Because Wei Bao didn't speak, Wei Xiao thought that the phone was broken, and thought that he had to say it, so he hung up the phone.

In the hotel, Weibao's face was like a fresh purple cabbage, sitting motionless on a chair.

After a while, he put down his phone and rubbed his face hard, hoping it was a dream.

However, the five words 'Wei family is going to be finished' are like bubbles in a soda bottle, bubbling in Wei Bao's mind, he grabbed the wine bottle and took a sip, as if drinking boiled water.

The general manager on the side was dumbfounded, this virtue is not something that the second young master of the Wei family, who has always been known for his elegance, can do.

What's going on?

Although he was curious, as an employee, how could he interfere in the affairs of the future boss, he could only endure his curiosity and watch him continue to drink one sip of the cow.

Suddenly, Wei Bao's face changed, and he was about to leave with the wine bottle.

"Mr. Wei, mobile phone!" He shouted from behind.

For a businessman, the mobile phone is an important communication tool, and if something goes wrong, he can't afford it.

Wei Bao stopped and glanced at the wine bottle in his hand, he was really anxious, and he didn't pay attention to what he was holding in his hand.

The general manager held his mobile phone in both hands and handed it over, "Mr. Wei, you go slowly!" ”

Wei Bao took his mobile phone, called the driver to park the car in front of the hotel, and as soon as he got in the car, he immediately called Geng Bumei.

"Old Geng, where are you?"

Geng Bumei is eating lobster in the shop of the waves, in summer, thirteen spiced lobsters and cold beer are indispensable, and there is also Ji Xiaonan, a foodie.

"What's wrong with the fat man's shop?"

"You wait for me, I'll come right over!" Wei Bao hung up the phone and slapped the back of the driver's seat, "Drive, go to Dongtian Road." ”

My wife's salty shop is on Dongtian Road.

The driver of the car had followed Weibao for many years, and as soon as he reported the name of the road, he knew where he was going, immediately started the engine and sped away.

On the road, Weibao has been urging to be fast, and the driver stepped on the accelerator fiercely, but fortunately the road was not blocked, and the road was smooth, and he arrived at the destination after 20 minutes.

Wei Bao jumped up to the second floor in three steps and two steps as if someone was chasing him.

The store in Hailang has half of Kangxi's shares, and a special box is reserved for the brothers' gathering.

He slammed open the door, and Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan inside were comforting the waves.

Hailang was sad because he was sold by Kangxi, four bottles of beer were in his stomach, and his face was already red like a tomato.

Seeing him coming, Geng Bumei patted the seat next to him and greeted, "Xiaobao, hurry up and eat lobster, it's still hot." ”

"What lobster to eat! I sue you, our Wei family is going to cut off our children and grandchildren! ”

As soon as the words fell, Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan both trembled, and even the wine with the waves woke up.

Seeing that his face was purple, the three of them pondered his words again, and their eyes fell on his crotch.

Men generally say that they will not be able to escape from their children and grandchildren, and there is a problem with this.

Geng Bumei's cheeks twitched at first, as a brother, when he encounters this kind of thing, he must not despise him, he smiled, "I thought it was a big deal, come, sit down first, let my brother enlighten you!" ”

He pulled Wei Bao to sit down, looking like a confidant brother, didn't give Wei Bao a chance to speak, and continued, "This disease, there's nothing to worry about, isn't it just that you can't lift it, it must be that you are too stressed, relax, maybe it will be fine in a few days, if you are still worried!" He patted his chest, full of righteousness, "We will accompany you to the men's hospital, register an account, and let the doctor prescribe side medicine, treat the disease, and strengthen the body if you are not sick." ”

Ji Xiaonan hurriedly echoed, "Yes, it's not a big deal, brothers go with you, now that medicine is so developed, if it can't be cured, isn't there artificial insemination, I heard that the success rate is very high, not only is there no malformed fetus, but it is also easy to have two children!" ”

For the sake of his brother, he will definitely accompany him, and when he passes, he will definitely wear his eyes and a mask so as not to be recognized.

Wei Bao yelled, "It's not this! ”

"Isn't it?" Geng Buyi was startled, and his eyes wandered to his crotch again, "Could it be that your little tadpole is not good, is it not active enough, or is the amount too small?" ”

This question is strictly zhòng! I immediately wanted to tear a handful of sympathy, so young, 'children and grandchildren' will not work, it's too miserable.

Ji Xiaonan was already about to cry.

Wei Bao's lungs exploded when he saw their expressions, "You two bastards, what are you thinking, it's not my problem, it's my brother's ......" He scratched his head, his heart was confused, and he couldn't say anything.

"Your brother?" Ji Xiaonan wiped the corners of his eyes, a little confused.

Wei Bao grabbed a bottle of beer, took a sip and said, "My brother has a girlfriend!" ”

Geng Bumei listened, his brain was dizzy, "Your brother has a girlfriend, how can you call it a child and grandchild, can you use adjectives!" Is this called cutting off children and grandchildren, this is obviously the rhythm of giving birth to a noble son early. ”

Wei Bao poured another sip of wine, and said, "If I say, my brother's girlfriend is the queen's mother!" ”

Except for him, the three people present thought that their ears had misheard.

"You...... You...... You repeat! Geng Buxiao's tone was trembling.

"My brother's girlfriend is the queen mother! Got it? Duanmu! ”

For a moment, the three of them seemed to see the scene of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima...... Boom, crackling...... Then there was silence.

This has to be put on hold in ancient times, the minister's own brother, taking advantage of the emperor's inattention, gave the queen's mother, what kind of crime?

The door is full of beheading, Ling Chi, and five horses are divided......

Oh my god! 300 percent of the children and grandchildren.

After a long time, Ji Xiaonan slapped the table, "Xiaobao, today is not April Fool's Day!" ”

"Fuck off, who fooled me, my brother just called me." He heard it clearly.

"No way, it's absolutely impossible!" Geng Bumei shook his head violently, "It must be your brother joking." ”

Wei Bao took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "If you think it's a joke, then you can call it yourself, call him and ask him if it's it!" ”

He also thought that it might be a joke, but he could hear that his brother was not joking, let alone joking, in his memory, this eldest brother was upright and couldn't even tell a lie.

"What? Is this stupid? Give me a word, what now? "He's here to talk to someone about a solution, not to see them change their faces.

"How?" The waves spoke, moved a chair and sat in front of Wei Bao, "Bao, let me give you a way, you have two ways now, one is that I will go to the kitchen now and get a kitchen knife for you, and you cut your brother!" Second, I'll go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, I'll give it to Long Live Lord, and let him cut you! Say, which one do you choose! ”

"Is there a third way?"

"What do you say?"

Wei Bao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized how this line was a little familiar.

Hailang laughed, "You Weibao, you also have today!" ”

Just look at the way he looks, this is definitely an opportunity to take revenge!

This conversation is the same rhythm as the last time Wei Bao informed him that Kangxi sold him to Qin Yuan.

"Get out! He sold you as a fruit you planted, and that's how the contract was signed, who can blame him! What about me, I'm flying into trouble! ”

He did something wrong in his previous life to put such a thing on the table.

"Wait...... Wait...... Wait a minute! Geng Bumei's mouth was still shaking, "This is not right!" ”

Wei Bao frowned: "What's wrong?" ”

"Have you ever called Banzai?"

"You're sick! Why are you calling him, do you want to sue him, your wife was by my brother? You want to die, I don't want to die! ”

This is tantamount to bringing your own head to the door and giving it to him to chop off.

"Who told you to say that, I'm asking you to ask, what is the situation between him and the queen now? Is it love, or do you want to break up! ”

This reminded Wei Bao that since Kangxi was slapped six times last time, no one really knows what the result is, only that this guy is still chasing others without being discouraged, and he hasn't contacted them much recently, and he doesn't know how the chase is?

If the talks have collapsed, then the world will be peaceful.

At this time, the waves said faintly: "You say, will the queen mother step on two boats?" ”

Wei Bao smashed a disposable cup over, "Don't touch my moldy head!" ”

"No, she can't be that kind of person!" Geng Bumei is in the entertainment industry, and he is the best at watching people, "If she can step on two boats, I will cut off her head and use it as a bench for you to sit on." ”

A woman who can pedal two boats can't slap people six times, what if she runs away from a boat? This is not logical.

Wei Bao stared at his mobile phone, whether to make this call or not, he was still a little hesitant.

"Hurry up and fight, die early and live early!" Geng Bumei sat beside him and encouraged, "This matter can't be delayed, the more it drags on, the easier it is to make trouble." ”

Ji Xiaonan poured him a full glass of beer, "Come, drink it, be brave!" ”

Wei Bao decisively picked up a sip of beer, put the beer into his throat, and his throat suddenly stimulated, and everyone was refreshed.

He picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"Hello?" Kangxi's voice came from the other end of the phone, not dry, not angry, and slightly happy.

Wei Bao swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked, "Long live Lord, where are you?" ”

"Xiaobao?" Kangxi was stir-frying in the kitchen with a pot, "At home!" ”

Family?

Which home?

It's also too ambiguous.

"The queen is here?" Wei Bao thinks it's best to ask like this.

Kangxi couldn't keep his hands open, so he had to hold his phone on his shoulder, and when he heard Wei Bao ask, he subconsciously glanced at the living room.

In the living room, Wanmi was sitting cross-legged on the carpet, touching Nuomi's stomach for a while, Nuomi was lying on her back, and her eyes were squinted comfortably.

He smiled softly, retracted his gaze, and continued to stir-fry, "By my side, what's wrong?" ”

Wei Bao was trembling when he heard it, Geng Buwei and Ji Xiaonan were the same, their ears were listening to their mobile phones, and after listening to it, Wei Bao's face was the same, purple like cabbage.

"This ...... Have you been getting along with the queen lately? Wei Bao asked without giving up.

Kangxi glanced at the sesame seeds squatting next to her, and said deliciously: "People are not as good as dogs!" ”

What does this mean?

I don't understand!

Kangxi finished frying, turned off the heat, poured the fried green asparagus into the plate, and said: "By the way, next week is Uncle Wei's 70th birthday, has his old man's Longjing finished drinking before the rain, do you want me to buy another two catties!" ”

He and Wei Bao have been mixed together since elementary school, and they basically know everyone in the Wei family, and they often go to Wei Bao's house to do homework when they were young, so he still respects Wei Bao's father very much.

If it was before, Wei Bao would definitely say: What does two catties mean, buy me ten catties.

But now...... I always think that Kangxi sent arsenic.

"No need, his old man likes to drink Biluochun recently!" Older people like to drink tea, and so does his father.

"That's okay, I'll send the 'Buddha Heart' to his old man this time!"

Buddha is another name for Biluochun, but not all Biluochun is qualified to call the Buddha to move the heart, it must be a special level, the kind of silver and white hidden green, slender ropes, curled into a snail, and the body is covered in white hao to be qualified to be called so.

It is said that after the Buddha brews with his heart, the soup is green and clear, the aroma is rich, the taste is mellow and sweet, and the sweetness is long-lasting.

Kangxi glanced at Wanwan again, she also likes to drink tea, the last time she bought a big red robe, she didn't think it was sweet enough.

Well, then I will buy some for my wife by the way.

Just thinking about it, he suddenly thought of whether to take Yingying to the birthday banquet together, not only can he enter and exit the pair, but also help him block the 'Crazy Bee Wave Butterfly'.

That's a good idea, I'll ask her later.

On the other end, Wei Bao was already out of words, and he was stunned for a long time, and said: "Actually, this birthday banquet, our family doesn't plan to make it too big......"

"That's just right!" He thought that she didn't like crowded places and few people at the family banquet, so she should agree to go.

Exactly what! I don't want you to come.

But, this ...... Wei Bao swallowed in his throat and couldn't speak.

"Also, help me make a call to Hailang, I want to eat crayfish recently, let him send four catties over, go to the head to remove the intestinal tendons, to stew in oil, don't put peppercorns and dried chili peppers, put more bay leaves and cinnamon......"

Originally, he wanted to make it himself, but the oil stew required a large cauldron, and there was a lack of such objects at home, so he couldn't make it.

Hailang also leaned his head to eavesdrop, and when he heard him say this, even if he sold it, he still wrote it down diligently and asked the kitchen man to prepare.

Wei Bao was sweating profusely when he heard it, and it was better to stew himself in oil than to send braised crayfish.

Looking at this situation, he hasn't given up yet, but his brother said that he would take the queen mother's girlfriend to his father's birthday banquet.

What does this mean!?

The more he thought about it, the more confused his mind became, and he completely lost his former shrewdness and ability.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Kangxi asked, "If it's nothing, I'll hang up!" ”

Wei Bao hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! ”

"Huh?"

"I didn't ...... It's okay! He still didn't dare to ask directly.

Seeing that he was fine, Kangxi hung up the phone and walked to the living room with the fried asparagus, "Wanwan, it's time to eat!" ”

She answered, saw that Nuomi was already asleep, and said, "Kangxi, do me a favor and carry Nuomi to the kennel!" ”

Sleeping with your belly turned over like this, the dog will also catch a cold.

Kangxi walked over, bent down and hugged the glutinous rice, because she was pregnant, the glutinous rice was a lot heavier, and it was quite difficult to hold it.

Seeing Kangxi holding the glutinous rice, Sesame was a little unsettled, as if he was afraid that he would fall on the glutinous rice, and stood up and whined.

"What's it called! Don't you see that I'm serving your wife? Do you care about your wife? It's still my daughter! ”

Sesame was beaten up, drooping his head and whimpering, looking pitiful.

When she saw it, she felt unhappy, "Are you particularly unaccustomed to sesame seeds?" ”

"Is there one?" He won't admit such a thing as being jealous of a dog.

"Yes!" Since he found out that Nuomi was pregnant, he never wanted to see Sesame, "What's wrong with my sesame seeds, I am healthy, my limbs are strong, and my body is well-proportioned, what are you not satisfied with, besides, this is Glutinous Rice's own choice!" ”

Kangxi gently put the glutinous rice into the kennel, looked up and said, "I am also healthy, with strong limbs and a well-proportioned body, why didn't I see you choose me?" ”

Seeing that he was going around to the matter of the two of them again, she stomped her feet and said, "Didn't I say I was thinking about it?" What are you anxious about? ”

This is a relationship, not a game, she can't agree to date him just because of the word favor, if she can't devote herself to this relationship, it's better not to start.

It also takes courage to love someone, and she's not sure if she still has that courage.

She had made such a mistake before, and although the person died before she could cause harm, she still minded that she didn't want to make such a mistake again.

Kangxi patted Nuomi's sleeping brain, he was not in a hurry, he was afraid that he would not ask, she forgot about it again, emotional matters, she always had to be pushed before she moved.

He took a long breath, he has ** for a person, that is called liking, for a person to endure **, it is called love, which he knows better than anyone else.

He could wait, but ...... He was terrified that someone would suddenly appear and take over her heart faster than he did.

There will always be a person in your life who can make you smile the brightest, cry the most thoroughly, and think the deepest, this person of his, who is already white, but is afraid all the time, but this person of hers is not him.

"Okay, don't rush, let you think about it slowly!" He said, standing up and walking over to her, "I have an elder's birthday next week, do you want to come with me?" ”

"Elders? I don't know! "She doesn't really like this kind of socializing.

"It's a family banquet, there are no outsiders, and you know my fox friend and dog party......

"Don't!" She refused, "I'd rather take care of glutinous rice at home." ”

Seeing that she really didn't want to go, he gave up, and on that day, he came back early to accompany her.

**

On the other side, Wei Bao was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, no, there were two other ants on the hot pot - Geng Bumei and Ji Xiaonan.

The three of them circled around the table, as if the end of the world was coming.

In the end, Wei Bao decided to call Wei Xiao and ask him not to come to the birthday banquet that day.

With this thought, he immediately called over.

As soon as the phone was connected, he said: "Brother, don't come on the day of the birthday banquet!" ”

"Why?"

"Don't ask why, just don't come!"

Wei Xiaodao: "Is it that the old man doesn't believe that I have a girlfriend?" ”

The only thing he could think of was this.

He said again: "No one has brought it back yet, why don't you believe it, you go and sue him, he finds those that I can't even look at, don't put his criteria for choosing women on my head, I have my own eyes, I will pick!" ”

finally got Duanmu to agree to pretend to be her girlfriend, just to put an end to the endless blind date banquet, and said that she couldn't miss this opportunity.

"Brother, listen to me, your girlfriend ......"

Wei Xiao interrupted: "Don't tell me, I have my own measure, you let the old man put on his reading glasses that day, and I will let him see what a good woman is!" ”

With a chirp, he hung up the phone.

Wei Bao's sweat was about to flow all over the ground.

He tried to call Wei Xiao again, but he didn't answer after dialing several times.

This road seems to be impassable, so what should we do?

His mind twitched, he thought of someone, and quickly dialed the phone number.

At this time, Jing Sa was still sorting out the report in the Public Security Bureau, and he was also taken aback when he saw his call.

Weibao? What is he looking for her?

The two will have each other's phone numbers, which were also left when they went to City B, but they don't have anything to do with each other.

"Hello?" She picked up the phone.

"Jingsa, do me a favor?" Wei Xiao was straightforward.

The second son of the dignified Wei's enterprise actually asked her for help? How can she help?

"If you want me to help you avoid being a traitor, you're looking for the wrong person!" She also said this to Kangxi, but Kangxi is chasing Wanwan, and this person may not necessarily be chasing someone.

"My father's birthday next week, can you pretend to be my girlfriend?"

"Huh?" Jing Sa couldn't help but pluck out the earwax, and then asked again, "What did you say?" ”

"Pretend to be my girlfriend!"

Girlfriend? Still pretending?

"Neurotic!"

"I'm not sick, I'm begging you to help me!"

Jing Sa said with a smile: "Young Master Wei, let me ask, why me?" "He is a fighter in the rich second generation, what woman does he want, he has to find her as a little policeman.

"Because you're a cop!"

"Huh?" This made her even more confused.

Wei Xiaodao: "I'm afraid something will happen one day......"

Jing Sa, a policeman's heart for serving the people burned, "Do you want me to go undercover and help you catch the bad guys?" ”

"It's not!"

She wrinkled her eyebrows, "What the hell is that?" "Rich people's brains are not so weird.

"I thought something would have been easier if you were there that day."

"For example?"

"Put our whole family in jail!"

Her eyes widened out in shock, "I think you're really sick!" ”

"No, I'm sober!"

"Sober what, how can anyone go to jail if they have nothing to do!"

Wei Bao's eyes lit up, "Because if something happened that day, I don't think there is a safer place than a prison." ”

Because, Kangxi decided not to kill him!

Jing Sa: "......"

Is this man a tease?

**

At this time, Hailang was watching the three people in a hurry in the box, and when the drunkenness had not yet fully surged up, he suddenly thought of something.

Why didn't anyone ask if the queen was Wei Xiao's girlfriend?

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to him.

When he got drunk, he didn't think about it again.

In this way, at the beginning of September, the Wei family's birthday banquet began.

Surge forward......

------Off topic------

Bonus - Kangjia Small Theater 4:

Miao Miao: Yu, did you say that Xiaoxi chased after someone.

Kang Yu: You don't care if he catches him up.

Miao Miao: He is your son.

Kang Yu: No, he is a sin that I accidentally created.

Miao Miao: I won't talk to you anymore, at such an old age, I'm still eating my son's vinegar.

Miao Miao picked up the phone, wanted to make an international call to find a long distance, and asked her son, did her daughter-in-law chase her, and when would she be able to bring it back to see.

As a result, I didn't get through no matter how I played, so I asked Chen's mother, and Chen's mother replied that she was chasing her daughter-in-law and was having a lot of fun.

Miao Miao hung up the phone, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and was a little resentful: they all said that their daughter found a boyfriend, and her parents would have the sadness that the cabbage they had worked so hard to grow was arched by the pig, what is this son chasing his daughter-in-law?

Kang Yu smiled: Whether the cabbage is arched or not, I don't know, anyway, the pig you raised for twenty-seven years must have been lost.

Miao Miao: ......

She glanced at Kangxi: The twenty-seven-year-old pig can be stewed

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