Chapter 495: Two Great Avenues
"Uh." When Qin Chuan heard Liu Haiyan's words, he immediately didn't know what to say, but he knew Liu Haiyan's character as a fat woman, if you make her unhappy, he will directly lift you up and smash you out.
When Qin Chuan was a child, she was in her hands, and she was beaten like a sandbag.
Liu Haiyan has always been a humanoid tank in Qin Chuan's heart.
Qin Chuan showed an embarrassed smile and said: "Haiyan, you are so beautiful, of course I am here to marry you, your beauty, in my heart, has always been the first, in this world, no one can compare, you are like the moon in the sky, unique, in fact, I went to the city, every night, I miss you, I think of you like a fascination, I think of me fascinated, I think of tea and food, I don't want to eat!" ”
After saying that, Qin Chuan himself felt disgusted, can you brag a little more?
However, Qin Chuan believes that his words will definitely make Liu Haiyan burst into tears, and the one in his heart is now proud!
Drink, buddy, I'll fool you over first, and we'll talk about it later.
But Liu Haiyan's next sentence almost made Qin Chuan vomit blood on the spot.
"Xiao Chuanzi, it turns out that you miss me so much, from today onwards, I will follow you every day, I will accompany you to the big city, I will take care of you, love you, we will be like this for the rest of our lives, okay?"
"Goo-dong!" Qin Chuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looking at Liu Haiyan's tall and fat body of two meters and three, more burly than a pig, especially the fat meat, when she walked towards Qin Chuan, she was trembling up and down.
Qin Chuan who watched it really hurt for a while.
Just when Qin Chuan was still being stupid, Liu Haiyan instantly hugged Qin Chuan in her arms, and then her body spun.
"Whew!"
Qin Chuan felt that the sky was spinning, the wind was whistling in his ears, and Liu Haiyan's words were still echoing in Qin Chuan's mind.
"I want to follow you every day, I want to accompany you to the big city, I want to take care of you and love you!"
I'm a mother, if Liu Haiyan follows her, with her size, stand beside her, that woman still dares to provoke her?
Although Qin Chuan is powerful, Liu Haiyan wants to abuse him, it is like abusing a dog.
But you must know that Bei Bei is born with divine power, but compared with this humanoid tank, there is a gap, and it is conceivable that Liu Haiyan is the real beast of the wilderness!
"Ahem, ahem!" After being dumped by Liu Haiyan for a while, Qin Chuan finally coughed violently a few times, and gasped: "Haiyan, if you don't let me go, I'm going to die." ”
Liu Haiyan let go of Qin Chuan at this time.
She smiled and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, I didn't expect you to love you so much, I'm going to give you my first kiss!" ”
I saw Liu Haiyan's lips like a pig's onion mouth, and kissed Qin Chuan's cheek vigorously.
And the squeak of the kiss was like sucking noodles.
"Squeak!"
Mom, help!
Qin Chuan screamed in his heart, but now he was in Liu Haiyan's arms, like a little boy who was allowed to be bullied by him, and the other party was an old widow who had been lonely for fifty or sixty years!
His nose, eyes, chin, and even the back of his ears were kissed by that disgusting pig's mouth.
Qin Chuan only felt dizzy now, and he wanted to vomit.
And now his face is hot, as if it is burning.
Liu Haiyan let go of Qin Chuan, stared at Qin Chuan and said with a smile: "Xiao Chuanzi, let's go, let's go and tell my mother, I want to marry you!" ”
"Wait!"
Qin Chuan finally took a breath, stared at Liu Haiyan and said bitterly: "Haiyan, my love for you, I don't want anyone to know, these are our two secrets, we must keep it secret, right?" Isn't it just going to the city? I'll just take you with me then, but now, I have important things, and I'll come to you when I come back from the mountain, okay? ”
At this moment, Qin Chuan's face was flushed, leaving lip marks one after another.
It wasn't lipstick, it was sucked by Liu Haiyan's lips!
Liu Haiyan tried hard to open her eyes wide, revealing a shy look, such a wild beast, is still shy?
And that fat body, in front of Qin Chuan, was still twisting and pinching, seeing this scene, Qin Chuan's heart was sick to his stomach, oh my God, she kissed herself just now.
Liu Haiyan pursed her pig onion mouth and said, "Really? ”
Qin Chuan nodded vigorously and said, "Really!" ”
"Well, you go, I'll wait for you, remember to think about me at night."
"Again! See! ”
Qin Chuan turned around, directly lifted his long legs and started running, and after a cigarette effort, he ran away.
Liu Haiyan stared at Qin Chuan with a red face and said with a smile: "Hehe, Xiao Chuanzi was embarrassed to see people, and he blushed!" ”
Qin Chuan moved away from Liu Haiyan's sight, crawled directly by the river, and retched.
"Vomit vomit!"
A stream of stomach acid was all spit out by him.
And Qin Chuan vomited while scrubbing his face.
After a while, Qin Chuan sat on the ground dejectedly, lit a cigarette, and smoked vigorously, his face was crimson and depressed.
Qin Chuan sighed: "What's the matter, this time it's really lifting a stone to shoot yourself in the foot, Qin Chuan, you are doing it yourself, what kind of love do you say to a beast like Liu Haiyan?" Aren't you looking for your own death? Hey, I think my dignified generation of beautiful men will be destroyed in the hands of a beast! ”
Immediately, Qin Chuan stood up, took a deep breath, and looked up to see that the top of Zhongnan Mountain seemed to be in the clouds, thick with mist, and it was like a fairyland.
Qin Chuan sighed with emotion: "It's better to go back to my old mountain." ”
Next, Qin Chuan began to climb towards the mountain, along the way, the road was rugged, and in the jungle, those rotten leaves emitted a strong smell.
All kinds of strange insects and beasts infested the forest.
The strange thing is that the people under the mountain, when they go up the mountain, will be attacked by the wild wolves and tigers in the jungle, but Qin Chuan hummed a small song, once a fierce beast saw Qin Chuan, his body trembled in fright, and he turned around and ran away directly.
Qin Chuan saw with his own eyes that there were several wild wolves, and they directly turned around and hit the trunk of the tree, and the blood flowed for a long time.
As he walked, Qin Chuan sighed: "I didn't expect that I, Qin Chuan, have left Zhongnan Mountain for so long, my legend, you still remember, it's not bad." ”
Qin Chuan had a piece of grass in his mouth, and after a while, he walked between the two temples located at the bottom of the mountaintop.
On the left-hand side, a road leads to a Taoist temple.
There was a huge word of Dao written on it.
And on the right, a road leads to a nunnery with a huge Buddha character written on it.
Two very different old buildings stand on two hills.
It's just that the current Taoist temple has long been abandoned, and the front of the road is overgrown with weeds, and the nunnery on the right is full of incense, and there is also the sound of fish drums and bells inside! (To be continued.) )