107. [The Real Me] 107
Jiang Qi, who had an improvised idea, tore open the plastic packaging of potato chips, while Ge Youxiang sat in an Internet café and laughed at the surging Internet.
If you want to be popular on the Internet, you either need to spend money to find a promoter, or you will have strong luck, Jiang Qi is familiar with routines and dry goods, but her luck is average, so this time the posts and videos are popular, but she herself is not popular If she collects money, when the marketing account is stolen, she will focus on the woman's wit and pungency, and when the money is confiscated, it is natural to laugh with everyone.
@我的前任是极品: The most bizarre blind date man in history!
@我的厕所读物: Today I'm going to share with you a video of a very popular post on Tianya......
And the feedback of netizens is also very consistent.
@治愈系樱桃:...... Stunned JPG, there really is such a person in reality!?
@一炮泯恩仇: The girl has a really good temper and a mood theory, so I slapped it in the face
@天降火锅: If you doubt the authenticity, you must not have been on a blind date, even if you have been on a blind date, it must be the type of luck, Nima and I have been dating for half a year, one out of every three is this kind of mental retardation! Come up and ask me how many boyfriends I've had or if I'm still pure, your mother is the purest! -
In the marketing account that is published or forwarded, simply @ a sentence from XX is already a minority of conscience, and most of them are sent directly, and the popularity will never be diverted back to the original creator.
In the real world, if you have no money and no fame, you can take your achievements at will and sell your reputation.
Jiang Qi is just to make up for the knife today, but he doesn't mind them forwarding blindly.
Fang Yijun's K city is a small city, and the speed of spreading things is fast, even if the older generation can't play the Internet, young colleagues have been exposed to this audio for the first time, because there will be a gap between the sound reality and the audio, I didn't think of her for a while, and I went to work the next day, so I should do what I should do.
But the test of humanity in the online world is finally being revealed.
Under the Tianya posts and Weibo comments, some speeches began to appear one by one
@老司机带带我: This man surnamed Wang has a voice and way of speaking like my former college classmate Wang Zhiyuan
@单抽出奇迹: I'm going to inquire today!! The man's name in the audio is Wang Zhiyuan, a person from K City~ The woman should also be from K City~
@方顾: Ask for eight men!
Sitting in the office blowing the air conditioner, Jiang Qi was in a happy mood, Sister Lu couldn't get used to her becoming more and more delicate dressed, and her spirit was getting brighter and brighter day by day, chattering beside her, and she was the right to be the background music, knocking on the computer while mmmm
"Did you listen to me?" Sister Lu was dissatisfied.
Jiang Qi looked up: "No." ”
“…… Why do you disrespect your elders so much? ”
"Next time you have something to say to me, I hope it's just about work, and I'm not interested in your son's learning progress," Jiang Qipi didn't smile: "Of course, I'm not interested in being your son's tutor either." ”
So he her off again.
Jiang Qi glanced at her mobile phone resting on the office desktop, she was always paying attention to the changes in the situation, and she had expected it to be on her own body.
1. She belongs to the positive side and does not have a deep impact on the image, so there is no need for people who don't like her to have deep friendships.
Second, the popularity of the Internet comes and goes quickly, which can scare a layman like Wang Zhiyuan, scare her, and bring Fang Yijun to practice her courage by the way
You've felt the attention of tens of millions of people, so what's there to be afraid of?
If Fang Yijun is here, he will definitely flip the table and have you playing so blindly!?
Yes, she is.
What really made Wang Zhiyuan's real body completely exposed, but he saw it himself, and angrily went to major marketing blogs to abuse and ask for deletion.
Like most people who love to play the Internet but can't play it, he left a lot of personal information on the Internet, like a time bomb finally lit the fuse, and Boom exploded so much that his mother didn't recognize him.
What Wang Zhiyuan violently revealed was a large number of 'welfare' Weibo that he paid attention to, and the obscene speeches left when he forwarded sexy and revealing photos, hated women's speeches, and phone landmarks...... and a personal photo on the avatar.
When she saw this account, Jiang Qi was amazed, what a standard mental retardation.
However, it is also understandable that when I first met on a blind date, I said so many rude words, which shows that my EQ is worrying, and my IQ is not high.
This is not uncommon, Jiang Qi used to be bored, and wanted to know how transparent the network was, so he randomly picked some obscene Weibo to flip through.
What she remembers the most is that a man who likes to post photos of himself with comments under the girl's Weibo, she flipped to his Tieba account along the penguin number, and her real identity is a white-collar worker who graduated from a prestigious school and looks like a human.
Every time I see him squirting on Weibo, Jiang Qi can imagine how much pressure he usually has, under a lewd, violent, and ugly Weibo, there must be a heavy soul, and he needs to find a place to vent his malice, so as to ensure that he is law-abiding and a polite citizen.
understands, but is not sympathetic, Wang Zhiyuan's malice has overflowed into reality.
She lowered her head and opened the trembling WeChat.
[Summer Shihai]: Fang Yijun, what do you mean!?
[Summer Shihai]: You stinky playing recording!? What did I do to you, do you need this? I'm cǎo your mother, you give me to be careful, I have your work unit, believe it or not, I went up to your leader and asked you to lose your job
[Summer Poetry]: Don't pretend to disappear for Lao Tzu! I'm going to wait for you to get off work today! You wait for Lao Tzu!
Jiang Qi was very calm and replied: "I also know your work unit, do you think I dare to make trouble?" I'm a civil servant, you can't just fire me, you're not an iron rice bowl. ’
…… This is to the point.
Many scumbags in forum posts will threaten to 'go to your company to make trouble', this trick is indeed very effective, but it is the same for men, as long as there is a white-collar worker with a workplace, even if he doesn't lose his job, he can also get rid of his reputation or promotion opportunities.
She added: 'I heard you're competing for a position? If something happens, it's not good to be yellow. ’
Since Fang's mother had been with her for a long time, she also knew a lot about his actual information.
Wang Zhiyuan stopped squeaking when he landed.
Jiang Qi threw away her phone and spoke toughly, but when she got off work, she chose to go with other young male colleagues, take a taxi home in a crowded place, and carefully ensure safety—Ziichi despises the enemy strategically and values the enemy tactically.
After arriving home, Jiang Qi thought for a while: "Thousand machine boxes, I'm fine." ”
If she guessed correctly, the conditions for customs clearance for this tribulation are not a slap in the face, and she will take everything on herself, which is not conducive to customs clearance......
The next second as soon as her words fell, the world swirled like a tide again, causing her to fall asleep, and the other soul of this body awakened.
When he woke up, Fang Yijun was confused.
From her point of view, she was suddenly very brave, not only did she refuse to go on a blind date that she had never dared to think about before, she had a showdown with her mother, moved out to live, and finally made a ruthless fight against the man who often harassed herself on WeChat before meeting because she was very liked by her mother.
She lay on the bed in confusion, in order to save rent, the security of the rented place is better, but the room is really small, like dried tofu, the advantage is that it is really quiet, she has obtained the peace and security she dreamed of in this environment, one by one without worrying that her parents will suddenly push open the door, accuse her of not sleeping, or shout for her to come down to teach her brother to do homework, or make a supper for him to eat.
Here, she is the true owner of herself, free to spend her time.
The real adulthood is not when you get your first salary at a summer job, or when you still wear your school uniform to celebrate your eighteenth birthday by eating a fruitcake bought by your parents, but when you find a stable job, can be financially independent, self-financed, and have a private space.
Fang Yijun is eager to become an adult, but her parents are unwilling to let her go and want to find a good buyer, and in Fang's mother's heart, the most suitable person is Wang Zhiyuan, who has a stable and decent job, and the family is willing to pay a considerable amount of money to help her buy a house for her youngest son and make a down payment.
She stared at the ceiling in a daze, "What the hell did I do......"
No one answered her.
Fang Yijun felt that this qiē was really amazing, how could she be so brave? Could it be a ghost? But she just somehow mustered up her courage? And why do you want to help her get away from her family? Could it be that our spiritual friends are all about doing good deeds every day? It doesn't sound reliable.
Although a certain Cheng dù said above, she guessed the truth.
She pinched her fingers and speculated, and finally grunted and said to herself, "Is it ...... Do I have a second personality? Is my desire for independence already so strong......"
If Jiang Qi is present, she will definitely sigh that girl, your brain is really big.
Fang Yijun didn't have her sense of humor, she only thought that what she had always wanted was to resist, to do what she wanted to do, and to refuse the control of others, she could be happy to this point, and she had never felt it in her previous twenty years of life.
She listened to her parents, tried her best to live like a promising child in everyone's eyes, studied hard, made progress every day, did not fall in love and did not dress up, and was admitted to the civil service of a stable dìng, thinking that she could be appreciated, but she could not compare to the honor of her younger brother when he occasionally qualified. She behaved well, as she should, and there were no surprises.
But as long as she is disobedient, she is a big rebel and a white-eyed wolf.
Her heart told her that even if she went against the grain, she would stick to her own path.
Sad, pitiful, and glad.
At least, she felt it at this moment.