Chapter 5: Feel the fear of netizen wisdom!
Wen Ya walked slowly onto the stage, like a fairy, noble and holy, bowing slightly, her lips lightly opened.
A tactful and crisp voice came, "The next thing is the assessment, but I'm going to change the rules a little next." ”
"Change the rules?"
"What rules? Isn't it necessary to make the assessment a little more difficult? ”
"Do you think it's possible?"
There was a discussion in the crowd, and then Ma Mian stood up, bowed to Wen Ya on the stage and hugged his fists: "Dare to ask Miss Ya what rules she has modified?"
Wen Ya glanced at him lightly and said, "This time, only four people can participate in the assessment!"
"What?"
"Four people?"
"That's too little, isn't it?"
"Yes, usually everyone present can participate, why is there a limit to the number of people. ”
Voices of dissatisfaction came from the people, who had come for the final assessment, and as a result, the number of people was limited.
There are 180 people present, only four people are too few, and many of these people are lucky, in case they pass by themselves, but now they are not even allowed to step on the shit, woo woo.
Wen Ya looked at the noisy crowd below, her brows furrowed slightly, as if she didn't like it.
Seeing this, Li Qinghang, who was on the side, hurriedly stood up, turned to the dantian, turned to the crowd behind him and said: "Don't say much, Miss Qianya's move must have her deep meaning, you are so noisy, don't you let Miss Qianya see a joke." ”
The sound mixed with vitality reached everyone's ears.
The crowd suddenly fell silent, and thought to themselves, yes, ask Fairy Ya what a wonderful person she is, her move must have a deeper meaning.
For a moment, people were ashamed of what they had just done.
Zhang Chen took a look, Sister Ni, what's the situation, what the hell are your expressions of shame, is it so charming?
Li Qinghang smiled with satisfaction, turned to Wenya and said: "Miss Wenya, there must be a reason for you to only choose four people this time, is it to inspire everyone to study hard, let us all work harder to climb up, so that our lives are more brilliant, Miss Wenya is so grateful for thinking so much about us." Contemptible admiration!"
Then he bowed to the stage.
Ma Mian glanced at Li Qinghang dissatisfied, and said in his heart, "Grass, let this kid take the lead, how can it be his turn to be in the limelight." If this makes Miss Wenya change her opinion of him, hum!"
Zhang Chen also looked at him speechlessly, this is too good at slapping sycophants, sycophants possessed by the body.
The people in the audience were even more embarrassed, and hurriedly bowed deeply to Wen Ya on the stage.
"Damn, it's hopeless. Zhang Chen looked at this scene and shook his head.
Seeing that the crowd was quiet, Wen Ya on the stage said lightly to Li Qinghang: "That's right, I do have a reason for doing this." ”
"Miss Qaya is really a fairy sent by heaven to save us. ”
"Yes, Miss Wenya is the guiding light of our life. ”
The audience praised everyone.
"I'm only going to pick four people this time because..." Wen Ya paused and swept the crowd in the audience.
"I'm not happy, and you're so noisy. ”
...........
The scene suddenly fell silent.
A flock of crows flew over people's heads.
Out of sorts. It's too noisy.
The six big characters hit deeply in people's hearts, and Li Qinghang's eyes were even more round, looking at Wenya incredulously.
Nima, I bragged about you on this trumpet, and I almost described you as a saint who sacrificed himself for others and cared about the world, and then replied that I was not happy, and it was too noisy six big words.
The crowd came back to their senses, their old faces flushed, and then they all looked at Li Qinghang.
looked at Li Qinghang like a fool, and scolded him countless times in his heart.
At this time, Li Qinghang was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and Tai Nima was embarrassed.
Zhang Chen, who was next to him, looked at Li Qinghang with an embarrassed expression that was about to laugh, and said, "Brother Li!"
Ma Mian laughed even more, and said to Li Qinghang: "Admire, admire." Brother Li has such a unique understanding of the foundation, he is losing. ”
Silly, let you slap the sycophants and shoot the steel nails.
Wen Ya looked around for a week and stopped talking.
Seeing this, Ma Mian asked them to choose four people by themselves.
stood up immediately and said domineeringly: "I occupy a place in the horse face, who has an opinion?"
People in the audience, look at me, I look at you, I didn't make a sound, I didn't dare to offend!
Li Qinghang swept away the embarrassing decline just now at this time, and said in high spirits: "I, Li Qinghang, occupy a place, who has an opinion?"
People in the audience, look at me, I look at you, I didn't make a sound, and I didn't dare to offend!
Another young man stood up and said domineeringly: "I, Zhao Rihao, occupy a place, who has an opinion?"
People in the audience, look at me, I look at you, I didn't make a sound, I still don't dare to offend!
Zhang Chen's blood boiled, and hundreds of people who were pressed by this person did not dare to speak, and they were domineering.
stood up, turned to face everyone, put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly, and said with a momentum that looked at the world: "I, Zhang Chen, occupy a place, who has an opinion?"
The audience was silent.
Zhang Chen looked at everyone's reactions and nodded slightly, very satisfied.
People in the audience, you look at me, I look at you, you didn't make a sound, and you didn't dare to .....?
Wait a minute?
Who is this girl? So arrogant, the rest of the people are arrogant, people have arrogant skills, you don't even know each other, you dare to be so rampant, want to die!
In the background, a dancer stroked her forehead and said, "He is still so narcissistic, a mortal dares to be so rampant, he will not be killed." ”
This person is one of the young ladies who had an in-depth discussion with Zhang Chen before, and when he was okay after the performance, he just wanted to find Zhang Chen, but he found that he was actually below, and he was competing for a place with everyone, I'm afraid he is not mentally retarded.
Zhang Chen was just about to sit down when a voice came
"Who are you, so rampant. ”
"yes, why do you occupy a spot. ”
"I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi. ”
"The other three sons have the strength, and if they have literary talents to occupy the quota, forget it, what are you?"
Nima, this plot is not right. Before, the three of them said that they occupied the quota, and you didn't even dare to put a fart, and I said I wanted one, so I was fucking angry.
"Why can't I occupy a place, although I am a mortal, but my literary style is comparable to Tang Yin's existence, do you understand?"
Zhang Chen directly fought against the 'group of Confucians'.
The two sides were at a stalemate, and at the same time looked at Wen Ya on the stage, meaning to let her make a choice.
Wen Ya glanced at Zhang Chen lightly, and said, "You can solve it by yourself, and if you can't choose within five minutes, you will be regarded as giving up." Then he said no more
"Although I can't compare to the cultivation of the other three sons, my literary talent is comparable to that of the three sons, and this place should be mine. One of them shouted.
"you, my cultivation is second only to the three sons, and I don't accept to speak with my fists. The other retorted.
The crowd spoke one after another, arguing.
Zhang Chen glanced at it, stood on the chair, and said loudly: "Quiet, since this is a literary competition, I have a way, I can't distinguish it if I quarrel like this, otherwise, I will come up with a question, whoever can answer it will occupy the last place, if you can't answer it, then I'm sorry, I want this place." ”
People looked at Zhang Chen one after another, and one of them said disdainfully: "What, you're going to compete with me?"
Zhang Chen shook his head slightly, and said with a contemptuous smile on the corner of his mouth: "No, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I mean everyone here is rubbish!"
The audience was silent, and then countless angry scoldings came, and even Wen Ya on the stage looked at Zhang Chen.
I don't know where he got the courage to challenge a hundred people, although for her, the following hundred people add up to just a younger brother, but Zhang Chen herself still knows something, she found Zhang Chen in a coma in the backyard. In addition, Zhang Chen and Xiaozi's conversation is also clear to him, and his evaluation is that he is extremely narcissistic and his face is thicker than the ground, so he dares to speak so wildly, for fear that he will be beaten to death.
"Why? Don't you dare? A bunch of people don't dare to take on my challenge? Zhang Chen continued to mock, only by angering them all can he implement the next plan.
I just learned from Li Qinghang's mouth that Wen Ya's strength is fiercer than his father, no wonder no one dares to make trouble.
According to him, Wen Ya should have come from a higher region, and if he wants to know more about the world, just ask her.
First of all, you have to stand out and let her notice herself, and this assessment is a good opportunity. However, he competed with hundreds of them for a place, and the normal competition must not be compared, so he had to find another way.
"Don't you dare, we're afraid of you, a hairy boy, so let's let the horses come. ”
"That is, a boy who has no name,"
"It's so rampant for you, boy, I'll let you know why the flowers are so red in a moment"
The crowd rushed to the battle.
"Okay, then it's settled, don't regret it for a while. Zhang Chen took the opportunity to hurriedly say
"Excuse me, boy, don't say I didn't give you a chance. ”
Hehe.
Come out! The wisdom of hundreds of millions of netizens!
Zhang Chen coughed twice, held something similar to a hammer in his hand, and knocked on the table: "Please listen to the question." ”
"Excuse me, a man took ten bricks and flew in the sky, and one fell down, how many more did he have? The hammer in Zhang Chen's hand pointed forward.
What the hell is this Nima? That's the problem?
For a while, everyone didn't speak, thinking that he was insulting himself.
"What, no one knows?" Zhang Chen looked around for a week.
"Hmph, are you insulting us? Is this a problem?" said one of them angrily.
"No, that's my problem. ”
"Obviously, there are nine pieces left, so don't you insult us with such a question?" replied the other.
But that's just the first question, so listen carefully. ”
Everyone shook their heads, and said in their hearts, what kind of mentally handicapped question, I will answer you eight hundred questions in this minute.
Let the horses come!
"How many steps do you take to put the elephant in a wooden box?" Zhang Chen specially changed it to a wooden box in order to prevent them from knowing what the refrigerator was.
"What kind of paper problem is this, which needs to take into account the strength of the elephant and the size of the wooden box, who knows?" one of them analyzed.
"Oh, yes, you know what?"
"Of course, there are three steps, the first step is to open the wooden box, the second step is to put the elephant in it, and the third step is to close the wooden box. Zhang Chen replied with a head of the head.
..........
People were stunned, what is this Nima? Even Qian Ya looked at Zhang Chen in surprise, but he didn't expect this answer.
"How's it going? Does it count me winning? Accept and concede, and this last spot will be mine. Zhang Chen arched his hand.
"I've never seen anyone so brazen. One of them looked at Zhang Chen angrily and said.
"How can that be considered a problem? Besides, we answered the first question, so it stands to reason that you still lost. The first to answer retorted.
"Why isn't it a problem, you don't blame me for the sharp turn of your brains. Zhang Chen directly put a map cannon.
The corners of Wen Ya's mouth twitched without a trace, this is scolding herself.
"No, this is also a problem?" everyone opened their mouths to accuse Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen sighed when he saw this, and said in his heart, he still wanted to ask the next series of questions, but since this is the case, then don't blame me.
"Okay, since you don't admit it, then I'll change the question, and that's it. Zhang Chen pretended to be helpless and said.
"That's pretty much it, but don't insult us with some mental retardation. ”
"That is, what esoteric questions can a hairy child ask, it is estimated that they are some simple questions. ”
Everyone also spoke up one after another, expressing their disdain.
"Smoke lock pond willow"
A voice came and interrupted the laughter.
"This is my upper link, and the next link will be handed over to you. Zhang Chen slowly sat on the chair, picked up a cup of tea and drank it slowly,
"This... Everyone didn't expect to look like a ruffian just now, and in the blink of an eye, they said such a difficult question.
Wen Ya looked at Zhang Chen in surprise, obviously Zhang Chen's uplink also stumped Wen Ya.
At first glance, it does not seem to have any deep meaning, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that the five characters on the structure use the five elements as the radicals, depicting a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke.
Absolute!
People frowned and started brainstorming with all their might, but no one could figure it out.
Zhang Chen, who was sitting on the chair, said secretly, "Fortunately, I remembered a few classics, otherwise I would have overturned." ”
Time passed slowly, and people shook their heads, indicating that they couldn't come out.
"Since no one can answer Zhang Gongzi's question, then I will announce that this last place will belong to Zhang Gongzi" Qian Ya suddenly spoke.
Everyone looked at her in surprise, they didn't expect that Wen Ya would take the initiative to help him speak, but it is true that this pair is really absolute.
Zhang Chen on the side was also strange in his heart, it was the first time that someone called himself Zhang Gongzi, and he felt so unaccustomed.
But it's good that the goal is accomplished.
Zhang Chen stood up, looked around, a smug smile leaked from his face, and hugged his fists and said, "I'm sorry everyone, this last place was reluctantly accepted." ”
I really want to beat him.
Ditto!
"Zhang Gongzi, since you have already obtained the quota, can you tell one or two of the next link. Ask Ya for advice, but he didn't think of it after thinking about it for a long time, so he simply gave him the quota, and then relieved the doubts in his heart.
"Of course you can, if you ask Fairy Ya, then I won't hide it anymore. ”
"Taoran Jinjiang embankment!"
A word seems to have cleared the clouds in her heart,
The rest of the people also looked at Zhang Chen in surprise, as if they were two people before.
After a while, Wen Ya said, "Since the quota has been selected, then we will start the assessment." ”