[Daily Sports News: Will Gu Bei's parents arrive in Madrid to inspect or attend the wedding? 】-

Ann, I thought our friendship had been tested-

This kind of headline gave the next door? Don't the Chinese say that fertilizer water does not flow to outsiders' fields? -

As the push was delivered to the lock screen of every smartphone the next morning, Sanders and Fraero sent messages with different regrets or angers.

"You've taken all my headlines! The Bernabeu beat Barcelona and led the standings, but you did it all in three! Mourinho's state on the other end of the phone is already - hair dryer - the word is not enough to describe it, "Now all around Real Madrid and its top card is lace!" I officially warn you, this matter cannot go on like this! I'm going to get the headlines I deserve back! ”

After speaking, Mourinho hung up the phone in a grand manner, leaving Gu Bei with a confused face.

You forgot? You've made headlines...... The dressing room lashed out at Ronaldo after the derby win, isn't that all your work? Gu Bei stared at the screen of her phone - if her gaze was substantial, she would probably have made Mourinho behind the screen into Hannibal's dinner cheese ribs.

The thick cheese is the kind that will be drawn when wrapped around the ribs.

BOOM: I see, I see...... But I don't want to talk about the proposal today, don't hit me. Do you remember Mourinho's lash at Cristiano? Today! Mr. Mourinho finally confided in him, saying that he just hoped that after a morale-boosting victory, Cristiano would be the first to hug him - I will first wipe the tears from the corners of my eyes and then come and talk to you -

In the senior group, I only recognize Sir Alex Ferguson...... After all, back then, like a father and a son-

It's useless to be like a father like a son, his little prince wears someone else's ring on his hand, and he wears someone else's jersey -

The first rule in the slash world: Whoever slaps others in the face with reality has to be dragged out and hacked to death.

You can swipe a tag and say that everyone loves Chris, after all, this is the theme of BOOM -

However, now the house next door also has a brain-dead fan blog with the theme called I Love Messi@ProfessionalFan -

I've been to read that blog, and the blowing is not as strong as BOOM, and the style is more subtle. But when it comes to throwing the pot, it's not small at all, it's much more powerful than BOOM -- it's all nonsense, and my assistant naturally has a true pass on the matter of throwing the pot.

However, for the first time, Cristiano today does not care what BOOM wrote.

In fact, when he woke up in the morning and saw the news, he jumped up immediately, made a few phone calls sneakily, and then rushed into the bathroom - without even asking Gu Bei why he hadn't told him about it earlier.

"Do you think I'd better wear a suit, or should I just wear something normal?"

“……”

"It's better to wear a suit, Jorge and Ikar both told me that they wore a suit when they first went to see their parents. So do your parents like boys to wear perfume? Mr. Coach told me that there are some older people in Asia who think that boys spray cologne like little girls? But should I still use an eau de toilette for polite reasons? Oh no, the memo that Mr. Coach sent me said...... He said don't use hairspray either? Because hairspray is also like a little girl? ”

"That's it...... It doesn't matter, because ......"

Because Mr. Mourinho is just sarcastically saying that you are a little girl!

"Oh yes, should I wear a scarf in my pocket? Tweed? Do you want not? Which watch do you think is better? German goods or Swiss goods, which country do your parents prefer? And also! Does your dad like sports cars or the older kind of off-road? But I don't seem to have off-road...... I forgot...... If he likes off-roading, let's go out and buy one early, right? ”

Gu Bei was made very hateful by the last sentence of unconsciously showing off his wealth.

"It's okay, Cristiano! I didn't say I wanted you to accompany me to pick them up! Gu Bei couldn't bear to interrupt Cristiano's broken thoughts.

Cristiano poked his head out of the bathroom, his eyes widened, his eyes wet as if he had been greatly hurt, "What do you mean you don't want me to accompany you?" They come to Spain, and I don't go, so what's the matter? Besides, didn't you let them come on such an early flight so that I could accompany you to pick them up? ”

"That's it...... Don't look at me like that...... I mean it's not today......" Gu Bei was defeated, and immediately erected a small white flag on the city wall, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, how will tomorrow?" Maybe we can have lunch together. ”

Cristiano nodded in satisfaction, but

"Nope! Absolutely nothing! Gu Bei looked very serious, "I'll tell them that you have arrangements today." ”

"Okay...... Then tell me what kind of car your dad likes, I'll buy a ......."

"No need...... Gu Bei burst into tears, "My dad hates losers." ”

Cristiano was immediately honest.

But it was only a matter of ten seconds, and he began to be restless again, "But they must have somewhere to stay tonight, right?" That's living with me, of course, that...... Dinner together? ”

Gu Bei was a little worried.

"Actually, I want them to live in my apartment - my mom is a conservative person, and she might not be comfortable living with you. You know, it's not a family after all, at least not for her. Of course, Gu Bei knew what her parents were doing here, and she didn't want to challenge their cognitive abilities as soon as she came up.

The rice should be eaten in one bite, and the brain should be washed piece by piece.

Cristiano may have finally realized something, he frowned, and his voice lowered, "They're here to stop me, aren't they?" ”

Gu Bei said no.

But apparently this sentence did not cure Cristiano, and he casually changed his clothes and went out to train - even a little earlier than usual.

So when Mourinho yawned and pulled his coaching staff, drank hot coffee and chatted about training arrangements, he walked into the training ground only to see a Cristiano playing alone.

"I thought your parents-in-law were coming, you would be a little late?" Mourinho felt that Cristiano's aura was a little problematic today, so although he told Sù to ignore him before, he still couldn't help but go over and care.

Apparently, however, the word - parent-in-law - made Cristiano look even more depressed - and he even turned away and said directly that he did not intend to speak.

When a young boy mentions this, Mourinho, who has come over, expresses great disaffection and extreme schadenfreude.

Yes, that's the way the world is. Open your eyes and see, not everyone in this world listens to you like Ann, Jorge, your mother, me and Ikar.

Young people have to go through setbacks to know what life is.

Mourinho walked away refreshed.

But Mourinho's turning a blind eye doesn't mean that the hard-working Cassiba can also turn a blind eye.

"Cristiano was too quiet today." Cassie took advantage of the players' efforts to grab the circle and quietly pulled Mourinho to bite his ear, "Tomorrow, there will be a Copa del Rey game tomorrow." There can't be a problem at this time. ”

Jose Mourinho: Real Madrid can't play a third-tier team without Ronaldo? Do you look down on me or your Real Madrid? Excuse me!

Cassie obviously understood Mourinho's expression, and he immediately showed a - please, don't make a fuss - expression, "Sir, think about Cristiano's life pursuit, think about Real Madrid's top brand and win the Ballon d'Or again." ”

Can playing a C-division team decide the Golden Ball? Mourinho glanced at Cassie and thought he was finally crazy.

But in order to prevent the last adult in the team from giving up on treatment, Mourinho still stopped Cristiano with an unnatural gentle expression like a confidant uncle after training, "Chris, do you want to have lunch together?" ”

Cristiano looked at Mourinho in shock, took two steps back, and asked with a look of resistance: "Sir, what are you doing?" ”

Mourinho's face was hideous for a moment when he was rejected for his overtures, but then he was gently patted by the assistant coach Faria who was hiding behind him, and - for the Copa del Rey - Mourinho seemed to hear Faria say this to him.

"No, I don't do anything, I just don't think you're in the right shape today - you've been broken a few times in the lap, and it's definitely above average. And when I shot in training, I scored two fewer than yesterday. Mourinho said solemnly, "There's a Copa del Rey game tomorrow and I don't want anything wrong with you at this time – the Copa del Rey winner is also a champion." ”

It sounds like tomorrow is the final. Cristiano's inner drama at the moment is no different from Mourinho just now.

"I'm okay sir, I'm just a little nervous."

"Why? Because you're going to play tomorrow against a third-division team you've never played against in your career? Do you think they are unpredictable and elusive? Mourinho thought it was ridiculous and couldn't help but want to be sarcastic.

Cristiano's expression at that moment was like looking at a senior resident of a neurological hospital.

“…… So what are you nervous about? ”

"Sir, were you ever stopped before you got married?"

As a Mourinho who is more refined than a monkey, he naturally realized the problem immediately after Cristiano said this, "Mr. Gu doesn't like you?" ”

"I don't know, but I feel like it's a little bit - though Ann didn't let me go with her to pick them up."

Mourinho felt that young people really shouldn't fall in love, he may also be very touched by this topic, maybe it is to evoke the memories of his youth, in short, when facing this topic, Mourinho sighed and patted Cristiano on the shoulder, "Fathers-in-law all over the world are similar...... Who wants to give away the daughter they have raised for twenty or thirty years for nothing? I tell you, if anyone dares to touch my daughter......"

The hand touched the chopping hand, the mouth touched the chin, in short, where the chop was touched.

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Cristiano looked at his expression and shuddered.

Mourinho, perhaps quite touched, suddenly had a very good attitude towards Cristiano, hooked his shoulder and said: "Chris Chris, as a girl's father, the only advice I can give you is ......"

Cristiano and Mourinho leaned their heads against each other and muttered quietly.

Faria thought deeply for a second, then quickly took out his mobile phone and took a picture, and sent Gu Bei a coded version of-

HD□□ 10 euros -

He wrote.