Chapter 255: The Birth of a Family 1
"Aigu, are you not going to come on this hot day?" Liu Zaishi, who was standing in the open land, wore a cap to block the scorching sunlight that began to burn in the morning, and kept pretending to be impatient to nag the people who had not yet come.
"Ah, shut up, shut up, even if the sun is big, you are still buzzing in my ears like a fly, and your heart is dry by you." After the filming started, Kim so-ro, who was the second to enter the camera, waved his hand to Yoo Jae-seok with an impatient look like he was chasing a fly.
"Can you blame me, I don't want to stand here on a hot day, it's better to arrive early and go into the mountains to cool off early." Uncle Liu reluctantly took a few steps back, and his eyes suddenly swept to a white nanny car that drove over, "Ah, someone is here, it should be Xiaoli, let's hurry over." Said that he hurriedly ran to the side of the nanny car, and his anxious appearance seemed to be afraid that he would suffer if he was one step too late, Queen Li's status in the family was not something that the perennial grasshopper uncle could provoke, and even Jin's stepmother was a stammering trot.
The queen appeared domineering, and no one in the family could match it. The members of the family soon arrived, and their first guest, Lee Hong-gi, was warmly welcomed by the only two women in the family without any accidents, and even Kim Tae-yeon, who was some distance away from the filming location, could feel the strong resentment of the men in the family through the nanny car. As today's important guest, Kim Taeyeon is naturally the finale!
"Tut-tut, look at you excited, I've never seen a man in my life." Several big men squeezed to the side from afar and shook their heads in disgust, looking at the distance between them and the two women, how could they see how much they were 'afraid' of Queen Li, the tyrant of the family.
"Ah, what's wrong with being excited? Just a few of you cowards, it's too embarrassing to be a man! The queen was so angry that she didn't dare to disobey, a group of men took a few steps back very spinelessly, and the later program team also subtitled a few people [I don't want to evaluate, the men who are useless in the family].
"Zhong Guo, hurry up, let Xiaoli take a good look at what a man is!" The weakest man in the family, Yoon Jong-shin was very unrighteous and pushed Kim Jong Kook to be a substitute for the dead, but his words were unanimously agreed by the other men in the family.
"Oh, no! Absolutely not! My salary is still in the hands of Hyo-ri!! "It's not that he Kim Jong Kook is spineless, whoever told him to rely on Lee Hyori to support his family has to rely on Lee Hyori to make money, offending the president, his salary this month is hopeless.
"Ah, why is it so useless, you should rush forward domineeringly!"
"It's just, it's too useless, brother!"
For a while, the men of the family complained one after another.
"Look, there's another nanny car I don't know!" In the interval of 'mockery', Liu Zaishi 'sharp-eyed' saw a black nanny car coming from a distance.
"Oh? Who's here this time? I'll take a look first. Stepmother Jin took the first step to the door of the nanny's car, pulled the door and looked inside, and within a few seconds heard the heavy closing of the door and his excited shouting: "Ahhh It's a girl! It's a girl! Or we~ the pride of the Republic of Korea, all line up for me! Line up! "I'm excited and jumping with excitement.
"What pride? Let me take a look. Yin Zhongxin curiously opened the car door that was heavily closed by Jin Xiulu, and soon saw that he and Jin Xiulu shouted as if they had been enchanted, "Hurry up, hurry up!" All of them are lined up for me to welcome, hurry up! As he spoke, he pushed Liu Zaishi and the others one by one, and asked them to stand on both sides of the car door.
"Ahem, now we are invited ~ the pride of the Republic of Korea, the musician who created the champion song of Billboard Hot100, Kim Taeyeon xi!!" Kim so-ro was full of anger and shouted Kim Taeyeon's name sonorously, Yoon Jong-shin opened the car door very cooperatively, and a group of men's warm applause and excited wolf howls resounded in the open space.
"Oh~~~!!"
"Taeyeon! Taeyeon! Taeyeon! ”
"Whew~ I can finally see a beautiful and young girl!!"
In the exaggerated welcome ceremony of the family men, Kim Taeyeon got out of the car with a smile, and the big straw hat added a natural taste to her. "Thank you oppa, Kang Sahami Da~!"
"Come on, come on, Taeyeon come to Uncle here, it's very safe here." Kim Jong Kook beckoned, compared to the others, his side was indeed the safest.
walked up to Kim Jong Kook and bent down to say hello to the camera: "Anihassai, I'm Taeyeon from Girls' Generation." He grinned and beckoned, and there was another wolf howl.
"Yikes! Shut up! The queen of the family who was left out was furious, and the venue was instantly silent, only the sound of the wind and the chirping of insects in the mountains.
"Ahem, collect first, collect first, don't scare us Taeyeon." Yoo Jae-seok coughed lightly twice and shifted the topic to the topic, "I didn't expect Taeyeon to come to our show at all, at first I thought it was PD joking with me, but I didn't expect it to be true." So how does Taeyeon feel about the song you wrote that reached the top of the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States? It can be seen that Liu Jae-seok is creating a topic for her.
"Of course, thank you very much BOA for making this song bloom its charm, if it weren't for BOA, my song might have been sealed in the safe, and I wouldn't have today's honor. I am also very grateful to Kenzie for their guidance and her friends for their help in making this song possible, without them, I really don't know when I would have written this song. I also want to thank the fans who like this song, thank you for your support, Kang Sahami Da~! Respectfully bowed to the camera 90 degrees, not humble, and humble and courteous behavior was highly praised by many viewers after the show was broadcast.
After saying something, everyone looked at them with admiration, and Liu Zaishi, as the host, immediately moved the topic away after receiving the instruction.
"You know, when Taeyeon came out just now, our Hongji was very excited, look, he's still blushing, don't you like our Taeyeon?" That smile seemed very obscene in Kim Taeyeon's eyes, especially the eyebrows that didn't stop making her laugh the most.
"Oh~~~~~~" A long and tactful tail note is sandwiched with the obscenity that men all understand, and the little eyes of one or two are like the chicken surge of the elder brother who finds out that the younger brother is secretly in love. In this group of obscene eyes, Li Hongji, who had no signs of blushing, blushed, lowered his head and touched his nose.
"Ah, Hongji, you're from our side, just like these bastards!" Seeing that Xiao Xianrou was about to rebel, Queen Lee couldn't stand it, and Park Ye-jin, the young grandmother of the United Family, pulled Lee Hong-gi, who wanted to leave.
"Hyo-ri is angry, but I'm a man's ......" After speaking, he ruthlessly took away the hands of Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin that were holding his arms, and took a stride to the side of the men of the family before the two of them could react.
"Yikes! You—Elsie! Taeyeon, what are you doing! Ernie is looking forward to another young male idol!! Lee Hyo-ri, who had nothing to say, complained about all his indignation on Kim Tae-yeon, and if he didn't make a sound, he would be shot.
Compared with the grief and indignation of the women of the family, there is another alliance of the family men, who are comparable to the excitement of the festival, and the stupid and agua brothers who are squeezed are even more jumpy.
"Come on, tell the oppas when you started liking our little Taeyeon?" Kim Taeyeon is curious if the deputy positions of the three major national MCs are all matchmakers, as long as they meet younger male and female idols, no one is worse than the other.
Instigated by such a group of unscrupulous hosts, the young man scratched his head shyly: "Hmm...... We've always liked Taeyeon Xi since her debut, and Yoona Xi. ”
"We? Could it be that the members of FTISLAND love Girls' Generation Taeyeon and Yoona? Kim Taeyeon could swear that she definitely saw the glint of gossip in Yoo's eyes.
"Yes!" After Li Hongji nodded vigorously, it was the gossip of a group of men who were not inferior to women.
"CONSA HAMI, FTISLAND BAND HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR FAVORITE GROUP WHEN WE WERE GIRLS, VERY GOOD!" Compared with Lee Hong-gi's inability to let go, Kim Taeyeon can be said to have no face at all in variety shows, but only in this way can there be a so-called shot.
"Oh~Oh~ There is a chance! Here's a chance! ”
"Yikes! If you want to chase us Taeyeon, you have to pass me first! Before Yoo Jae-seok was excited, Kim Jong Kook took a wrong step in front of Kim Taeyeon, his narrowed eyes revealed a hint of danger, and his strong hands made a 'quack' sound, which frightened the group of people and couldn't help but take several steps back. The post-production team also gave Kim Jong Kook a subtitle of "A Man Who Defeated a Group of Men", and since then, a man has become one of Kim Jong Kook's nicknames in the family.
"That's right! Get past us first! As a loyal uncle fan of Girls' Generation, Kim so-ro chose the defection camp without hesitation, and walked to Kim Jong Kook's side with his head held high.
"I said Xiulu, we all know the relationship between Jong Kook and Taeyeon, what is your relationship?" Old Man Yin, whose aura was so small in the family that he had nothing to say, hid behind Jiang Dacheng and probed his brain.
"What's the matter, brother, have you forgotten that my surname is also Jin!" Kim so-ro's answer left everyone speechless for a while, "Taeyeon, tell them what our relationship is!" ”
Why is there no fun thing in variety shows that she Kim Taeyeon? These are all proper shots, I saw her jumping and shaking her hands happily when she was blocked by two big uncles: "Uncle Xiulu, Uncle Zhong Guo, fighting!" ”
"Hey~That's good~!" Uncle Xiulu heard Jin Xiulu's eyebrows and smile, and Dese's stepmother raised her chin proudly like a victorious rooster: "See!" See! The program team subtitled the three of them [Jin Family Three] in the later stage.
"Look at what! Do you guys still have us in your eyes! Don't be chatty in Narory, hurry up and go! Grandmas are in a hurry! Queen Lee, who was ignored on the side, raised the simple map in her hand, and stamped her foot heavily to kick up a cloud of flying dust. The later program team also put on the CG of the Tyrannosaurus Rex for the old sister, and there was also an animation of the attack of the Tyrannosaurus Rex on the side.
"Taeyeon, come over here, come to Ernies, don't stay with these stinky men." gently beckoned to Kim Taeyeon, turned his head and glared at the family men with a fierce face, and the huge contrast made the audience in the later stage laugh.
On the road to the grandmother's house, the two women of the family took the new little sister to walk in front of the family, but the men of the family walked very sadly with the new little brother sighing and sighing. The difference between heaven and earth made a group of people keep complaining on the official website of "The Birth of a Family" in the later stage.
Hey, what went wrong? Or did you get the wrong script? What about the same-sex rejection that is good? Why do we only see that the same sex attracts so much, but there is so much empty space between the opposite sex!! Not only did the audience complain in the later stage, but the members of the family also complained, and Li Tianxi even hid behind and flipped through the script to see if there was anything wrong.
Under the guidance of the staff, everyone came to the grandmother's house, similar to the picture Kim Taeyeon saw on TV, this phase of the house is also hundreds of years old, and here you can feel the distant taste of the city that has long since disappeared.
When greeting the family, the male and female hostess's acquaintance with Kim Taeyeon was unexpected, "I know, I know, a student of Seoul National University, ~ the pride of the Republic of Korea, Taeyeon xi!" Right? The man warmly grabbed Kim Tae-yeon's hand and patted her shoulder with the other hand, with a proud expression as if he was introducing his own child.
"Inside, thank you uncle for the compliment, Taeyeon needs to work harder." Bowing respectfully, although the words are official, at least people can't find any mistakes.
"Mr. Lee knows our Taeyeon?" Liu Zaishi is also indescribably surprised, the older generation of people have zero understanding of young artists no matter what country they are in, and because they are old people who don't like to listen to pop songs very much, they have very little understanding of idols.
"I've seen on the news that I'm a nice and good boy, and some of our kids like her very much." The hostess almost spoke, and her satisfied expression seemed to be taking a fancy to her favorite daughter-in-law.
"Thank you, Azu, and please enjoy our girlhood." Excitedly bowed to the hostess, and did not forget to promote the girl's generation.
"It's really a big deal~!" Liu Zaishi couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and Li Hongji, who was also a guest, was also envious.
After chatting for a while, the male and female hosts were about to set off for a trip with the grandmother, and when the grandmother got up, Kim Taeyeon, who was next to her, hurriedly took a hand and helped the grandmother all the way out. This shot was loved by many elders in the later period, and later, Girls' Generation was recognized as the most loved idol group by the elders.