42. Bitter mouth to teach his wife
Kong Long walked all the way to the vicinity of the Taiye Mountain Pass, and a man wearing a turquoise samurai shirt and pants that blended with the verdant mountains came over to greet him, "Mr. Kong." ”
His face was stern, but Kong Long was silent, "Tell me." ”
"Yes, since the day before yesterday, there have been new faces trying to enter the mountain, not the nearby villagers, nor the people from the nearby mountain. I started to think that I was a passerby to avoid chaos, but who knew that someone came last night and broke the formation you set up personally. If you hadn't been cautious, this man would have come in. This morning, another one who seemed to be the leader came, and when he saw that he couldn't outwit him, he planned to attack. ”
Kong Long got up and stood beside a new tree and looked into the distance, saw the situation under the mountain clearly, and muttered: "These people have extraordinary kung fu. Yu stopped and walked away, only lightly ordered: "You are so good to look at it, they will not be able to enter after all." ”
He Wenchao, the Qingcheng Taishou who tried to occupy Taiye Mountain, has not yet been resolved, and it may not be sent by the short-lived ghost who will meet with the king of Hades soon. Although Taiye Mountain is plain and low-key, it is not a person who allows others to rub it flat and round, and if he doesn't cause trouble, it doesn't mean that he is afraid of things. Taoguang and obscurity cannot give people the impression of being bullied. Otherwise, Taiye Mountain will really be a Chinese meal for adults.
The man saw that Mr. Kong's clothes fluttered and flew away, touched his nose, and ordered his subordinates to be vigilant, and climbed to the tree house to squint. I stared at my eyes all night last night, for fear of being caught by these little people. Take advantage of this time to be idle and nourish your spirit first.
Kong Long returned to the village, thought about it, and still had to report to Jiang He. Walking into the courtyard of the Jiang family, I was about to knock on the door, when I heard the steady voice of the owner of the village with flattery, "Little girl, don't be angry, husband and wife are one, that's how husband and wife are husband and wife, what are you ashamed of, kiss your husband, you will naturally like it if you kiss more...... Whew, you little white-eyed wolf, why are you scratching your face again......"
The voice was as greasy as sugar, Kong Long's old face turned red, and he quietly turned around and left. The general must be in a hurry at this time, so he still shouldn't bother. I muttered secretly in my heart, I really am a hero who is sad about the beauty, I want the general to be young and majestic, but he can't stand up like Wu Dalang in front of his own lady. There is a fierce wife in the family, and it is not easy for the general!
In the room, Jiang He covered the left side of his face that had been scratched with three blood marks, panting angrily, this little bastard, she didn't hit people in the face, but she greeted her face.
Jiaojiao sat on the kang with her knees crossed, bit her lip and said stiffly: "Who made you ...... again?" And like that. ”
Jiang He touched the scar with his fingers, inhaled with a hissing breath, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "What?" Baby, speak up. ”
Jiaojiao's face was like a red glow, red like a burning cloud, and Jiang He pursed his lips and stopped talking.
Jiang He crawled over and restrained the two little paws, frowned, and said, "Didn't I cut it for you, why are you so old again." With that, he turned around and fumbled for scissors in the bedboard drawer.
Seeing this, Jiaojiao hurriedly hugged his neck and apologized: "Brother He, Jiaojiao is wrong, don't you cut Jiaojiao's nails, Jiaojiao has to paint a beautiful color to show Brother He." ”
She occasionally saw that the nails of the girls in the village were pink, shining in the sun, and they looked particularly good. Only then did I know that there is a kind of rouge flower in Taiye Mountain, which is naturally pink and bright, easy to color when used to paint nails, and has a long-lasting color preservation, which is much better than impatiens. I have already made an appointment with the cuihua in the village, and I will dye the nails that were cut messily by Jiang He for a long time. If he cuts it into ten bare little monks at this time, he will have to wait again.
Jiang He stopped when he heard this, but said with a calm face: "Then I will still scratch and scratch people." ”
Jiaojiao twisted her fingers and said reluctantly: "But you always bully people." ”
Jiang He saw that she was still stiff and was about to get scissors without speaking. Jiaojiao hurriedly hugged him, rubbed and rubbed on the broad back, and kissed the ear flatteringly, "Okay, okay, if you don't bend, you won't bend." ”
Jiang He had a tangled spirit on his back, and the corners of his mouth were imperceptibly shallow. He is also handy now to clean up this girl, whether it is strong or soft depends on the situation. Such a slippery little vixen who doesn't know how long you've been practicing, you have to be more cunning than her.
Seeing that the little girl was soft, lying on his back and pretending to be aggrieved, her soft body was rubbing against his back unconsciously. The sun was rising, and the two of them sat silently for a while, Jiaojiao was a little sleepy, and her eyelids drooped and she was about to slide down to sleep. Jiang He used his arm as a pillow as a stream, his eyes deepened, and he pecked and pecked on his tender little face with his side head, "I was not comfortable serving that day?" ”
Jiaojiao was so annoyed that she buried her little head in his arms and arched it hard, and said angrily: "I want to sleep!" ”
"Okay, sleep, sleep, wake up and give the husband a kiss, okay?"
The delicate sleepy insect ran away all at once, raised its little head with a swish, and said firmly: "Not good! ”
Jiang He saw that her little face was frosty, and after a closer look, he saw that the little ears were moving around, and there were some suspicious red marks. Jumping on it is a tearing and grinding, knowing that the little lady is shy. Thinking about the day he did his best, he tried his best to please and serve her, which was unreasonable and uncomfortable. It's easy to do when you're comfortable. He will serve a few more times, step by step, and sooner or later he will have his blessings.
Jiaojiao saw that the two of them had just gotten better, so he was very angry. Recalling that day by the hot spring pool in the small forest, the feeling of dying and coming back to life flew away, and she couldn't stop worrying. Refuse to give in. In the end, Jiang He retreated and kissed the person to death according to his small mouth, and the thick hand holding the sword and playing with the big knife reached down and rubbed it for a while. Well, the effect is the same.
After the event, Jiaojiao gasped slightly, and before she recovered from the pleasure of destroying the world, Ren Jianghe, who was misty, obediently ate small tofu with a pair of sparkling eyes. Jiang He saw her stunned stupid rabbit, "Little girl, this is called husband and wife, you said that since you are married to me, how can you be so ruthless and not let your husband touch it." Do you remember what you heard in the inn that night? ”
Jiaojiao's soul is about to return to its place, and her eyes, which were a little sleepy just now, can't open them even more, nodding with a red face but not speaking.
Jiang He sucked the beads of sweat from her forehead with affection, and said softly: "You always threaten your husband with my promise that you will not have a round room in front of you, and you can know that there are many ways between men and women to not harm the woman's body and make both parties happy. And, do you know what the round house is all about? ”
As he spoke, he took out a treasure book from under his pillow, pointed to the exquisite paintings on it, and pointed out to his own lady. After the explanation of the eighteen-style book, I saw that the little lady with teeth and claws was like a boiled shrimp, but her eyes were dull, her expression was blank, she nodded slightly to show satisfaction, and coaxed: "The harmony of yin and yang is the way of heaven, think about what you have seen in your life, whether it is good for both men and women." Why? Just because humanity is the way of the world, and it can make the body and mind happy, why not do it? What men and women don't kiss or not, but it's for outsiders, where are husbands and wives counted as outsiders.
Why is it that men don't marry wives and concubines enough, and women hate to marry when they are old. My Jiaojiao is so smart, don't you really understand? I don't want you to do anything, and I don't want you to hurt, but my husband is still unwilling to serve you? ”
Jiaojiao had just been teased by her fingers, and she was empowered by Jiang He's words. I really thought about it seriously, and the men didn't say that their fathers, uncles, and brothers liked to fish. is the royal sisters who are married, and the heads of the various mansions are also coming and going non-stop. There is also the harem concubine, although she kept it secret, she also knew a few who had fornications with the guards, and those who were really hungry and thirsty, and even messed with the eunuchs. It's really wonderful to think about it.
Jiang He saw that her expression was a little loose, and he encouraged even harder: "My Jiaojiao is the most delicate person in the world, where is the use of suppressing nature, just to meet those bullshit rules." ”
Jiaojiao smacked her mouth sleepily, and reminisced about the ** just now. The dark passage is really interesting. She was nagged and stupid by Qi Yusheng's mother-in-law before, thinking that she was a dignified princess, how could she be as petty as those women who were bound by the Three Platforms and Five Constants. The queen mother also said that she hoped that she would live wantonly and not be affected by the world.
The little princess, who had never learned the three virtues and four virtues, suddenly fell from the clouds and fell into the dirt, so she was afraid and dependent on Jiang He. It's a little girl who hasn't passed through a man, Jiang He resolutely turned a little girl into a little woman, and he never explained these boudoir techniques to her, so he roared and was honest with people. It's no wonder that the little princess avoids snakes and scorpions. At this time, the strategy was changed, and after some clever words, the little princess really entered the hub.
At the moment, the lips, tongue, hands and feet were used to serve the beautiful woman well. Strive to make the lady more and more inseparable from him. I also thought that after this incident, the lady could grow up quickly.
After that, Jiaojiao became greedy, and he didn't have to think about it for a few days, and he didn't shamelessly pester him to ask for it, Jiang He regretted it a little. The little princess has no concept of husband and woman, if it is not good, he goes out to give rain and dew in time, and Hongxing goes out of the wall to give him a green hat, but how can it be good. There are a lot of wolves out there who covet this little fragrant meat. Of course, that's another story.
In a small village near Mt. Taino, in a dilapidated thatched hut, several tall men in strong suits sit or stand. The houses are out of place, and it's a little weird.
Ying Guang, the leader of the dark guard, tapped his fingers on the dilapidated wooden table under his hand, squinted his eyes and muttered, "This Taiye Mountain is not simple. ”
Liang Chen, who was at the bottom of the head, replied: "Yin and Yang gossip, the five elements of feng shui, and after entrenching here for so many years, guarding the treasure land of Taiye Mountain has not been swallowed up and annihilated, which can be seen." ”
Ying Guang frowned, "Are you sure you saw the little princess that day?" ”
"Although the princess wears a hood, her subordinates have secretly guarded the princess for five years, and they are very familiar with the princess's voice. After hearing this, he tried his best to see the true face of the princess, and there was no doubt that she was a princess.
It's just that his subordinates were single that day, and the princess had never seen the true face of her subordinates, and the man with the princess was not easy to mess with, so he could only follow from a distance first, and he didn't dare to approach. ”
Ying Guang's anxious frowning brows stretched slightly, "Since we have a whereabouts, it will only be a long time before we rescue the princess." However, this Taiye Mountain is a little evil, and it is not possible to attack rashly, although we are outnumbered, but it is difficult to guarantee that we will not run into thorns. It's better to think about it in the long run. ”
Liang Chen nodded yes, and seeing that the leader was still a little worried between his eyebrows, he said with relief: "According to what his subordinates saw that day, that man is tall and mighty, and he is an extraordinary man. And he takes great care of the princess, and the princess doesn't look like she has been wronged. ”
Ying Guang's expression softened, "The princess has great wisdom, and she will not let herself be wronged anywhere." ”