you're worse than me."

"Do as I say, they're the ones who are miserable."

"Are you sure?"

"Humph! Needless to say. ”

On the other side, old Murice returned to his place with a few fresh fish and chickens, and when he opened the door, he found that there was no one in the living room.

Faintly hearing the voices of people coming from the backyard court, the elder Muris walked over enthusiastically and saw a scene that made him smack.

The little flea lay on the ground, hugged Muris's leg, and opened its mouth to bite—

And in front of the goal, Messi was about to shoot, and when he saw Alan Cha, who was dancing and kissing him, his feet were unstable.

It was Messi's first shot on goal today, and the fool combination was also the first time to intercept an attack from the elite group.

"Sister Alan Cha, counterattack quickly!" At such times, old Muris heard a little golden retriever shouting. And at this time, he finally let go of the mouth that was clenching Muris's thigh.

This kind of damage has been used, and he will definitely not be done with him if he stops Kuta again.

So Messi spread his hands and watched Alan Cha walk past him with the ball. Muris wanted to stop it, but the power of a certain "leper dog" should not be underestimated.

"Yes, that's it! Sister Alan Cha, break through their door in one fell swoop! ”

The little flea was so excited, and Alan Cha was so happy that her legs were weak, and she was about to shoot!

However, her marksmanship was not good in the first place, and with a shake of her feet because of her joy, the ball slipped out of the side of the goalpost—

"Ahh - "The little flea is completely weak, like a salted fish lying on the ground. "Let me die, why be so cruel to me?"

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