Round 36 (Down)
The lecture hall, as the name suggests, is from the front row to the back row, the first step is higher than the first order, and the students sitting in the back row will not be blocked by the students in the front row.
When she entered, it was already full of people, full of people, more lively than the vegetable market, both men and women, girls accounted for more than half, she quietly walked on the podium, too young and beautiful appearance, not only did not make people quiet, but made a group of boys as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
College boys are creatures who are either struggling with failing their subjects and exams, or playing DOTA, or ...... Chasing school girls, chasing goddesses, chasing a qiē female creature.
Suddenly, there were those who made noise, there were those who whistled, and there were those who flirted.
"Beautiful senior sister, you are in the wrong place."
"Little junior sister, we have a seat here."
"Which department is the junior sister, come to the senior brother, I will protect you."
When Jing Sa heard this, she couldn't stop laughing, her face was cold, she didn't speak, and wrote her name directly in the center of the blackboard.
The name of the lecturer was embellished under the headline of "Women's Self-Defense" on the blackboard, and when she finished writing, the exact same name instantly silenced the noise in the classroom.
The boys were dumbfounded, they all came to join in the fun, wanting to see what the female special police instructor looked like, and some even joked that it must be a female Li Kui, I didn't think that the instructor would look so smart, it was simply a goddess who was more beautiful than flowers.
The girls were even more shocked, this instructor looked more delicate than them, sure it was the instructor? Are you sure it's a SWAT team? Are you sure it's not the school looking for a child?
In the midst of doubts, she calmed down, signaled Jing Sa to turn off the lights, and then pressed the remote control in her hand, the huge white screen slowly fell, and the projector lit up, projecting the PPT she made. Teaching is not difficult for her, and when she was in college, she often helped professors prepare for classes, and she also had the experience of lecturing to new students.
Concise PPT, more pictures and fewer words, clear theme, vivid and interesting, her voice is a little cold, but the words are round, as wonderful as a trickle of spring water, refreshing.
started with who should be most vigilant, and spoke very carefully, and the girls in the audience nodded vigorously.
"You have to worry about people who are tailgating, people who are drunk, people who pop up around the corner, and acquaintances who have always had bad intentions towards you, because the survey shows that at least 60% of sex crimes are committed by acquaintances, it is best not to sit in a black car, if you have to sit, you must keep in touch with your friends at any time, always have six gods or anti-wolf spray in your bag, and you must be very fast and accurate when you shoot, because if you are snatched away by gangsters, you will be an army, and it will be you who will be miserable."
Soon, the doubts gradually faded away, and there was no movement except for her voice.
When it comes to how to avoid dangerous situations, the girls listen very carefully.
Growing up in the United States, she is very good at complaining when she teaches, and adding some jokes to things can reduce boredom by half.
"Try not to be single, if you work overtime too late, let a colleague who lives close to you send it, and if you send it to a boyfriend, you will earn it!"
The second half of the sentence caused the girls to cover their mouths and laugh.
Zieger, who was sitting in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Now, instructor, what if you are unfortunate enough to fall into a dangerous environment?" How do you fight back when you encounter a gangster? ”
Her main concern was how to retreat from the enemy.
Wanwan turned on the light, and the bright light disappeared the PPT on the white screen, "First of all, you have to find a way to make the gangsters relax their vigilance, and then you must be willing to be ruthless, and secondly, you must be fast, take advantage of their unpreparedness, insert their eyes, lock their throats, and do it in one go, and finally run away, and they must run into the crowd, calling for help while running." Oh, by the way, don't pity a gangster just because he's handsome. ”
"Hahahaha......" The girls laughed again.
"Do you have to run away?" Some little girls are just so strong that they feel that it is cheaper to run away from the gangsters.
"A woman who has not practiced martial arts and has a normal physique, fighting with gangsters in a dignified manner, has too little chance of winning. ”
Someone pouted: "Isn't that woman's self-defense technique very bad?" ”
"No, women's self-defense emphasizes 'ruthlessness' and 'poison', pays attention to 'one move to defeat the enemy', and uses the gangster's defenseless psychology to carry out surprise attacks, so that he temporarily loses his ability to act, so as to escape, and escape is the key to avoiding harm."
A boy coaxed: "Instructor, you might as well demonstrate it yourself." ”
"Yes, but I need an opponent!"
The boy in the back row hurriedly raised his hand, "I, I can!" ”
Some positive, spontaneous and spontaneous ran up, "Instructor, we are from the Department of Physical Education." ”
The Department of Physical Education specializes in macho men and handsome guys, and it is a department that makes boys in other departments full of complex emotions, sunshine, righteousness, and shaping the angelic side of boys in the Department of Physical Education, domineering, fighting, and snatching love with a knife are their devilish side.
However, regardless of angels or demons, when girls on college campuses mention physical education, they think of boys in physical education, and when they mention boys in physical education, they only think of handsome guys, and they feel particularly secure in their physique alone.
The four boys who came up were worthy of the physical education department, tall and strong, powerful and powerful, and their size was like a lark compared to them.
The girls secretly sweated for her, this physique is ridiculously bad, it doesn't matter.
The female teacher sitting in the corner was also a little flustered, this course is to deal with the face project of the Education Bureau, aiming to strengthen the girls' sense of self-protection, there is no need to come to the truth, just wanted to stop it, Jing Sa on the side smiled and said: "Don't worry, in front of her, they are four chickens." ”
It's an exaggeration to use the chicken analogy, at most four pieces of tender tofu.
She looked indifferent and calm, picked the strongest one, and let him attack it at will, and the boy who was named was rubbing his hands, and his face was red with excitement.
She stood with her feet in front of her back, bent her knees and stood sideways, her hands clenched into fists one after the other towards the comer, the fist is the most important attack weapon of human beings, and it is also the most flexible, in the offensive and defensive fighting, the power is also the greatest, when the people pounced, she stretched out her fist and attacked the face in a straight line, and the wind hit her face, and the white and tender little fist instantly stopped on the bridge of his nose, and the point stopped.
He screamed, took a step back, and her other fist immediately struck him in the abdomen and jaw from below.
The young and frivolous end was to be killed in an instant, and she didn't even have a chance to fight back, so she closed her fists and was calm.
The girls were stunned, and Zieger was the most excited, sitting in the front row and clapping vigorously.
The first boy was a little unconvinced, stretched out his hand to attack, and attacked his jaw with his backhand, so painful that his tears came out, and he fled in disgrace.
She ordered another boy, and the other party learned the lesson of the former and was eager to put on a posture.
"Ever practiced taekwondo?"
"Instructor, you have such a good eye, I've been practicing for many years."
With an understated "oh", she struck instantly, using a split fist to attack the face with the back edge or finger edge of the fist from top to bottom, and whip boxing, attacking the opponent's head with the back of the fist from the left and right, and the so-called boy who has practiced taekwondo for many years was directly knocked down.
At this moment, the girls' eyes widened and they stood up involuntarily.
Then, with her fingers, she used her fingers to change the golden scissor fingers, gold shovel fingers, hooks, single fingers, two fingers, inverted clips, poked eyes, throat, armpits and other vital parts, poked the third boy to hold his head and run away, she stopped, he also ran back and forth on the podium, causing all the girls to laugh, and several boys were so angry that they beat their chests in the back.
When it's the last boy's turn, she demonstrates her ability to attack with her palms and claws.
"This is a counterattack skill when pressed by gangsters, slamming the bridge of the nose with the root of the palm, causing a long nosebleed at least and fainting at worst. In martial arts, this move is called a head-on palm! After the head-on palm is in place, the open five fingers are close to the nail to grasp the face, called the head-on gold, also called the face cannon, the light is to scratch the eyelids, the tears do not stop, the eyes can not be opened, the serious is to hurt the eyeballs, although it is not fatal, but it is easy to use, while the gangsters lose the ability to commit violence for a while, they can escape in time. ”
The boy was attacked by her and retreated again and again, and when there was no way back, he could only cover his face against the wall and shout in a panic: "Instructor, I lost, stop fighting!" ”
Stand still, calm and relaxed.
"I emphasize again, self-defense is not a sports competition, don't take the opponent as the goal, so that the gangster loses the temporary ability to act is the most important thing, and then quickly flee the scene, go to the police, go for help!"
When the words fell, the classroom was silent, and it took a while for the earth-shattering applause to erupt.
"It's amazing, it's a Valkyrie!"
"Instructor, you are simply the pride of a woman!"
They didn't question it anymore, and one by one they stood up and asked her questions.
A girl with glasses timidly asked: "Instructor, I am very poor at sports, and my body is not good, can I use what you said?" ”
"Self-defense is easy to say, but it is actually very difficult to do, because you need to hurt the opponent, you must have a certain amount of hitting strength, if you have no power to restrain the chicken, no matter how powerful the trick is, even if it is powerful, you may not have the courage to use it when you encounter danger. Therefore, if you have the opportunity, you can participate in some martial arts training, such as sanda and taekwondo, which are very suitable for young people, especially sanda, which is best used for self-defense, and can also improve physical and psychological qualities, so that you can be calm-headed and not chaotic. ”
This is a bit of a cool water, she demonstrates a move to defeat the enemy, and the battle must be ended under one blow, so special emphasis is placed on timing, concealment, and the speed of attack, which is difficult to achieve without training.
"So what to do?"
She said patiently: "There are many kinds of self-defense techniques, if you find it very difficult above, then I will teach you how to kick the testicles scientifically......"
"Huh?" A lot of girls didn't react at once.
The boy's face was all blue.
"Kick...... Kick the testicles......" A round-faced girl in the corner blushed, too ashamed to say any more.
The girl in the back asked curiously: "It's the first time I've heard that kicking balls also has to talk about science." ”
"Naturally, we have to talk about science, and blindly attacking will only make the gangsters guard against it and make ourselves more dangerous!"
"Instructor, then you can tell me quickly, what kind of scientific method is it necessary to kick the testicles?" This crisp and unabashed expression, who else can there be but Siegger? She was looking at her with excitement on her face, and her eyes were full of complete admiration and adoration.
"First of all, you must kick the ......testicles" As soon as the words began, many girls blushed.
"Instructor, let's talk about the balls."
Wan Wan'er, corrected: "First of all, you must kick the balls instead of **, because there are many nerve endings on the balls, and the balls are as outgrown 'internal organs' organs, the pain will be hundreds of times that of **, and secondly, attacking the balls should be kicked from the bottom up, it is best to bend your knees and push up, one is because this is faster than the kick, and the other is because the strength is greater, one knee goes down......" She sneered, the mode of the female devil was automatically turned on, and she glanced at the boys, "You will never experience the pain of a man's egg breaking to the ground." ”
All the boys clamped their legs with white faces, sweating like rain.
"I don't know if anyone wants to come up ......"
The boys hurriedly shook their heads, who dares to go up, isn't this looking for a draw?
The two-hour class ended quickly, and when the girls went out of the classroom, they were comparing the tricks of the Xuanjiao teaching, and the boys regretted it so much, there were some with blue faces, and there were also those with white faces, and they didn't dare to look at the white faces when they went out.
Outside, the boys leaned against the wall, wiping the sweat from their heads, and their deepest feelings for this class were - cherish life and stay away from women.
When the students dispersed, Jing Sa walked to the podium on crutches and looked at the podium thoughtfully.
She looked a little worried, "What's wrong?" ”
"You've changed?"
She laughed: "Nonsense, you fell and injured your legs, not your brains." ”
"Really, it's lively!"
"Is there one?" She didn't feel it at all.
Jing Sa nodded violently, "Yes, it would have been a few months ago, you wouldn't have taught college students so kindly." ”
Originally, she was still very worried that she was too bland, afraid that she would be angry with the students.
"Maybe I've slept better lately."
I slept well, I was in a very good mood, and I was naturally lively.
Jing Sa suddenly thought of Kangxi, there were a lot of scandals between Kangxi and Kangxi in the bureau, but she didn't take it seriously, and now she ...... The male god is amazing, it's only been a few days, and I've corrected my temperament.
She squeezed her eyes ambiguously, "Sleep well?" What's a good way? Let's hear it. "After lying in the hospital for a few days, the news was blocked, and she seriously suspected that she had missed important information.
She felt that her brain must have been broken, and there was not a word she could understand.
"Gone!" Too lazy to talk nonsense with her, "Hurry up and go to the principal's office!" ”
Just as they were about to leave, a dark shadow pounced on them, startling the two of them.
Looking at it, Zieg fluttered and rushed over, knelt on one knee, and hugged his fists with an unusually serious face: "Master, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”
"......"
How did she forget it, this little demon is still there.
------Off topic------
The last few chapters will be calm, but each of my chapters will be useful in the future.
The women's self-defense technique taught by the queen also hopes to be useful to everyone. (It's really not safe in society right now!) )
Brother Ergou is a gentle woman, really! I don't lie to you!