Yu Que has failed very much!

It's been a year and a half since I graduated from college, but I still haven't found a job. To be reasonable, a college student from the Second Normal School will not be unable to find a job.

Don't say it, Yu Vacant is such a college student who can't find a job for a year and a half after graduation. Why?

Physical work is not good, the body is too poor!

The service industry is not good, the appearance is off the charts, it is low to the table!

Sales can't work, the mouth won't speak!

If you can't teach, you can't pass the exam!

Who is to blame for all this?

Blame the nutrition when I was a child? When I was a child, there were many people who couldn't keep up with nutrition, why did others live so nourishingly?

Blame Mom and Dad didn't give birth to you well? Look at who is that Wai Baba, people......

Blame the school for not teaching well? Think about it yourself, how many classes did you take in college! Count the number of classes you didn't use your phone in class!

"Exam, exam, exam, what kind of chicken feathers are you going to take the exam! You can't even get into the interview for a special post teacher, and you still want to go to graduate school? Find a relationship? You can't even get into the re-examination, what kind of relationship can I find for you? I just want to give this money, but I don't know which one to give it to! I, a person who has only studied in the fifth grade, knows that the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression has only been fought for eight years!"

Yu Que was silent, he didn't know how to answer, his father's words were reasonable.

Yu Que ate the rice in the bowl, he didn't realize that he hadn't picked up vegetables for a long time, maybe he wasn't qualified to pick up vegetables. To clip is also a vegetarian dish, clip on the edge of the plate. It's good that the old people allow you to stretch your chopsticks, but you still want to eat meat?

To be precise, Yu Que positions himself as a "waste". My status as a college graduate is probably thanks to the great expansion of enrollment. He clearly knows that he is a British college student who relied on the teacher's release to get his graduation certificate, why the teacher would release the water, because of that, the graduation rate reflects the quality of professional teaching.

"Oh, don't talk about Yu Yu like that. Xiao Que is a scholar, and if he holds a pen, you just let him take the test. They are living like elephants...... What are the elephants? Oh! The dolls in the ivory tower, just step into society. Look at us, our grades in school were so bad before, and we just came out to cut vegetables for others, and it was only 1,800 yuan a month. Now that I am a manager, I have more than 10,000 yuan a month, which is not much, and after deducting those insurances, it is only more than 9,000 points. Yu Que's aunt said.

Yu Que didn't dare to speak, because every move of the waste was wrong. Even if it's a breath in and out.

Yu Que didn't dare to stop the chopsticks, if he stopped, it would give people a feeling of dissatisfaction. Hmph, a waste, what else do you dare to say?

In the past year or so, the only skill Yu Que has learned is probably to endure.

He can resist not spending a penny of pocket money, aha, such a big person, where is he embarrassed to ask for pocket money?

He can hold back and do the housework without saying a word,

He could resist not refuting a word, even if it was bloody ridicule and insults.

Because, he has lost his dignity and abandoned his personality.

Live without a purpose, like the walking dead;

Live without motivation, like pigs in captivity.

Niu Huateng rides a bicycle, and you ride a bicycle, it's not the same thing......

Niu Yun eats instant noodles, and it won't be a matter of eating instant noodles with you......

The mineral water that Niu Sicong drinks tastes really different from the mineral water you drink......

Salted fish is salted fish!

That's right, Yu Que is a salted fish, a salted fish that can never turn over.

He may not be a man, no matter how beautiful and sexy the stunner is in front of him, he will not react. It's just a waste, why do you react. Waste, only with your hands!

Yu Que had a good grasp of the speed at which he ate, and he and his slowest eating relative dropped their chopsticks almost at the same time. Eating too fast, you don't know what to do when you get off the table, sitting stupidly? Eating too slowly, you can't find your job, even if you can't find it, you still eat so slowly?

When the enthusiastic relatives got off the table and went to the living room to watch TV, Yu Que immediately began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks. Yu Que's technique of brushing dishes is excellent, and he can brush the dishes shiny, which is probably the skill he thinks he is most satisfied with.

"Look, day by day, you know how to wash dishes, what is the reason for washing dishes so cleanly......"

Obviously, Yu Que could clearly hear the conversation in the living room, because the speaker had not thought about lowering his voice at all. He only paused, still brushing the dishes as carefully as if they were a great project. Seeing the dishes and chopsticks that were cleanly washed, his eyes shone with a rare light. In this life, there must always be a sense of accomplishment, even if it is just a little bit.

After washing, Yu Que returned to his room. This room was his whole world, dark but quiet.

"You see, I am locked in the house for a day, and I don't know how to get out!"

Yu Que is such a person who has low self-esteem and is afraid to go out.

It doesn't matter if you're short, as long as you're rich;

It doesn't matter if you're ugly, as long as you're rich;

It doesn't matter if you're poor, you can work hard slowly, and you'll get rich slowly.

Yu has no money! He will not slowly become rich! Because he doesn't even have the idea of working hard! He is such a self-defeating and hopeless garbage. Many times, he thought about ending his life.

"It's really boring to live like this. ”

Smelling the faint musty smell from the pillow, Yu Que didn't think about life for too long, and soon fell asleep.

The next day, Yu Que woke up early, and he didn't notice that the pillow was full of tears. "Woman?haha...... Yu Que, you're stupid, haha......"

Yu Que had breakfast, and brushed the bowls clean and stacked them neatly as usual. He carried the old schoolbag he carried when he was in college, and said to his parents: "Dad, Mom, I have found a job, no matter what job, I will do it." I'm gone, you guys take care of yourselves. "He didn't get his teaching certificate, not even his graduation certificate or degree certificate.

"How many days do you think he stayed?" the only response.

Yu Que turned around and walked in the direction of the station. Today, he looks more energetic, but his lonely back still looks a little desolate.

"Eh, college student, where are you going today?" the old driver asked, recognizing Yu Que. Yu Que is very famous in this town. Basically everyone knows that there is a college student who stays at home every day and hasn't found a job for a year and a half.

Yu Que opened Alipay on his mobile phone, paid the fare with Huabei, and did not reply. Forty-five yuan, this is the fare to go to the provincial capital Shudu in the off-season. He closed his eyes and listened to the crowd.

"You see, he's the college student who hasn't found a job for a year and a half. Didn't you get good grades before?"

"You know what, some college students nowadays are just messing around. I know how to play games and fall in love. What's the use of reading it that way?"

"See, don't learn from him when you go to college in the future, don't be a waste. ”

"Got it, how could I be like him!"

The old driver set off, Yu Que didn't look back, and his dry eyes were filled with tears: "The child is not filial." ”

Three hours later, Yu Vacant, Shu Capital.

Yu Que didn't immediately look for a job, he was lang, in this huge city, lang.

Two hours later, Yu Que traveled from the North Gate Bus Station to Chunxi Road. Standing outside the shop window, Yu Que stared at those delicate and fashionable clothes, trying them on in his mind. When I was doing my internship, I would have been very handsome if I wore these clothes.

Yu Que stood there in a daze, and the beautiful clerk at the door looked at him with contempt, this is undoubtedly a poor man.

Strangers come and go past him, and there are unintelligible but popular Korean songs coming to his ears, and every few seconds, a couple will pass by.

"This man is sick, isn't it? It's a shame to stand here and watch all the time when you can't afford it. A girl held hands and said to her boyfriend.

"Yes, at first glance, you can tell that he is an uneducated person, and he may not know how expensive CK is...... Let's go, maybe it's a psychopath!"

However, among the pedestrians who come and go, how many can easily afford it. While laughing at others, the sad thing is that they don't even dare to look at it for too long. I just glanced at it to prove that I just thought the clothes were ok, but not for me. But if you keep staring at it, you'll expose the fact that you can't afford it.

The remnants continued to wander aimlessly.

The barbecue grill on the side of the road gives off an enticing smell. The roasted wings of Orleans are definitely better than the roasted wings of the local chicken.

“Pe

ta kill! Congratulations to the players for getting five kills in the qualifying round, and a special reward of 500 yuan for the Internet fee! "It's going to be nice to surf the Internet in that richly decorated Internet café.

Slowly, night falls. I was so hungry, Yu Que found a noodle restaurant, and it was also Alipay Huabei payment, and he comfortably ate a big bowl of noodles for ten yuan. I didn't expect that in such a bustling city center, you can eat food that is not too expensive.

Yu Fan is looking for a cheap Internet café in a small alley, he is not in a hurry, because the timer usually starts at eleven o'clock all night, and if he goes too early, he will spend a few yuan more, anyway, he just charges his mobile phone and sleeps.

Passing by an alley.

"Little brother, here, are you looking for a little sister?" Following the voice, Yu Que saw a sexy woman in black stockings standing vaguely under the faint red billboard. Where he went to college, he called such women "blackfoot".

"Oh, no, I didn't bring any money. Yu Que answered.

"A few dozen yuan is enough, you can pay for Huabei. Come on, they're all part-time college students nearby, you can come and see, and if you're not satisfied, you'll just leave. ”

"Dozens of dollars? Still a college student? Hehe! A woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost. Yu Que said secretly in his heart.

If you don't like it, it's fake. Yu Que also wanted to vent his depression for more than a year. But he also knows that a few dozen dollars of goods is definitely not a good product. Forget it, it doesn't matter, it's not all the same when the lights are turned off. At least, people will do good things when they take the money, at least, they won't talk to you about feelings.

"You come in first. ”

Yu Que was pulled into the alley by a sexy woman. He'd seen the news before, fairy jumps, fake rounds or something. But for Yu Quan, I'm a salted fish, a salted fish that is free and has nothing, what are I afraid of?

The light in the room was very dim, and Yu Que's eyes had not yet adjusted, and with a "bang", the stick hit the back of his head, and Yu Que fainted.

Forty dollars want to be with a college student? I'm afraid you're living in a dream!

"Turn on the lights!" a haughty woman's voice rang out.

"Yes, Sister Hong. In an instant, the lights turned on. There were several doctors in white hangers standing in the room, and there was also an operating table that looked high-end.

Yu Que was carried to the operating table, naked, and someone was taking his blood for testing.

After a few minutes, "Sister Hong......" a man said to Sister Hong with a test sheet.

"Hmm...... Not bad. Sister Hong took the list and said. Turning to look at Yu Que, even if it was the well-informed Sister Hong, her eyes stayed on Yu Que's extraordinary. But just a second later, Sister Hong took out her mobile phone and made a few calls.

"Hey, Mr. Wang. Sister Hong said lightly.

"Young people. ”

"Man!"

"The old lady doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you! ”

"If you want it, my sister Hong, what is the price?"

"The old rule, one point minus one point for one hundred million," Sister Hong replied coldly.

"It's too expensive, isn't it?

"It's too expensive? If you don't want to, I think someone will. Bye. ”

Before Sister Hong could make a call, Mr. Wang immediately called her back.

"Oh, my sister, let's discuss it again, they are all businessmen, do you say yes. Mr. Wang said flatteringly.

"Now, 200 million, a lot of money!" Sister Hong's tone didn't want to bargain with Mr. Wang at all.

"Don't don't, my own sister! You spare me, my money is all on the goods, and I can't pull it out!"

"Hehe, Mr. Wang, I'm sorry, now it's three hundred million. If Mr. Wang is willing, he will remit the money to my account, and within three minutes, I will keep it for Mr. Wang. ”

"What are I talking about, why am I talking so much, I'm going to die!" Mr. Wang hung up the phone, slapped himself, and slammed the phone and said. Immediately, the drawer was opened, and I saw that the drawer was full of the latest iPho

e mobile phone. He took a mobile phone at random and made a call: "The previous account, immediately, immediately send me 300 million." ”

In fact, Yu Que did not faint, and when he did not have the ability to fight back, it was the best way to stay unconscious and find an appropriate opportunity to escape. Moreover, Yu Que didn't think about resisting in the first place. Who knows, what's going on in your heart?

Hahaha, someone actually took a fancy to me? I still have 300 million? What's wrong with this world? Hey! It's shocking! I feel like my life has reached the peak! It's as if my life has reached **!

The "ding" short message arrived, and 300 million yuan was recorded. Sister Hong glanced at it, handed the phone to the assistant next to her, and said, "Follow this list." It must be credited to the account within three minutes, as long as you bargain, you can add 100 million immediately, understand?"

"Understood, Sister Hong, I'll do it. The assistant took the list and bowed deeply to Sister Hong.

However, at this time, Yu Que saw that the list was written on it......

Heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys......

That's it, let's make the best use of things, and the rest of the gap has returned to its usual mood. What was going on in his heart? Who knows? You know what?

"Get it to my room. ”

"Yes, Sister Hong. The two big men carefully carried Yu Que to the chair next to the bed in Sister Hong's room.

I saw Sister Hong turn on an antique gramophone, light the candle, turn off the light, and then patted Yu Que: "It's time to wake up." ”

"Have you ever been in love?" asked Sister Hong, cocking her feet in black stockings. (I'm sorry, but I can't describe it specifically, so please make up for it yourself.) ）

"Talked. Yu Que replied. Yu Que carefully observed Sister Hong, in the dim candlelight, the more Sister Hong looked, the more beautiful she looked, the more charming she looked, and the more she looked at it, the more charming she became. Yu Que's eyes wandered with traces of confusion.

"Virgin?"

"Yes. Just two words.

"It's a little interesting, there are not many people who are still in love and virgin in these years, especially men. Well, you don't have to talk. What about you, Sister Hong, and I, are different from other women. I don't want love, but I want a child. ”

Sister Hong took off her shoes and hooked her chin with her toes. He looked at Yu Que as if he were examining his prey.

"So, tonight, you're mine. ”

Yu Que climbed into bed.

800 words are omitted here!

Afterwards, Yu Que put his right hand around Sister Hong, touched Sister Hong's head with his left hand and said, "I'll die." ”

"You know?" said Sister Hong, looking up.

"I knew I wouldn't be able to escape. ”

"Oh, so you're asking me to let you go?" Sister Hong's hand was still wandering.

"It's just a different form of existence in nature. As the old saying goes, when the peony flower dies, it is also romantic to be a ghost. ”

"Oh?" Sister Hong looked at Yu Que with interest: "It's a little interesting...... Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"

"Ah...... I want to think about it, can I ask Sister Hong to help me return my Alipay Huabei?"

"That's it, for your sake, and as compensation, I'll send money to your parents every month. ”

"I'm sorry to trouble Sister Hong, I hope Sister Hong can make the best use of it, and the things on her body can be arranged, so I will arrange it. ”

"It's the first time I've seen someone like you. Sister Hong used her index finger to pry open Yu Que's mouth, and with her other hand, she drew a circle on a certain point on Yu Que's chest and said, "I will give you a baby." ”

"It sounds like a good deal, so please ask Sister Hong to sit up and move by yourself. ”

"It's better to be respectful than to obey ......"

88,888 words are omitted here!

The next day, Sister Hong took Yu Que to visit the entire Chunxi Road, and Yu Que felt as if she was in love and very happy. This is the happiest day he has laughed and lived the happiest day in more than a year.

Even, in the fitting room of a famous clothing store, they wrote an eight-hundred-word essay and recorded a video.

In the evening, before going to the operating table, Yu Que and Sister Hong came with 800 words.

Yu Que obediently lay on the operating table, waiting for the moment when the anesthetic was injected into his body.

The surrounding doctors and nurses all gasped, what kind of ecstasy did this Nima Hong perform, so that a person could obediently be a lamb to the slaughter.

"Excuse me. ”

Harmony 800 words.

Afterwards, Sister Hong carried Yu Que's body to a deep mountain and old forest.

Firewood was piled up.

"I'll do something. Sister Hong took the torch and threw it towards the firewood.

That day, the wind was very strong and the fire was very strong, and Sister Hong touched her stomach to bid farewell to the remainder.

Yu Que walked peacefully.