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Peng Laodao's face was expressionless, he arched his hand casually, he didn't bother to say a word, and his attitude was extremely perfunctory.

Ren Xiaoyao was secretly angry, this guy is just a bandit, and his score is bigger than that of the minister, he is really a fucking little man who sits in a well and watches the sky!

Ren Xiaoyao leaned into Scarface's ear and whispered, "Hey, does this bastard know martial arts?" ”

Scarface sneered: "He is the brother-in-law surnamed Yang in Erlongshan, and he used to be a butcher who killed pigs, so others called him Lao Dao, because his sister was quite a bit beautiful, and was robbed up the mountain by the surnamed Yang in Erlongshan to be his concubine. In addition to killing pigs, he knows how to do martial arts! ”

Ah, it's good if you don't know martial arts, Ren Xiaoyao is a little determined.

Then Ren Xiaoyao put on a smiling face and asked: "Open the skylight and say something bright, Master Yang sent you to our Qinglong Mountain, what are you doing?" ”

Peng Laodao glanced at Ren Xiaoyao slowly, his eyes were full of contempt and ridicule, and then he lowered his head again, casually playing with his fingernails, and snorted: "Of course, there is something wrong with Yang Da's family sending me, but this matter can only be told to you Luo Da's master, what kind of thing are you!" ”

Ren was carefree for a moment, and then laughed and said, "So, I don't seem to be asking the right question......

Peng Laodao sneered: "Of course, what do you think you are......"

Before he finished speaking, Ren Xiaoyao's face sank, he became angry, kicked Peng Laodao's chest hard, and kicked Peng Laodao to the sky, Peng Laodao screamed, but his reaction was not slow, he rolled on the spot, stood up again, and pointed at Ren Xiaoyao with a frightened expression and shouted: "You...... You...... Don't you talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes? Lao Tzu is here to worship the mountain! ”

Ren Xiaoyao didn't answer, didn't say a word, ran a few steps and then volleyed a small flying leg, and kicked Peng Laodao on a big horse, regardless of Peng Laodao's screams, and the scarface and the stunned eyes of the bandits, Ren Xiaoyao stood in front of Peng Laodao, and stepped on his face with his feet, until Peng Laodao cried, and his sound shook the sky.

After stepping on it for a while, Ren Xiaoyao felt a little tired, so he raised his noble feet and let go of Peng Laodao.

Calmly facing the frightened or frightened eyes of the bandits, Ren Xiaoyao moved a stool, sat in front of Peng Laodao, who couldn't stop moaning, and said with a smile: "Baishan? Since you are here to worship the mountain, when you see me, the second master, one does not give courtesy, the other does not answer, and drags like a second master, which is like the attitude of worshipping the mountain? Tell me for beating you up, can you blame me for beating you? ”

Peng Laodao's face was shoeprinted, and he grinned in pain, at this moment he finally knew what a strong dragon did not suppress the head snake, and when he heard this, he quickly said: "Second master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been so rude just now......"

Ren Xiaoyao helped him up with relief, then patted him on the shoulder, looked up at the sky, made infinite emotion, and sighed deeply: "Therefore, the communication between people is the most important, long live understanding!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes......" Peng Laodao said with a smile.

When the bandits saw that the two masters came forward, they ignored the rules of the rivers and lakes, and beat Peng Laodao, who came to worship the mountain, and beat him hard. - Anyway, the head of the family and the one surnamed Yang in Erlongshan have already turned their faces, and they will be beaten up, but the second master has given his brothers a bad breath.

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, and said to Peng Laodao with a smile: "Let's forget all the unpleasantness just now, right?" What do you think? ”

Peng Laodao was originally a greedy person who was afraid of death, and on weekdays, he played the signboard of Yang Da's brother-in-law, and was rampant and domineering, but today's Qinglongshan people don't buy Yang Da's account at all, how can Peng Laodao dare to say no? Stripped of the tiger skin, he was a well-behaved and docile sheep, and he nodded in agreement when he heard the words.

Ren Xiaoyao saw that Peng Laodao agreed, and couldn't help but rejoice: "That's good, they are all children of the rivers and lakes, I don't care if you Ren Cai is rude to me, come, let's do it again......"

"Heavy ...... Do it all over again? Peng Laodao stammered.

Ren Xiaoyao frowned unhappily: "Start worshipping the mountain again, didn't you say it's okay, didn't you forget it just now?" ”

Peng Laodao was stunned and said, "What...... How to worship? ”

Ren Xiaoyao was dissatisfied: "Why do you come to ask me?" Didn't you tell you the rules? ”

Seeing Ren Xiaoyao's displeasured face, Peng Laodao quickly nodded and said, "Tell it, tell ......."

Ren Xiaoyao smiled with satisfaction: "That's good, then let's talk about it, do it again, this time you are not allowed to drop the chain again, otherwise I will beat you!" ”

Peng Laodao was so frightened that he didn't dare to say another word.

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but pull Peng Laodao to a chair in the front hall, pressed his shoulder and asked him to sit down, and then said solemnly: "Listen, this scene is about a little bandit leader with an obscene appearance, who went to our Qinglong Mountain to worship the mountain, and saw the handsome and mighty second master, the little leader couldn't help but be deeply impressed by the demeanor of the second master, so without saying a word, he bowed his head to ...... Remember, the attitude should be respectful, the performance should be natural, don't learn the false tricks of the idol school, you don't have the capital, don't learn the acting school to play deep, you don't have the strength, in short, how to worship, how to worship, listen clearly? ”

"What are the second masters doing?" Luo Yueniang, who had just gotten up, had a lazy tone in her tone, and her uncombed cloud hair was slightly messy behind her, looking a little more charming than usual.

She is still wearing a bright red power suit today, and the slightly tighter fabric highlights her slender and graceful figure. Luo Yueniang likes red, she feels that red is like a fire, burning with a limited life, short and dazzling. And it's not like the damn second boss said, wearing red is easy to attract ghosts......

"The second master accepts the people of Erlongshan in the front hall to worship the mountain, hehe......" The bearded face stood outside the door, scratching his head, and smiling very honestly.

"Still worshipping the mountain? What do you want to do? Send people back in a few words, sooner or later, we will have a war with the surnamed Yang, can we waste time on this kind of? Luo Yueniang frowned dissatisfiedly.

"Hehe, when I came over, Peng Laodao of Erlong Mountain had already worshiped the mountain five times......" Bearded said with a smile.

"Bye...... Worship the mountain five times? What do you mean? Luo Yueniang was surprised.

The second master was not satisfied, saying that Peng Laodao's attitude was not good enough, and what did he say...... The acting skills are not in place, and he also said that he ...... The performance is too formal, superficial, and does not explore the deep inner activities of the characters...... Hehe, I don't know what the second master is talking about, anyway, Peng Laodao has already cried once, and now he is wiping his tears and starting to worship the mountain for the sixth time......"

Luo Yueniang's hand combing her hair suddenly froze, and she stared at the only feminine piece of furniture in her room - the dresser.

After a while, Luo Yueniang sighed, walked out of the door in distress, looked at the bearded face and said, "Bearded face, you tell me the truth, did I choose the wrong person for this second master?" I've never seen such an out-of-tune, what did this guy do in the capital before? ”

The bearded face scratched his head and smiled: "The person who is in charge of the house must be right." Anyway, seeing the arrogant and domineering Peng Laodao, he was remediated by the second master and cried like a girl, not to mention the brothers. ”

Luo Yueniang thought about Peng Laodao's unbeatable face. Comparing him with his pitiful and weeping appearance now, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and his smile bloomed like a flower on his pretty face, which was deeply intoxicating.

"This guy is a fool...... Walk. Bearded face. Let's take a look. ”

In the front hall, Ren Xiaoyao shook his head, with an expression of hatred that iron is not made of steel, and glared at Peng Laodao vigorously.

Behind him stood Scarface and dozens of bandit men. They were already laughing backwards and forwards, and some of them even squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their hands, laughing and calling out ouch.

Peng Laodao's tears had dried up, and at this moment, he was squatting on the ground like a sick chicken. He drooped his head and said nothing.

I thought that Yang Da's family sent him to Qinglong Mountain to worship the mountain was a worry-free and labor-saving errand, although the oil and water could not be fished, but he could show off his might in front of the bandits of Qinglong Mountain, who had always been each other's old enemies, and it was also very glorious. Who knew that he met Ren Xiaoyao, a character who doesn't pay attention to the rules of the rivers and lakes and is as violent as a devil.

He can talk and laugh with you in the first second, which is like a spring breeze. The next second, he suddenly slapped you in the face, and the next second he smiled like no one else, and asked you if it hurts. In the end, I will beat you upside down, count your no, say that you have destroyed the intimate unity between the two mountains, this time you will be punished slightly, and next time you will not spare Yunyun......

Such a moody person. How can Peng Laodao deal with it? He didn't know when the next time the second master of Qinglong Mountain would turn his face, and he really couldn't find any other way to vent except crying. Whether he is ashamed or not, he can't care about it at this time, the important thing is how to save his life.

If you can go down alive today. Peng Laodao decided to wash his hands in a golden basin, and in the future, he would honestly do his own butcher's old job. The profession of bandit is too challenging, and it is really not suitable for a man like him who is sensitive and fragile in his heart and easily injured physically......

"Alas!" Ren Xiaoyao stared at Peng Laodao for a long time, and finally sighed heavily, Peng Laodao heard him sigh, and his body couldn't help but tremble again, here, the seventh mountain worship is coming again......

"Emotions! How many times have I told you, emotions have to be in place! Worshipping the mountains between the same people in the green forest is a very righteous and bright thing. Look at you again, as soon as you enter the door, you are swaying, your eyes are blank, your expression is numb, you don't know and think that you are a hungry flower for three days, although you are a very obscene person, but I ask you, can you try to pretend that it is not so obscene? Do it all over again! I'm! ”

Ren Xiaoyao scolded and kicked Peng Laodao out of the door.

Peng Laodao stood alone outside the door, like an abandoned child, pitiful and helpless.

Tears, down his vicissitudes of life, couldn't stop flowing, drop by drop, falling on his placket, that was bitter and regretful tears!

"The seventh mountain worship, begin!" Scarface's loud shouts rang out from inside the room, mixed with unconcealed laughter.

Peng Laodao took a deep breath, wiped a handful of tears with his sleeve, looked up at the gray sky, and clenched his hands into fists. ――Today, I'm going to go down alive no matter what!

Peng Laodao tidied up his clothes, walked in a tiger step, tried to make himself look magnificent, strode into the house, knelt down on one knee in front of Ren Xiaoyao, his right hand became a day, his left hand became a moon, he hugged his fists heavily, and said loudly: "Erlongshan Peng Laodao, I have seen the second master!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao, who was sitting on the chair with the big horse golden knife, saw this, his eyes lit up, and he touched his chin and said approvingly: "Hey! It's finally getting a little bit of fun......"

Peng Laodao's heart was relieved when he heard this, he was satisfied, he was finally satisfied! I can also go down alive......

Who knew that God seemed to want to play with Peng Laodao today, and before he had time to take a breath, Ren Xiaoyao shouted unexpectedly: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" ”

“…………”

Peng Laodao felt that today was a memorable day, because the number of times he cried in his life did not add up to this day.

"Don't be busy crying, look at your useless energy! It's time for you to say your lines......" Ren Xiaoyao comforted gently.

Peng Laodao wiped his tears and sobbed, "I...... Shall I say...... Say what? ”

"You should say, 'Pagoda Town River Demon,' and then I'll say 'Mohamoha'...... Come on, I'll let you go, don't cry to death on my Qinglong Mountain when the time comes, how can I explain to you Yang Da Master...... Alas, it's a pity, it's not over yet......" Ren Xiaoyao saw Peng Laodao crying more and more sadly, and finally showed kindness. Canceled the next black talk. It's just that Ren Xiaoyao's appearance is very unwilling, and his expression is extremely regretful.

Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao finally let him go, Peng Laodao was surprised and happy, and his heart was relieved for a while. Finally cried bitterly. Pouting his ass and lying on the ground, he howled.

The group of bandits standing behind Ren Xiaoyao burst into laughter, and for the first time they saw the people of Erlong Mountain nesting on this, everyone couldn't help but feel refreshed. In the past, there was too much anger from Erlongshan, but today, all of our newly appointed second masters have been recovered, and they have relieved a lot of hatred.

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll beat you up if you cry again!" Ren Xiaoyao saw Peng Laodao crying miserably. He scolded impatiently.

When Peng Laodao heard this, he immediately stopped crying, lowered his head, and was obedient without saying a word, sobbing a few times from time to time.

"Let's get down to business, why did Erlongshan send you? When you're done, get out of here, don't lie on our mountain. ”

Peng Laodao almost cried again when he heard this, what are you doing when I am willing to rely on you on the mountain? I'm more eager to get down the hill than you are.

"Yang Da is in charge...... I just want to ask, Guishan's ...... Sun Wang, now ...... How are you doing? Peng Laodao's eyes flashed.

Ren Xiaoyao nodded. said with a smile: "I understand what you mean, it's hard for you to say it so tactfully." Sun Wangwang secretly colluded with your Yang Da master, intending to lead his brothers to betray the mountain gate, and he has been killed by our master. What's wrong? Are you ordered to come to Xingshi today to ask for sin? ”

Peng Laodao is most afraid of seeing Ren Yao's smiling face now, and the more this guy laughs, the more cheerful he becomes. The deeper the pain he suffered, Peng Laodao couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly said: "No, no, you are the second master, you have misunderstood." It's really just to ask, nothing else...... I'm here this time. The main thing is to say hello to the Luo master of Guishan on the order of the master of Yangda......"

"Come on, don't put gold on your Yang Da Master's face, go back and tell him, wash your neck, and wait for the knife......"

Saying that, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly straightened his chest, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "On behalf of the brothers of Qinglong Mountain, I declare that your bandits in Erlong Mountain are illegal organizations and should be banned, and within a month, we will definitely set foot in your Erlong Mountain!" But if you do not surrender, we will destroy you! Haha, that's really exciting......"

Peng Laodao hated it so much when he heard this, he was a bandit, why should we Erlongshan be an illegal organization? Where is the justice of you, Qinglong Mountain? Still unreasonable?

But he only hopes to save his life at this time, how can he have the courage to refute? Hearing this, he immediately nodded like a chicken pecking wood, and hurriedly responded.

The worship ended smoothly, Ren Xiaoyao felt unsatisfactory, and waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can get out of ......"

Peng Laodao was like hearing the sound of heaven, his body was obviously loosened, and the whole person seemed to float up, with a sense of happiness that he had escaped death. This time it's really nine deaths, nine deaths......

Scarface was stunned and said, "...... The second master, this is the end? ”

What kind of illegal organization, what is it that sets foot on Erlong Mountain within a month, and the second leader is not crazy, right? How is this possible? In the past, Erlongshan relied on the strength of the crowd, and the Qinglongshan was overwhelmed, and it can be seen from the arrogance of Peng Laodao when he first came, how disdainful Erlongshan was for them.

But they can't do it, their strength is not as good as others, so they have to be rampant. Jianghu is a circle of the weak and the strong, everything depends on strength to speak, and his fists are not as hard as others, so he can only stretch his face over and let people beat him. However, what the second master said just now is that stepping on Erlong Mountain within a month, this is too child's play, right? The men in the rivers and lakes have to do what they say, but if they had this strength, wouldn't they have attacked Erlong Mountain a long time ago?

The master said, in the future, if you make a hands-on plan, arrange manpower to attack and defend, match each other and so on, all by the second master to take the idea, if the second master convinces the big boss, really want to attack Erlong Mountain, the brothers will suffer......

Although Scarface has no good impression of Erlong Mountain, he knows the strength of his brothers, and it is really not appropriate to attack Erlong Mountain at this time, it is inevitable that Ershan will turn his face, it is safer to wait for them to attack him, at least the terrain of Qinglong Mountain is dangerous, and the mountain road is full of traps, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and the brothers can have fewer casualties when guarding the mountain.

Ren Xiaoyao was stunned and said, "Of course it's over, what?" Is there anything wrong? ”

Scarface glanced at it fixedly, with a look of happiness, a thousand thanks, slowly withdrew from the old knife of Peng outside the door, and shook his head: "No...... Nothing is wrong......

Ren Xiaoyao frowned, touched his chin and thought for a moment. Then he nodded, "...... Well, fortunately, you reminded me that after thinking about it, I finally realized that there was something wrong......"

Scarface suddenly raised his head when he heard this, could it be that the second master had changed his mind?

Ren Xiaoyao solemnly shouted at Peng Laodao, who had withdrawn from the door: "Hey." Lao Peng. You're back! ”

Peng Laodao trembled when he heard this, his happy face immediately collapsed, and he was about to escape from death, what kind of moth would this second master have? Twists and turns. Twists and turns!

With a sad face, Peng Laodao cowered and walked in front of Ren Xiaoyao, and said in a trembling voice: "I don't know...... What else does the second master command? ”

Ren Xiaoyao looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing so much that Peng Laodao's scalp was numb, and he looked at Ren Xiaoyao's laughing expression in horror. I felt more and more uneasy.

Ren Xiaoyao laughed enough, and then his face changed, and he shouted viciously: "...... Rob! ”

Everyone said: "............"

"Hit ...... Rob? Peng Laodao stammered.

"That's right! Rob! Ren Xiaoyao smiled at him and said viciously: "As the saying goes, thieves don't go empty...... Ahem, it doesn't seem right, the goose has plucked its feathers...... No, hey, that's what it means anyway. Rob! Give me all the money you have! How could I possibly let you out in a den of bandits? ”

"Yes...... But I'm here...... The ...... who came to worship the mountain, "Peng Laodao was aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law who had suffered domestic violence.

Scarface couldn't stand it anymore, so he leaned into Ren Xiaoyao's ear and whispered, "The second master, this ...... I'm afraid it doesn't conform to the rules of the rivers and lakes, after all, people are here to worship the mountain. Spread the ......"

Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and sneered: "What bullshit rules!" I only know that I am penniless now, and if I don't rob him, will I rob you? Ay. Lao Peng, what is the flute? Hurry up and dig out the money! ”

I bowed all eight times. It's not bad for this trembling. Peng Laodao gritted his teeth, untied the money bag on his body with humiliation, and held it to Ren Xiaoyao with respectful hands.

Ren Yao counted, ho! This guy is quite rich, one hundred and eighty taels of silver, enough to deal with himself for a while.

With peace of mind, he put the money bag into his arms, and Ren Xiaoyao patted Peng Laodao's shoulder with satisfaction: "Yes, even if you know each other, Scarface, send a brother to send him down the mountain, be polite to others, wahahaha......"

Looking at the back of Peng Laodao's about to disappear, Ren Xiaoyao waved his hand reluctantly, and then, as if he suddenly remembered something, Ren Xiaoyao shouted: "Hey, Lao Peng, come and play often when you have time!" Welcome to Qinglong Mountain—"

"Plop!" Peng Laodao's vicissitudes of life suddenly stumbled, and then fell to the ground, rolling down the mountain uncontrollably.

"It's time for our mountain road to be repaired, it's not smooth...... "Ren Xiaoyao looked at Yuan Ren with a resolute face, and said with a far-sighted look.

After watching the scene of worshipping the mountain, all the bandits dispersed.

Ren Xiaoyao turned around and walked back to the front hall, but saw that Luo Yueniang had been sitting in the first place for some time, her delicate face seemed to be smiling, and a pair of clear apricot eyes stared at him quite strangely.

"Enough fun?" Luo Yueniang raised her eyebrows and said softly.

Ren Xiaoyao scratched his head a little embarrassed, he was indeed a little nonsense today, but he had been on the mountain for several days, and he had no place to listen to music and listen to stories, and he didn't have a wife to accompany him to spend the good night before the moon, isn't this idle and nothing to do, find some fun...... (To be continued.) )