20. Foraging
In order to take care of Bo Xiling's injury, Wei Jinyi took the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of taking sundries, picking up a torch in one hand and a dagger in the other, which was a bit of a gentleman's demeanor.
It was just that when he arrived on the beach and saw a small crab running over in a hurry, Wei Jinyi began to get excited. Immediately threw the torch and dagger to Bo Xiling, and ran to play a game of cat and mouse with the crab. also asked Bo Xiling to follow her closely behind, so as to light the way for her to catch crabs. Bo Xiling, who was losing, wanted to follow her and raise a torch high to illuminate her, but this Wei Jin was not angry at all, and was played around by this sea crab.
Where did Wei Jinyi play with the sea crab that ran with eight legs, and pounced from time to time. It's just that every time I catch a crab in my hand, I catch a ball of sand, and I fall into a wolf.
Bo Xiling watched her messing around behind her, complaining non-stop, but she still insisted. Bo Xiling suddenly felt that this Wei Jinyi should be a person who would never give up if he decided something, and he didn't care no matter how painful the fall was, and it seemed that there was a little bit of appreciation.
This time, Bo Xiling did not laugh at Wei Jinyi, after watching it for a long time, she felt sorry for her unflattering insistence. Silently picked up the dagger on the ground, "Wei Jinyi, you give way." ”
With that, Bo Xiling fired the dagger in his hand at the crab behind Wei Jin.
Just when Wei Jinyi hadn't figured out what was going on, a cool breeze blew past his ears, and when he turned around, he saw that the dagger had hit the crab exactly as it was, and it was firmly rooted in the heart.
Wei Jin was stunned as he looked at the crab and the dagger on its body, and then unconsciously clapped his hands, "Wow, Nangong, you are so cool!" ”
Bo Xiling saw her nymphomaniac appearance, and said a fool in her heart, "Why are you stunned, don't pick it up yet." ”
"Yes!"
Wei Jin pulled out the dagger that had plunged into the sand and looked at the crab that was three fingers wide. was pierced straight into the center with a dagger, and died a miserable death.
suddenly realized that this Nangong Ling is also a person who can't be messed with, in case she is unhappy, wouldn't she be like this crab and kill with a knife.
In the future, you still have to be kind to Nangong Ling, otherwise your life will be lost.
The eighth plan of the emperor's plan: please Nangong Ling and save your life to see the empress!
"Nangong~, you raise the fire and raise your hands to sour, let me take it, let me take it. During these times on the island, you can treat me as a human being~ After all, you are my savior! Wei Jin has always been a person who does whatever she thinks, no, she immediately changed her attitude and curried favor with Bo Xiling.
Bo Xiling looked at Wei Jinyi's flattering and underwhelming look, and she was very bored, she admired her a little just now, but now she is really disgusted. Bo Xiling quickened his pace and walked forward.
"Don't go so fast, let's go to those stone pits and have a look, maybe there are small fish and shrimp left behind at low tide!" Wei Jinyi followed closely behind, not leaving an inch.
"Just go, why are you so close to me?!" Bo Xiling was very speechless about Wei Jinyi, who was close to him from time to time, how could this person be arrogant and flattering, what is in this head? !
"Nangong, you are so fragrant, why is it so fragrant even after soaking in seawater?" Wei Jinyi stretched out his sleeve and sniffed the smell on his body, it was all seafishy, and it smelled very bad.
"Innate." Bo Xiling took two steps outside, away from Wei Jinyi.
"I see, it's body fragrance! The fragrance that is available anywhere! Wei Jinyi looked suddenly enlightened, and he couldn't help nodding, "Yes, that's it." ”
As a result, after Bo Xiling heard it, he was furious, he couldn't bear it, and he was a cap at Wei Jinyi, "What a disciple!." ”
Wei Jinyi rubbed his head, tears in his eyes, "Why did you hit me?" I'm telling the truth! ”
"With your appearance, you still want to be the royal husband, it's really a pipe dream."
"I just admired the fragrance on your body, and I didn't do anything to you, what are you angry about!"
"I just want to remind you that if you want to be an imperial husband, it's not as simple as you think, you said that you are not outstanding in appearance, have martial arts, and have no talent. Why does the Empress like you? ”
"yes, I know I'm pretty useless." Wei Jinyi rubbed his head and lowered his head. In the faint flickering light of the fire, it looked particularly pitiful.
Bo Xiling looked at Wei Jinyi's silent appearance, and it was really a 180-degree turn from the attitude just now. This made Bo Xiling a little uncomfortable, wondering if she had said something heavy and hurt Wei Jinyi, she always felt that there was something crystal in the corner of Wei Jinyi's eyes now.
To put it in layman's terms, it's called tears.
In fact, she was not mistaken, Wei Jinyi cried, but she definitely cried not because of inferiority and self-injury, but because she cried bitterly.
Seeing her like this, Bo Xiling's heart softened, and she felt that she still had to say something to comfort her, "In fact, as long as you make some merits, it is still possible." "For the first time, Bo Xiling actually stammered when he spoke to a person, he had been the emperor for two years, and he had always been a resolute himself, and he would actually feel distressed about Wei Jinyi, who was dead-skinned.
"Really?" Wei Jinyi slowly raised his head, with tears still in the corners of his eyes.
"Yes." Bo Xiling's face was flustered, and his awkward gaze turned away.
"And what merit am I going to make?" Wei Jin wiped his face on his sleeve, and all the snot and tears were left on his sleeve.
"You can do everything for the benefit of the people, there are many kinds of things, think for yourself."
"Does it count as evidence of finding corrupt officials?"
"Absolutely."
"That's great, I have merit, I can be the royal husband!" Wei Jin burst into tears and laughed, and hugged Nangong Ling happily, "Nangong, thank you, I can be the imperial husband!" ”
"Wait, how can you be the royal husband? You don't think that inviting a little beggar to eat two bowls of rice will benefit the people, right? "Bo Xiling doesn't understand this Wei Jinyi at all, and this style has changed too quickly.
"Doesn't that count?" Wei Jinyi nervously pulled Bo Xiling's sleeve.
Bo Xiling pushed Wei Jinyi away and looked at her with disgust, "If this is counted, then everyone can be the imperial husband." ”
"Hey, Nangong, I'm kidding you. Actually, I got the account book of that bullshit prefect last time. Wei Jin had a snickering smile on his face, and this Nangong Ling was surrounded by himself.
"What!" This time it was Bo Xiling's turn to change his face, and he put on a shocked and incredible expression.
"Oh, oh-" Wei Jinyi hurriedly took it back after taking out the account book, "But let's say it first, you can't rob my things, I know you are also here for this thing, this is the bargaining chip of the imperial husband!" ”
"I'm not that kind of person, why are you robbing your things, I just want to flip through it." Bo Xiling reached out to grab it, but was dodged by Wei Jinyi.
"Really?" Wei Jinyi looked at Bo Xiling with a half-believing expression.
"I don't want to watch it now." Bo Xiling turned her head and left, she didn't want to mess around with this Wei Jinyi.
"Hey, Nangong, I'm joking with you, I'll show it to you!" Bo Xiling turned around and left, Wei Jinyi followed closely and stuffed the ledger into Bo Xiling's arms, and Bo Xiling accepted it.
Back in the rock wall, seeing that there was not much fire left in the fire, Wei Jinyi took a step ahead of Bo Xiling, diligently added the firewood, and said flatteringly, "Nangong, take a good look, can I be the imperial husband after I have this?" ”
Bo Xiling took the account book in Wei Jin's hand and looked at it carefully, not listening to her nonsense and nonsense in her ear.
After reading the account book, Bo Xiling's face changed greatly, this Sima Jian actually filled his pocket with so much money, no wonder the official bank that supported the tsunami disaster in Haizhou City disappeared. also looted the people's fat and people's ointment, embezzlement**. The five horses are not enough to punish him, and he really deserves death.
Bo Xiling's original expression was full of anger, and then she smiled.
Now, with this ledger, I can cure him.
Wei Jinyi looked at Bo Xiling's changing face, and his heart was also nervous.
The words I wanted to ask were all blocked from my lips, and I stayed aside obediently.
"From now on, this ledger will be kept with me. As far as you look like you're hairy, you've disappeared before you enter Beijing. Bo Xiling put the account book into his arms and suppressed Wei Jinyi with an unobjectionable majesty.
"Huh?" I took it like that, no, didn't I say I wouldn't take my things? Wei Jinyi originally wanted to fight for it, but when he saw Bo Xiling's eyes, he was so frightened that he retracted the words on his lips.
"Okay, this matter is decided, let's go ahead and find something to eat."
"Okay," Wei Jinyi nodded reluctantly.
"If you want to be the royal husband, you have to listen to me."
"Why, do you know the Empress?"
"I didn't say that."
"Eh, you said the empress likes men or women."
"I don't know."
"What odds do you think the Empress will like me?"
"Zero."
"Oh, don't hit me!"