096 Who is the most pitiful baby~

At this time, the meme is not yet online, and the Malaga ace is still passing the ball steadily, watching a stupid striker cut in again and again.

The evil Mouris, after a training match in Malaga, almost all the fans like to describe Mouris like to describe it this way.

And Ramos and Ronaldo, who were deeply poisoned by Mouris, were almost moved to tears after the fans finally learned the true face of Murice.

Now you all know, what kind of life they used to live!

Muris, who has a bad stomach, is the most terrible existence in the world!

Murice didn't expect that for the first time in his life, he didn't pit others, but pit himself.

Such a stupid thing, he originally thought that it would never happen to him in his life.

Moreover, the other party is still that stupid striker, IQ arrears, no, there is no such thing as zài IQ at all. When the editing presented all the qiē on the big screen, everyone understood it, and the stupid striker looked confused.

At the end of an hour of training, the white team won by a big score. The losing blue team is responsible for helping the white team wash their underwear and socks.

At this time, a female staff member weakly asked: Is the underwear and socks of the player Muris also washed by the blue team?

Luke jumped over, put it on Murice's shoulder, and said with a grin: "No, even if he wants to help Muris wash, he won't say~"

“……”

Jeremy and Arnau discussed that a few of the staff members would also like to participate in the event, and Arnau readily agreed. Extending the activity just now for ten minutes, running on the court is still very exhausting, and it is good to be able to hold on for ten minutes.

Arnau patted Muurice on the arm before going on the court and told him to take care of the four more, because if he didn't release the water, they might not be able to get the ball.

Muurice nodded, he sent a mid-range ball first, not far from staff Jack, when the ball arrived, he was in a daze, and was preempted by the riveted Luke.

Luke stepped forward and took the ball off with great ease. And as soon as he turned around, he sprinted with cheers and hit the door directly.

Arnau raised the flag and sent Luke off the field,

A stupid striker who managed to score because he got the ball and stood frozen on the spot. Then he pitifully looked back at his teammates who didn't stop him even though they knew he was going to foul.

A scheming dog, afraid that he would steal their limelight, I hope he will leave, woo~

Luke was gone, and the pitch was quiet. But off the field, there is another noisy guy.

"Oh, Murice's ball is so good, it's so obvious, he wants to give it to that chubby staff...... He's running so well, oh my God, he's about to catch up with the ball by looking at how agile his pace is! Oh! The captain also asked Muurice to take care of his new friends before he came on the field, and he was reluctant to lose the fat in his mouth......"

A few staff members listened to the corner of their eyes, and from time to time they squinted at Luke, what if they wanted to plug the mouth of this stupid striker?

"Good chance!" Luke claps! "This ball is sent directly to the foot of the long bamboo pole, and he can touch the ball as soon as he stretches his foot! The action is too slow, too slow, be careful, the captain is out again...... I doubt now that the captain said that before he came on the pitch, it was not for the sake of the four new friends, but for himself...... It turns out that in Malaga, the captain is the biggest scheming dog......"

Luke muttered freely, if these words were heard by the old captain, he would not beat this kid to death! The people in the column group are next to him, he is famous, don't lose this kid's mouth when the time comes.

Muris sent a fifth ball, which fell directly into the arms of staff member Perry. But Perry shuddered, and the ball leaked out of his arms, which was picked up by veteran Fernando.

After he took the ball, he toe it and it was given to the beast, which made another diagonal hook and sent the ball to Camacho's feet. Camacho sent the ball directly to Williston, who was closest to the goal, and Williton hit the goal!

"What a sharp best pass!" A staff member lamented.

"But Muris's behind-the-back pass is the best!" Another staff member answered.

Passing the ball behind his back, he was blindfolded, but he could accurately deliver the ball to the staff again and again. I was afraid that they wouldn't be able to catch it, so I sent the ball directly to their arms.

"I can't believe it, how did he do it?"

"Does he really have the eyes of God—"

They can imagine how excited the fans must have been when they saw it. On the court, every time the Eye of God is mentioned, everyone has more or less questions. It's just that Muris's dynamic vision and vision are stronger than those of a good athlete. But now, people are even blindfolded, how did he do it?

The most common opinion among fans is that Muris not only has great eyes, but also sensitive ears. He could tell who was behind him by the sound of his footsteps and shouts. But such a statement is still too outrageous, the stadium is so big, some voices can't reach his ears at all.

Even if he remembered everyone's position before, but every player can move, how can he send it so accurately?

In response to everyone's questions, Muris just replied lightly: "Good luck." ”

Under the host's questioning, an answer was added, "Grind." ”

A player has such a stunt, it's too late to show off, only he is so "inappropriate".

Genius, it's really jealous.

The director and staff outside the venue can't stand it, it's the four of you who are clamoring to play, so let's be a little stronger. This kind of scum table xiàn, but it will lose the people of the column group! Muris has done this for you, if you want to get the ball from the ace of Malaga, cheer me up, these stupid boys!

These staff members also feel that their cousins are too inferior.

The somewhat shy staff member named Bremi had been waiting for Murice's pass.

He was eager to receive ...... Receiving a pass from Murice, even once!

With that in mind, the ball at Murice's feet sliced through the air in a beautiful arc and flew straight towards Bremy. Brightie's mouth was wide open, looking like a little silly. It wasn't until the ball fell vertically that he tensed his body, jumped hard, and hit his head against the ball......

And this ball was picked up by Jesús Gamis, and when he received the ball, he also gave Bremy a thumbs up and praised him for his good looks.

"Muris...... Jesús Gámez ...... "two of his favorite players," ...... I got a pass from Murice...... Jesús Gamiz also praised me...... I'm so happy......"

"Eh-" Everyone who was kicking the ball saw that Brightie's body was crooked, and the person was about to fall to the ground, so they quickly stopped training. Jesús Gamiz sped up and caught Bremy.

Brightie saw that it was Gamez, who was originally shaky, but this time he was completely dizzy.

"Gamès, you're so popular."

Gamiz blushed a little and waved his hand, "No, he received a pass from Muris......"

Bremi fainted, and the shoot was largely over. While they were eating at noon, they patronized the canteen in Malaga. The meals prepared for the athletes in the cafeteria are very rich, nutritious and appetizing, and what the camera crew paid the most attention to was the preference of the Malaga ace for bananas.

According to Malaga's teammates, Muris can calmly solve three bunches of bananas in five minutes. Usually before you can react, the orangutan has already completed his predatory activity. Every time he has a certain amount of training, he will prepare bananas in between competitions. Not just for the fastest replenishment of the body, but also because among so many fruits, bananas are the most favored by this genius ace.

This is known to the fans, and the interesting thing comes. Old Muris's flavor shop receives many gifts from fans every day. Sometimes, bananas fill several tables, and the elder Muris can't bear to waste or sell the fans' thoughts. I shared these bananas with the neighbors and fans who stayed at the flavor shop, and asked them to take some back if they couldn't finish eating, which was very intimate.

Some fans are afraid that the banana will spoil, and Muris will not be able to eat it and use it. I also bought a lot of cute banana toys, as well as cute banana pillows, banana cushions, and a banana boat like Muris.

This strange and kawaii painting style is undoubtedly a thunderbolt for Murice. And the elder Muris said to his precious son that this is all the fans' hearts, and he must laugh at it.

As a result, the inhabitants of the small town of Malaga often see their genius stupidly carrying a series of banana products to his small apartment.

Knowing what was going on, he smiled and stepped forward to joke with their favorite in Malaga: "Chena, you like bananas so much, go to your uncle another day to get more and eat them back." These can only be seen, not eaten, should Chena still sleep with them? ”

Someone else said, "Chena is still a child, and she still plays with banana toys when she is old." When my son was eight years old, he said goodbye to the duckling banana boat~"

Muris stayed where he was every time, looking at the smiling uncles with a smile on his face, and had to go back.

When his small apartment was stuffed with these banana products, Murice's whole style of painting was completely distorted in front of the fans.

Especially when the bored Ramos posted a photo of his apartment on Facebook, many fans were even more convinced that there was a child side in Muris.

A man who is strong and calm but loves all things related to bananas, so warm and cute!

And those bigwigs of Real Madrid, when watching Muris's games in the future, always remember to bring a few bunches of bananas, which are still the freshest and sweetest.

Real Madrid, these people, everyone is not surprised, good friends and buddies. But when Messi, in a friendly match, handed two bunches of bananas to Malaga ace, countless people were embarrassed.

They didn't immediately participate in the recording after the pre-shooting.

In terms of schedule, the column team postponed the program in Malaga by one week. In order to meet the requirements of the Malaga club, many projects and links had to be adjusted.

The reality show "Big Coffee is Coming" is different from many domestic reality shows, not recording first and then broadcasting, but adopting a direct recording and live broadcast mode, presenting the most real side of sports celebrities in an all-round way.

After the players are introduced, you'll be in front of the camera for the next 90 minutes. Play with the hosts and go crazy together.

This kind of live reality show without any moisture and adulteration has created a precedent for many variety shows, and it tests the skills of the host and guests very much.

There are big-name athletes who accidentally exploded in the show, or in close contact with young models, they almost went off the fire and faked the show. It's a bit embarrassing, but it's a gimmick.

This is also the reason why this program, after the first episode was broadcast, quickly became popular and was sought after by countless audiences.

Since then, many TV stations have also followed suit of this reality show, although it is not as popular as "The Big Coffee is Coming", but they have also responded enthusiastically and earned people's attention.

Muris, who is instinctively afraid of the camera, has also become a hidden danger that the column team is most worried about. After the director went back, he urgently mobilized the camera crew and screenwriters to change the script and cancel the plan. In any case, the audience must not be allowed to see a Malaga ace who has been stiff in front of the camera for 90 minutes.

During this period, the match between Malaga and Osasuna in the 27th round of La Liga was played at the Rose Garden Stadium.

In the eighth round of the league, Malaga and Osasuna have already played each other at the El Sardar Stadium. In the first half, Osasuna's forward line blossomed collectively and poured a Malaga 3:0. In the second half, Muurice came on and at the end of the game, not only recovered the score, but also created a last-minute stunner.

At that time, Muris, although he broke into everyone's attention with absolute strength, was still very young. It wasn't until that game that Mouris began to get the approval of the Malaga players.

Because Muurice not only helped them turn the game around, but after that game, he also said the most touching words to them: "Do you need a reason to believe in your teammates?" ”

That scene seemed to have passed for a long time, and it seemed as if it happened yesterday. Before you know it, Malaga has come here, from the bottom team of La Liga, to become the biggest dark horse in La Liga.

Playing against Osasuna again, it was like going through a cycle.

In this game, Malaga won without any suspense, taking three points at home to their own home.

Because of Mouris's rise in La Liga, he has become the number one target for opponents. In this game, Osasuna's side carried out their plan to keep an eye on Muris from beginning to end.

Muris also did not mean to play frequently, and the only two constructive actions were in the 26th minute of the first half, Osasuna created a great chance, and seeing that he was about to tie the score, Mouris, who was closely watched, miraculously got rid of Osasuna's defense.

A beautiful tackle that changed hands, followed by his best locator's long ball that sent a cannonball into Osasuna's midfield.

Another time, in the sixteenth minute of the second half, the team attacked a little hard. After Muris took the ball, he handed it to Enzo Maresca, who is known for his cautious style of play and steady footwork.

Although Malaga didn't score this goal in the end, the ace's ability to control the team's offensive rhythm was more effective.

In previous games, if Murice wanted to calm down a few hot-headed strikers up front, he would have had to return the ball with his foot in the air. Now, two crosses within five yards will be able to make the guys who are running for fun converge.

The deterrent power of the ace can be seen.

On the TV station, in order to appease the fans' anticipation and eagerness, they specially came to the tidbits to warm up the show in advance.

This tidbit is also considered by many people to be more popular than the official show, because this only five-minute tidbit has created the Muris emoji that has swept the world.

While Muris was still asleep, the phone and cell phone rang nonstop.

Pick up the phone with one hand and pick up the phone with the other. The call was from Chris, and the phone was from Luke.

Mr. Ninety Million chattered excitedly over there for more than twenty minutes, but Muris still didn't understand what he was talking about.

He first complained about Muris's cell phone, how no one always answered. Fortunately, he was smart enough to remember to call his apartment.

This phone number was known only to a few of them, and the last time he dialed the apartment number. Because Mouris's cell phone is always muted, most of the phone's storage zài is a decoration, unless the Malaga ace thinks that the call must be answered.

In general, Kaka's phone call must be answered. Ramos's can be answered or not, and Ronaldo's can hang up directly when he sees the caller ID, and it is best to turn off the phone.

Once again, it turned out that he should have thrown the phone in the first place.

Ronaldo was stupidly happy, he was waiting for Muris to be on the show, but he didn't expect it to come so quickly. It's Muris, it's all one step ahead of others. Five minutes of tidbits can poke out such a big basket, and you can make such a lethal emoji in the warm-up of the variety show debut. It is worthy of being called the first day of La Liga, a character with ghostly speed such as the devil's jump.

Ha ha! It was this step that was too hard and too fast, and accidentally flashed the fox's old waist.

that thou mayest be evil! Call you cunning! Now I'm confused!

Muris never knew before that this IQ arrears and stupid and powerful Cristiano Ronaldo had such a good eloquence, and he said that the best and most speechless words he used in his life were all complaining about him.

Every time he is in a hurry, he will only emphasize "I am the best Cristiano Ronaldo in football today", and his mouth skills can be imagined not very good.

Seeing that there were twenty minutes left, and he couldn't have heard what was going on from his mouth, Muurice put the phone aside and returned to his room with the phone himself.

On the other end of the phone, Ronaldo still spoke energetically. Not only are athletes abundant, but their lung capacity is also amazing. The voice is not small, and the laughter is constant. completely ignored Muris, and laughed at how quickly Muris's memes became popular in this short night.

Why would he know?

Of course, it was the passionate fans, Amway showed them. Ronaldo didn't understand what was going on at first, and when he saw that his Facebook and Twitter were all about Murice's little smirk. A little bit of today's nightly news will tell you what's going on.

Looking back at Mouris's meme, Ronaldo raised a bad smile like Muris, but the amplitude was much larger.

He opened his big hand and grabbed it fiercely: "Finally caught, you cunning fox!" ”

He remembered that every time he met with Murice, the vice-team would always ask them in wonder: Chris, Ricardo, do you think little Muris is laughing?

At that time, Ronaldo's answer was always the same: where will the poker face laugh, you think too much, vice team.

Ricardo just smiled and shook his head when the deputy team looked over.

The vice-team was puzzled and insisted that Muris had a laugh.

And Ronaldo began to think that the Malaga ace was smiling, thanks to the hundreds of football live competitions he watched.

Among these, Muris is invariably shaped into the strongest brain, synonymous with black-bellied, cunning and affectionate. And he and the deputy team became stupid, and they exploded and jumped at every turn.

The most common depiction is the cunning Murice, watching them sell cuteness and stupidity, and the corners of their mouths are curled in places that others can't see.

These brainwashes are so thorough that every time Ronaldo recalls his past contact with Mouris, he feels like there is a cunning old fox snickering behind his back.

Thinking deeply, it's still a little creepy.

Later, he began to capture Muris's laughter. The old fox disguised it better than anyone else, and he often forgot about it in the chat, so that until now, he has not succeeded in catching it.

It wasn't until the photographer completely recorded a set of shots of his evil smile, this elusive but real smile drifting in the wind, that he was completely held in their hands!

After seeing this set of evil smile memes, the deputy team jumped several times. "That's it, that's it! The smile I felt, this is it! ”

Ricardo smiled brightly, and this familiar look made Mr. Ninety million realize that Ricardo had known that Muris was laughing.

Ricardo was sure that the vice-team was convinced that his instincts were not wrong, and only he foolishly decided that Muris was a poker face.

Ricardo, he was more careless than he admitted. But the vice team, if you want the proud and narcissistic 90 million, to admit that he is stupid than this vice team that is so stupid that countless fans shout that they want to go against CP and lose all the masculinity, he is obviously not happy.

I've heard that the stupidest person has a super sixth sense, and from this point of view, it's not surprising that the deputy team can feel it.

In the same way, the vice team is stupider than him.

Ronaldo once again regained his self-confidence with his magical brain circuit.

Muris, who received Luke's call, quickly turned on the computer, and after seeing the meme he had passed to him, the phone in his hand fell to the ground.

Muris stood stiffly in the room, becoming an ice sculpture that shattered at the touch of ......

In the living room, Ronaldo on the other end of the phone was still spitting and saying that Muris's strongest brain was no better than a camera, and the old fox who was good at scheming couldn't hide the yellow finches behind the camera with a bad stomach.

Finally, he began to ask Muris if he used to laugh at them like this when he was with them before. It's so bad, next time he dares to laugh, he'll close the door and put on emojis!

After talking for more than half an hour, Mr. 90 million was also tired.

Tell Muurice that he hung up, just finished his workout, took a shower and was ready to sleep. suddenly remembered that on the other end of the phone, it had been thirty minutes, and I hadn't heard Muris's voice......

Ramos, on the other side, glared at his phone. Which son of a bitch, when the mobile phone couldn't get through, he dialed for forty minutes in a row, trying to laugh at little Murice, but the line was occupied for forty minutes!

Real Madrid's vice-captain is not so idle every day!

Mr. 90 million finally hung up the phone, and Kaka immediately dialed in again. He was lucky, he just took a shower, tried twice, and immediately got through.

Make a call to greet your little one before bedtime.

And Ramos, after a burst of anger, joke little Muris still has the upper hand. But after just such a short period of time, Kaka took the lead.

The phone was not answered for a long time, but Kaka did not hang up.

For a person like Muris, who hides all his secrets and calculations in his heart, it is unacceptable to be exposed to everyone's inner world in front of everyone.

Moreover, it will feel fearful.

He can imagine that the child will change from camera phobia to lens cancer in the future.

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(Quack, who is the most pitiful baby in this article?) ）