Chapter 15 The matter of playing Chang'e is a heavenly opportunity
"There's no one here." Guo smiled badly and didn't wait for the girl who bowed her head to reply, and sat directly next to her.
"Guo Bad, you better change your position, there are people in that position." Lin Shuang glanced at the girl who bowed her head and whispered to Guo Bad.
"No one, the table is new, and there are no books in it, Mr. Lin, don't bother, that's it." Guo said with a bad smile, and the mind-reading technique fell directly on the girl next to him.
"Kong Xuan, it would be nice if you were still alive. Why did you abandon me so ruthlessly, and swore so badly, how can you let me live. The girl's thoughts appeared directly in Guo Bad's mind.
"Kong Xuan, how could that ancient witch know this female doll, it's impossible." Guo Bad thought subconsciously. "No, it's the world, grandma's, it scares me to death."
"A teenager pushed a girl away, he was hit by a cement tanker, and he died, and before he died, tell the girl to forget about herself and find a good person to live well." What a bloody episode, but it really happened to the girl next to Guo Bad.
"Ahem, hello, my name is Guo Bad, I am a freshman in the first class, if there is someone here, I will go to sit somewhere else." Guo Bad put away his mind reading skills and said to the girl who hadn't raised her head, her ass had left the bench, and there was a good-looking girl behind her, and it was not bad to sit next to her.
"Sit here, there's no one here." The girl slowly raised her head, and Guo Bad saw the true face of this girl clearly.
"Oh my God, Jade Emperor Lao'er, how can you let me thank you, the world is so beautiful." Guo Bad was completely shocked by the girl in front of him, exquisite, how much thought did the creator put into this girl in front of him, she was much more beautiful than the fairy of Heavenly Court, Yu'er? Yu'er is not as good-looking as her.
"Then I'll sit." Guo Bad glanced at the girl, then at Lin Shuang, and said softly.
The first day of the class made Guo Bad understand what a student is, the first Lin Shuang's Chinese class, fortunately, the teacher is a beautiful woman who is not annoying to look at it, and she survived by herself. The second period is an English class, Guo Bad's English was not bad before his death, in order to understand all kinds of love action movies, it can be regarded as some effort, how much the teacher can understand, but Guo Bad didn't listen to a single letter, the reason is very simple, the teacher is a bald man in his thirties, nauseated. The last session of the afternoon was a history class, and a half-cut old man spat at the air, talking about the history of the Tang Dynasty, which stimulated our Guo Bad classmate who was born in the Tang Dynasty again and again.
"Everyone has seen Journey to the West, there are many places in it that describe the grand events of the Tang Dynasty, in fact, there is no Tang Seng in history at all, let alone Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie them, there is a monk in the Tang Dynasty named Jianzhen, he transmitted the Buddhism of the Tang Dynasty to Japan at that time." The old man said loudly.
"I've put up with you for a long time, who told you that there is no Monkey King Zhu Bajie them, how do you know if there is none." Guo Bad suddenly stood up and said loudly. "It's a big deal."
"Bad brother is mighty!" Qian Duoduo, who was already drowsy, woke up suddenly, looked at Guo Bad and gave a thumbs up.
"This classmate, the face is very raw, do you have any objections to the content of my will?" The old man looked at Guo Bad and squinted his eyes and said.
"Teacher Shi, I think some of the people and things described in Journey to the West should have a certain theoretical basis, otherwise Xiao Wu would not have scribbled, and after so many years, they have all been handed down. Besides, there is no proof that Sun Wukong does not exist now, and in our China, haven't we discovered the Water Curtain Cave where Sun Wukong stayed before. Guo Bad said with a smile.
"Oh! Young man, your insights are very unique, let's talk about them separately when we have time, I think I still know more about the history of the Tang Dynasty than you know. Old man Shi said with a hint of displeasure, he has been teaching for decades, and no one dares to contradict him in class.
"Tang Dynasty history? Forget it, I know a lot more about this than you do. Guo said meaningfully, just kidding, Lao Tzu watched the development of the Tang Dynasty before I ascended, and at that time, Lao Tzu was dedicated to the Tao, otherwise it was not impossible to become an emperor.
"Ahem, cough, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, okay, very good, after class, you come to the office, I want to discuss the history of the Tang Dynasty with you, and see how much you know more than me." That's all for this lesson, let's get out of class. Shi Yucai shouted and walked straight out of the classroom.
"yes, take it, bad brother, you are so powerful, you actually this old stubbornness, the first person in high school, haha, amazing, amazing." A teenager beside Qian Duoduo said with a smile.
"Since there is still some time left, let me tell you about the history of the Tang Dynasty." Saying that, Guo Bad walked straight onto the podium, and at this time, Qian Duoduo, who knew that Guo Bad was the Four Evils of Wucheng, was completely shocked.
"Speaking of the history of the Tang Dynasty, there is one person who must be mentioned, Tang Xuanzang." As he spoke, Guo Bad wrote the three words Tang Xuanzang on the blackboard.
"It's so handsome, I didn't expect people to be so handsome, and the handwriting is so good." The moment Guo Bad put down his pen, the girls in the audience began to exclaim.
"With Tang Xuanzang, then we must mention the road to the west." Guo Bad looked at the classmates in the audience and said. Someone is listening, someone is disdainful.
"The road to the west is actually not the road from China to the country of Asan that everyone knows, but the road of reclamation and barbarism by the great witch at the time of the opening of the world, also known as the road of merit." Guo Bad didn't care about the expressions of the classmates in the audience, and continued.
"Who is Tang Xuanzang? The reincarnation of the golden cicada, originally the golden cicada was a disciple of the Buddha, and the reason why he was reincarnated was because the merit was not enough, and the journey to the west was just to let the golden cicada make money and merit. Guo Bad talked eloquently.
"Sun Wukong is naturally true, the Tang Dynasty has been able to hold events for so many years, and Tang Xuanzang should be grateful to Xiao Wu for being able to write Journey to the West, that is his chance." Guo Bad spoke for almost ten minutes, and more than 40 people in the audience were completely stupid, no matter whether the history Guo Bad said was true or false, anyway, it was much better than what the old stubborn said.
"Principal Li, a freshman came to the first class of high school, I don't know who he is, he has to apologize to me at the school assembly on Monday, I have been teaching for so many years, and it is the first time I have seen such a student, there is no teacher, do you know what he said in class? Journey to the West, Journey to the West is real. Old Shi yelled loudly in the principal's office.
"Brother Shi, can you listen to me first?" Li Xunyu took a sip of water, looked at Shi Yucai and said with a smile. "Over the years, I have not been afraid of the powerful, I don't know how many people I have offended, and I have made the students of our affiliated middle school have no back students, but this kid was put in by my Lao Li, for two reasons: first, the attached middle school is too quiet, these students need some passion, and second, this little guy's surname is Guo, and he is the grandson of the old woman Guo, if you really want to punish him, I think Academician Guo's face doesn't seem to be able to get by."
"Dean Guo's grandson? The fourth of the four evils of Wucheng? Shi Yucai was stunned for a moment, and his head was covered with fine sweat.
"You don't have to worry, this little guy seems to have changed a lot since he had a car accident, my grandson Li Wei of the Security Department had a lot of trouble with him before, and now it seems that the relationship between the two is not bad." Li Xunyu saw what Lao Shi was thinking, and said with a smile.
"If there's anything, Lao Li, you have to help me." After Shi Yucai finished speaking, he walked back to his office.
"Dude, according to what you say, Sun Wukong is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it is true that Zhu Bajie is molesting Chang'e." A teenager in the audience shouted.
"It's true that the Great Sage is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, as for Zhu Bajie's teasing of Chang'e, it is a heavenly opportunity, and the heavenly opportunity must not be revealed." Guo's bad words fell, and the class bell rang, accompanied by the end of class bell, and the applause of the whole class.
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