204 204 If you are a woman, you should be married~
204 If you are a woman, you should be married~
Muris returned to Malaga that day, and when it was cold, he bought a gray scarf for the fat old man. Disliked by him, Muris knew the fetish of the fat old man, and the older he gets, the more he likes some bright colors. But he won't fulfill him, the fat old man who is a little nervous himself, and then wraps a rhubarb or red and green scarf, it is simply a copy of an idiot.
Despite this, the fat old man still showed it all the way home from his own flavor shop.
Chubby body with a large scarf around her. When I saw someone I knew, I greeted him from afar. When others say that his scarf is "special", he proudly says that it was brought back to him by his Chena when he was out playing.
Then I saw those old friends squeeze their eyes, and with some difficulty they said, "That's good, Wilson, I really envy you for having a son who is willing to buy scarves for his father." β
"Thanks, my Chena is good, although everyone says he's a stuffy gourd." Old Muris shrugged his shoulders and smiled so hard that he wanted to stomp on his wrinkled face.
As Mouris's fame grew, MΓ‘laga was almost populated by his fans on a daily basis.
Old Murice's flavor shop is a concentration of fans. When the fat old man showed off his scarf like a treasure, it was these fans who were more excited than Old Murice, squeezing up one by one and slamming at Old Muris's long gray scarf.
Then upload it online.
Don't look at a small incident of buying a scarf, Muris, who was in the limelight in the last fifteen minutes of the Spanish national team, has earned enough eyeballs.
Even the Spanish media reported on it.
For example, in the qualifiers, the talented midfielder of Malaga was proud and bought a scarf for his father.
What is the development of this matter?
Even Muris, a military advisor, did not expect that his purchase of a scarf would bring about a series of developments.
That's as magical as it can be.
First around Muris himself.
When the scarf given to the fat old man by Muris went viral, it attracted a large number of fans to discuss. Mouris, who was originally popular in La Liga for a season with his handsome and extraordinary skills, and has the potential to sweep Europe this year, has re-aroused the jokes of countless fans after the Muris emoji.
- Although Muris is handsome, the scarf he chose is so ugly! The eyes of my male god, alas! It's hard to put into words.
- 233333, Muurice is quite cute~ I fantasize about the way he chooses a scarf for his fat old man, 5555, if it is me who is given a scarf, I will be around the ugly galaxy every day.
- Only I think he deliberately picked such an ugly scarf~
- Hahahaha! Muris is old and black, and there is a high probability that this is the case.
- His old bottom and his teammates have exploded, don't look at the appearance and don't smile, in fact, he has a bad stomach 23333333~
- Got it! Malaga is afraid of him, unlucky little Luke~
This kind of remark is quite normal, and it is slowly going in an uncontrollable direction.
It began to rumor on the Internet that Muris is actually a black-bellied and sullen man, with a calm brain, gorgeous ball skills, and a domineering president line, but he has an ascetic face.
You can attack and accept, if you are a woman, you can get married!
It was the last sentence that became popular among netizens almost overnight.
How ferocious is the enthusiasm of the fans?
All the stars and stars who have had something to do with Mouris, they do. Of course, these are mainly their own fans, joining in the fun.
It's not a big deal for fans to joke, anyway, they are all a group of friends, and they can't eat me if they joke.
Start with a sentence: Did you receive the scarf that Muris gave you?
In the beginning, the stars who had just finished practicing the ball and surfing the net didn't know what was going on. opened the search engine, only to know that he didn't like the topic but was a typical topic maker, and a scarf helped him continue to be on the hot search.
These stars have a good relationship with Murice, and they are also enthusiastic in the face of fans.
Authenticated, consistent with the Mouris style, your skills are much more gorgeous than your taste. Come to my brother another day, and I'll teach you how to choose a stylish scarf. β Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ronaldo once again glanced at the ugly scarf on the Internet, and did not dare to compliment the taste of a certain Malaga ace, just like he likes to drink tea and go to bed at 9 p.m. every night.
However, after Ronaldo uploaded this news, many countless scarf-related companies began to contact him for endorsements.
The merchant is not only shrewd, but also has a keen sense of smell.
This is a lot of information, but netizens did not let him go.
Their focus is to be attackable and acceptable, and they can be married!
But before I could ask, there was a commotion over there.
- Chris, it seems that you have a taste for big pants and are not up to the task, so I'd better come. Both of you, follow me.
Whew, the card is always attacking the domineering side leaking!
An hour later, the Real Madrid vice-captain also updated Twitter.
- When I left the national team training base, Murice Jr. asked me what kind of gift would be appropriate for his fat old man. I thought about it and said buy a scarf, warm. Little Muris nodded and walked into the shop next to him. He chose a total of 10 and asked me which one was the best, and I said the big red one. He asked me again which one was the ugliest, and I said the gray one. So, little Muris decisively chose the gray one.
While others were "arguing", Real Madrid's vice-captain made an intriguing tweet about the power of the dog.
Plain words, simple narration, reproduce the vivid side of choosing a scarf.
Ahem, some netizens said that the vice captain of Real Madrid turned out to be a scheming dog with a capital letter.
also happened to stop at the most suitable position, leaving enough suspense.
It was obviously the Malaga ace who despised the eyes of a certain Real Madrid vice-captain, but he heard a taste of love.
Is the world swollen~
Just when others thought that the vice captain of Real Madrid had killed others in seconds this time, and the Lamula party was spilled with a handful of dog food, a figure who had not had much contact with Murice before blew up the La Liga group of friends.
- The scarf is a hair, I have Big Brother Muris's underwear, do you have it? Bad smile ~ bad smile ~ dog head ~ smug face ~
The little flea of Serie A Inter Milan is really lively, even this flea has come out to join in the fun!
And the information is really sensational. The fans of the two were directly drunk, what's going on, the first item in the label is Messi's little flea, there are actually other men's underwear, or Muris's!! It's horrible!
When did the two of them get ripe to this extent?
And fans who have watched the previous Nike Assassin 7th generation top commercial said that the two of them have co-produced commercials! Each other's first advertisement, the picture is not too beautiful!
At that time, people's attention was only on Muris's cool new look and arrogant face, and he was handsome and bloody. And the little flea is dressed as a monkey from front to back, and I almost forgot this important scene!
The biggest sentiment is here!
Moreover, Muris looked at the monkey's eyes, and he couldn't be spoiled!
No one else has that honor!
Now, the little flea has exploded his underwear again, and sure enough, he is the most special.
Failure, failure, the wolf men and wolf women are too poor in action this time, and there is no news in advance of such a big material.
Fortunately, the others died down when they saw the news, but Ronaldo's nose was crooked.
Panties? As soon as he mentioned this, he remembered the black history that he was most reluctant to look back on.
However, he mentioned Muris's.
Could it be that Muris guy was also tricked? Hahaha! That would be fun!
"Do you have panties in that Flea hand at Inter?" Ronaldo didn't have a head and sent a text message to Murice.
If he said yes, he laughed at him as much as he could.
With Muris with him, he won't have to spit out a mouthful of old blood every time he rings in the future.
Muurice was practicing in the training room and waited until he was sweating before he came out of it. While wiping the sweat with a towel, I saw that the phone was lit up, turned it on, and a message popped up.
What does Chris suddenly mention for little fleas?
Panty, oh, that's what happened to him last time he came to play.
So Muris sent a word to the past.
After waiting for half an hour, he waited for a hmm, but Ronaldo had no opinion, but he trembled with joy. Just as he was about to laugh at him, Muris sent a second message.
"Send him."
ββ¦β¦β
Ronaldo stiffened his face with a wrinkled smile, looking at the series of dog heads and smug faces of the little flea, and rubbing his teeth.
"Why did you give him this?" Ronaldo reacted and snapped again.
"He likes ......" Morris was about to say that he liked SpongeBob SquarePants, but felt a bit embarrassed to type the latter sentence out, so he omitted it.
Ronaldo was kicked again in a row.
Is Muris the kind of person who makes him perfect when others like him?
How is it that in his consciousness, the more others like it, the more Muris wants to play tricks on him?
That flea is really something special.
Although many other fans said that the Flea at Inter had a way to get the trousers of many stars, it was also an open secret that he opened a small online store of trousers. Please understand his words in a normal way, don't think crookedly.
But for this group of fans who have been beaten with chicken blood, such words obviously cannot satisfy their blood-boiling hearts, so they ignore it directly. The incident of Muris and Little Flea began, and unfortunately, the two men had no intersection before.
But the more they can't dig up, the more interested everyone becomes.
Photos of Real Madrid and Barcelona matches a year ago, photos of the two sitting on the bench have been circulated online. Neither of them played in that game, and there were few shots of them, but it was the photo of Little Flea looking at Real Madrid's bench with sleepy eyes, which made them have a series of associations......
The little flea was alone for two hours.
But this pride was beaten back to his original form before he could climb into bed.
Because, Mei Tianwang can't see it.
Messi, who doesn't have much Twitter news, went directly to his bamboo horse this time.
- It's late, Kuta, I'm going to practice tomorrow, don't be mischievous, go to bed.
Xibei Party was moved to tears, and knew that Xixi and Beibei were true love, and they were really scared to death before!
233333, Mei Tianwang didn't send a text message, but tweeted instead, this is to demonstrate~
And the news that Little Flea broke before was also cleverly responded to Messi's quiet word "trick-or-treating".
It turns out that the underwear thing is just a little flea poor trick-or-treat, everyone knows that Inter's flea likes to join in the fun. Well, even though it's just an oolong, it's still fun.
What amused them was Little Flea's reply to Messi's tweet.
- Oh.
After this word, there was no movement of the little fleas on the Internet.
Listening to Xixi's words like this, I love so much~
Muris didn't know what happened the day before until the next day.
But just as he knew it, the wind was changing.
Because overnight, old Muurice was completely on fire!
What's going on? Many netizens posted photos of the elder Muris showing his son giving him a scarf.
In that photo, the fat old man is handsome and handsome, with a little Sue, a little tsundere, and a little smugness, which has been made into an emoji by many people.
And this meme can be very useful.
Some elderly people want to show off to their old friends how obedient and filial their son is, just sacrifice this emoji.
Of course, this is not usually the case. It's the complaint of netizens, there are often some news on the Internet about children showing off their wealth and all kinds of pride and pride, no praise or depreciation, the fat old man's emoji is simply a wonderful place to adjust the atmosphere!
Even those who take photos by themselves do not forget to hang out a fat old man's proud "dog head" behind their children or first-rank brand bags and mansions.
Not only will they not be scolded by netizens, but they will make people think they are very humorous.
The Spanish media also reported the incident jokingly, saying that Muris had a stunning season in La Liga and was robbed of the limelight by an old man's meme.
Ask Muris about the area of psychological shadow at this time!
After the old Muris became popular in this bizarre way, people who followed the trend on the Internet one by one, although a large number of people fell in front of the battle, and some new Internet celebrities were also born. Among them, there are quite a few older people.
And the cause and effect of everything is just because Muris bought a scarf that is not good-looking.
As a result, after the bloody case caused by a bun, the major topics began to have a scarf to spawn the Internet celebrities of the new era.
This is also due to the fact that the old Muris's facial nerves are already more developed than others.
Others who follow his expression may not be as happy as he is.
As for Muris's opinion on the matter?
Well, after Alan Tea showed the fat old man's emoji to Murice, Muris was slightly stunned.
It's not that old Muris's expression is funny, but that Muris is thinking in his heart: it turns out that when he received his gift, the fat old man who disliked him again and again turned out to be like this in his heart.
If you can make him happy, why not?
So, Murice, who doesn't like to give gifts very much, always brings back some ugly gifts for his fat old man every time he goes abroad to compete. 166 Reading Network