87 Cuckold
Wei Xiang has long become the queen mother's imperial physician, although Jiaojiao has never been willing to see him because of the previous feud of shaving her hair, but she can't stand the real ability of others, she is delicate and frail, and others can't let go of Jiang He, and strictly ordered her not to mess around.
Jiaojiao made trouble a few times to no avail, and began to try to pry Wei Xiang's mouth open, asking her what kind of grudge she had with him, and he wanted to treat her like this. But there is nothing to be gained.
Wei Xiang slept soundly in the middle of the night, but was woken up by the little girl, with an eager face, "Wake up quickly, the queen is not good!" ”
Wei Xiang jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, "Who do you say can't do it?!" ”
Jiang He's face was very scary, holding Jiaojiao and not letting go, kissing the cold little face vigorously, and calling her name in a whisper.
The old lady and Mama Qi were also tossed, and when they saw Jiaojiao's pale face, they were also anxious, "What did you say, what's wrong with Jiaojiao?" It's fine when you eat. ”
Jiang He locked the delicate woman in his arms, covered her warmly, and said to the old lady helplessly: "I, I kicked her." ”
The old lady became angry when she heard this, and she was about to beat someone with a cane, and she was afraid of hurting the Jiaojiao in his arms, so she could only give up, and only scolded hatefully: "You bastard boy, how can you start to do it, she is like a little piece of paper, where can she stand your kick!" ”
Jiang He himself couldn't figure it out, where was he willing to touch her finger. At that time, it was just for show, why did you faint? Isn't it that he is used to being five big and three rough, and he doesn't have the strength to collect it?
Mama Qi also glared at Jiang He resentfully, but still pulled the old lady aside and sat down, "You sit down first, Wei Xiang will know what's going on after a while, it's useless for you to be anxious at this time." ”
Wei Xiang's trot arrived soon, and before he could wipe his sweat, he was yelled at by Jiang He, "What are you rubbing, don't come over quickly!" ”
Wei Xiang choked, and he didn't care that the sweat would offend the holy face, and walked over quickly to look at it.
At the end, his face was embarrassed, and he said in some periods: "Queen Mother, Mother Mother, she ......"
Jiang He was worried that he couldn't be anxious, but when he saw him spitting out, he got angry, and casually took the pillow in his hand and smashed it over, "What do you say, what are you doing crookedly!" What's wrong with the queen, if you can't cure it, you will die! ”
Wei Xiang's appearance undoubtedly made Jiang He scared, thinking that Jiaojiao had some incurable disease. At the thought that his little baby would have to endure the torture of illness and even leave him, Jiang He's heart was torn apart. Before I could do anything, I scared myself into a cold sweat.
The expression on Wei Xiang's face was very subtle, and although he knew that it was wrong, he still said it stubbornly, "The queen mother is a month pregnant. ”
People close to him know that the emperor has not returned for nearly two months, and this month he is pregnant...... Obviously there is a story.
Jiang He was also very suspicious when he heard this, and he slapped the little baby's still cold little face, frowned, and said, "Pregnant?" Then why did she faint, you read that right, she was very cold and her face was ugly. You can take a good look at it, don't delay. ”
Wei Xiang thought that Jiang He couldn't accept it, and glanced at him with some sympathy. The little girl was not happy to follow you in the first place, but she used means to get people. If you get it, take a good look at it, and you have to look like a pet like something, so that people can blatantly climb on their heads. It's forgivable to cuckold* you.
I was also helpless and a little scared. Such an obscure thing for outsiders to know to him, and he also broke the Tao with a word, I don't know if he can see the sun tomorrow.
"It's okay, it's just that I'm too excited and nervous, and I'm cold. After a while, I will prescribe a prescription, pour it hot, and get a good night's sleep. ”
Jiang He paused, and suddenly let out a burst of wild laughter, "Hahaha, hahaha!" ”
Wei Xiang stepped back a little frightened, and glanced at the door to see if it was possible to exit silently.
The old lady and Mama Qi were also stunned, the old man's thoughts were not as dirty as Wei Xiang, and he only thought about whether the time was wrong. "Wei Xiang, do you think it's time to make a mistake if you take it carefully?"
Before Wei Xiang could speak, Jiang He waved his hand, and his voice was pleasant and loud, "That's right, it's just a month, I came back a month ago." ”
The old lady wrinkled her brows, "My wife is not confused, why did you last come back two months ago." ”
Jiang He was stunned by what the old lady said, so he blushed a little, hugged the little baby in his arms, and then said with some surprise: "The hour is too rushed, so I didn't come to say hello to you." ”
The hour was indeed too rushed, and at that time, a short-eyed snake suddenly appeared, instigating the local people to rebel, hindering the people's will, and not acting rashly, Jiang He and his party were busy every day.
Jiaojiao was cleaned up by Jiang He a few times, and she also learned to be obedient, knowing that her husband was going to write a letter to Hongyan to convey her affection. He wrote a large number of sweet words in daily life, and finally applied a thick layer of lipstick to his small mouth, and printed a number of red lips on the yellowed letter paper with enthusiasm.
Where could Jiang He stand such a naked seduction, and immediately grass began to grow in his heart, and he couldn't sit still while the fire was burning.
I still secretly thought in my heart, saying that the needs of women who have given birth to children are great, isn't it that Xiao Jiaojiao also seems to be lustful/unbearable? What's wrong with this, it's really going to make the little baby want to be dissatisfied, and he Jiang He is not a man anymore.
pushed the mess and rushed home single-handedly overnight. I said hello to the guards on the night patrol, and without alarming the gate, I climbed over the wall and entered the house. The knife and gun went out of the warehouse and loved the lonely little lady very much, until the sky was bright and he left over the wall.
The old lady and Mama Qi glanced at each other, and Mama Qi vaguely remembered that there was a time when Xiao Jiaojiao slept until dawn before getting up, and the circle made a big fuss because she couldn't find her mother. That's it, and I'm still sleepy and dozing off at dinner. I couldn't keep up for days. The little girl has to say that it is a menstrual affair and her stomach hurts.
Mama Qi snorted and laughed, "This is really rare, how can His Majesty the Emperor go home to see his own queen, how can he make it look like a thief." It's a shame that the guards didn't arrest you as a flower thief. ”
Jiang He laughed a few times, looked down at the little baby who was still unconscious, thinking that such a little thing was going to give birth to a little monkey for him again, maybe it was a little girl as soft as the little baby! Le's mouth can't be closed at all.
For fear that too many people would affect the baby's rest, he looked up and was about to drive everyone out, when he saw Wei Xiang still probing the pestle with his head shrunk there, his face changed, and he glared, "Why don't you go to prescribe a prescription to boil medicine, waiting to receive the reward!" ”
Wei Xiang smiled awkwardly, nodded and rolled down his sleeves.
patted his own head, Wei Xiang was a little melancholy, thinking about how pure and beautiful he was when he was a young man who reincarnated Hua Tuo, how could he stay with a group of soldiers and ruffians, this is getting more and more dirty/filthy and obscene?
Jiaojiao never woke up, and Jiang He was reluctant to call her. After taking the medicine bowl mouth-to-mouth and feeding her the medicine, he waved his hand to drive away the flies as if to drive everyone out, and stared at the little baby and giggled alone.
The land is a good land, and it needs good seeds to be served well to grow crops, right?
Needless to say, if he's not great. Look at how well he raised the little baby, from the small bean sprouts at the beginning, to the current convex and backward warped blood gushing, and he has been holding the two for three years!
And it's not uncommon to have more children, when a group of bear children are upset, she will find that her husband is the best, and she won't ignore him because of that little bastard in the circle!
The children are all debt collectors, and only the husband loves her the most!
When Jiaojiao woke up in a daze, she just opened her eyes and saw a big black face in front of her. I was so scared that my soul was about to come out, and after a closer look, I didn't scream. complained angrily: "What are you doing to scare me!" ”
Jiang He smiled, kissed her little face that had recovered, and said attentively: "I'm so obedient to wake up, are you still uncomfortable, what do you want to eat?" Oh, don't get up, lie down, what do you want Brother Crane to give our little baby to get. ”
Jiaojiao turned her little head that slept a little foggy, they reconciled last night? But she didn't have any impression at all, she only remembered that he threw her off the bed with a fierce face, thinking of this, Jiaojiao was a little angry, and said aggrievedly: "You're not angry?" ”
Seeing this, Jiang He hurriedly put the big dog's head up for a while, and coaxed in a low voice: "Who is angry?" I'm not angry, how can I be willing to be angry with you, my husband is playing with you. Husband loves you the most, doesn't he? ”
Jiaojiao pouted, "You drove me away and threw me off the bed." ”
Jiang He's regretful intestines were all blue, and he rubbed her tender little neck with a stubble chin, making people giggle, "It's all about joking, think about it, if I really drive you away, can I still handle it so lightly?" ”
"But you're so fierce, you scare me."
Jiang He saw her unrelenting arrogant appearance, and he couldn't love it in his heart, so he kissed the little mouth that had been ruddy again, "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, it's okay if I apologize to our baby." Why don't you kick me out of bed three times tonight? ”
Jiaojiao laughed, hit him with a small fist, and said Jiaodidi: "You will fool me, where is the use of kicking three times, kicking once is enough, you just sleep on the ground, hum!" ”
"That's not good, you can kick it a few times, I'll just climb up again if it's troublesome, it's not okay to sleep on the ground, and my husband has to hug and coax the little girl to sleep."
"I'm not in a circle, so I don't want you to coax me."
Jiang He kissed his little face, "Well, that Jiaojiao hugged me and coaxed me to sleep." ”
The two of them talked and laughed, and they were still like glue.
Jiaojiao was lying in Jiang He's arms and was fed two small glasses of honey water by him, twisted the buckle on his body, raised her head and kissed him sweetly, and said very sincerely: "Brother He, I was not good yesterday and made you angry." It's just that I grew up with Ah Sheng, and I regarded him as an older brother. He came to say goodbye to me yesterday, and I don't think we will see each other again, we have nothing. You believe me, okay? ”
Jiang He heard Jiaojiao mention Qi Yusheng, and a trace of gloom flashed in his eyes, but he quickly eased up, and said in a good voice: "Let's not mention it, it's my careful eyes that scared Jiaojiao, and it won't be in the future." ”
Jiaojiao's whole person was lying in Jiang He's arms as if she had no bones, and her little hands circled around his chest, "Brother He, am I okay?" ”
Jiang He immediately said loudly without hesitation: "Of course my Jiaojiao is good." ”
Jiaojiao saw that he was angry like that last night, but today he was spontaneous and spontaneous, and he didn't mess with her at all, and felt that her man was really good. Think about the color/temptation prepared last night, it seems that it hasn't been used yet, so you don't need to make amends, so take it as a reward!
Look, he untied the strap of Jiang He's middle coat, and his graceful body was attached like a snake, and he first took a bite on the protruding Adam's apple, and said delicately: "Brother Crane is so good, I want a reward." ”
Jiang He immediately took a breath of cold air, and reason told him to stop it quickly, but he couldn't say a word. The green tendons on his forehead burst out one by one, and beads of sweat the size of beans suddenly appeared on his face.
"Don't ...... baby. Don't ......"
Jiaojiao glanced at him with a grin, pulled out her bright red silk, tied up his big hand that he refused, and pulled it to the top of the bed, "Oh good." ”
The small mouth went all the way down from the Adam's apple, and the sound of Jiang He's gasping became louder and louder. When he was excited and scared, he felt that his trouser belt was untied, and after the slippery touch, Jiang He suddenly snorted loudly.