Chapter 78: Hahaha

In the bathtub, Yang Tuo and Xi Fuchi. Naked opposite, Yang Tuo assured with a foodie heart that has not changed for three hundred years that when he first stripped Xi Fu naked, it was really just to help him take a bath, and then let this drunk go to bed to rest cleanly, but things will always get out of control, and the bodies of earthlings, especially those of earthmen, really can't withstand teasing.

Xi Fu's penchant for picking people's clothes after getting drunk gave Yang Tuo a sweet burden.

The sweetness is because Xi Fu can only pick Yang Tuo's clothes, and he keeps saying some nonsense such as 'I touched a fragrant alpaca, I want to take a bite, and I want to shave his wool with a love shape'. And the burden is, of course, because it is useless to say to a drunk person that he wants to be obedient, Yang Tuo is a good alpaca with a strong will, but when he and his daughter-in-law take a bath in the bathtub, it is impossible not to react after being constantly rubbed around.

Yang Tuo looked at his little brother under him, who was already in a state of preparation, and he actually thought about a stern question in the bathtub, whether to do it or not?! Yang Tuo thought about the beef in the refrigerator, tomorrow there should be curry beef, red wine steak, cumin beef tenderloin and other multi-course meals, thinking of these feasts Yang Tuo couldn't bear to bully the imperial chef who burned them out.

So Yang Tuo patted Xi Fu's buttocks, his hand was very reluctant to leave this tactile place, but he still pushed Xi Fu away, let Xi Fu sit still on the end of the bathtub, and when he helped Xi Fu wash the foam on his body, he wiped the person dry and went to sleep, and covered the quilt and did nothing.

But Yang Tuo wanted to be a willow sheep and sit still, but Xi Fu didn't cooperate at all. He was pushed to the end of the bathtub by Yang Tuo, but when Yang Tuo helped him take a shower, his hands moved wildly, and then he naturally touched Yang Tuo's little brother.

"Hey, I touched the little camel." Xi Fu continued to giggle and stroked it directly, "Xiao Xiaotuo, how are you today?" I think it has to be good because we're on the same stage today. ā€

Yang Tuo really has the heart to wake up Xi Fu, Xi Fu didn't drink much outside before, even if he drank, he was very restrained, he had never seen him drunk because of entertainment, at most, he would be slightly drunk after a few more drinks at home, like today's stupid appearance is still the first time he has appeared, and sure enough, people who are too happy will become not like themselves. Look at what Xi Fu said, what is called Xiao Xiaotuo on the same stage with him, Yang Tuo said that he has never been exhibitionist, and he has never planned to walk birds, and he has never been on the same stage!

"You let go!" Yang Tuo almost gritted his teeth, he maintained the last of his senses, and the beef in the refrigerator transformed into a variety of food forms for him to keep calm.

But Xi Fu didn't plan to let go at all, the movements in his hands were even faster, and while he wanted to help Xiao Xiaotuo vent out, he also wanted to touch Yang Tuo's chrysanthemum. "Why let go? You should be comfortable, and we should be even happier on a night to remember. Well, I'll help you get comfortable first, and then I'll be more comfortable. Xiao Xiaotuo, are you right? ā€

Yang Tuo's body trembled, Xi Fu, a big drunk, actually lowered his head and licked it, he was brought to this, Yang Tuo let Xi Fu go again, he would not be a man. I haven't found a good opportunity to go to Xi Fu these days, since someone died today, he will fulfill someone.

"You are such a virtuous and good daughter-in-law! You want to help me get comfortable and make myself more comfortable, don't you? Okay, I'll fulfill you, it's all your own fault. Originally, I just wanted to be a good alpaca who loved his drunken daughter-in-law, and the blackening was all because someone did it. ā€

Yang Tuo hugged Xi Fu and washed him inside and out as quickly as possible, no matter whether Xi Fu wanted to resist and twist his body, Yang Tuo directly suppressed him by force.

Sure enough, when you don't have to treat Xi Fu too gently, the speed of helping him wash his white is much faster.

Yang Tuo finally hugged the princess and hugged Xi Fu from the bathroom to the big bed in the bedroom, and he showed a pure smile to Xi Fu, who was very restless, "You see how much I love you, I don't want you to end up in the cold bathtub for the first time, of course, it is the best experience to choose a big bed that can roll around." But don't worry, we have a lot of time, you can choose a variety of plays in the future, last time you pressed me against the glass door of the bathroom, my learning ability is recognized by the whole universe, you will be able to experience for yourself how happy it is. ā€

I don't know if it's because it's been washed, or if the chrysanthemum crisis of the sixth sense is finally late, a man being hugged by a princess is definitely a very shameful thing, Xi Fu was finally sobered up from a very drunk state when he was picked up by Yang Tuo.

His dimple smirk finally disappeared, but looked at Yang Tuo flatteringly, "Yang Xiaotuo, I'm sleepy, let's not make trouble, okay?" ā€

"No more trouble?!" Yang Tuo put Xi Fu on the bed, he looked at Xi Fu condescendingly, it was really too late to say this. After he locked up all the worms in his stomach, he became an invincible alpaca, and at this time, he said that he would not make trouble, and Xiao Xiaotuo would never agree. "This build yƬ dismissed! Let me count your mistakes today, first of all, we said that we would answer the questions in a professional manner at the press conference, and you ended up using an abusive tone! Then, I want to help you block the wine at the cocktail party so that you drink less, but you just won't stop drinking one glass after another! Finally, in the bathroom just now, who said to have a special experience on a special night? So, it's absolutely impossible not to make trouble. ā€

Yang Tuo said and took out the run. Slip ointment, very skillfully applied to Xi Fu under him. Look, this is his learning ability, as long as he has watched it once, he can quickly get started, not to mention that he has experienced it himself.

Without waiting for Xi Fu to continue talking nonsense, Yang Tuo directly kissed Xi Fu's mouth where he wanted to say anything more, and his two hands did not rest, one touched Xi Fu's very sensitive waist, and the other touched down. Yang Tuo returned all the sets that Xi Fu had used on him.

Xi Fu wanted to resist with a zero success rate, he was kissed and kissed by Yang Tuo, and finally had to admit that Yang Tuo's learning ability was super strong, and he was a little vaguely thinking that he could suppress a high-force alpaca in the past, was it all because the alpaca let humans?

So human beings must rise up, so is it too late for him to practice martial arts every day now?

Yang Tuo listened to Xi Fu's question, and he really smiled, "You should exercise hard, so that you can have a more resilient body." However, it is a bit difficult to surpass me, so you must cook well, and you have a choice between feeding my stomach or feeding Xiao Xiaotuo. Do you say it yourself, is there a more empathetic alpaca than me? ā€

Yang Tuo was a little reluctant to give up the kind of tightness and warmth brought by his daughter-in-law's chrysanthemum, he didn't know it before, but only after experiencing it did he understand that Xiao Xiaotuo's original could still be so comfortable. Whether it's the appetite that matters, or the importance of Xiao Xiaotuo, it's a really difficult choice.

Xi Fu should be grateful to Yang Tuo's foodie nature, otherwise when he encounters such a ferocious alpaca, he will only be suppressed, and it is an unsolvable problem if the force is not worth it.

When Xi Fu woke up the next day, he only hated one thing, why did he remember every detail he made after getting drunk so clearly, this can't be blamed on Yang Tuo taking advantage of others.

However, Xi Fu didn't feel anything uncomfortable in his body, he remembered that Yang Tuo had better help him massage, and the chrysanthemum had also been medicated, and Yang Tuo did a very responsible aftermath after eating. And not only that, Xi Fu actually smelled the fragrance of food, could it be that after Yang Xiaotuo turned over, it was finally the sun that lit up his cooking skills?

"You're thinking too much." Yang Tuo beckoned Xi Fu to get up and have breakfast quickly, "I drove to buy it, Brother Jian Fei recommended a breakfast shop to me, it's not too far from here." Although there is still a gap with what you do, we can settle it on your inconvenient days. ā€

Xi Fu listened to this is chrysanthemum tight, he admitted that there was pleasure below, but he really didn't like to be pressed, listening to Yang Tuo's words, it meant that he would be inconvenient for a few days a month in the future. Sure enough, I had to move immediately, and I moved to a place where there was no breakfast shop around, and the villa I liked last time was a very good choice.

"Yang Xiaotuo, how can I bear to let you settle." Xi Fu expressed his love for Yang Tuo very strictly, "I just want to give you the best, so we don't want to settle, okay?" ā€

Yang Tuo glanced at Xi Fu, but he didn't agree. It is said that you only know what the taste is when you eat meat, and Xiao Xiaotuo has eaten meat, so she will always remember the taste of meat. He's a *not heavy alpaca*, but it's impossible to go without meat all the time. "Look at your expression, look at my mood."

Xi Fu drank the porridge, and his eyes darkened a little. Drinking and making mistakes, this sentence is really true. How did he make an alpaca a meat-eating alpaca? is also a man, of course, he knows how low the possibility of letting Yang Tuo quit meat is, and it seems that he will really have to rely on his own skills in bed in the future. No, according to Yang Tuo's attributes, Xi Fu felt that his kung fu should be out of bed, and after feeding Yang Tuo's belly, the rest would be negotiable.

Yang Tuo didn't care what Xi Fu thought now, he had already turned on the computer and looked at what kind of heated discussion was caused by the effect of yesterday's press conference.

The reaction in the Chinese newspaper is basically a round of applause, at this time, the global changes caused by Huaguo's mobile phone manufacturers, always have to give three points of thin face, and some foreign doubts, how the YT-1 generation of Liuding mobile phone will be officially sold in a few days to know.

At this time, Yang Tuo's ghost sent a god to open the website of the evil force, and he saw a post that was red at the top: 'Official Sugar: President x Designer CP is released, I want the world to know that you are by no means an alpaca who can only act, and I will prove your talent for you! ’

Yang Tuo knew that this would be the result, and now it really fulfilled Xi Fu's wish, and the official CP was released.