^_^ Tang Tang comforted Qin Zishan, and when he returned from the dressing room, Secretary Ding was still watching today's wedding banquet performance in the banquet hall. (baidu search gives power to literature)

She only felt extremely tired, but as soon as she sat down, she felt that something was wrong.

About five meters behind her, there always seemed to be a cold gaze haunting her.

She drank her drink as low-key as she could, trying to reduce her presence.

However, some people didn't let her get her wish, Li Min's life assistant and Tang Tang's colleague Ami came over and patted her on the shoulder, "Hey, I can't find you anywhere, what are you doing here?" ”

Tang Tang was almost choked by the shot, and when she noticed that the person's gaze seemed to sweep here, she hurriedly lowered her head and covered her face with the bag in her hand, "Shh, Ami, let's play a game." ”

Ami blinked, "What game?" ”

"One, two, three, wooden people, whoever speaks first loses!"

“……”

Ami is a human essence, she watched Tang Tang keep pointing in one direction from the corner of her eye, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Do you know that Chairman Feng?" ”

Tang Tang tugged at the corners of his mouth, "How could I know such a big person, hehe......"

Suddenly, a cold breath came, and Tang Tang and Ami sneezed at the same time.

Tang Tang glanced up at him.

I haven't seen him for many years, this person is really getting better and better, his clear and deep eyes are still like a clear spring, without a trace of impurities, and the shirt buttons are buttoned all the way to the neck, still giving people a strong aura of abstinence, but why can she experience strong anger and a little loneliness from this cold breath?

Feng Jun's voice was colder than his aura, "I'm sorry Miss Tang, you just said you didn't know anyone?" Tang Tang knew his expression very well, his eyes narrowed slightly, his thin lips pursed slightly, he seemed to be strongly restraining his emotions, which was a sign before he became angry.

Tang Tang complained for a while in her heart, her usual sharp teeth were completely gone, she immediately stood up, "Hehe, how are you Feng Dong......" Before she finished speaking, her wrist was pinched, and she didn't have time to exclaim, and she strode out with a strong force.

Feng Jun laughed angrily, his lips hooked, but there was no smile in his eyes, "Since Miss Tang said that we don't know each other, then let's go out and get to know each other." ”

Ami's mouth behind her has become type 0, and after a while, she muttered in her mouth, "Little Sugar Heart, isn't your male god Shen Xin, it turns out that you have already split your legs......"

Hey, no, depending on the situation, maybe this Feng Dong is the one who was split!

The story of Tang Tang and Feng Jun started three years ago.

At that time, she was not Li Yinghou's agent, just an ordinary fresh graduate.

In a fragrant café, Tang Tang combed a clean ponytail, and sat in front of him on a blind date, "You don't know, a classmate of mine once picked up a dog on the road, and he took it home when he saw it." The dog wants to occupy the territory, so he always pees at home, and he does not change his teaching. The classmate finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off his pants, and also took a soak of urine in the place where the dog had just peed, and warned the dog: This is Lao Tzu's territory. Anyway, the dog never peed at home again. Hahaha......"

There was silence all around.

Several vampires went into the hell bar, one ordered arterial blood, one ordered venous blood, and one only ordered a glass of pure water, and the ghosts were feeling strange, who knew that the guy took out a sanitary napkin and threw it into the cup, and said in a big way: "Lao Tzu has a bad appetite today, drink a cup of tea!" ”

It was still silent, but the corners of the mouth of a young man at the next table twitched at her.

Tang Tang took a sip of watermelon juice, and the young man watched in horror as the red liquid flowed into her mouth, and finally turned his head away as if defeated.

Tang Tang glanced at the person sitting opposite him, and sighed in his heart, this was the fifth joke she had told, and she felt dry, but the paralyzed face on the other side remained the same, and she didn't even move the curvature of the corners of her mouth, and she didn't show any expressions like disgusting or funny on her face.

Tang Tang was well-behaved and clever on the face, but he was gritting his teeth in his heart, in just one month, this was the eighth blind date arranged for her by her mother! Eight times exactly! Of course, the first seven times ended with all sorts of jokes she told about the lower limit of discipline, and the well-dressed men all ran away with their faces blazing against the wall and making excuses, and she was quite satisfied with her results.

But this time, this person seemed to be quite calm, she herself was almost disgusted to death, the man still sat lazily, occasionally bowed his head and took a sip of coffee, without the slightest intention of moving the ground, and watched her perform stand-up comedy with a calm face.

It's autumn now, he's wearing a dark gray knit sweater, his hair is standing up at the roots, and the soft light in the store hits his face, which looks very contoured, but this facial paralysis really lives up to this good skin.

Tang Tang simply followed his example, leaned back in the chair, and then hugged his arms and sneered, "It seems that I am not the only one who rejects this kind of blind date like a flowing water banquet." You were forced to come by your family, right? Otherwise, how could you go out dressed so casually? Seeing that he was about to speak, she hurriedly waved her hand, "Hey, needless to say, I understand." Out of this door, we went back to our respective homes and looked for our own mothers. ”

When the man heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and only after a while did he say the first sentence since entering the door, "This young lady, what is your surname?" ”

“……”

Tang Tang's eyes widened, his whole face was capitalized, would this thing chat? Knowingly asked? If you run into a thin-skinned girl, you will definitely turn around in anger and leave, right?

However, Tang Tang boasted that her skin was thicker than the city wall, and she accepted the invitation without moving: "Don't be surnamed Tang." Although she knew his name beforehand, she was not to be outdone, and asked, "What about you?" ”

Unexpectedly, this man actually ignored her question, "Miss Tang, is it?" Are you looking for the wrong person? ”

"What?" Tang Tang looked at him incredulously again, leaned over and said viciously, "Dude, can you pretend to be a little more like it?" ”

The man raised his chin in the direction of two o'clock behind her, "I think the person you want to go on a blind date should be that person, right?" ”

Tang Tang was stunned, and looked in that direction suspiciously, and there was indeed a young man in a suit and leather shoes, who was constantly on the phone, looking impatient.

Tang Tang glanced at the man in front of him again, and then was very shocked to find that it seemed that he had kissed each other by mistake today...... But why did the man wait so stupidly and not call himself?!

She subconsciously took out her phone from her bag, and when she took it out, she was stupid, who can tell her why her phone turned into rubber bones?! It must be Lele's ghost again!

Lele is a husky who is only about to become a master, and has been playing games with her a lot lately.

Tang Tang stuffed the meat and bones back into the bag depressedly, squinted at the person opposite, looked at the bones in her hand with a paralyzed face, and finally twitched the corners of his mouth.

Tang Tang looked at him, and could almost read his mental activity from his face: This is a snake spirit disease, right?

Alas, well, the heavens will decay her. Fortunately, it's just a stranger who met in the water.

Tang Tang's mind turned around and coughed, "You know that I recognized the wrong person, why didn't you say it earlier?" This is also too unkind. "Well, she decided to strike first.

The paralyzed face tucked the corners of his mouth with a tissue, "Miss Tang, I just came over for a cup of coffee after running, and then you came in and told me a joke, seeing that you were so emotional, I couldn't bear to interrupt you." If it weren't for the serious tone in which this person spoke, Tang Tang would really suspect that he was covering up his snickering by wiping the corners of his mouth.

"You, you ......" Tang Tang was almost smoking, but she immediately lowered her shoulders and lowered her head, because the truth seemed to be what he said, in order to send the blind date as soon as possible, she just sat down and began to tell meat jokes. Is she easy?! Those few paragraphs are dry goods at the bottom of her box! Tang Tang glanced at him sadly, and had nothing to say (╯□╰)

The smile that he had managed to hold back just now flashed faintly, "That's it, although we don't know each other, but what you said is really funny, I'll invite you to dinner to make amends." ”

"Why don't you laugh?" Tang Tang raised his head and snorted coldly, then grasped the point of his words, "Invite me to dinner?" I'm sorry, it's too late, no amount of material compensation will reflect your conscience. ”

The face was paralyzed and shook his head, "It's not about conscience, it's compassion." "After listening to so many jokes for no reason, he couldn't get it.

Tang Tang almost couldn't help but flip the table, what kind of person is this! Won't you be able to chat?

She just wanted to speak, but Yu Guang looked at the car keys on the table, thought for a while, and said, "Hey, for everyone's fateful face, remind you, next time you have to have a rich man, you must be in place!" Seeing that he was stunned, she pouted at his wrist, "Don't think that buying a high-imitation car key for a luxury car can bluff people, why don't you replace the unbranded watch in your hand with a Cartier or a glittering Rolex used by local tyrants!" ”

The paralyzed face looked at his watch, and his face was a little blue. Have you ever seen what a private haute couture is?!

Tang Tang thought that this person was embarrassed by the recognition of the high imitation car key, thinking that she had finally won back a city today, she pretended to sigh, "I still have to leave beforehand, you can eat by yourself, bye." ”

"See you then, we'll talk next time."

Tang Tang had already stood up and was about to leave, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but turn his head and bared his teeth, "I said that you are really interesting, next time we meet?" Want to listen to jokes for free? Buy this book and read it to yourself! ”

The face was paralyzed and glanced at her, and he returned to his lazy appearance just now, "I'm not available." ”

Tang Tang sneered at the snake spirit disease and walked away quickly.

Not long after Tang Tang left, Feng Jun saw that the guy couldn't wait for a long time, and left dejectedly.

He tugged at the corners of his mouth and watched a person slowly drinking coffee outside the window, and when he was about to finish drinking, his phone vibrated for a while.

He clicked on the screen, and there was a message on it: Feng Dong, the two candidates who will apply for the secretary of the board of directors next Monday have been sent to your WeChat.

The original secretary resigned because he had a child, and he now lacks a right-hand man. In fact, he prefers male secretaries, because it is convenient to go on a business trip, but when he heard that the current male secretary has nine out of ten bases, he broke off this idea.

Feng Jun clicked on WeChat and saw that the first resume was a girl named Chen Huihui. He glanced at ten lines and snorted lightly, there is too much water in this resume, it seems that they are all grades tp10, and they have won XX, XXX scholarships, and won the title of outstanding employee of XX company...... But after careful screening, it is not difficult to find that they are all very nihilistic things.

The slender finger clicked and opened the second resume.

This one is much simpler, from high school graduation to university, fresh graduates with no work experience.

There was no scholarship or anything, only a position to apply for, and he could almost feel the attitude of this candidate when he wrote his resume, and he must have been filling out his resume while reading a collection of jokes.

Feng Jun looked at the name and photo above, and then glanced at the drink cup that the girl had drunk just now, and then slowly replied to a message: Let this Tang Tang come for an interview next week.

The phone slipped back into his trouser pocket, and he got up to leave.

He ate and went out for a run today, and he didn't drive. When I walked past a traffic light, I saw the girl just now teasing a kitten on the side of the road.

He stopped and watched from afar.

She was not tall, she belonged to the small and delicate kind, wearing a white puffy skirt, and exuding a youthful vitality that he had not had for a long time. The long black hair is covered and shiny, and people can't help but want to rub it.

She probably thought it was boring for the light to be so funny, so she rolled her dark eyes, then took out a rubber bone from her bag and handed it to the kitten, who sniffed it with her nose and actually licked it.

As if she had licked her bones, she was so happy that the corners of her eyes were bent up, like this...... It's like a big cat teasing a kitten.

Feng Jun remembered the way she used the bones as a phone just now, and couldn't help but hook the corners of her mouth. He walked over slowly, Tang Tang didn't notice it, and thought it was a passerby passing by, so he moved to the side and continued to tease the cat.

He passed without pause, then turned around and left, his trouser pocket in his hand, and looked up at the sycamore on the side of the road as he walked, the weather was fine today, and the sun was shining in from it.

He squinted for a moment, then texted his assistant, "Get me a cat." ”

The assistant didn't know the situation, and replied in seconds: "Feng Dong, what variety and color do you want?" Are you giving it away? ”

The wind blew, and a sycamore leaf brushed his face and floated down, itching in his heart, he replied: "White, raise it yourself." ”