1. The worst villain in history
Fu Zhao, a low-level member of the black-clothed organization, codenamed Wuliangye.
As a large transnational crime group in "Detective Conan", half of the members' real identities are undercover, thirty percent are traitors, and the only more formal thing is that everyone has a code name named after alcohol, such as vodka and bourbon.
Except for Gin, who is the second-in-command, almost no one works seriously.
Fu Zhao is an exception, with a good attitude and a positive crime, but he still can't escape death.
The number one boss barely shows up, and the big and small affairs are handed over to Gin, who is better at killing his own people than the protagonist. This month's task target is to complete the plan to rob the bank gold, and since the people who can work are almost dead, Wuliangye has finally been promoted from the bottom and ordered to take care of the gold that has been stolen.
But...... This is an unfortunate organization, and no evil plan has ever succeeded except for the assassination of its companions!
And Fu Zhao is also an unlucky person.
After Huang Jin Shun left the bank vault, Fu Zhao was knocked unconscious from behind, and when he woke up again, Jin was gone, and only the cold muzzle of Gin was in front of him.
"I didn't expect even you to betray me, I will get the gold back by myself, goodbye."
The bullet slammed through his head, and Fu Zhao fell to the ground suddenly.
If he could do it all over again, he would just say four words to Gin before the shot: "Boss!" I ...... wronged"
……
Fu Zhao, who was shot, did not lose consciousness, but heard the male electronic voice of a cold machine in the darkness.
[After statistics, your crime success rate reaches the lowest number of 0.93%, and the safety index is 99%. The reincarnation system summons you back to the main universe to assist the Security and Defense Agency. 】
Fu Zhao was surrounded by a sense of nothingness, unsure of what he had heard: "Wait, are you mocking?" I come from a transnational criminal group, why is the success rate of crime not 1%? Besides, why does your Security and Defense Bureau still count this probability when recruiting? ”
The other party was silent for a few seconds under the background sound of Shasha, and replied: [When recruiting new students, the success rate of solving the case and the success rate of committing the crime are evaluated at the same time, and only if the value is higher than the average will it be recalled by the system. Your first item is not qualified, but the second is excellent ever...... After the new body is generated, please go to the check-in desk within 24 hours to confirm your identity, and the body will automatically collapse after the time. 】
White points of light suddenly appeared in the dark space, gradually expanding to devour the body, Fu Zhao reached out to cover his eyes, and when the light disappeared, he found himself sitting on a bench in an empty and unfamiliar corridor.
The scars from the headshot have healed, and the blood stains on the black trench coats distributed by the organization have disappeared.
What about gin? What about gold?
He hadn't had time to explain this to the boss yet!
"I ...... Didn't you die in that shabby alley? Fu Zhao touched his undamaged forehead and found that he had an extra copy of his completed resume.
His name, age, and photograph on it are all of him, but ...... "Why is the occupation column a vagrant?" Lao Tzu is a member of a criminal group, so you can't discriminate against me just because I'm at the bottom! ”
The roar echoed through the clean, empty hallway, and the "Check-in" sign hanging in front of the door a few paces away was silent.
Fu Zhao got up from the bench and walked over hesitantly: "It seems that if you don't confirm your identity information quickly, this body will collapse, and it won't be another headshot...... Is anyone there? ”
Less than three seconds after knocking on the door, he unscrewed the handle in a breathless state...... There's someone inside!
A gray-eyed man snuggled up in the large boss's chair, looking down frantically through the papers spread out on his desk.
Snowflake-like paper flashed in front of him, and ordinary people might not even be able to read the words on it, but men could even draw the key points between flipping through them.
"It's been a long time since I've had a newcomer...... the man looked away from the profile for a second, glancing at Fu Zhao who was looking around on the other side, "I urgently need an assistant, so congratulations on getting an interview." Sherlock Holmes, Lucky Meeting...... Still have questions? ”
On the surface, the man named Sherlock had no expression of happiness on his face, and he had a look of arrogance that "I'm really just being polite, you'd better not have any problems".
Fu Zhao casually put down his resume and sat opposite, with the same bad attitude: "Is the job to maintain social order? Big problem! I'm a member of a criminal organization, so why should I be your assistant? ”
The tumultuous reading stopped, and Sherlock finally stopped and looked at him seriously, reaching for the resume: "Let me see...... Isn't it written about vagrants? Taking a step back, even if you are a criminal, why is the success rate less than 1%? ”
The resume handed out was thrown back into his hand with a snap! Fu Zhao was poked at the weakness and bowed his head sadly: "The talent of our organization is what to do, how many years...... I haven't done a successful big case for many years! The boss doesn't see anyone every day, and the efficiency of the second boss to kill his own people is higher than anyone else. By the way, I got here after he shot me. ”
"That's enough. It's the first time I've heard of such a useless villain organization, so it's not as good as Hydra...... Are all the newcomers at this level? What will you do? The red-brown haired beauty in the black tights interrupted the conversation with a chuckle and came in through the door.
"Actually, our second boss is very responsible for his work, but he has a bad temper." Fu Zhao was quite protective of the dignity of the organization, and his gaze swept over the face of the strange beauty, "You are wearing YSL Mirror Lip Stain No. 12 color today." ”
Natasha, codenamed Black Widow, just heard some conversation when she came in to get a copy of the text, stopped searching on the bookshelf, and raised her eyebrows quite unexpectedly: "That's right, this is what you are capable of as a man?" ”
Fu Zhao heard the ridicule in her tone, and nodded his head: "...... Perennial in the organization, buy makeup for Belmode, who has a BOSS as a backer, and there is a risk of headshot if the color number is wrong, or help Gin wipe the car and mend clothes, and if you don't sew carefully enough, you will still get a headshot. ”
The young man who joined the Black Order with great ambitions became a decathlon househusband a few years later.
The budget of the organization is tight, except for Belmode, which has a boss to raise and is not bad for money, the others basically only wear the black trench coat provided by the uniform, especially the gin jacket has been worn for at least ten years, and the inner lining is all patches layer upon layer!
Why do windbreakers leave the country all year round? That's because I don't have the money to buy other clothes!
Thinking of the life of being mistaken for a traitor and dying sadly, and appearing here inexplicably, Fu Zhao choked up and said: "Actually, my dream is very simple, just complete a large-scale crime, such as stealing the city's sewer manhole cover or something overnight." ”
The black widow found Wen Jiàn, and her eyes accurately conveyed her disdain to Fu Zhao: "Seriously, after listening to this ideal, I can finally understand why the resume is filled in with unemployed vagrants, and such a useless organization should disappear as soon as possible." ”
"Actually...... The same can't be said either, after all, it's not easy to avoid video surveillance throughout the city without leaving a trace, and there are thousands of sewer manhole covers in the city, right? Sherlock's words were in favor of Fu Zhao's ideal of being a villain, and he suddenly stopped looking down at the information and stared at the photo on one of the pages.
Black Widow shrugged disappreciatively: "Thinking is so compatible? It seems that you will get along very happily in the future, and your work efficiency will be a little higher. ”
The unbearable Fu Zhao finally got up and completely shredded the resume! "Again, Lao Tzu is a serious bad guy! It's the one who committed the crime, not the one who handled the case! ”
The very imposing villain's speech ended, and the office fell into an eerie silence.
Sherlock slowly closed the text in his hand and stood up, narrowing his sharp gray eyes: "Since you say so, should I cooperate?" ”
"With what?" Fu Zhao suddenly had the illusion of being targeted by a cold poisonous snake, but for a moment, he was stunned and restrained his hands by the handcuffs that the other party took out!
Sherlock stood next to him and neatly completed the handcuffing motion: "It doesn't matter where you lived before you were summoned here, one thing to remember is that this city has strict laws, and the only place for criminals is prison. But don't worry, the prison conditions here are very poor, and you will die in it in less than three months......"
This makes people even more worried!
Fu Zhao pulled his hands in the opposite direction and tried to break free of the handcuffs, and his tone was panicked: "Hey, don't be so decisive, I haven't been in prison for so many years since I joined the organization, and no one else has any experience in prison......"
The members of the black-clad organization are either super criminals who are good at escaping, or dead people who have been purged, and the few who fall into the hands of righteous people are undercover agents, pretending to be arrested is actually similar to returning to their hometown for the New Year...... So few people have ever experienced prison life!
Sherlock smiled very gentlemanly: "It's okay, experience is accumulated slowly." Or are you going to give up your dignity as a criminal and beg for mercy to assist me in my work as an assistant? ”
A mocking face that shook brightly.
Fu Zhao, who was originally a little shaken, was immediately determined when he heard this! "Don't worry, I won't join the decent camp."
Even if you sit in prison, you must maintain your dignity as Wuliangye!
But...... Going to jail is only the last option, and it is certainly best to escape.
The red-brown haired beauty had already left, and Fu Zhao looked left and right, there was only one enemy in this office, Sherlock--how long would it take if he didn't run away now?
The agility he had cultivated over the years of fighting with the police immediately urged him to use his legs, slammed through the chair and ran out the door!
"Bang-" There was an unhurried gunshot behind him.
The doorknob that could almost be touched became more and more blurry in his vision, Fu Zhao slowly closed his eyes, and secretly prayed in his heart: "Don't get another headshot this time......