"The second round of La Liga's national derby kicked off tonight and the score was 1:1 until the end of the game. But two surprising things happened during the game, and it just so happened that both of them were related to Messi and Ronaldo. ”

"Before the start of the game, the players shook hands, and when he shook hands with Ronaldo, Messi smiled and said something to his opponent, and then the two exchanged friendly hugs - although it must be said that Cristiano did look helpless at the time."

And when the game was near the end, perhaps dissatisfied with the result of the draw, Messi, who was always reserved and reserved, actually slammed the ball towards the stands at the Bernabeu without the possibility of possession. Pepe then expressed his dissatisfaction with Messi, and even accused the other party of being 'crazy'. Surprisingly, however, Cristiano immediately appeared next to them, pulling Pepe away and communicating with Messi on the other. Messi then gestured to the Bernabeu fans to apologize. ”

"Our reporters interviewed both sides separately on the way back to the locker room after the game."

"I said to Cristiano before the start of the game and thanked him for helping me communicate with Mr. Mendes and getting me a very suitable publicity assistant for me - to be honest, I really didn't expect Cristiano to know me so well. He knew exactly what kind of staff I needed and he knew me like my best friend. Messi said, "As for the final thing of the game, I do feel very sorry, I was too impulsive. Cristiano also told me that I shouldn't be like this, saying that the fans are always the most important thing for the players, and that I made it difficult for the media to deal with it. ”

"I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't find him a publicity assistant, absolutely not!" Cristiano later said in an interview, "As for him losing his temper, well, yes, that's what I told him. But I'm only doing it for my own sake, and I don't want my communications assistant to come all the way to Barcelona to clean up the mess for him...... What the? What does it have to do with my communications assistant? Oh my God, my publicity assistant is the head of the propaganda team. If he really makes the city stormy, my ...... Even my propaganda assistant will definitely have to leave me and run to deal with the follow-up for him. This, of course, affects my rights. ”

"Our reporters are also on the scene in real time, and we will broadcast the post-match situation in the dressing room live, so please stay tuned."

@BOOM: Even though tsundere x shy, sworn enemy terrier or something is still cute, I still like KC, you all know what it is - don't shout it or I might lose the source of information from Cristiano's side.

@BOOM: It's a lot more lively today, and I'll update it again, I heard that as soon as the game was played, Mr. Messi sent an apology message by himself, you go and see, I heard that it was just updated - his publicity assistant is said to have run out of the locker room crying, because his player made headlines but didn't wait for him to deal with it. Poor Mr. Mendes may have to help Mr. Messi find a new assistant. By the way, Cristiano

'Did you send it yourself?' All right...... Who knows how to delete the replies that scolded him? ’

‘…… Forget it, the young man is strong-blooded, forget it if you know it's wrong......

But still angry, how can a player treat his fans like that? - Well, probably not his. ’

'Roar, the big names are great, aren't they?' Apologize useful? Why should you be banned if it is useful to apologize? ’

"But I sent a message, and I still knew it was wrong......

Mendes looked at the comments with emotion, "Good girl, very well done. He just praised Gu Bei meaningfully, and then immediately moved to the main battlefield, "Of course, even better is our cutest Cristiano, if it weren't for his help, Mr. Messi's reputation would have suffered irreparable damage." Cristiano is really the best, kindest, most reliable player I've ever met – wouldn't it have worked out well if I had praised him like that? ”

The whole world fell into a terrible silence at this moment.

Gu Bei: Who still says that I have no bottom line in order to make sycophants? There's no bottom line here, okay? Open your eyes and take a look, can Xiao Gongju be said to be reliable? So what am I? The mountain that supports heaven and earth?

"Anyway," Mourinho struggled to break the silence, "Cristiano really had a good performance today – I don't mean the mess, I mean the table on the pitch. ”

Gu Bei and Mendes looked at Mourinho angrily at the same time, and Mendes accused: "Jose, you can't do this, we have to encourage Cristiano to be an adult - you can't stop others from growing up to four years old just because your own emotional intelligence is only three and a half years old." ”

"Yes, Mr. Coach," Gu Bei echoed, "Cristiano did a very good job today, although Mr. Mendes is a bit exaggerated, but overall he is not wrong. However, I have to say that Mr. Messi's appearance today is probably very immature, and it is not good for his image at all. ”

As soon as Gu Bei finished saying this, a loud dispute came from not far away.

"Ha, yes, I just blamed him, so what? Don't you Barça people allow others to blame? Pepe exclaimed, "As for the Bernabeu fans scolding you, I beg your pardon for being offended, we didn't seem to get much of the treatment that a civilized society should have when we went to Camp Nou." But at the very least, neither Cristiano nor anyone else kicked the ball into the stands! ”

"Leo just wants to kick the billboard! Besides, the fans at the Bernabeu have been abusing him all the time, and if it weren't for that, how could he have gotten out of control? Judging from Gu Bei's not very good eyes, it should be the internationally renowned mouth cannon master Pique who said this.

"Hah, so you mean, if the next time Camp Nou scolds Cristiano, we can also kick the ball straight into the stands? Oh, of course, of course we could, but we weren't so lucky that we didn't even need to be warned - I guess we'd get a red card and maybe a penalty! - From Pepe's roar, who suddenly scored 101 points in his mouth cannon skills.

"What do you mean by that?" Busquets questioned Pepe.

Ozil and Ramos, who looked like adults, grabbed Pepe from left to right, and said in unison: "Whatever you want to understand, that's what you think!" ”

Gu Bei: ...... What other games does this team play? This brain has played itself to death...... You're also a persuasion? You went to fight, didn't you?

Mendes grabbed Gu Bei and stood aside and looked thoughtfully: It stands to reason that this involves Pepe from his own family, and Gu Bei should be asked to pull it over. But the last troublesome words were uttered by Ozil and Ramos, who had nothing to do with him, and it seemed that there was no need to care...... And Pique next door doesn't seem to be a very reliable person, if he fights Gu Bei too, will Cristiano play with the next door?

"Sir, why don't you pull Pepe out first?" Gu Bei asked in a low voice.

Mendes looked at Mourinho and said, "Go ahead, dear Jose, it's time to show your demeanor as a mentally mature manager." He raised his chin at the eye of the storm, which was surrounded by the media's live cameras, "You don't want Pepe to be banned for off-court matters, do you?" ”

Mourinho sneered, but he didn't argue with Mendes, so he gritted his teeth and went over.

"Okay, okay, you three are still talking to them here? What are you waiting for if you don't hurry back? Do you want to have a sorority with the people of Barcelona? Mourinho opened his mouth, and Gu Bei turned his head and gave Mendes a smile - look, let him go, it's better to let those players fight by themselves......

Mendez didn't speak, just silently let go of the hand that was holding Gu Bei, and then made a gesture, signaling what Gu Bei should do - hurry up and get things done, everyone go home and wash and sleep.

"Hello, two gentlemen," Gu Bei resolutely stood in the eye of the storm, separating the two sides of the confrontation - maybe because she was a woman, Pique and Busquets were still gentlemen, so although they were not very satisfied, they still silently shut up and allowed her to speak, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Gu Bei, and I am the leader of Mr. Messi's propaganda group - although I don't follow Mr. Messi, his propaganda matters are indeed in charge of me in a certain way." ”

Pique and Busquets had never met Gu Bei, but she didn't have much room to lie about it. After all, Messi is still in the away team's dressing room, and if she lies, won't she be able to debunk it immediately? The two glanced at each other and felt that this matter was believable, so they just nodded to Gu Bei, which was regarded as a greeting.

"We will take care of Mr. Messi's affairs," Gu Bei stepped forward slightly and whispered to Pique, "Although many of our players belong to Real Madrid, Mr. Messi is also in charge of us." If Mr. Messi's reputation is damaged, it will not do us any good, so we will not be negligent. I also hope that the two gentlemen will believe in our abilities. At the same time, in order not to hurt the interests of Barcelona and Real Madrid, I think maybe arguing in the players' tunnel is not a good option - the media is in full view, and if there is a clash of words outside of words, no one can excuse it. ”

"Neither Real Madrid nor Barcelona can shirk it." Gu Bei thought for a while, and still added this sentence.

If Pique and Busquets are impulsive enough to openly quarrel with Pepe in front of the media's live cameras, it is nothing more than thinking that their top brand has been treated unfairly, or that Real Madrid will use the issue to play or even appeal to the Spanish Football Federation to ban Messi.

Gu Bei didn't dare to say that Florentino didn't mean it, but at least now she couldn't make the two of them think that Mendes would sit idly by and watch this happen - besides, in terms of 'history', nothing happened at all......

"If Leo and Ronaldo fall into the water at the same time, who will Mr. Mendes save?" Busquets asked a mother-in-law what she wanted to ask her son-in-law.

"If Mr. Mendes chooses to save Mr. Ronaldo, then I will save Mr. Messi. On the contrary, if Mr. Mendes chooses Mr. Messi, then I am the one in charge of Mr. Ronaldo. Gu Bei said gently, "No one will drown, this is our basic criterion and basic professionalism." ”

Busquets thought for a moment, temporarily classified Gu Bei as a grey list that 'seems credible', and then pulled Pique, who was still not very reassured, to leave.

Cristiano stood at the door of the locker room at some point, and he said to Gu Bei unhappily: "What do you mean that if Jorge saves him, you will come to save me?" Sounds like I'm being picked to the rest! ”

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