Extraordinaires:

Miao Miao: Kangxi

Kang Yu: Kangxi's father

Kang Ziyan, nicknamed Gege: Kangxi is his sister

Qi Yu: Kangxi, his future brother-in-law

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Part01 Mom eccentric

Kangxi is 3 years old this year, he looks loved by everyone, handsome and cute, if anyone has a daughter, he will ask Miao Miao if he wants to marry him, and Miao Miao will take him wherever he goes.

Although she is middle-aged, Miao Miao is round and jade, like her twin sister Yan Yanyan's face is stretched, she can't see wrinkles, she is well maintained, 45-year-old Ren looks like 35 years old, and when she goes out with her son, no one will suspect that the child was not born to her.

On this day, Miao Miao took Kangxi to the supermarket to shop, it was nothing more than firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and when he was about to go home after buying, Kangxi saw a remote-controlled car and stood there for a long time.

Miao Miao glanced at the price, more than 600 yuan, too expensive, she knew that the child can't be too spoiled, can't buy what he wants, he has enough toys, and every time he buys it, he will play for two or three days at most, he is not interested, it is really a waste.

"Xiaoxi, we're going home."

Kangxi looked up, his pretty little face full of longing.

"No! It's too expensive! Miao Miao said with a straight face.

He didn't make a fuss, obediently took Miao Miao's hand and walked to the cash register, the two walked, he saw the place in front of him to buy tampons, his beautiful eyes rolled, he shook Miao Miao's hand and said, "Mom, buy this ......"

"What to buy?!" Miao Miao's eyes widened, thinking that she had misheard.

He tilted his head and replied solemnly: "Buy tampons!" It's much cheaper than a car, only a few yuan, doesn't it often say on TV, as long as you use tampons, you can play a lot of things, you can do whatever you want, you can stand upside down, you can run, you can ride a bicycle, you can row, you can skip rope, and you can roll around on the bed, how good, mom buys this, Xiaoxi wants to buy this. ”

Although he was only 3 years old, he was very agile, let go of Miao Miao's hand, and the girl ran over.

Miao Miao was shocked, "Xiaoxi, this thing...... You can't use it. ”

Kangxi's big and round eyes were immediately filled with mist, "Mom is eccentric, buy it for my sister, don't buy it for Xiaoxi, people don't want cars, I want such a cheap thing, save money for my mother, my mother doesn't give it, but I buy it for my sister every time!" ”

Miao Miao has one head and two big, this is not a matter of saving money, this is ...... This is...... Even if he grows to 100 years old, he won't use it. She didn't know what to tell her son.

Kangxi pouted, looking like he was about to cry, and muttered in his mouth, "Eccentric, mom eccentric." ”

The people around him only heard him say that he wanted to save money for his mother, but he was a well-behaved and sensible child, and they didn't think about what he wanted to buy.

Miao Miao was uncomfortable under the gaze, and she couldn't explain it to her son, so she had to forcibly pull him away.

Kangxi grabbed a pack of tampons and threw them in the car pocket, Miao Miao pulled them all the way, he grabbed them all the way, and said loudly, "Xiaoxi wants to buy this!" ”

Now everyone else knew what he wanted to buy, and they all laughed.

Miao Miao was embarrassed to death, her brain was hot, and she said, "You can buy anything you want, but you can't buy this!" ”

Kangxi immediately stopped, "Really? ”

Miao Miao just wanted to leave quickly, she didn't think about anything, and nodded immediately.

Kangxi pulled away his smile, it was called a "yin" glow, definitely like his father, took off Miao Miao's hand, ran to the toy area, and pointed to the car he saw just now, "Mom, if you don't keep your promises, you will get fat." ”

Miao Miao broke down in tears.

It's a little cosmic again.

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Part02 Kindergarten two or three things (皛皛 has gone to the United States at this time)

Kindergarten outdoor class, at this time Chinese education finally thought of children from an early age to have a sense of safety, there have been self-rescue methods in the event of earthquakes and fires before, today is to teach children what to do when encountering bears?

Before teaching, the teacher asked the children to stand in a circle, and the physical education teacher dressed as a bear in a puppet costume jumped out to scare them, and the head teacher on the side asked, "Children, what should I do at this time?" ”

The little dolls immediately fled in all directions, but Kangxi stood motionless.

The "bear" rushed over with its teeth and claws, and many children were shouting, "Kangxi, run away!" ”

Kangxi narrowed his eyes and took a pose, "I'm an ironclad warrior, the energy crystal will kill you, beep!" Frozen light! ”

The Iron Warrior is a recent hit anime that belongs to Ultraman.

"Bear" was stunned.

When Kangxi saw it, he slurped, walked over and kicked the "bear" in the calf, reminding, "Hey, it's time for you to fall to the ground!" ”

"Bear" and the head teacher collapsed.

Another time, the biology teacher brought the ant factory to show the children.

Many children saw the ants digging in the transparent jar and asked curiously, "Teacher, what are they doing?" ”

The teacher smiled and said, "They are building comfortable houses for themselves, see how hard they work, and never waste time playing, so ah......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Kangxi, who sat on a chair and crossed Erlang's legs and said with disdain, "P, every time I go to the suburbs with my mother to play, I always meet them, where are they industrious, they don't go to the suburbs to play in the same way." Teachers don't lie to children, you are a teacher, this is immoral. ”

The biology teacher collapsed.

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A kindergarten opened a music class, the teacher mobilized all the children to participate, first let the children choose their favorite musical instruments, whether it is the kind of musical instrument will have a professional teacher to teach, if you don't want to learn a musical instrument, you can also sing, and so on, will choose the best children to form an orchestra, you can go to all parts of the country to perform, after the performance the teacher will also take the children to play everywhere, such a fun thing, many children are eager to try, but they are hesitant, do not know what to choose, Kangxi stood in front of a row of instruments and looked at itChild A asked, "Xiaoxi, what do you want to learn?" ”

Kangxi replied, "The piano seems to be good, quite handsome." ”

"Isn't it handsome?"

Kangxi nodded affirmatively, "Handsome!" ”

"Then I'll learn the piano." Child A excitedly ran to the teacher to sign up.

Another child B came over, Kangxi stared at the violin and said to himself, "The violin looks so stylish!" ”

When child B heard this, he hurriedly picked up the violin and ran to the teacher's side to ask to participate in the violin class.

Child C is still hesitating and undecided.

Kangxi walked up to him and muttered, "Playing the trumpet looks powerful enough." ”

Child C's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he ran to the teacher to choose a trumpet course.

Then, Kangxi kept wandering to the children who were hesitant to choose musical instruments, saying that this is good, that is good, and there are also words that rapping is also good.

After a round, all the children have chosen the course to learn, but he has not chosen it, only to see him walk up gracefully and pick up the triangle.

The triangle, also known as the "triangle bell", is an ancient percussion instrument that is an indispensable percussion instrument in wind bands, orchestras, symphony bands, and even revue bands. Performances are often added to cadenzas to enhance the atmosphere.

The child thought it was very strange, he had never mentioned the triangle from beginning to end just now, he hadn't mentioned a word, just saying that other instruments were good and singing was good, why did he choose this? As a result, only Kangxi chose the triangle alone.

For an orchestra, the triangle is indispensable, so Kangxi doesn't need to compete with others at all, and naturally becomes a member of the orchestra that can tour the whole country, because he is the only one.

The score chosen by the kindergarten orchestra is very simple, and after the whole performance, he will be fine after two or three beats at most.

During the performance, the other children in the orchestra were sweating, playing the piano and violin, or playing the trumpet and trombone with a blushing face, Kangxi only bent the palm of his left hand to his chest in the middle section, hung the rope ring on the triangle iron on the index finger, and then used the thumb to assist in holding, and the right hand held the mallet, which was very easy to knock.

Bite! Bite! Bite!

After three strokes, he was fine, sat back in his chair, sighed, waited for the work to be finished, and waited for the teacher to take them to play.

Music Teacher Crash!

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Part03 Kang Yu VS Kangxi (Father and Son Showdown)

Recently, TV is rebroadcasting the old film from decades ago, Uncle Daoming played "The Emperor Kangxi", Kangxi children's shoes are completely fascinated, although Kang Yu is the orthodox descendant of the Aixin Jueluo family, but this is all eight hundred years ago, I have never told my son, Kangxi didn't know at all, and suddenly found that this emperor is also called Kangxi, and it is exactly the same as his name.

He shouted at Miao Miao, "Eniang, I'm hungry, I want to eat!" ”

At first, Miao Miao only thought he was fun, after all, he didn't pay attention to it when he was young.

But he was energetic, and after a while, it was "Eniang, I want to bathe!" After a while, it was "Eniang, I want to be a servant." ”

Kangxi is different from Gege, she has been sticky since she was a child, and she still likes to sleep with her.

But the waiter......

Miao Miao's head is full of black lines, you are tall, you are sleeping, you let Eniang sleep...... What is this!

After a week, he was all in and out.

On the weekend, Gege, who lived in the dormitory of the university, came back, and when she saw him, she wanted to pinch his little face, when he was born, she didn't want to see him, and then when he could talk and walk, she needed accommodation because of college, and she was away from home for a long time, so every time she came back, she wanted to pinch him and bully him.

He said angrily, "Bold, even if you are my imperial sister, you can't be disrespectful to me, if you want to do this again, I will order you to make peace." ”

After speaking, he glanced at Qi Yu, who sent Gege back, was stunned for a moment, and then covered his mouth and said with a smile, "I forgot, you have already made peace, haha......"

Qi Yu is a mixed-race, a beautiful boy with blond hair and blue eyes, his mother is Chinese, his father is Swede, and he takes his mother's surname.

Gege was so angry, this kid dared to speak to her like this, but she couldn't refute it, she was really peaceful.

Qi Yu's blonde and blue-eyed appearance was not a fan in ancient times, what is it?

Miao Miao Miao was anxious, how could this kid be addicted to playing, I was really afraid that he would really think of himself as an emperor in the future, and wanted to teach him a lesson, but this son is also a small universe person.

A sentence "The harem can't interfere in politics!" "Let her burst into tears.

She, an earthling, was completely overwhelmed.

Two days later, when Kang Yu came back from the flight mission, Miao Miao seemed to see the savior, pounced on him and bit his ear, muttering about Kangxi's recent bad deeds.

Kang Yu listened and looked at Kangxi, who looked like a great enemy.

Kangxi was thinking, Kangxi in the TV series has no father, only the emperor's grandmother named Xiaozhuang, this old woman is basically ignored, so he is still the boss, but he has a father, isn't the emperor's father the emperor?

The emperor is back, and he, the emperor, is not the boss.

In other words, is the emperor capable of politics?

I hate it, I didn't say it on TV.

Kang Yu was not in a hurry to teach his son a lesson, first save himself with Miao Miao, and then eat and take a bath, Kangxi adhered to the method of "the enemy does not move, I do not move", and he did not "get sick" - do not speak.

When he was sleeping, Kangxi was energetic again, climbed onto the bed in the master bedroom with his hands and feet, and wanted to say, "Eniang, I want to be a servant." ”

Seeing this, Kang Yu reached out and grabbed his collar, slipped him out of the door and put him on the ground like a chicken, glanced at him and said, "Emperor, don't kneel, go to bed early." ”

Bang, the door shut, shut him out.

Kangxi was stunned.

5555……

He drooped his head and went back to his room to sleep.

Miao Miao was still counting on Kang Yu to educate her son, but she didn't expect him to play with her son, what kneeling, just wanted to question, Kang Yu took off her clothes and put her on the bed, pressed her firmly under her, and said with a smile, "Love concubine, wait!" ”

Depend on!

What kind of son you have, what kind of father you have.

She turned her face away, too lazy to care.

The next day, it happened to be the beginning of the month, and it was the time for the children of the Kang family to distribute pocket money.

Although Kangxi is young, he also has pocket money - 20 yuan.

This is Kang Yu's way of educating his children, giving pocket money, letting them use it reasonably, and he is responsible for overspending, he will not help, so that they can learn the way of financial management from an early age.

The scale of pocket money will also increase with age, today happens to be Kangxi's sixth birthday, that is to say, he can take 25 yuan, the little guy has a hobby is to save money, Miao Miao has bought him a huge transparent piggy bank, he always likes to stuff money into it, the fuller it is, the happier he is.

So every time he gave out pocket money, he asked for a dollar coin.

Today he can get 25 coins, he got up early in the morning happily, and stood respectfully at the gate of the wind with Gege waiting for his father to come out.

After Gege got the pocket money, he dressed up and went out in a hurry.

Kangxi excitedly waited for Kang Yu to give money.

Kang Yu is naturally giving.

But after counting, it's not right, why is it still 20.

He looked at his father suspiciously.

Kang Yu sat on the sofa and said earnestly, "Emperor, never, no, plus, endowment." ”

Never give......

This TV is played, that is, don't add taxes to the people.

But does it have anything to do with him?

He looked at Kang Yu, who had long since ignored him, and sat on the sofa reading the newspaper leisurely.

He was sad and wanted to ask, but he didn't know what to say.

Could it be that he said: "Hey, Huang Ama, the money is less, add more ......"

He drooped his head gloomily, why did this sound so awkward.

Thanks to his cleverness, he thought about it again and again, and suddenly it occurred to him that if the common people did not raise taxes, the tax in the treasury would not increase.

Treasury = pocket money.

Suddenly, he froze.

If he was still a little emperor, wouldn't he only get 20 yuan for the rest of his life.

Scare!

This time, Kangxi finally collapsed by himself.

At this time, Miao Miaomai came back early.

He immediately pounced, "Mom, Dad bullied me, give me 5 yuan less, let him give it to me, let him give it to me!" He was really anxious, and he restored the nature of a child—playing tricks, stomping his feet and pulling Miaomiao's clothes, and his face turned red.

When Miao Miao heard this, she was surprised, why didn't she call herself me, and looked at Kang Yu who was reading the newspaper suspiciously.

Kang Yu put down the newspaper and looked at her with a smile, with a dark light in her narrow and beautiful black eyes.

Miao Miao saw it and couldn't help but tremble.

Since then, Kangxi children's shoes have never called themselves me, and NND only has 20 yuan "treasury" who wants to be the emperor!

Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy.

------Off topic------

This extra was written after the publication of "Belly Black".,So I didn't put it in the book.,A lot of pros are a little regretful.,If "Bright Going" can also be published.,This extra can be put in.,The next chapter,I may have to slow down more.,Make up for an extra fan.,Moisten your eyes for everyone.,If you've seen the pro.,Nostalgia.,Metamorphosis can be seen from a young age.。