Chapter 6: I'm Not a Dogleg

In the house, Zhang You obediently and skillfully made another cup of chrysanthemum tea for Uncle Jiu, and put nine chrysanthemums in one cup of tea.

There's no way, the bloodshot in Uncle Nine's eyes is about to burst out, so it's better to lower the fire.

As for drinking strong tea and hurting the kidneys, Uncle Nine can't use it!

Even if they have kidney stones, as long as they drink more hot water and jump more when they are still small stones, they will follow the urine and hit other people's faces...... Return to the arms of Mother Earth.

"But this is not very safe, no one is a zombie, walking by jumping, in case the stone is big, it hurts, there is no gravel gravel here, forced gravel is murder, we must strangle the danger in the seed!"

The true meaning of the doctor: occasionally healing, often helping, always comforting.

Zhang You actually has his own understanding of this sentence:

It is very difficult to completely cure a disease, no matter how clever the means, such as minimally invasive surgery, will cause greater or lesser damage to the human body, and many times the cure of the disease depends on stimulating and strengthening the potential of the human body to achieve the effect.

This is also the reason why many young people can get better quickly even if they have a disease, in contrast, the sequelae of the elderly and those with poor physical fitness are usually more serious.

Fortunately, the human body itself is a treasure trove, and in order to protect ourselves in daily life, our body will give itself a limiter, and when we are in special circumstances, we will lift the restriction and complete the action recklessly.

Moreover, emotional stability and optimistic attitude do play an important role in the treatment of the disease, while negative emotions and long-term mood swings play a role in the occurrence and development of the disease.

Therefore, in many cases, prevention is the most important thing!

From this, Zhang You came to a conclusion...... For the sake of one's own longevity, all actions must be stable! The mentality must be stable, the handling of things must be stable, and even the tea must be stable, otherwise what should I do if I accidentally put too much tea and have kidney stones to find myself......

At this moment, "Master, the meal is ready." ”

Qiusheng and the two of them quickly brought out the dishes and put them away, probably because the kitchen was smoky, and the two of them were more like salted fish in the dark.

"Hmm......" Uncle Jiu sat down satisfied, took out the exclusive dishes and chopsticks from the cloth he had just put on the table, drank a sip of soup first, and then ate, tasted a bite of fried vegetables and fried bacon, and drank another sip of soup, looking at Qiusheng and Wencai, "Sit down and eat, what are you still stunned?"

And Zhang You was already pulled to sit down to eat when Uncle Nine just sat down, "After all, I am also a guest now, and I am well-behaved, and it is also polite to eat now, which is in line with my image of an upright, brave and good young man." ”

"Qiusheng Wencai, if you don't die, you won't die!" Zhang You ate silently, not daring to speak.

Qiu Shengwen began to gobble up as soon as he was on the table, after all, he had been hungry for an afternoon, and he still felt empty at first glance after eating leftovers.

"Huh?" Uncle Nine snorted.

The two of them invariably slowed down the speed of the chop and secretly exchanged eyes.

"Senior brother, didn't you say that Zhuangzi has no rice, where did the rice, green vegetables, and bacon come from?"

Qiusheng blinked his eyes as if to convey his meaning. But Wen Cai didn't have a way to comprehend, so he could only scratch his head and look confused.

"Master, we're full. ”×2

Eating on an empty stomach for a long time not only does not increase the amount of food that makes people eat, but it will make people eat less than usual, no, although these two people feel that their stomachs are empty, they just can't eat a bite, so they quickly got up and got off the table.

Zhang You entrusted the blessing of Uncle Jiu, gave him a piece of cake on the way, cushioned his stomach, and now he is eating fragrantly.

"Hmm...... There is bone-setting medicine in the blanket, take it back and wipe it yourself. "For the two apprentices who have stayed in him for so many years, Uncle Nine is still very concerned.

The two took the medicine and went out the door, all the way to the place where the coffin was placed.

"Senior brother, you haven't said where your food comes from. ”

"It was sent by the Liu family in the next village, and they said that they wanted to invite the master to do it in the past, so I directly accepted it and cooked. Qiusheng also regretted it at this time, but he was a little hungry and faint before, "Why did you agree in a daze, now it's okay, I'm afraid I will be scolded by the master again." ”

"Ah, what should I do then?" Wen Cai was afraid. After all, it was the master who brought him up since he was a child, and he received much more "love" than Qiusheng.

Thinking about it, Wen Cai couldn't help but shrink his neck and shivered.

"No matter, tell the master directly in a while, otherwise the master will definitely beat us if he knows, let's put on the incense first"

"Uncles and sisters, come back for dinner. Wen Cai walked to the door and shouted, then he brought the incense in and divided it with Qiu Sheng, and the two of them skillfully chanted "eat" while inserting handfuls of incense into the crack of the coffin.

After a while, "It's done, let's go back to sleep", Qiusheng pushed his bicycle and went out, and Wen Cai went back to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

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And at this moment, our protagonist is looking at the ninth uncle in front of him with a surprised face.

Because she heard an unexpected news.

Uncle Nine: "Ayou, starting tomorrow morning, you can do morning exercises with me." ”

Zhang You knew that Uncle Nine was thinking about teaching and wanted to see his talent and perseverance, although this was inconsistent with his original plan, but the outcome was the same, and even faster than his plan.

"Is it because I, Zhang You, is there anything different from ordinary people?"

There must be a demon when things go wrong, Zhang You knows that even in this era of the end of the law, the standards for accepting apprentices from Taoists and Buddhists are very strict, and they usually have to be taught from a young age, and they must first test his heart and character, not to teach him his skills when he comes up.

In the first few years, I spent the first few years doing chores for the master, and then I had to practice the basic fist and foot kung fu for three or four years, and then I taught the formal cultivation method.

"Although my way of acting is a little peculiar, it doesn't mean anything, and the only reason why Uncle Nine is so eager to show the idea of accepting apprentices is because I have a talent beyond ordinary people that he has noticed it, and through some means, I have determined that I will not be a bad person at least?"

"Okay. Zhang You nodded happily, a little cheerful, but firmly restrained himself.

His sincere performance is definitely ...... Phew, maybe, maybe, probably useful!

Uncle Nine nodded with satisfaction, and let Zhang You go back to the room to rest. Uncle Nine went back to his room and enjoyed the footwashing water that Wencai had boiled. Then he lay down in his clothes, and the sound of snoring came quickly.

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The next day, as soon as the sky was bright, Uncle Nine and Zhang You started boxing in the courtyard.

"Hey, ha, hey, ha, ha......" The shouts kept coming out of Uncle Jiu's mouth, and after such a short while, Uncle Nine even had a slight white smoke above his head.

Zhang You followed behind Uncle Nine to imitate Uncle Jiu's movements, but he always felt a little awkward, "My legs and feet don't seem to be enough...... Tough?Flexibility is enough, after all, I secretly looked at my stats panel last night. ”

That's right, it's the property panel, all the things like the previous web pages have disappeared, and Zhang You seems to have directly become a part of the main god, no longer viewing the information in that indirect way, but directly feeding back to his mind, or the information is more accurate and faster.

But in order to obtain the data more intuitively, Zhang You stuffed the information into the body of the little bald head, pulled it out from the other side, and completed the information conversion without his knowledge.

The sleeping god Baiguang vaguely felt a stream of heat flowing through his body, rolled over and continued to sleep, almost pressing Zhang You's big toe.

But he also got his own stats panel

Name: Zhang You

Power: 85/362

Dexterity: 132/600

Spirit: 120/121

Bloodline: The main god's bloodline - mutation

Weapon: Allies (Ununlocked)

Skill: Sanda Beginner - Rely on movement speed and reaction speed beyond ordinary people. , you can already easily abuse a rookie.

Merit: 0

Karma: 0

Zhang You was very excited when he looked at his panel, after all, his agility had greatly improved, which could make his escape and battle more secure, but as for the descending strength and the spiritual surname that had not changed, Zhang You didn't care so much.

After all, "as long as you have a charm on your body, then when you are confused, you can react quickly, and then rely on your superb agility to flee all the way to Uncle Nine for help."

As for his bloodline, weird weapons and skill introductions, don't even think about it, it must have something to do with that little bald head, even if he is asleep, he still infects me with the breath of sand sculptures?

It seems that when she wakes up, she will have to be more careful. ”

As for why he dared to be sure that this little bald head was a female now, Zhang You could say very responsibly: in his consciousness, there was such a big purple stone ball, but the perceived weight was only a little bit. You can tell it's a girl when you see it.

"It's strange, is it true that the bald heads in the world of the light balls are also thin and beautiful? Look at how pitiful this child is, hungry and pitted, he must not eat well every day.

It's not okay like this, it's not good to eat, where is the strength, no wonder my strength is so weak, it turned out that it was all done by her. ”

After thinking for a while, Zhang You settled down. watched Uncle Nine learn the movements intently, and the movements gradually became coherent, but he was a little weak.

It is rare to be coherent and chic, if there are others who look at it, they will sigh: this son actually has a different kind of chic and elegant.

Two people, one with a heart to teach, the other with a heart to learn, practiced until eight o'clock in the morning.

Only then did they all stop, picked up the prepared towel and wiped the sweat on their bodies.

"Master, you drink tea. Wencai, who had already made breakfast, ran over diligently at this time and handed Uncle Nine a cup of chrysanthemum tea.

Uncle Nine took the tea and was about to drink it, but found that Zhang You's face was wrong, as if he had something to say, but he was hesitating.

"Ayo, what's wrong? ”

"Uncle Jiu, in fact, drinking tea on an empty stomach in the morning is not good for the kidneys and hurts the kidneys. "Zhang You, a clinical medical student, has learned the kidney qi of wool, he is afraid that Uncle Nine will get kidney stones by drinking strong tea like this, and no one will take care of him when he hurts, and he will be over if he accidentally hangs up when he encounters danger.

"Uncle Nine, you drink this, drinking this in the morning is good for your health. Zhang Yong silently took out the wolfberry water that had just been soaked this morning, "I originally wanted to keep it for myself, but it seems that Uncle Nine needs it more." ”

"I, Zhang You, must clarify, I am prepared, far-sighted, and respectful of teachers!