"Fifth master, fifth master......"

One after another, respectful and patient, as if it never stopped.

Yin Zhan opened his eyes, ignored the discomfort of the hangover, and sat up lazily.

Xiao Huai on the side of the bed carried a heart and smiled flatteringly: "Fifth master, you have finally woken up." ”

"If you don't wake up again, you have called out my soul," Yin Zhan seemed to be smiling, but when he looked up, he saw that his nose was stuffed with paper, and a clear five-finger print was printed on his left cheek, and he laughed out loud, "Yo, today's appearance is quite good." ”

Xiao Huai urged sadly: "Don't mention the fifth master, isn't it almost Qingming." ”

Yin Zhan suddenly laughed: "Your brother burned two more beauties for you?" ”

"Not really." Xiao Huai wanted to cry without tears.

This is the fourth year of his death.

Every Qingming and cold food, his mortal brothers in addition to burning paper money, sports cars and various big-name products, will also burn two beauties to him, the problem is that he found true love in the underworld in the first year of his death, and now as long as the festival is over, there are beauties coming to him, and his wife's face can be imagined.

Yin Zhan said leisurely: "With this kind of brother, you will marry if you have a good baby in the future." ”

Xiao Huai: "Fifth Master, don't make fun of me, I want to save enough money to go to the Dream Building to give my brother a dream and let him stop." ”

"Do you still need to save money?" Yin Zhan gave him an idea, "You are like this, go out and tell them that you can persuade me to go to the underworld, and those people in my family will definitely rush to take you to the Dream Tower." ”

Xiao Huai's heart jumped suddenly: "That's okay!" He quickly realized something, "Wait, would you like to go to Hades?" ”

Yin Zhan laughed briefly, but he couldn't reveal much of a smile: "Well, don't they all say that the will of heaven is difficult to disobey." ”

Xiao Huai wanted to speak and stopped, and when he saw him go out, he sighed in his heart.

Unlike these little ghosts, the Yin family is a big family in the underworld, which has existed for thousands of years, not only in a high position, but also has a curtain from God, so that future generations can see the destined person - it has been proved that the marriage of the Yin family is indeed very good, and the family power has a tendency to grow.

I am afraid that others will envy to death, but most of the Yin family who have not yet married are very resistant, after all, the other half can't choose by themselves, and they have to listen to the words of a mirror, which is really unpleasant, especially for this Yin Fifth Master.

The mansion was so quiet that not even a ghost could be seen. Yin Zhan walked all the way to the main entrance of the mansion, finally smiled, and commented: "It really looks like I want to stay." He stepped out of the door and went down the road to the right.

Xiao Huai followed for a while, and asked tentatively: "Fifth Master, are you really going to Hades?" ”

"Go," Yin Zhan said, "I'll be blocked back even if I go out of the city, right?" ”

Xiao Huai laughed dryly, and then let go of the hanging heart, and felt a faint sorrow lingering, and was about to grit his teeth to persuade him to forget if he didn't want to, but he suddenly opened his mouth.

"You said that in heaven and on earth, which family is also so strange?"

Xiao Huai thought for a while: "It seems that there is a family of cultivating immortals in the mortal world, a family of wives and slaves, it is said that as long as you fall in love with ......" He stopped suddenly, other people's daughters-in-law at least picked by themselves, and they were willing to be wife slaves!

Sure enough, Yin Zhan smiled and stretched out his voice: "As long as you like it......"

Xiao Huai didn't dare to answer now, and followed him to a majestic palace. Several members of the Yin family had been waiting for a long time, and when they saw them, they separated one person and ran to report the news, while the rest cautiously greeted them.

Yin Zhan didn't move for the time being, and said, "There is a box in the drawer on the left side of my desk, take it and go to Tuomenglou to find your brother." ”

This illusion of explaining the aftermath made Xiao Huai and the Yin family break out in a cold sweat together, Xiao Huai almost wanted to kneel down for him, shaking his head like a rattle: "No, no, I don't want it, I save my own money......"

"Here you go, you take it." Yin Zhan couldn't refuse to interrupt, and Hang Erlang entered the underworld on the spot.

Just as the heavenly realm is supported by ten major artifacts, the underworld also has corresponding treasures, and the Bodhi Mirror is one of them, which has been kept by the Hades, but because of a relationship between the ancestors of the Yin family, the Bodhi Mirror has another function, which is to reflect the destined person for the descendants of the Yin family.

When they reach a certain age, the Yin family has to come over and take a picture.

This is a house rule, and you can't break it.

Xiao Huai was stopped outside, Yin Zhan walked through the layers of checkpoints, entered a spacious stone room, looked up, except for the underworld, the rest were all members of the Yin family, and there was a half-human-high quaint mirror in the front, which was the Bodhi mirror.

Seeing him smiling, the Yin family took a step carelessly, and couldn't help but straighten their backs nervously, for fear that this kid would suddenly rise up and tear this place down, after all...... He had gone crazy once a hundred years ago.

Yin Zhan's father coughed and wanted to pour some chicken soup for the soul, but saw his son waving his hand lazily.

Yin Zhan said: "Let's start, there will always be this day anyway." ”

As soon as the words fell, he happened to walk ten steps away from the Bodhi Mirror, and the mirror was sensed and instantly lit up.

The needle drop in the stone room could be heard, everyone held their breath slightly, and when the light dissipated, they stretched their necks to look, only to hear a few female voices, and they were very excited: "Little brother ~ laugh at one ~ "

"Would you like to take a picture with your sister?"

"Oh, don't be shy!"

In the picture of "Don't ......", a boy wearing a peaked cap, desperately covering most of his face, revealing red ears, and holding a courier bill tremblingly, "Don't do this, please please sign it." ”

Bodhi Mirror also gave information: Tang You, male, 22 years old, courier, orphan.

Concise and to the point.

Tsk this time it turned out to be an ordinary mortal...... The Yin family looked at the Bodhi mirror curiously, and saw that Tang You was teased by those girls with green eyes for a long time before running away with trembling paws, and secretly said that his temper was really soft, if he and Yin Zhan became successful, he would not be destroyed by hot hands!

It's just that whether it works out or not is a key question.

They couldn't help but look at Yin Zhan.

Yin Zhan looked at the picture in the mirror and disappeared, laughed, and said, "Oh, I know, thank you." ”

Yin family: "......"

Yin Zhan turned around and left, but suddenly noticed an extremely strong suction, and before he could react, the whole person quickly flew upside down, and was sucked into the mirror in an instant.

Yin family: "......"

Sure enough, it will turn out like this!

Over the years, all the Yin family members who were insincere or sneered at the Bodhi Mirror would be sucked into the mirror and fall into other spaces, waiting for a fateful marriage, and before long, Tang You would also enter.

Everyone suddenly saw their stubborn and ineffective self back then, and couldn't help but sigh for a while, but then they saw the Bodhi mirror shine again, and then turned into an oval-shaped machine, and spit out a manual - for thousands of years, this is the first time that the Bodhi mirror has swallowed the Yin family's first situation, and they were suddenly surprised.

"It's a small exhibition...... someone muttered.

"Don't talk nonsense," Father Yin picked up the manual and read it at a glance, and said, "Carry the things away." ”

After everyone understood the situation, they rolled up their sleeves and wanted to move the machine. And since this is the meaning of the Bodhi Mirror, the Lord of the Underworld is not easy to say, so he happily let go.

The spring breeze is warm and the peach blossoms are blooming.

It's a weekend, and the shopping street is bustling with people.

Tang You parked his electric tricycle and walked to a street stall to buy lunch.

An event was being held not far away, and the host's excited voice could be heard clearly, Tang You took a bite of the baked cake and moved a few steps forward, intending to watch the excitement. The staff who handed out the flyers happened to walk nearby, and gave him a small sign with a number written on it with a smile: "Little handsome guy, there will be a lottery in a while, you can go and see it, and there is a show." ”

Tang You didn't finish his meal, so he didn't hurry to leave, and thanked him politely.

The staff gave him a playful look before moving away.

In less than five minutes, the lottery session arrived, starting with some small prizes, and then the first, second and third prizes.

The host put his hand into the lottery box: "Next is the much-anticipated first prize, the prize is our company's newly developed crossing experience machine, yes, you heard it right, it is the crossing machine, although today is April Fool's Day, but we don't lie." ”

The audience laughed, and the host finally pulled out his hand: "Yes, the winner of our first prize is No. 520!" Number 520! Congratulations to this friend! ”

Tang You was stunned for a few seconds before coming back to his senses, and when he heard the host ask if the person with this number was not there, he raised his hand in disbelief.

"See!" The host spotted him almost instantly, "That handsome guy, come, come on stage!" ”

Tang You won the jackpot for the first time, his brain was a little blank, and he basically couldn't remember the specific process, but a group of people quickly surrounded him after stepping down.

"Hey, buddy, take a look, what does the host mean by crossing the machine?"

"It's definitely not going to be a real crossing...... I'll go, it's a 3D holographic game console! If you go in, you will be in another world, and you can say that you can travel through the experience machine! ”

"Good cow!"

Tang You scratched his head and smiled, and when he saw several girls filming him with mobile phones, he immediately ran away.

The machine is half a person tall, but not heavy, and Tang Yu alone is enough to carry it back to the apartment.

He put down his things, unpacked them, took off his cap, and his snow-white shiny body suddenly reflected his face - this face was delicate and beautiful, his eyes were clean, the corners of his mouth were a little upturned, and he had a very good temper, like a harmless little animal, which made people especially want to hold down and touch it, and it was no wonder that those girls' eyes lit up when they saw him.

There was still some time before the afternoon delivery, Tang You carefully read the manual, plugged in the power supply and sat in, and pressed start.

The screen quickly brightened, and a mechanical female voice instantly sounded: "Welcome to the KNKSN crossing game console." ”

Tang You was silent for a second, chose the voice intelligence mode, and asked: "Those letters should be pronounced kei, en, kei, love death, en, don't you know how to pronounce it, or is it not wrong, the original setting is the pronunciation of 'pit you pit you'?" ”

"Sorry, your question is not part of the service. ”

"......" Tang You looked at the screen flashing a dialog box of "whether to continue", hesitated, after all, curiosity prevailed, and after listening to it introduce the rules of the game, he entered a very complicated selection page: world background, species, male and female, age, lifespan, family, number of spouses, career, number of crossings, etc.

He selected them one by one, set the end time so that he could go out to deliver the courier, and then pressed the confirmation button.

"Drip ——!"

The whole machine lit up, Tang You was instantly sucked on the seat by an invisible force, and the picture in front of him quickly distorted, thinking that it was too real, and he wouldn't really cross it...... He instinctively wanted to break away, but he couldn't exert any strength, and was about to accept his fate, only to hear the sound of the electric current, the light in the machine dimmed, and then began to redden.

Ji qì: "Dididi!" The system has been attacked by an unknown attack! ”

Tang You: "......"

The alarm didn't go off for long, and the next moment, a small bar window appeared on the screen: "Sorry, the system is crashing......"

Tang You: "......"

The originally selected options on the page suddenly spun around, and all the qiē became unknown. Tang You's eyes went black and he lost consciousness.

When I opened my eyes again, I was standing on a cliff, and there was a popular divine comedy in my ears.

"You chase ~ I fly ~ you chase chase ~ I fly fly ~ ah ~ you chase ~ I fly ~"

Tang You's brain was confused, and it took a long time to realize that he was dressed as a tree, and the song came from another tree next to him. He was shocked and heard the tree continue to sing: "You chase and chase ~ I fly and fly ~ oh oh ~ I will fly ~"

This divine comedy is too demonic, Tang You was in a trance for several seconds before he spoke: "As a tree, you can actually sing this ......"

Yin Zhan "yo" sounded and was happy.

Although he was sucked into the Bodhi Mirror, he vaguely knew that the Bodhi Mirror had become a travel machine, and he knew that the world he was going to would be chosen by this kid. ”

"Hmm...... Well? Tang Yu was puzzled, "What is called?" ”

"It's not important, Ye is in a good mood now, if you have anything to say, I'll ask after I finish singing," Yin Zhan rapped and sang, "I fly to the sky ~ Tian ~ you can't catch ~ to~ oh oh ~ you chase ~ I fly ~"

Tang You: "......"

The Divine Comedy reverberated and reverberated over the cliff, and after a few moments, the other tree next to them probably couldn't stand it anymore, and the brightest green leaf at the top "snapped" down.

Tang You: ".................."